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zodcanaarts · 2 years ago

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Hi love! i absolutely love your writing 😍 I was wondering if you could do like the dickcannons thing for the BSD men so like dazai, chuuya, atsushi, akutagawa… (if that’s too many people you can take some off) and like what their fav position is in bed? thank you! <3

HELLO ANON ! AND EVERYONE ELSE !! I’ve been away for a while, life was definitely catching up to me over the summer - you know how it is. Bad breakups and all of that jazz<3

BUT YEAH ! ANYWAY ! i included so much more than you asked for and i am not sorry <3

I also included Ranpo & Kunikida because self-indulgence is a wonderful thing

Bungou Stray Dogs dickcannons, and favorite position/activity in bed (dazai, chuuya, atsushi, akutagawa, ranpo, kunikida)

☾ genre: NSFW headcannons, 18+ loves <3

☾ pairing: chuuya, dazai, atsushi, ranpo, kunikida & akutagawa x gn!reader

☾ warnings: dickcannons, some of their kinks, relationships with them if you squint, just general nsfw what did you expect babes

☾ w/c: 1.8k

— dazai

☾ he’s a bastard for a reason.

☾ sigh.

☾ let's just say, when he's an asshole, it's not because he's overcompensating for something .

☾ he has a big cock, is what i am trying to say basically.

☾ anyway.

☾ and just like how he acts throughout his regular day, you can bet that his teasing stays in the bedroom

☾ dirty talk is big with him, both praise and a bit of light degradation so he likes it when he sees exactly how you react when he teases you

☾ "did i really get you that worked up? i only touched your thigh, bella..."

☾ yes, he calls you bella/belladonna (especially during sex), no, he did not 'only touch your thigh,'

☾ basically, his favorite positions are anything that lets him see your face, taking you from behind is definitely not something he enjoys at all

☾ up against a wall, missionary, lotus are his top three if he had to rank, but just having you at all is enough for him

☾ he isn't too picky, not even about the power dynamic between you

☾ he doesn't mind who's in control at the time, as long as you know that his teasing stops for nothing, unless you want to stop him

☾ and as for his cock, 7 inches, groomed but not shaved completely

☾ (he thinks being shaved completely, for either party, is unnecessary, and really does not care either way)

☾ we knew he was packing i mean :/ !! not 181 cm tall for nothing !

☾ not particularly thick at all, but makes up for it - he knows how to use it

☾ also has more veins than most, making him extra sensitive at times

☾ if you want to make him whine at a volume that will definitely cause your neighbors to file a noise complaint, focus on the tip <3

— atsushi

☾ sigh <3

☾ i love him

☾ anyway

☾ atsushi is so self conscious about his body, that much is obvious

☾ though, he has nothing to be self conscious about

☾ it took several months before you ever saw him fully bare, both of you surviving on dry humping and over-the-pants handjobs

☾ and of course, you weren't going to push him by any means, so you simply waited till he was ready

☾ and man. was the wait worth it.

☾ he was always self conscious because his size and thickness were never a number to boast about, but, would it be odd to call a cock pretty?

☾ that's the only word you had to describe it, at least

☾ the carpet matched the drapes, but there was never enough there that would prompt him to need to groom

☾ the head was always flushed a light pink, contrasting the pale skin that ran along the shaft

☾ he was about 5 inches, and all of it was so sensitive.

☾ that night, he discovered that his favorite position was you on top, in any way shape or form

☾ especially riding him, with him muttering endless praise between breathy whines and moans.

☾ "so - you're so beautiful-" his voice faltered into a moan at a when you bounced on him particularly harsh, "please - don't stop - you feel so good."

☾ that way, he knew he could watch you at all times, and he watched you like something purely ethereal.

☾ he was never a man to take too much control in anything, and that didn't change in the bedroom.

— ranpo

☾ it didn't take too long before ranpo couldn't keep his hands off of you

☾ it was only a few weeks before calling your makeout sessions "heated" was the understatement of the century.

☾ he was always touchy, but that just means there was much more opportunity for him to get carried away

☾ and that night,

☾ oh, he knew exactly how to make you feel good

☾ he was about 6 inches give or take, with above-average girth

☾ definitely above average girth.

☾ and with ranpo, sex is never something serious

☾ he never gets worked up to the point where he has to bend you over his desk right then and there and take you

☾ he has an amazing amount of self restraint

☾ so everything stays light comfortable with him

☾ he isn't a huge fan of taking you from behind, but he isn't opposed to it occasionally

☾ mostly because he likes to slap your ass way too hard and watch the way your body reacts in both surprise and lust

☾ he likes being on top of you, being able to whisper lowly in your ear, so missionary is his go-to

☾ he whispers just absolutely awful things, and loves the way you react

☾ "how many times have you come tonight, princess? hm? did i fuck your voice out of you?" he chuckled, thrusting cruelly once more and making sure it was angled at that spot that made you scream, "oh? so you do have your voice?"

— chuuya

☾ chuuya is also one who takes a bit to warm up to someone in that way

☾ not because he's shy or anxious someone seeing him in that context, but more so because he's afraid to let someone in emotionally

☾ so it was a while before he was ready for something that intimate

☾ and honestly, the night you finally slept together for the first time didn't start out as anything special

☾ it was a regular friday evening, and chuuya returned to his home earlier than expected, finding you lying across his sofa watching the television

☾ this was expected at that point, after all, what else did he expect after he gave you a spare key to his apartment if it wasn't to find you there almost every hour of the day?

☾ you greeted him with a broad smile, striding up to him and wrapping your arms around his waist

☾ he responded with a peck to your temple, both of you silent for several moments before he pulled back to look at you, telling you that he was ready if you wanted to.

☾ and yes, absolutely you were

☾ that was the only night he was particularly gentle with you, both for you and for him, since he hadn't been with anyone in an intimate sense for longer than he'd like to admit

☾ but regardless, after that he was much rougher with you, with your green-light, of course

☾ that night, every position he had you in made sure that he could see your face to gauge your reactions - to see what you liked and didn't like

☾ but, after that?

☾ oh, he likes taking you from behind, and likes to go rough.

☾ his cock is average, both size and girth, about 5 and a half inches (and the carpet matches the drapes)

☾ though, that's why his favorite position of taking you from behind is a blessing to you as well

☾ he always hits that spot in you just right

☾ it also makes it very easy for him to lean over and whisper in your ear if he wants to

— kunikida

☾ oh man.

☾ this man.

☾ 189 cm and it shows. in every way.

☾ though his dick isn't too thick, dear god does he make up for it in length.

☾ he didn't have the most experience before he met you, as he didn't think highly of sex outside of committed relationships, so hookups were never a thing for him.

☾ until he met you

☾ and he learned how to use all 8 inches of him in a way that wouldn't rip anyone in half from the inside

☾ he's a very serious lover, too

☾ sex is an intimate thing that should be scheduled, and done right

☾ you also teach him, eventually, that sex isn't something you put into a schedule, and it's something that's emotional rather than logical & punctual

☾ and, eventually, when he learned and accepted that sex is not, in fact, something you can simply slap on a schedule, he enjoyed it a lot more to his surprise

☾ he likes missionary, unsurprisingly, he's a simple man

☾ but, he also enjoys you riding him more than he thought he would

☾ dirty talk isn't common at all on his end, but that doesn't mean you can't ;)

☾ and he'll never, ever admit it, but god, he loves it.

☾ seeing the way his already flushed face turns into a deeper shade of crimson at your lewd words, oh...

☾ it was worth it.

— akutagawa

☾ predictably, intimacy at all to aku is so foreign to him

☾ patience is key

☾ but he felt safe around you, ever since the first time he met you, which was equally bizarre and frustrating to him.

☾ and almost everyday after officially having you as his partner, he wondered how he was even able to love someone

☾ so after roughly a year and give or take a few months, he brought up the idea of going farther sexually

☾ you'd never mentioned it explicitly, maybe cracked a few jokes which resulted in his cheeks to burn a bright red and him promptly covering his face with the collar of his shirt

☾ you were waiting for him, patiently

☾ and that evening was everything you both craved and so much more

☾ he realized that he really, really liked marking you

☾ aaaaand that he loved it when you praised him

☾ you were his first, which also meant you were the first person to ever see him naked

☾ and that is when he figured out he had a praise kink

☾ he was just above 6 inches, average girth, and the carpet did indeed match the drapes

☾ his face tried to hide the fact that he was nervous, but his body betrayed him - trembling slightly under your gaze, so very nervous that you would change your mind

☾ he would rather die than not be able to see your face during sex, so any position that would prompt your backside to face him was a swift no from him.

☾ he also has quite a bit of anxiety in the idea of giving up control, so if you ever wanted to have him under you, make sure you ease him into it

☾ he ends up absolutely loving it in the end

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zodcanaarts · 4 years ago

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zodcanaarts · 4 years ago

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Okay. So that first apology kind of sucked. My bad. Well it’s a YouTuber apology, so it’s kind of supposed to suck, isn’t it? I decided to write this one out instead of making a video in order to not sound sarcastic or disingenuous. I’m also going to keep it as short as possible. Hopefully this will be my last apology. It seems that I didn’t get my point across very well. As usual. I’m sorry I’m just really bad at communicating my ideas. The way that the majority of people interpreted the video was not how I wanted to come across. And that’s on me. That’s what those screenshots were. Bad communication. Also I didn’t intend to monetize the video. I’m sorry I didn’t have time to take it off. Same goes for the mods. I will take action accordingly soon. I’ve just been really busy today. I promise I am not a bad person. I don’t fetishize anyone. I actually support BLM and I don’t blame them for anything that happened to me or my family (I thought I made that clear but I’m going to say it again). I’m not going to go into detail about what happened with my family because I don’t want to make myself the victim. I love seeing people use their right to freedom of speech to make something beautiful and bring people together. I’m not a horrible racist. I don’t hate the working class. I’m not a fascist. I don’t support Donald Trump or whatever people are saying about me right now. I’m not what you’re claiming I am. I don’t think this is worth getting the whole fandom involved for. I don’t think this is worth me getting death threats. I don’t think I should be cancelled for this. I don’t think that my political views should matter if I’m making Hetalia content. But I know I can do better. I think everyone deserves the chance to become a better person, even if they did something wrong. That goes for the people attacking me too. My apology was sincere. I’m sorry if it didn’t sound that way. I am genuinely sorry for what happened. I am truly trying to improve myself just like everyone else. I’m sorry that I acted out of emotion, but you have to understand that I had a reason to panic since I had so many people attacking me, threatening me, trying to break up my boyfriend and I, spreading around false information, and threatening to get someone who almost doxxed me in the past involved (I know they couldn’t have known that so I don’t blame them, but you can understand why I made such a rushed video). I’m open to learning about other points of view. I never said I was set in my ways. You could have just talked to me about it instead of leading a whole crusade against me. I love having a nice discussion with fans and people in the community. I also learned throughout this that I really need more mods and better regulation on my discord server. I’m still trying to work that out, but I’m going to make sure I’m properly staffed before opening up my server again. So would you mind taking down the post on instagram? And maybe spread this apology around? And maybe stop spreading horrible things about me? I don’t want people getting a bad idea of me. I just want to make as many people entertained and make as many people smile as possible. I want to bring the fandom together so that this time the fandom will be a good place to be. And that’s my true intention. I hope you can continue to enjoy my content despite all this drama.

~Kolko

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zodcanaarts · 5 years ago

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yes i am a big advocate for realistic clothes and armor in media like

this is perfect and? extremely fucking hot

but also ive never seen anything hotter than when geralt is fighting without his armor and instead in tight pants and several of his shirt’s buttons undone and i want every fight scene from here on like that

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zodcanaarts · 7 years ago

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Sometimes that one reblog makes the difference.

Based on a true story from my time as an artist.

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zodcanaarts · 7 years ago

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alternative depression tips for when you read the ‘depression tips’ post and laugh hollowly, bc only in your fondest dreams could you manage to do any of those things

dry shampoo and face wipes are your friend. if you can brush your teeth you’ll feel maybe 2% less disgusting. wash your hands.

smelling nice is gr9, rubbing moisturiser in is Exhausting. perfume, scented candles and linen sprays are way quicker.

try to change your clothes at least every other day. wear sweats or pjs as often as you physically can.

you don’t need to put on underwear if you’re not leaving the house (that goes double for bras and binders)

drink any water that hasn’t been sitting out on your desk for a week. dust doesn’t taste good. stay hydrated. I fill one of those 2 litre bottles in the morning and keep it with me so I don’t have to get up and walk to the sink.

re: cleaning, try and keep one room vaguely clean. if everywhere else is a shit hole that’s fine, but you can go sit in your one tidy space and chill for a bit. it’s fine if that’s the bathroom or just the corner of your bedroom where there’s no crap on the floor. find a tiny space that isn’t horrifying and sit in it.

music helps.

eat a thing. +5 points if it has a fresh fruit or vegetable in it. take out is acceptable if it comes with veggies.

if your creativity curled up and died a long time ago try and find something that at least reminds you what it was like to feel inspired. watch a film, look at some art (probably not your own), read a thing. if that makes you feel worse, just?? don’t think about it??

grounding yourself is actually really helpful. open the window and breathe for 2 minutes. lay down on the floor and feel your whole body (unless you don’t want to in which case: lay down and don’t feel anything except the floor)

human interaction is Good. text a family member you don’t hate if you have one. message a friend. reply to someone’s personal post with ‘SAME’. make your own personal post asking the void for validation. stare out the window at people and remind yourself that life exists outside of the black space inside your head. whatever works.

pets are amazing, agreed. watch some funny animal vines if you don’t have one.

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zodcanaarts · 7 years ago

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I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.