zombie-oppa
zombie-oppa
Baby, Would You still love me if I were a zombie?
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Call me Zombie. Im 21, I like mermaids, penguins, and food.
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zombie-oppa · 9 years ago
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me: i want to die therapist: coconut oil
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Birds in a hands
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zombie-oppa · 9 years ago
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my blood tests: you're in perfect health and nothing is wrong
me: *looks at body*
me: you lying little shit.
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“Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt!”
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zombie-oppa · 9 years ago
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2 more years long distance. And we’ll be even farther apart. It’s worth waiting for, but this seriously sucks and hurts and I’m just not handling it well today. I think partly because it's wedding season. Seeing so many couples together and happy and celebrating that...we were supposed to be doing that in a few months, but instead we just have more and more distance. This all just sucks.
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zombie-oppa · 9 years ago
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zombie-oppa · 9 years ago
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Life is short. (by Jake Likes Onions)
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zombie-oppa · 9 years ago
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My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat
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zombie-oppa · 9 years ago
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So proud of my boy chicken! ❤
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zombie-oppa · 9 years ago
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We were supposed to move in together in three months. Now we're looking at two more years long distance. This all sucks.
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