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Oi'm a zombie

I hope you know there are two zombies in your area and they are dating each other

@zombiescout-lmao and @zombiesniper-lol

what the frick is a zombie

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think you’d like these birds

just gonna say what they’re called in order— : black heron, shima enaga, and wall creeper

aren’t they beautiful?

They really are beautiful, thanks mate

[zombiesniper-lol]

I love you, Scout

Hamburbur

Hm, I moight get some, actually

Maybe Scout would loike some, too

Hey, @zombiescout-lmao , do you wanna get some burgers with me? I hope we're still able to eat human food as zombies

[zombiesniper-lol]

*he chuckles as he saw how happy his boyfriend is. He pat his head and continue eating his burger*

Hamburbur

Hm, I moight get some, actually

Maybe Scout would loike some, too

Hey, @zombiescout-lmao , do you wanna get some burgers with me? I hope we're still able to eat human food as zombies

[zombiesniper-lol]

*and so they got burgers by literally scaring the shit of the employees* So, how's it?

Hamburbur

Hm, I moight get some, actually

Maybe Scout would loike some, too

Hey, @zombiescout-lmao , do you wanna get some burgers with me? I hope we're still able to eat human food as zombies

[zombiesniper-lol]

Noice. I'll find us a place, and I will be paying, alroight?

*he gives zombie scout a kiss on the forehead* Consider this a date, maybe?

Hamburbur

Hm, I moight get some, actually

Maybe Scout would loike some, too

Hey, @zombiescout-lmao , do you wanna get some burgers with me? I hope we're still able to eat human food as zombies

[zombiesniper-lol]

Hamburbur

Hm, I moight get some, actually

Maybe Scout would loike some, too

Hey, @zombiescout-lmao , do you wanna get some burgers with me? I hope we're still able to eat human food as zombies

[zombiesniper-lol]

Hey man, there's an owlbear behind you

Her name is hootsie and she really likes rats

*Feeds the owl rats like it's his own child* Hey there, girlie, how're ya?

[zombiesniper-lol]

Hey, pal, watch this little guy for me for a while? *Hands you a giant bird cage with an owl in it before running off* It likes mice as treats!

Aww, hey there mate. Right, of course, I'll take good care of 'im

*This zombie is so happy, he'll let your owl fucking eat him*

[zombiesniper-lol]

have u been mpregged 🫃

Whot???? That's... A weird question, mate, please go away

[IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS???? WE DISCUSSED THIS DUDE!!!!!]

[zombiesniper-lol]

Magic asker, you will be a human for 15 seconds

Okay? This is weird.

*15 seconds*

Anddd Oi'm back.

[zombiesniper-lol]

do you like being a zombie? or would you rather be human again?

If Oi could become a human again, Oi would. But roight now, Oi'm a zombie, nothing's gonna change that.

[zombiesniper-lol]

Do u like the rain?

Sure Oi do, it's really relaxing. But when it's raining cats and dogs, Oi best stay indoors or seek shelter somewhere.

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What if I eat you instead of you eat me?

Would I become zombie or I'll die from how disgusting you taste?

It's probably the latter mate. Oi mean, would ya eat a rotten corpse?

[zombiesniper-lol]

I can answer that People are attracted to violence and danger, this is because the 'fear' and 'attraction' center of the brain are in the same place, wires get crossed sometimes.

Oi see... Well, thanks for the information, mate, 'preciate it.

[I don't remember which post this one is supposed to be, but thanks!]

[zombiesniper-lol]

what do you do when you feel lonely??

Oi don't feel lonely most of the toime, but when Oi do, Oi guess Oi'll try searching for company or just walk around.

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Look it’s a little you!!

*it’s literally just a dried up kiwi with a mini hat and sunglasses*

Teehee!

Mate, that's not funny. Oi'm not a fruit, but I'll take it.

*He takes the kiwi and cradle it like a baby in his rotten arms*