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What have been the best parts of the pandemic for you? The worst?

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What are some ways we can practice self care?

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Happy Galentines Day

Let’s take today to remember to always put ourselves first and practice self love and care today, tomorrow, and every other day. ♥

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Happy New Year

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I know school season is either in session or nearing for a lot of you folk, so please feel free to reach out whenever about anything. No matter the level, there’s always those factors that come with the beginning of these phases in our lives. College is a whole other realm, that I myself have had to endure in the past, so trust and believe I know some of the everythings that come with that. Shoot, I’ll even help you with your homework lmao (don’t ask me shit about math though). 

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I’m so negligent to this page, and miss you all! Amongst trying to establish multiple varying projects at once, this one has fallen victim to deep neglect :l (I’m sorrrryyyy). I will be getting back to Dear Muthafuckin Diary soon, and am looking forward to creating some new features and content! Feel free to send suggestions on anything you’d like to see more of. 

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Did August even happen?

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Hey, lovely people of the world. We are back, and are answering all of your love, lust, and Valentines related questions. Feel free to send us non-Valentines related questions as well. 

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Your Weirdest & Most Horrid Dates

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What is some realistic advice you would ask your diary or journal if it could respond back ?

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Fun Things To Do For Halloween When You’re Stuck Being A Broke Hoe

Make a playlist of a bunch of Halloween movies or spooky and weird Youtube videos to watch. (I heard Netflix curated a special Halloween list this year). 

Make a playlist of Halloween sounds, mixes, and/or tracks to listen to throughout the day, to get you in the spirit (RL Grime makes a dope mix every year) 

Gather a whole bunch of friends or whoever you can find, and have each person bring some snacks for a fun little Halloween movie night 

Dig through your closet and come up with ideas for costumes, based on what neglected clothing you have laying around in there. Get creative, and experiment with makeup and accessories- even if you aren’t actually going anywhere (Even though pretty much everyone does this) 

Since you’ll already be experimenting, you can also take some time to brush up on your makeup skills, as well as looks you wouldn’t typically wear. I mean, you can pretty much get away with looking like a fucked up version of yourself on Halloween, so what is there to lose 

Light a whole bunch of candles or put your lights on dim, and immerse in your playlists till your mom, roommate, or whoever come to check up on you, wondering what the hell going on 

Look up cute Halloween recipes to make out of things you already have at home, or just settle for a cheap box of cake mix and some icing. The whole point is to have an excuse to bake something 

All above mentioned at the same time 

Go trick or treating. You may be or look too old, but who cares- it free. Plus if you have siblings or kids you can ‘chaperone’, you can disguise yourself better

Check Facebook Events for local free events in your town that you can attend 

If you're low on festive friends or any at all, check Meetup.com for local events being hosted in your area. People are always hosting something for others to come and be apart of, especially during holidays 

Go Halloween splurging at the dollar store for snacks and festive items you can reuse (we can’t be wasting money over here on one time objects) 

Go to all the stores the day after Halloween, for them good ole half off sales

Do a web search on how to get your money up. While everyone else is out splurging it up, you can be at home discovering new ways to get your guap up honey. Thank me later.

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Let’s Talk About Halloween

Halloween is coming up, and we want to hear stuff. What’s the creepiest shit that’s ever happened to you ? Do you feel costume appropriation is a thing ? What are you dressing up as ? What age should people stop trick or treating at, and when did you stop ? What do you like the most about Halloween ? Is Halloween an evil holiday ? How does your family feel about it ? Send us your input !

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Ask Us Anything

Have anything you want to ask ? A story to tell us ? Need advice ? In need of someone to rant to ? Want to talk about something ? Your new diary awaits you. 

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Is there someone you’ve had your eye on? Have you ever attempted pursuing them? What action did you take to make it happen, and were you successful?

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When did this podcast originally begin?

Today!

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