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Rumple fucks
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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
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it's always kind of funny to me when people insist that honesty is a virtue and you should always tell the truth because being good at lying is something that's been almost universally celebrated for thousands of years by pretty much all of humanity. like there are literally multiple folk tales and legends throughout history and across cultures that involve the hero tricking their adversary in order to win, and it's usually considered a disadvantage to mythical creatures such as faeries that they can't say things that aren't true.
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No shame spiral quite like laying on the bathroom floor going over the reasons why u hate yourself and everyone around you hates you
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I support gay rights but more importantly I support gay wrongs.
Man slaughter? More like man slayyyyyyyyyyyy 😜
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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Please I’m trying to find a screen grab meme. It was early tik tok that like little blonde girl dancing and someone asked if she supports gay rights and like mid dance move she’s like no🫶🏻 I have no idea how to Google it but it’s so funny please!!!! I’m gay I need this. !!!!!!!
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