Yeah, psyched for the rager, JFK... dawg. || Hark! That sounds like the gentle knock of a vulnerable teenage girl! ... You're wet. || This year the theme for the Awareness Fair is... awareness. || aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!- er-uh aaaaaaaaaaaaah! || Abe's my slave name, square! || I invaded HER bay of pigs, if you catch my meaning- || You're a real knock out betty, Joan, and a better betty, when you're not faking being a slutty whore. || I like your funny words, magic man. || I have eyes, you know. They're right under my EYEBROWS- || What if, we take a SAMPLE of a song that already exists. And you rap over that sample! I call it: ... Song Taking™! || What are ya, coo coo?! What's the matter, turkey? CHICKEN?! || Firm, but not too firm, JUST LIKE THE LORD! || Uh-huh, yeah, I wanna date Cleopatra; She's attractive, smart, athletic, good-looking, she's hot, photogenic, she takes pride in her appearance. I guess what I'm trying to say is... I admire her committment to community service. || I'll title it "What it's like to be a teenage clone: A rope of sand." - Good title, it draws the reader in without giving too much away..., Wesleyy. || Where are my bitches? || Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch! || When life gives you lemons, you CLONE those lemons, and make super lemons. || Hark! I just heard a word that: starts with an 's'! Ends with an 's'! And has a 'lut' inside... A LUT A' ME!
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I know I haven't posted in a while and this is a stupid post to come back with but I just finished Portal 2 and I stg the despondence I felt was deafening. I was so convinced right up until the end that somehow there would be a way to get him back to normal and have our friend back (cause I shit you not, before the power corrupted him, I got mega attached, like, everything else was freakin me out and I was just stressing until the next part where Wheatley would show back up and I could be reassured and calm down - like, dude was my rock, I'm not kidding). I just Idfk man
#i thought he was my friend :(#portal 2#portal#wheatley#wheatley portal#glados#wheatley portal 2#wheatley fanart#i don't think the devs expected the player to get as attached and dependent on him as i did-
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Actually insane how many people like this woman, man.
#shitpost#one piece#op#my art#no color#post timeskip#boa hancock#hancock#luffy#monkey d luffy#strawhats#robin#zoro#jimbei#chopper#sanji#nami#usopp#brook#franky#one piece comic#luffy's all tiny cause it fits - usopp's all tiny cause i forgor#don't try and figure out what's going on with usopp's legs cause i don't know either#also#to that person on an old post i made about hancock who said something along the lines of 'hating men isn't sexist': fuck you#also also people were kind of beefing with me over that and i'm just like#my brother in christ i was 12 - don't you have anything better to do?#everything about this woman is crazy#sexist? check. abuses animals? check. attracted to a minor at 29? check. literally said she could do whatever she wants because she's hot#i know people hate this argument but genuinely if you swapped the genders no one would tolerate this shit
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Finally done another Game Grumps one like I said I should ages ago, yippee.
#i know i haven't posted since march but there's been cohleege n wohtnoht so-#one piece#op#art#my art#shitpost#game grumps#usopp#kaya#zoro#sanji#usokaya#zosan#sanzo#zosan art#post timeskip#modern au#i guess#little league#whatever that actually is#kids baseball i assume idfk#god usopp#kaya one piece#roronoa zoro#blackleg sanji#black leg sanji#pirate hunter zoro#can you tell i rushed the last panel#black foot sanji#zoro one piece
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This is basically what happened, right?
#i should do more spongebob quote shitposts - it's a goldmine#art#my art#fanart#shitpost#one piece#op#one piece art#one piece fanart#sanji#robin#black maria#wano#post timeskip#sanji art#robin art#nico robin#blackleg sanji#demon child nico robin#black foot sanji#black leg sanji#robin one piece#color#colour#spongebob reference#i almost certainly fucked up that whole thing black maria's got goin on with her hair and the shit on her head#and her horns#why must big mean lady be hard to draw#cruelty upon me#i shall have my revenge
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Does it really make sense to change the designs of their faces a bit even though the body swap wouldn't do that? No. Am I basically just saying this to draw attention to the little details I changed about their designs based on who was in whose body (Robin putting on a shirt and actually brushing Zoro's hair and washing, Zoro not giving a shit about wearing a shirt, bunching up the long skirt to make shorts and snapping off the heels of the shoes to make them flat)? Yes.
#also robin in zoro's body was weirdly fun to draw#also also somebody help sanji he's going to give himself an aneurism over a misunderstanding#art#my art#fanart#one piece fanart#zosan fanart#shitpost#zosan#sanzo#one piece#op#post timeskip#zoro#robin#sanji#roronoa zoro#blackleg sanji#nico robin#luffy#chopper#nami#usopp#jimbei#brook#franky#black leg sanji#pirate hunter zoro#demon child nico robin#body swap
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Realised the flowers were indeed too corny too late. oops.
#meant to post this fucking ages ago but i forgor#i finished this 16 days ago#oops#art#my art#shitpost#kinda#one piece#op#one piece art#sanji art#zosan art#just a lil bit#zosan#sanzo#post timeskip#sanji#blackleg sanji#black leg sanji#nami#cat burglar nami#zoro#roronoa zoro#black foot sanji#pirate hunter zoro#nami one piece#maid outfit#maid dress#i'm so sorry sanji#i promise i won't do it again - i let you wear flat heel shoes please spare me
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No reason for this one ngl, just thought it'd be neat.
#he bird 👍#art#my art#fanart#shitpost#at the end#one piece#op#zosan#sanzo#zosan art#one piece art#sanji art#sanji#zoro#black leg sanji#blackleg sanji#black foot sanji#sanji one piece#roronoa zoro#pirate hunter zoro#zoro one piece#one piece zoro#post timeskip#au#colour#color#do any real bird have two pairs of wings? probably not#did i just draw this cause i saw an ad for a gacha game with some lady with two sets of wings? ...yeah#uhhhhh-
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Hampy gralentime 👍
#drew this ahead of time cause first of all - too much college shit my lord - second of all no way was i getting this done if i didn't#art#my art#doodles#shitpost#valentines day#one piece#op#zosan#sanzo#zoro x sanji#zoro#sanji#roronoa zoro#blackleg sanji#pirate hunter zoro#black foot sanji#zoro one piece#sanji one piece#colour#(something actually in full colour - kinda - for once yaaay)#post timeskip#zosan art#one piece art#a surprising amount of side profiles (kinda) in this one#don't know how that happened#sanji's dumb lil ahoge adds like 2 inches to his height i think don't fact check me on this#running out of tags yet again#uh#holiday
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I genuinely don't think the idea for this was any good nor is the contents of it, I literally just thought the phrase 'hawaii gook' was very funny after having this randomly pop into my head and had to get it out.
#mmm.... hawaii gook...#my brain has been fried by college man#can you tell where the self-insert is-#art#shitpost#my art#one piece#op#one piece art#egghead#egghead island#zosan? not really#but spiritually? sure#roronoa zoro#blackleg sanji#pirate hunter zoro#black foot sanji#sanji one piece#zoro one piece#zoro#sanji#post timeskip#minimal colour#rushed#bad handwriting#don't look too hard at the colours or you'll see all the mistakes-#also i gotta submit a college thing that isn't even close to done in like 11 minutes so i gotta hurry this up um-#comic#not really but yknow#tag number 30
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Currently tryna work on some valentines day drawings in advance and dealing with college shit so there's not gonna be general drawings for a while, therefore have this shitty little doodle i did on my phone in December 👍👍👍
#this literally just happened cause i was tryna think of a doodle idea#then thought of sanji smoking weed instead of a cigarette cause i'm unoriginal#then tryna think of a pun on his name - and this was the best i could do (can you tell i don't know anything about weed-)#art#my art#shitpost#doodle#fanart#one piece#op#one piece art#sanji#sanji art#blackleg sanji#black foot sanji#sanji one piece#black leg sanji#one piece sanji#post timeskip#scooping up all these tags rn#out her like the fucking teletubbies vacuum cleaner#minimal colour#basically none#weed#is ganja even weed or is it something else i don't know#do you even spell it with a j#bad art#bad joke#bad in general#tag number 30
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more hazbin hotel doodles cause i started drawing some random dude and he turned into a human angel dust yaaaaaayyy
#why's he got abs? iunno#do i care enough to fix it? no#i drew this shit with my dumbass fingers man - do you think i can be bothered?#art#my art#doodles#shitpost#fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel art#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#phone art#minimal colour#don't look at the sleeve on the left don't look at the sleeve on the left don't look at the sleeve on the left-#already running out of tags ngl#usually i wanna get it to thirty but i'm gonna have to settle for 20 i think#uhhh#iunno#don't judge my chicken scratch handwriting
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I wrote the idea for this almost two years ago, um, whoops. (Also ignore how bad I am at drawing Chopper-)
#i just thought it was funny :(#art#my art#one piece#op#shitpost#one piece art#fanart#one piece fanart#zoro#sanji#chopper#roronoa zoro#zoro one piece#blackleg sanji#sanji one piece#tony tony chopper#pirate hunter zoro#black foot sanji#chopper one piece#not zosan but i guess it can be if you want dawg#minimal colour#low effort#post timeskip#literally no background whatsoever#one vague allusion to sanji being stood on some kinda ground and that's it#this is real art baby that's what you go to college for oh yeah#diable jambe#basically out of tags here can you tell-#tag number 30 👍🥸
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This just came to me like... 5 months ago... uh-oh. I just thought it was funny (more-so the idea than the final product - like just the idea of Sanji casually being very not-Sanji in reference to women is very funny to me) and I never got around to it. (Also, the quality of the pictures is like, at least marginally better if you click on them, I swear.)
#it's not that funny in execution though i feel - cause i suck#art#my art#fanart#shitpost#one piece#op#sanji#usopp#nami#zoro#luffy#chopper#brook#franky#robin#jimbei#usopp one piece#cat burglar nami#blackleg sanji#black foot sanji#god usopp#nami one piece#sanji one piece#captain usopp#one piece nami#post timeskip#rare non-zosan post?!!?!?!?#it cannot be#tried out that eyelash colour thing for gits and shiggles and it turned out baddd - whoopsie
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To be fair, aside from maybe Goku, this is me deliberately bending the characters a bit for the joke, but uhhhh-
#bashed this motherfucker out in a couple hours last night ngl#art#my art#shitpost#shounen protagonists#the file name is literally 'shounen protags be like' - it's 2016 again and vine is so popular you guys--#naruto#naruto part 1#dragon ball#dbz#one piece#op#fairy tail#crossover#crossover fanart#naruto uzumaki#monkey d luffy#natsu dragneel#son goku#goku#luffy#natsu#post timeskip#dragon ball z#how the fuck do i tag this properly uhhh-#i ended up committing one of my own pet peeves by drawing three out of four of them saying something with closed mouths#fuck#also people joke about if oda'll give luffy the naruto and ichigo adult hair cut at the end of one piece but like#we've already seen what he looks like when he's an adult (in an sbs) and he doesn't have it so um#whoopsie joke doesn't work haha uh oh oopsie ha whoops oh no-
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TWILIGHT TIME. TWILIGHT TIME. TWILIGHT TIME. (I have a feeling this is gonna be another of those ones that only I find funny-) [This is the link for a post of the alternate coloured/shaded versions of this becaush I liiike them 😭]
#this is for the people like me at the crossroads of being equally obsessed with mlp and one piece#art#my art#shitpost#mlp reference#i guess#mlp#technically don't kill me-#one piece#op#zosan#sanzo#one piece art#zosan art#sanji#zoro#blackleg sanji#roronoa zoro#black foot sanji#pirate hunter zoro#zoro one piece#sanji one piece#first date#minimal colour#crossover#what with them being in equestria technically#twilight time#post timeskip#it took way longer than i wanted to slowly colour over doctor hooves rose (?) and the cmcs holy shit#i couldn't find an establishing shot of the building without anyone in the way so-
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Got a new drawing tablet and could finally finish the Adam doodle so I could post this let's fucking gooooooo
#fucking finally#it's been months#art#my art#doodles#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel doodles#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#sir pentious#hazbin hotel pentious#adam#hazbin hotel adam#alastor#alastor the radio demon#vaggie#vaggie hazbin hotel#just loading up the tags like usual don't mind me-#lucifer hazbin hotel#pentious hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vaggie#shitpost#because of the adam and alastor ones#tag 28#merry chrismen#(it's the 28th of december)
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Squoosh :) I can't even begin to explain this one, ngl - it's like. Like, he's got snow leopard ears and a tail purely just because I thought it was neat, but also he's like a shrine guardian type thing or some shit. That stick is a vague recollection of what a gohei stick is meant'a look like- (Also Zosan because I have a problem). Genuinely, this is just self-indulgent brain vomit, I won't lie to you.
#one piece#op#my art#fanart#art#one piece fanart#one piece art#zosan#sanzo#zosan art#shitpost#kinda#doodles#coloured#sanji#black leg sanji#black foot sanji#sanji one piece#roronoa zoro#pirate hunter zoro#zoro one piece#also i fucking love drawing him with those big ass fucking lower legs where it just spreads out in size at the bottom#zoro#like - y'know how the egghead boots look#or fucking - idk - jenny from my life as a teenage robot#that shit#i eat that shit up#also i kinda gave him like#shadow the hedgehog chest fluff#cause why not at this point
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