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oh to be a vampire's chosen in a club that only plays 2000's industrial and darkwave

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is he wrong though?

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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© Nona Limmen {Instagram / Website}

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Happy birthday, Detective ❤️

Adam Park / Eve Park

Insatiably curious, this passionate detective wants nothing more than to help and protect. After many years of dead ends, unanswered questions, and orders to drop or ignore loose threads, cracks have started to form in their reality. They've always been on the right side of the law, but maybe it's time to ask if the law's always on the right side.

Art by the incredible @doubledeadstudio

Detective Park is a character from the game Zorlok

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it’s 1981 and you’re in the city getting chased by corrupt cops👮🏻‍♂️

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pov i See you.. on the floor..... hello....

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Daihatsu Charade Coupe, 1978. These days 3-cylinder engines are relatively common, but in the 70s they were extremely rare. The G10 Charade was one of the first cars to use a 4-stroke 3 cylinder water-cooled engine in mass production. The ‘coupe’ version had a cute port-hole in the c-pillar, it was also called the Charade Runabout on some markets

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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

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I just want you to know Zorlok just plagues my brain sometimes, just pops up out of nowhere, and suddenly, it's all I can think about. Anyway, have a lovely day ��

Awww, thank you so much!! That means a lot to me ❤️

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Dream 80’s nyc penthouse

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Self portrait, based on this photo(don’t reupload)

Hope you guys like my art!! This did super absurdly well on tiktok

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Overheard at the thrift store:

“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”

“We are lesbians.”

“Yeah but not with each other.”

“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”

“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”

“I don’t.”

“Evidence to the contrary.”

(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”

“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”

*Slap fight ensues*

Anyway, I hope they figure out they’re in love soon.

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Hi everyone,

This was a long time coming (actually, it's 6 months late... waves at things) but The Trials and Tribulations of Edward Harcourt is FINALLY COMPLETE!

Chapter 5 and 6, along with the 5 different Epilogues have been added to the game. So you can now discover what sordid affair was happening in the depths under Castle Garbuie.

Will you save the day? Will you perish in your trials? Only your choices will tell!

PLAY THE FINAL CHAPTERS!

Along with the additional chapters, there have been changes in the back end code (due partly to the SugarCube update and to the update). There are still a few things I'd like to implement (Achievements, QoL and accessibility, etc...), so while the story is complete, this is technically an OPEN BETA.

The update includes:

a New Game+ function (to unlock a hidden option)

a Character Randomiser (for Chapter 1)

and a Discord (for bugs and feedback)!

For the full breakdown, check the dev log on itch:

Enjoy!

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GRAYSON PERRY & CHARLES HOLLAND, Privat House of the Artist, Essex, UK, 2023