Before everything is swept away by the times, I must bring an end to the chaos. {Independent Zhuge Liang RP | mainly DW and RoTK-verse but open to ideas!} Tracking: zhugekongming
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Hey bruhs!
Bacon here o>
If anyone’s been wonderin’ where I was or what I was doin’ for the past months or so that I’ve disappeared, this is the reason.
Been working on a visual novel with a team of cool peeps. Trying my hand at his whole game dev thing.
Right now, the game’s at around... 3% completion. Just a playable demo to get the setting and the characters across. Who knows if it’ll get made to 100%.
But goddamn, I’m going to do my best, even if it kills me.
I miss you guys. I miss the fandom. I’m just working on this for now o>
(It would be awesome if you could leave a comment or two on the game page though!) ^^
#ooc#i miss you bruhs#but this is one dream i'm gonna keep chasin#o>#see you when dw9 hits the shelves tho EYY
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@theotherjax Here ya go, for free, lol. not quality art, but couldn’t resist drawing it either! hope Loycos doesn’t mind me borrowing the images!
(image based on this post)
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you know, i bet the mean girls in our lives all secretly read romance of the three kingdoms

@zhuge-kongming tfw you’re plotting his demise but you gotta be polite about it
#ooc#AHAHAHA#tbh i can't forget kongming's garlic hat#white garlic#black garlic#whaat#and wow they have actual shoulderpads now#like evil genius villains#now we only need lava on the floor#and a shark pit
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nobleconsort:
zhuge-kongming:
ooc:
you know how they could have fixed this?
they seem to hire lots of people for bullshit positions anyway, so why not have a royal concubinage timekeeper, who literally keeps track of the time he spends with each girl, lol??
honestly they really could’ve. The Emperor’s eunuch probably kept track of it I think and I know the department of respectful affairs kept a book of all the emperor’s visits to his various consorts
then again, it’s not like they had any power to tell the emperor or the girls what to do. they would either face massive bullying, or heavy bribery.
living in the palace is such a stressful and toxic environment, i mean, damn. even worse, you actually live in it, it’s a 24/7 job.
but hey, the clothes are hella fine tho.
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*vomits blood*
Zhuge Dan, more like Zhuge Done with you all. [ sorry it was tempting XD ]
Zhu-gonna Die
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thekingofsadness replied to your post
OH GOD WE REALLY NEED TO CATCH UP SOON. Welcome back!
EYYY FOR REAL C’MERE YOU
*struggles to remember password to liu bei blog* AAAGH
#thekingofsadness#dude#i'm so hyped for dw9#and hey#u think koei can pimp out liu shan's coat even more#because that fur trimming is already pretty badass#all the while i'm just praying they don't take away zhuge liang's beard
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ooc:
you know how they could have fixed this?
they seem to hire lots of people for bullshit positions anyway, so why not have a royal concubinage timekeeper, who literally keeps track of the time he spends with each girl, lol??
thewardenqueen replied to your post: Yo fun facts about sleeping with the Emperor If he…
Fun Historical Fact: The emperor was /required/ to spend an equal amount of time with each concubine that he liked, so if he liked 3 he was supposed to spend an equal amount of personal time with each of them. BUT some tried to be sneaky and get more attention and some even tried to get some of the empresses time. Dramaaaa
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zijings:
“Of course! Our boats are just to the northeast; with a good wind, we will be in Jianye before the day is over.” Lu Su honours the salute with a bow and a warm smile, though it quickly turns into a hearty laugh when he’s presented with the gift. Curiosity getting the better of him - and sensing the man’s approval - he opens it to be greeted by the rich, earthy scent of a fermented black PuErh.
“One would almost think you were prepared for me!” He jests, closing the lid and tucking the box under his arm. The Sun family’s ambitions for the land could not fail here, and Liu Bei’s men would make valuable allies with such an uncertain future ahead of them. He had a good feeling about this.
“Friend or foe, it bodes well in life for a man to be prepared, don’t you think?”
“After only hearing stories from travelers, I look forward to seeing with my own eyes the splendor of your lord’s kingdom.” Kongming gave his attendant a small nod, dismissing him. “We trust that this exchange will be most instructive and harmonious.” Then he moved towards Lu Su, a step alone, into the den of tigers. “Shall we be off, then? I would hate to keep your men waiting.”
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Be aware of what it is you desire, and then let it go. Never resist what is. - Higherselfjon
#lol#if kongming saw this in a fortune cookie#at wuzhang plains#he would vomit blood#sheer frustration#ruined#hahahaha
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Man, it’s been a while, hasn’t it!
I miss y’all. So hard, bruh. I don’t even know what to say. Just a shout-out to the peeps that made my stay in the Koei fandom a hell of a time: @thekingofsadness @dynastywarriorsscreenshots @moonlightpuppeteer @zijings @ladydiaochan @savageorchids @risingflash and whole lot of other folks that I’ve had the great fortune to interact with in this warm corner of the internet.
I may reply to some threads, so feel free to message me or like this post if you’re still interested in keeping old stuff going!
#ooc#ah#i'm so happy that the community is still as welcoming as always#i await DW9 with excitement eyyy
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@pinefrash @ladydiaochan @moonlightpuppeteer
“Ah. This is just a variation on the classic beauty trap stratagem. After all, we must use different bait for different fish, no?”
“I have promised my lord that I would hold no reservations in helping him achieve his dream of benevolence. This is just one more tool in our arsenal.”
“Yeah, okay, but why’d you keep the beard?”
“I did shave it off... but Yueying would not let me in our sleeping quarters until it grew back.”
“I can’t say I disagree with her. But damn, that body is smokin’.”
anyone remember salma hayek in this godawful movie??? she was probably the best thing in it
Okay. Definitely going to study now.
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did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect
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I am running away but I prefer to call it a strategic retreat.
Tennessee Williams, The Selected Letters: 1920-1945 (via wordsnquotes)
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You know how Koei puts something in the new version of DW and takes something away?
I’m good as long as they don’t make Kongming some baby-faced pretty boy. He’s pretty enough, eyyyy
But yes, I highly approve of this survey’s results.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
LIU BEI IS GETTING HIS MUSTACHE BACK IN DW9.
At least that’s what the general consensus wants.
A few days ago, Koei put out a survey asking Japanese fans if they preferred to have Liu Bei with or without the mustache. ie: Pre-DW6. And Pre-DW6 won! So, Koei is contemplating Liu Bei’s design, and may implement an aging system similar to what we’ve seen in the Legend of the Sanada.
So, what do you guys think?
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"So who would you rather be, Master Lu Su, the liar or the listener?"
「✦」┊┊ ❝Of course, that depends on the situation. Wouldn’t you agree, Master Zhuge Liang?❞
#the answer that really isn't an answer but actually is also an answer but doesn't help you AAAAAAAA#strategy is just a polite term for mindfuckery
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鳥を描いておけば正月ぽくなると思ったんです…
公式の新年挨拶が相変わらず飛ばしている。ソソ様はそのハネ毛より、身長詐欺がすごい。
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