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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me

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sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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fun lil vampire diadop tattoo I designed for myself heehee

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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.

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Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true

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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?