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Does Sukuna, full form, brush both sets of teeth, just one or neither like

Cause they look pearly white

Like is he doing the equivalent of patting your head and rubbing your stomach or does it not matter cause he has 4 arms

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How everyone laughs

+ civvies and hero identities included

Batman: Strictly internally, sometimes he'll smile so that only Hal or Barry see it because no one will ever believe them.

J'onn helps Bruce gaslight people. Bruce provides J'onn entertainment. They have a very beneficial partnership.

Brucie Wayne: his laugh pays bills. If he happens to genuinely laugh because of something you said consider all your bills paid.

Literally. You find a cheque in your pocket/bag/wallet/purse or in your fridge somehow so it wouldn't get stolen with a note that says "Thank you for making me laugh today, [name] dear, hopefully this puts as much a smile on your face as you did for me. I hope we meet again darling" and it's like 10k minimum.

Bruce: varying degrees of exhale through the nose and slight upturn of the lips.

Alternatively, if he looks mad, he finds it funny and is trying to hold in the laughter.

Richie Wayne: has never failed to make anyone blush. Ever. He's the type of guy even babies stare at.

Nightwing: charming, pure joy laugh that feels like warmth and sunshine. Literally feels like you're being forced to trust him.

Dick: Kettle.

It just feels right

Red hood: purposely makes his voice a little deeper and with the helmet's voice changer he effectively scared the shit out of people.

Jason: witches cackle. Head thrown back. You might get hit.

Black bat: only her family really get to see this but the whites of her eyes become this little crescent shape

Cass (in public/getting what she wants): the cutest giggle EVER.

in private: Shit eating grin.

Timothy Drake-Wayne: Condescending new money but you can also tell he's a girl's girl if that makes sense. He's a bitch but he's also not like a bitch iykyk

I honestly don't even know if he's robin or RR so whichever: he's too tired/ focused to laugh but sometimes you'll catch a shit eating grin or a little snicker

Timothy Timberly Timmy Tim Tim's: very toned down rich laugh, his parent's etiquette training never left the boy

Steph/Spoiler because it doesn't change: Very much like Jason, Dick and Tim in that a snicker turns into a cackle into a kettle with some snorting in between and a little bit of violence

Duke/ Signal: actually I feel like he has a really sweet laugh in public, it's very tame

Unless something is really funny he's hitting the table and pointing while laughing. He can't breathe by the end of it and goes a little red.

Damian Wayne: the only time you'll ever catch him smiling in public is after condescendingly correcting the press and/or a random socialite on a topic after they treated him like he was stupid

Damian: he has the cutest little upside down smile and is high key embarrassed about it but everyone swears on their life it's cute as shit.

There is one singular blurry photo of Damian smiling and literally everyone has a little print out of it in the back of their phones

Robin: only laughs with friends. Will also, when at the watchtower, occasionally smile at Hal or Barry just like Batman does

I'll probably do more soon

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Also to pass into the afterlife they need a grave and to find peace essentially which is why they seemed vengeance

So I have these OCs that have been in my head for a hot second so here we go:

Before we begin, I haven't read any of the comics, I only got like halfway through Batman: Year One and a little bit of Catwoman. I also watched Young Justice and Teens titans. The rest of my knowledge stems from mostly fanfiction and this app.

So, an unnamed villain of a woman took DNA from Dick when he was still robin, and quite young (12-13 ish) and made 'Clones' using her and Dicks DNA to eventually use against batman.

She originally wanted two boys nearly identical to Dick, but stuff went wrong because the DNA she used from herself had the wrong Alleles and so on.

In the end, there was a girl and a boy. The girl looked more like dick (facial structure and all) and the boy looked more like herself.

She originally planned to send them off to Gotham (From England, We'll say) when they were the same age when dick became robin.

Then Dick became nightwing and Jason came and died.

Assuming the twins were born when dick was 14 and Dicks and Jason have a three year age gap, they would have been 4. So not quite yet 12.

She wanted to take advantage of Batman and Nightwings grief and effectively sold both children to different groups.

The girl, being a carbon copy of dick, was to be made into the perfect bait and then dropped In the streets of Gotham where hopefully the Joker would find her.

The boy would be conditioned into being an assassin.

They are both 5 at this time.

Then the mother dies.

And the contract between both organisations is broken.

The girl is killed almost immediately. They are at sea when they receive the news so she is chained to a brick and thrown into the north Atlantic ocean.

The boy is effectively made into a slave for 3 years. He's violent and never really stayed with one master for long. They eventually just starved and punished him so much that he died in a cell and they left him there.

At this point, for reference, the boy is now 8. This makes Dick 22, Red hood is on the rise/ in his duffle bag era (I'm not sure how long Jason was with the LoA tbh) and Tim Robin again. I don't think Damian is quite in the picture yet.

The fun begins here: due to the nature of their deaths, intense emotions and lack of graves they become ghosts. As ghosts, they are stuck in the state they died in. This means even though the girl has been a ghost for much longer, she is unable to move much because she still has to carry the weight of the chain and brick with her 5 year old body. The boy found her eventually when they were chronologically 10.

If a change is made to their physical bodies it applies to their ghost forms if that makes sense. The boy was able to remove the bricks from her chain so she could move.

They are able to take on a more human form that would look like their chronological age, but their ghost forms are the age they died.

They spend the next 3 Ish years finding and taking down the organisations that killed them as well as pretty much anyone that had anything to do with their mother.

Which is where they find out about the reason they were created and about their father.

So to Gotham they go and fanfic logic says they get spotted by a Wayne for their resemblance to dick and many loopholes later they end up at Wayne manor. Some more slightly unethical DNA tests later shows that these two apparently 15 year old twins are 27 yo Dicks and a Villains biological children.

Some more of Bruce's patented Bat suspicion™ and Tim's stalking™ later and a confrontation occurs.

However, these apparently 15 year olds are as emotionally mature as an indoctrinated and terrified 5 yo and a violent, abused and too-exposed 8 year old.

Some tears and accidental ghost forms later.

Chaos ensues

I made half of this up on the go and I'm 90% sure it doesn't make sense😭😭

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So I have these OCs that have been in my head for a hot second so here we go:

Before we begin, I haven't read any of the comics, I only got like halfway through Batman: Year One and a little bit of Catwoman. I also watched Young Justice and Teens titans. The rest of my knowledge stems from mostly fanfiction and this app.

So, an unnamed villain of a woman took DNA from Dick when he was still robin, and quite young (12-13 ish) and made 'Clones' using her and Dicks DNA to eventually use against batman.

She originally wanted two boys nearly identical to Dick, but stuff went wrong because the DNA she used from herself had the wrong Alleles and so on.

In the end, there was a girl and a boy. The girl looked more like dick (facial structure and all) and the boy looked more like herself.

She originally planned to send them off to Gotham (From England, We'll say) when they were the same age when dick became robin.

Then Dick became nightwing and Jason came and died.

Assuming the twins were born when dick was 14 and Dicks and Jason have a three year age gap, they would have been 4. So not quite yet 12.

She wanted to take advantage of Batman and Nightwings grief and effectively sold both children to different groups.

The girl, being a carbon copy of dick, was to be made into the perfect bait and then dropped In the streets of Gotham where hopefully the Joker would find her.

The boy would be conditioned into being an assassin.

They are both 5 at this time.

Then the mother dies.

And the contract between both organisations is broken.

The girl is killed almost immediately. They are at sea when they receive the news so she is chained to a brick and thrown into the north Atlantic ocean.

The boy is effectively made into a slave for 3 years. He's violent and never really stayed with one master for long. They eventually just starved and punished him so much that he died in a cell and they left him there.

At this point, for reference, the boy is now 8. This makes Dick 22, Red hood is on the rise/ in his duffle bag era (I'm not sure how long Jason was with the LoA tbh) and Tim Robin again. I don't think Damian is quite in the picture yet.

The fun begins here: due to the nature of their deaths, intense emotions and lack of graves they become ghosts. As ghosts, they are stuck in the state they died in. This means even though the girl has been a ghost for much longer, she is unable to move much because she still has to carry the weight of the chain and brick with her 5 year old body. The boy found her eventually when they were chronologically 10.

If a change is made to their physical bodies it applies to their ghost forms if that makes sense. The boy was able to remove the bricks from her chain so she could move.

They are able to take on a more human form that would look like their chronological age, but their ghost forms are the age they died.

They spend the next 3 Ish years finding and taking down the organisations that killed them as well as pretty much anyone that had anything to do with their mother.

Which is where they find out about the reason they were created and about their father.

So to Gotham they go and fanfic logic says they get spotted by a Wayne for their resemblance to dick and many loopholes later they end up at Wayne manor. Some more slightly unethical DNA tests later shows that these two apparently 15 year old twins are 27 yo Dicks and a Villains biological children.

Some more of Bruce's patented Bat suspicion™ and Tim's stalking™ later and a confrontation occurs.

However, these apparently 15 year olds are as emotionally mature as an indoctrinated and terrified 5 yo and a violent, abused and too-exposed 8 year old.

Some tears and accidental ghost forms later.

Chaos ensues

I made half of this up on the go and I'm 90% sure it doesn't make sense😭😭

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I have exams so here's what I think the handwriting situation is:

Alfred: There's a chance he wrote the declaration of independence

Bruce, as Brucie: Same as Alfred, but with pzazz y'know? A little glitter, perhaps (literally, a purple glitter pen from Steph)

Bruce, as batsy: there's a reason he types.

Dick: it changes with the weather, type of pen, in and out of suit, type of paper, setting, language- there is no default

Jason: gorgeous cursive but in a 'is a depressed author writing his final revolutionary piece before his death' and not 'man about to make history'.

Cass: literally the most basic ass handwriting ever, it's completely average.

Tim: cursive in a historian/scientist is on the verge of a life changing discovery of the century but nobody believes them

Duke: he has really nice handwriting, but if he doesn't like you he WILL make you struggle to read

Steph: everything is a different size, some letters don't even land on the actual lines.

Damian: In Arabic, he writes like in the tapestries of the Qur'an, in English his handwriting is legible and you can feel his hatred for the language through the ink on the page.

Leslie Thompkins: it takes Tim, Bruce, Constantine, the JLA, titans, yj and pretty much everyone else in the hero scene to figure it out.

Even the rogues got involved.

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Some random socialite: So, Damian, what was your first impression of the manor? I'm assuming it was definitely a change from your old home.

Damian, ex-prince-The-United-States-Smells-Poor., Wayne-Al Ghul: Hm, it was quite shocking how, modest, father is. I suppose he was aiming to fit into society and be comfortable by having such a quaint home.

SRC who was expecting the manor to be an upgrade:

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I think everyone underestimates the amount of networking and actual ceo-ing Bruce has to do to keep up his image and no it's not just 'Throw a Gala every now and then'.

Where is Bruce's monthly book club? His golf days with other old rich men that he absolutely guilts into putting the corrupt money back into charity?

His kids?

Business asshole Tim™ who gives the corrupt assholes (everyone, essentially) roundabout advice that means the corrupt money is actually benefitting society one way or another.

Jason, legally dead, is usually there at the fancy rich people events, but usually disguised as security or more commonly you'd find him working with Alfred and acting as one of the wait staff.

He also helps Steph.

Steph, known public menace™ goes around breaking up business deals and the silent truces that are not so well hidden.

Cass and Duke, lesser known public menaces™: also help Steph.

Cass, like Jason, eavesdrops and reports back to Steph and Duke who actually make use of the information.

Duke takes advantage of being new to all this and plays naïve, saying the acquired information to the wrong people and making some innocent suggestions.

Anyone brave enough to speak to Damian about his animals gets a rundown of all the Wayne pets and ends with them submitting a donation of a Damian approved amount to an animal charity

And Dick. Richie Wayne.

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I can't properly think of anything for him, he would do everything everyone else does and then some probably. In fact, he was probably the one who gave everyone their little schticks and mini missions in Galas

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I think there should be a whole comic series counting all the events that gave Bruce grey hairs, all made by fans.

It'd be like the ghost stories dub

Jason doesn't get to announce his revival dramatically because Talia decides to be petty (she is her father's daughter, alright) and randomly sends Jason's photo with little Damian to Bruce in a random Monday.

Bruce: (minding his business)

Talia, messaging in the middle of the day: Beloved. Look at our beautiful sons.

Talia: (sends a photo of Jason reading little Damian a book while he drools)

Bruce, with his eye twitching: IS THAT JASON?

Bruce: SONS?

Bruce: TALIA?

Talia, turning her phone to Jason: A family photoshoot would ruin him completely. I'm just saying.

Jason, staring at the screen: ...

Jason: Call Ra's. We are doing the sweetest family photoshoot this world had ever seen. I need the old man to get a stroke.

Talia: ...I sense like I made some mistake here.

They ship printed photos of this photoshoot directly to Wayne Manor in the various copies. Jason brings little Damian to his father in a few weeks and announces that he himself will stay only for a short amount of time before returning to "grandpa Ra's." Bruce locks up all doors and forbids anyone from leaving it. .

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In a happy little place in my mind, two things could have happened when Damian went to high (/middle) school. (More likely middle)

#1. Damian is wholly unprepared for the sheer pettiness, chaos, immaturity and frankly insulting behaviour of these children. Not because of: the insults, petty attempts at bullying and poorly concealed attempts at networking.

No.

It's because they're not trying harder. It's frankly pathetic how none of them have even attempted blackmailing him into a friendship to get closer with his family- there's not even poison in his meals!

He's severely disappointed.

#2. He takes his father's advice about being a role model for his subordinates peers.

If no one is going to teach them, he will.

He takes the whole student body by storm and makes them into the most cunning, efficient, menacing, and above all, loyal 13 year old socialites in the making.

Damian has an adequate army now. Complete with units, chains of command and his most trusted informant squad.

Who are actually the mean girls who love to gossip.

But what's the difference?

#3. Both of the above, in that exact order.

Fic recs are very much appreciated, if inspired by me please let it be known to the world!

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This whole series brings me life

I love soulmate aus

DPxDC Ring of Rage? More Like Ring of Engage

The thing is, Tim didn't mean to put it on. He was just kind of playing with it to keep his hands busy while he was thinking about the recent murder case. GCPD had their hands full with the serial robbers that didn't rank high enough to catch Batman's attention, and Tim never had a problem with helping the police if he had time.

And the ring was a perfect fidget toy, if he is being honest. Small and plain enough not to distract him, but the round stone in the middle was loosely attached, making it able to spin inside the frame. Which is what he did, again and again, like those fidget spinners.

Of course, he was just destined to drop it sooner or later. And then, when he reached under the table to pick it up, his finger caught inside the ring, and, well.

The ring was now firmly on his finger.

The problem was that he couldn't take it off.

It wasn't stuck, at least not in the general sense of it - Tim could easily spin it around, and it wasn't tight. But it wasn't loose either, and as soon as he tried to move it past the knuckle, the ring heavily disagreed, almost like shrinking down and absolutely refusing to be detached.

Barbara suggested soap, which didn't work. Dick tried for a more mechanical approach, first with pliers and then with a laser, which the ring resisted with no effort. Cass, who was actually the one who brought the damned thing into the Cave after one of her adventures in Hong Kong, just smiled and shrugged, which was of no help either. Damian offered to cut the finger off, which probably would have helped, but Tim rather liked all his limbs attached.

Bruce called Constantine. The magician took one look at the ring, barked a humorless laugh, and pat Tim on the shoulder sympathetically.

"Congrats, mate," he said, a wry smile on his lips, "I hope you file for divorce."

Although, while all the rest of the Bats and Birds devolved into fits of hysterical laughter (Steph), indignant sputtering (Damian), and cries of outrage (everyone else sans Alfred, who was pointedly unimpressed), Tim couldn't even bring himself to be surprised. Really, his life had been a shitshow since he was around ten. It's not like he didn't expect himself to be accidentally married to some otherworldly magical creature by this point.

The worst part - worse than the actual engagement, that is - was that Constantine couldn't exactly tell them who the spouse was.

What he did say was that the Ring belonged to the King of Infinite Realms, Keeper of Unseen Worlds, and Eyes of Universe. But those were only titles, and, as John Constantine begrudgingly admitted, there has been a change in the management recently, so no one really knew what the new almighty monarch looked like or what they were, much less their whereabouts.

"You can't blame me for not being keen to find out, though," John said, wincing, "The last one was a bloody tyrant, and the Realms operate under the right of conquest rule."

At least, the mage assured them that since the being had not yet come to collect their shiny new spouse, they might never show up at all. The Ring has been lost for ages after all, so maybe the King didn't even remember having one. Or, the previous King didn't, and the new one didn't know about or didn't care.

The first week after the incident, they spent anxiously researching and worrying. Bruce even went as far as making Tim wear a tracker at all times, which was not great, but he did appreciate the gesture. Kind of.

After the first month with no sign of any changes, the worry started to abate. In half a year, most of the family stopped trying to keep an eye on Tim at all times lest he suddenly disappeared. Two years later, even Tim himself treated the Ring as a natural part of his daily life. The stone inside was still a great fidget toy, engagement or not.

Three years, one month, and five days after Tim first put the Ring on his finger, when the world was falling apart and breaking in front of him and there was not a single thing he could do to stop it anymore, Tim pressed his lips to the cold, dark strip of unknown metal on his finger.

"Whoever you are, I don't even care, please," he whispered in a useless prayer, his voice hoarse and his throat dry, "please, help."

And the world came to a stop with a short, amused chuckle.

"Oh, I thought you'd never ask."

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Within 3 months of Damian becoming a doctor injury rates among heroes and vigilantes drop DRAMATICALLY.

He's Dr. House but worse. He watched the show, got inspired and added a culturally appropriate amount of his special flavour of trauma into the mix.

Thomas Wayne and Alfred are Proud.

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Disclaimer: I haven't played the FNAF games and the last time I interacted with the fandom/watched play throughs was years ago so I'm keeping this idea vague cause I don't like inaccurate information

Fic Idea:

Idk who to ask, but I figured this platform was safest. But hear me out ok?

DC (Specifically batman, since detective stuff, maybe Constantine can be brought in?) x FNAF BUT the whole FNAF events is a series of unsolved cases from decades ago.

Since the timeline is confusing, the different deaths of FNAF, missing children, CC, SL etc are all seperate cases that no one realised were connected.

Someone, dick or Tim, probably- Maybe Bruce, find these cases and realise they're connected and decided to piece them together.

Which leads them on a hunt to the sites of any in-tact pizzerias.

Thats all I have really.

In short: FNAF in it's entirety is investigated as a series of unsolved cases by the bats and maybe others.

Please drop fic recommendations I beg😭

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Who should become Batman?

I firmly believe the answer is strictly NOT Damian. That boy has been raised all his life being told he is to take up a mantle, whether it be Ra's or Bruce's. I think He should become a Doctor.

Make Thomas Wayne And Alfred Proud.

The fact that DC made it so that the mantle of batman it passed down to the only biological child kinda defeats the purpose of Batman don't you think?

Honestly, I'd love to have Cass become Batman.

The better question is:

Who's gonna replace Dear Alfred? As much as I love Immortal Alfred™ someone's gotta replace him eventually.

And honestly, I wouldn't be mad if Damian somehow replaced him. It's very unrealistic but I think it's hilarious.

Jason is also a high candidate for this- crime lord Sassy butler? Yes.

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CUTIEEE

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Dinah also figured it out, she's seen them do it enough times.

Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*