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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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trying to make their designs make sense . eclipse doesn't exist to me bc why would scott ruin these two like that.

(click for higher quality i hope) 🤞

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Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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Boops, you're cute Peacocks

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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Peacock Eclipse: Regale Ass

Eclipse is the last of the trio of the Celestial Peacock Brothers. He doesn't always perform with Sun and Moon because he has his own private lounge he dances at. Normally, he starts at sunset, the dying rays catching in his beautiful red and bronze tail feathers, greatly enhancing their beauty.

He is also often busy with the wealthiest of patrons, which can by some time with him. In that time he may give the guest spa or simply sing them to sleep with his soothing voice.

When he isn't busy, he likes to catch up with his brothers, get messages from y/n, or just follow them around. He may be very well mannered, but he is a big flirt/tease. He knows he's hot and will use that to his advantage.

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Peacock Moon: Majestic Bastard pt 2

Moon is a performer at the Birds of Paradise casino along side Sun. He isn't as friendly though. His prized silver feathers become more beautiful in the moonlight. When he's not performing he's lounging about in a tree near the bar, looking for shiny things, or stalking y/n.

He used to scare guests by quietly coming up behind them. So he was given a bell. Which he happily accepted because it was shiny (somehow he still manages to sneak up on people) Speaking of shiny things, Moon often tries to gift them to y/n.

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Peacock Sun: Majestic Bastard

Yet another new au!! Wine and Feathers.

So you just started working as a zookeeper in this half bird dome, half casino sorta thing called the Birds of Paradise. But the birds are definitely not normal. Sun and Moon are performers for the guests. They do dances, tricks, and are even allow to be pet.

When Sun isn't performing, he's either hanging around the bar, wandering around the dome, or following y/n around. Y/n, who has always been obsessed with birds, is Sun and Moons new handler. But the two act rather strangely around y/n...

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after all those years memorizing social scripts to avoid raising eyebrows...the sheer RELIEF of being able to log onto hellsite.com and type shit like "i want to chew through your sternum, platonically" and have strangers just nod like yeah same 👍

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i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

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This is your daily reminder to keep bugging Youtube about their AI Verification Bot until they give up and scrap the plan. Whether it's through Email, or clogging up their phoneline with calls, keep pressuring them.

If it's working against the Credit Card companies, it's sure as shit gonna work against them too. We shouldn't have to give our faces and IDs to Youtube because some parents are too fucking stupid to look after their kids.

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sometimes an online creator seems like an asshole but like. not in any way that registers as dangerous or problematic or 'dont support their content' its more like. wow i sure am glad i dont have to be friends or coworkers with that guy. do u know what i mean.

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monster being deeply and wholly in love with human handler who is wary of them bc monster is potentially very dangerous and has hurt ppl before trope my beloved. even better when monster KNOWS human is at least slightly afraid of them but doesn't feel betrayed/heartbroken and instead is even more devoted to showing their beloved how much they cherish and adore them and slowly proving that you and you alone will always always always be safe in their claws, the same claws meant to rip bodies to bloody ribbons and rend limbs from their sockets with the ease of snapping a dry twig, now cradling you ever so sweetly,, peak. absolute best of all time