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Every time i need to drive and a really nice car decides to ride my ass for going 5 above the speed limit instead of 30 i fantasize about how awesome it would be to brake check the fuuuuuck out of them. Youre in a ferrari im in an old prius one of us has more to lose here and buddy it's not me
#zipmode talks#i live in an area with a lot of rich retirement communities so theres a lot of insecure car guys#so unfortunately this happens a lot more frequently than id prefer#the other day it happened and while i was daydreaming about slamming on my brakes the guy actually gave me some space and i was like.#holy shit he read my thoughts
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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hey so. has anybody else bought deltarune and then steam is just like. refusing to list it in your library? I can launch it from the store page and through its desktop shortcut but i only have the demo launch option in my library which is. usually where i go to launch games.
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my humble robot alchemical drive fanart
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Want to draw my favorite deltarune post
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PLEASE DON’T IGNORE ME!!
My four-year-old sister Soso has caught chickenpox from other children. It would be fine if her body hadn’t been weakened to the extreme by almost two years of malnutrition, sickness, poor life conditions, lack of sleep and lack of access to clean water. She’s very sick and won’t stop crying. She’s battling a high fever while baking in the intense summer heat. All I can do is fan her face with a piece of paper because we don’t even have windows to shield us.
Until now, we held on to our gold rings because they held sentimental value, but yesterday we sold them to buy medicine for her. As painful as it was to part with this last piece of our old lives, it’s not enough. She needs more medicine, she needs food, she needs clean water. I can’t bear watching her deteriorate anymore, what is her fault?!
Please help me help her. She’s only four, how is this fair? At the very least please share this post if you see it. You might not be able to donate, but someone out there can and we need to reach them. Please!!
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i wear my heart on my sleeve
i hold my knife in my hand
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me: oh no! 😱 I dropped my phone 📱 in the dead sea 💀🌊 which has a famously high average salt 🧂 content of 290ppt, almost nine times that of the ocean. if only someone were brave enough to retrieve it for me 🥺
my best friend wound man (helpful to a fault): I will go ☝️🤕
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hey everyone i've been unemployed for a while now so im opening commissions to help cover my rent and bills. you can find details on my ko-fi (ko-fi.com/amydrium)
if you're interested please get in touch via email/ko-fi/the socials listed on the last slide i might not see it if you reach out via tumblr dms/asks
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human... i remember you're deltarunes
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Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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