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I think the would be good friends actually

...or girlfriends, perhaps........

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there is something deeply wrong with this family

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that fucking bird that i love

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Skank

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“Is that the entire Zorbeez Billy Maze infomercial?”

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Did u lay 1x like an egg or like was that builderman

“No. She’s adopted.”

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happy birthday tim drake

drew him in his new suit or whatever

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i have this really dumb headcanon that, back in the exploiting days, 007n7 accidentally did a split once and has never recovered since /silly

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I think a really good relationship dynamic is when one partner is an entirely absurd person and the other partner's perpetual thought process is, "I adore you. Why are you like this? I'm going to kiss you at such length and with such fervor that you'll get disoriented and stop being like this for five minutes and I can rest, for fuck's sake."

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Rooftops are the best place for naps. Not lying.

((ooc: HOLY MOLY WOLY YOUR BLOG IS SO GOOD!! EACH ARTICLE IS PEAK))

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Interesting... I can see how they would be! I would think the rooftops of the highest ones are the best, because they're out of all the smog!

Mia Chang

(ooc: AWWWWW Thank you so much!!!!)

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Superman & Batman scene redraw

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my name is c00lkidd dad i want some ice cream c00lkidd that is my name c00lkidd i want another c00lkidd where is my ball im running out on the road there is a car and it is going tO HIT ME AADAAUGHSAAA

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▪ I was imagine an AU where Elliot and 007n7 exchange their role 🤔

Spoiler Elliot doesn't adopt C00lkid-

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ONG...OMG IS THAT THE ADMINS!? OOOOHHH NOOOK THE ADMIND!!!! THE ADMINS ARE KNTO YOU. THEY ARE ONTO YOU!!!!

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