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We're in the final week of the Great Guide Entry Giveaway. Prize is a fantastically pretty (& limited) copy of Hitchhiker's. Just be a ZZ9 member, and submit your guide entry on something the world needs to know. Rain on the moon? How to sleep underwater? That kind of thing

…or maybe an entry explaining Why Whales and Peanuts are Best Friends? Ten Things To Do Whilst Waiting For Zero Gravity To Be Invented.

Details on the contest here: https://zz9.org/the-great-guide-entry-giveaway/

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We're giving away one copy of this gorgeous illustrated Fine Press Edition of The #HItchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy, generously donated by Curious King!

Just be a ZZ9 member, and submit a new Guide Entry about something that the world needs advice on!

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Dear ZZ9ers. Have you thought about the Guide Entry to write for our Great Guide Entry Giveaway (prize is a gorgeous Fine Press edition courtesy of Curious King ), or do I have to pull out the Kill-o-Zap?

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ZZ9 presents: Poems of Vogonity. A convenient PDF of all the winners of our Towel Day contest, along with a few other tidbits - most notably info about the Great Guide Entry Giveaway contest in June, Fine Press HHGG prize courtesy of Curious King

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Who's looking forward to a new day?!

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Are you in the habit of leaving things till the last moment?

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What's happening? Simple! It's competition time!

ZZ9 have one copy of the fabulously beautiful Fine Press Edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to win. All you need to do to enter is write up a new Guide Entry, and be a ZZ9 member by the end of the month.

Prize is courtesy of Curious King , full details of the contest on our site: https://zz9.org/the-great-guide-entry-giveaway/

(tl;dr: Write your guide entry under 1000 words and email to publicity -at- zz9 dot org)

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What's for dinner?

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Do you ever think there should be a Guide entry about how to cope with becoming a perfectly safe penguin, and are sad there isn't one?

Have you considered YOU could write it, and also enter to win a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: https://zz9.org/the-great-guide-entry-giveaway/

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Don't let this happen to you!

Members - get your new Guide Entries written up and submitted to ZZ9 (for a chance to win a fabulous Curious King illustrated Fine Press print of The #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy

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The exasperation of talking to your plastic pal who's fun to be with

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"The Babel fish is small, yellow, leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the universe" --#DouglasAdams

Is there something odd you think there should be a Guide entry for? Write one up and send to us for a chance to win a very pretty Illustrated HHGG. Check our site for info

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Have you written up a fan Guide Entry recently? Have you considered that a great time to do so is now?

Also, if you're a ZZ9 member, submit it to us for a chance to win a very pretty book in the Great Guide Entry Giveaway

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Just one more poem

Vogon Poetry overload? It just may have exploded the synapses of our fifth and final poet, who provided us a non-working email. If this poem is yours, contact us again to claim your prize!

And after this, it's all uphill!

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Vogon Poetry continues with winning entry four for #TowelDay 2025. This is from "blamelewis".

The judge doesn't care who was blame, their suffering would be the same regardless

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Third in our series of fan made Vogon Poems for #TowelDay 2025.

Word from our judges is they appreciate this was even shorter than the second (can this trend continue?)

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The second #TowelDay Vogon Poetry winner is a driving observation by Alistair Coleman. (Eyes on the road Alistair! Eyes on the road!)