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SPREADING THIS AROUND ON ALL MY TUMBLR ACCOUNTS

AS IT SAYS ON THE POST, WE NEED TO *RESPECTFULLY* SPREAD THE WORD AROUND ON SOCIAL MEDIA

POST CREDITS TO MARLEE WEREWOLF

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Can't be bothered to copy and paste this whole thing here so I'm reblogging it

Also, other kin blogs:

@angie-fuzzy-boots

@scrimshaw-the-pirate

@the-ultimate-tsbs-kin

Proper intro:

Name: Lunar (changes with kinshifts)

Kins/Fictotypes:

- Lamb (Cult of the Lamb)

- Blitz (Helluva Boss)

- Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)

- Zestial (Hazbin Hotel)

- Bonnie (Fnaf 1/2)

- Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

- Scrimshaw (Billie Bust Up)

- Lunar, obv (TSBS)

Kin/Theriotypes:

- Wolf/Werewolf

- Ice Dragon

- Raccoon

- Hyacinth Macaw

Age: 18 (bodily)

Sexuality: Aromantic, Asexual, Gay, Fictosexual

Bonus - F/Os: Fantoccio and Dutch (Billie Bust Up), Rocky Rickaby (Lackadaisy), Stolas (Helluva Boss)... maybe Gemini?

Bonus - relationship style: Ambiamorous

Gender: Agender/Nonbinary, transmasc/demiboy

Pronouns: He/Him, They/Them, Any Neos (bonus points for star themed ones)

ND: Autism, ADHD

Sourcemates I'm looking for: Clauneck, Monch, Stolas, Loona, Moxxie, Millie, Fizzarolli, Cherri Bomb, Husk, Sun, Moon, Solar, Earth, Gemini/Castor and/or Pollux, Monty (TSBS specific)

I'm open to any sourcemates though, less comfortable about doubles

I am also an age regressor (sfw/nsfw) and a furry (sfw) ^^

DNI: Below 16, radqueer, antikins, homophobes, transphobes, racists, sexists, christians, p*dos

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real fucking funny that you were all pissy about your feelings for fizzarolli in canon when you ended up being an incest loving freak lol

TW, v slight incest/abuse mentions

I mean I did find out WHY I'm like that

It's one of my newer kins, in which my family in that world was very fucked up and I got put through some really hard shit that stuck with me to this life and I'm still affected by it

It's weird, I swear THIS friend group who now hates me was the one that taught me one's mind can develop positive feelings towards an abuser/abusive situation, and turns out that happened to me and the symptoms literally followed me here lol

Not that you care abt an explanation, you just wanna be mad so you'll continue being mad.

But even without that,

These characters aren't real in this life, chill.

I'm still baffled as to how one friend goes behind my back and shares my writing account that I shared with him in confidence (actually I shared one story that I wrote that was v normal) so you guys could judge the stuff that I *never told you about or showed you*

People went out of their way to find reasons to hate me so-

Cry about it ig <3

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Vent post

So I lost some friends fairly recently, and I'm managing okay, I mean- I'm not alone or anything, I still have lots of friends and a boyfriend and stuff

But the system who stopped being my friend- the host was fictionkin of Fizzarolli (I think it was the host anyway- ig I never had them confirm)

And not just Fizzarolli, *my* Fizzarolli

The Fizz who was canon divergent in the same way I am, in that he's my brother

We shared memories of growing up together and- idk man, it just feels kinda lonely now, not having a canon divergence buddy or whatever tf it's called

I met another Fizz (not sure if they were a fictive or a kin), and they don't have the same memories, I can't just go to any version of him about this

I've been struggling with my Blitz memories lately and it would've been kinda nice to have my brother around- even if I am better off without the system as a whole

But hey, guess we're a bit more canon now; with me losing someone close to me again lmao /hj

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Maybe the problem is you not knowing what "kin" even means :/

Its 2020 now is it safe to kin Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss or am I gonna get witchhunted for kinning an overworked imp again? Seriously, were in an international crisis just let people kin without harassment im so tired of this. Im so tired just let me live please. - a very tired Moxxie.

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Hey hey whoever sent this ask, I have a Crowley on my hands I am desperately tryna find a sourcemate for if ur up for talking with em!!

@fallen--starlight

Ah, goodness me!

I've been avoiding season 2 fervently due to the Crowleys I know warning me that I would be very upset by a portion of it and I didn't want to even think of anything bad possibly happening to him

But I suppose with it having been so long since it was released, some folks have stopped tagging for spoilers... A gifset has made it's way to me and, I've been left unable to function now

My dear boy, you've left me in an absolute tizzy over that embrace; I'm so bashful right now that I'm hesitant to even send this but my word, I'm having many emotions right now!!

-Love, a very overwhelmed but delighted Aziraphale!

x

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it says on your blog you have a discord, can i have a link to join that? :D

no worries if not! just interested in meeting more people

Ah, sorry- well, maybe- idk the discord has been closed for a while due to some kid

It's 18+ only now and no kffs (kin for funs), radqueers, endo systems, or supporters allowed

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Full comp of these memes, courtesy of @voxxy-boxxy

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Had this convo with my boss and @voxxy-boxxy made a meme out of it 💀💀💀

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is "alastors creep" by any chance an account that goes by alastor-my-love or smth like that💀

The one who openly admitted to wanting to commit cannibalism bc alastor?

Yep

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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JUST ORDERED AN OREO ICE CREAM CAKE ✨️🤍

I gtg make dinner now! IM SO EXCITED!!

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Just got kicked out of a decent littlespace server bc someone in charge thought being fictionkin was somehow the same as being an endo (fake) system

Fml dude, I'm genuinely sad

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Oml can he be my cg 😭 /gen

If Lucifer Morningstar was a cg ★☆

★ let's be honest, he'd be a very sweet caregiver when he's taking care of his little one. He has a daughter of his own, he learned a thing or two with Charlie.

★ his patience is ^^^^ really up there. If you wanted a CG who has patience, this is your guy. He'll sit there for hours just for you to make a decision on something. No rush here!

★ As a cg, he'd be of course, patient. As well as somewhat soft spoken, nervous and nonstrict. He has no heart in even trying to be stern with you- he's just a soft man no matter what he tries to deny it

★ he's a nervous caretaker because: his flaws. What if he messed up? What if he did something that upsetted you? So I'd imagine he'd always be somewhat on edge and careful what he says to you, not wanting to upset you in any way (he's a bit of a slow talker as well. If he lets his nervousness get to him, his speech would be slurred)

★ not an active baby spoiler, but will get you anything you'd ask for. that doesnt make him a spoiler.... right? Want something? hes on it! Need someone to fill your cups? Yep! That's him! But he won't constsntly buy you things— well, sometimes!

★ piggy back rides kinda papa! He loves carrying you around if you let him. He's also the kinda cg to let you sleep on his stomach while you both are laying down. He slso loves trapping you in your favorite blanket before scooping you up into his arms

★ general hc: when he laughs, he snorts! You can easily make him laugh. And when you do he'll snort. He gets embarrassed for it but usually if he's in the midst of a giggle fit he'll forget about it

★ his preferred petnames are: papa, bubba, dad, etc! He usually doesnt mind any you wish to give him! He also loves to call you his "button nose", "kiddo/kid", "bunny" and "bubs" If you like to be called petnames

★ bought you a stuffie named "Ms Vee" who is a stuffie ragdoll cat with a voice box inside! Bonus, the voice box is Lucifer's prerecordings. If he's away, busy or just not current; Ms Vee gotcha covered. Just press her stomach and his voice will be heard ^^

★ his pre recordings includes: him saying good morning/afternoon/night, him asking how you're doing and saying something positive towards you,, there's also a few others like him humming a lullaby, reading a small story book, and telling you that you should sleep. There is over 200 recordings as of currently, so there's too much to say!

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Yeah no the cast of helluva and hazbin is not rq. they're sinners and demons, not irredeemable scum

THANK YOU

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TW: PEDOPHILIA

HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS

Bro you better be trolling, I know your ass isn't publicly admitting to being okay with child diddling

JUST BC WE ARE DEMONS DOESNT MEAN WE DONT HAVE STANDARDS.

As a father myself, who is also involved with a father, why in the everloving FUCK would I be okay with pedophiles???

Not to mention I grew up in hell and I wouldn't have wanted to be molested, obviously, so I would never wish that shit on the little gremlin snots here

Dude you're sus af and I am reporting you

So happy the Vox in our server isn't like this

everyone from the hazbin hotel is radqueer and/or transid and/or paraphilic

this is (head)canon which you cant change

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I figured this was pretty baseline shit but apparently it's not so

DNI IF:

- You support transrace

- You support transage

- You support transable

- You support pedophilia

- You support zoophilia

- You support necrophilia

- You actively defend any of the above of that shit

I will just block you freaks

The only reason I haven't blocked alastor's creep is because I'm defending him, my good friend alastor, from a depraved child who actively admitted to wanting to commit murder bc of him