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teaching my mom how to crochet when i've only been learning over the past few months is just... the repeated interaction of my mom asking me "what did i do wrong here?" and i just stare at it for a while and all i can provide is this

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my dog is very upset that she can't go outside with my parents while they're powerwashing and has taken to howling at the door, but she's not very good at howling so she just sounds like chewbacca. pitiful puppy....

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping

i'm 28

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This won’t leave my mind like help. You bitches on tumblr were doing this shit too i didnt forget

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lazy minesona stuff. moth version aaaand on their 'puter

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you are unable to defend against dolby's attack

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i remember being 14 and watching game grumps and thinking "how do they know so many movies and shows??" and the simple answer is that the longer you live the more movies and shows you've watched. i don't even watch a lot of movies but even still i am now that adult who is dropping a billion casual references to stuff. this is a completely uninteresting and obvious observation but i think about it weirdly often??

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Hetbait kind of goes harder than queerbait sometimes. Queerbait you understand that the creators very rarely could do it even if they wanted to so implication and suggestion was better and safer than being explicit. Hetbait though there's no such justifiable reason they just want to fuck with you.

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i hate being anywhere near a college bc all i'm reminded of is the fact that i desperately wish i could both afford college and have the mental resilience to Stay in college.

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saw a dinosaur exhibit today. that is all thank you

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He is all eyes 👁👁👁

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Amethyst earrings shaped like grapes. FRANCE 1840 - 1851

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can people in my conservative town get real normal about body hair plsss it's 90 degrees out and i'm sick and tired of other people's irrational disgust being made MY problem. i just want to wear shorts.

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The wide spectrum of Miku🎵