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I love how the existence of Dan implies that Danny is going to undergo some kind of Neville Longbottom/Jason Todd magical girl buff up. Like genetics wise it makes sense cause Danny's dad is a fucking Mountain. But you've also got Maddies genetics in there so Danny could be like Jazz and just be smol. But Danny is stick boy so the idea of him just magical girl transforming into like Jason Todd size buff after puberty is done beating Danny like he owes it money is objectively hilarious.

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I realized the other day that if I would give a public speaking coach or someone of similar vocation either an aneurysm or a heart malfunction of some sort if they heard me speaking in my natural state. It's an unholy mixture of rural Midwest, Appalachian, British words, and some Scottish accent just for S&G. In a given conversation my accent goes through all four of those and I throw in words and phrases from all of them.

Wash = Warsh

Crayon= Crown

Mauve = Mav

Chest of drawers = Chester Drawers

You want = Yuunt

You want I should?

Go on = Gonn

Tired = Tarred

Get on over here = Git on ova heah

I was = Eyes

Trousers = pants

Pants = Underwear

Trainers = sneakers

Soda = Sodee pop

Uncle = unca

Aunt = Ain't

And of course the staple...Y'all

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So, no shot, the Joker design from Suicide Squad Isekai is, hands down, my favorite design for him. I don't know what it is, but the design just creeps me out so bad. The show did a really good job capturing the absolute balls to the wall crazy that the Joker and Harley have going for them. I can't wait for season 2.

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Somebody requested a masterpost of all available 70YoE poems so here it is! Comeplete masterlist of all poetry resides here. - nikka ursula

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So my current bop playing on repeat is the entire Lies of P soundtrack. Its got some of the most epic music I've ever heard and I love it.

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I just found what is quite possibly the best crossover in fanfiction history....Lethal Company and Batman. The story is pretty much Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian going undercover with the Company to collect proof of all the worker rights they've violated as well as all the galactic OSHA rules they've broken, and it's pretty much the four of them absolutely Bossing their way through the worlds with their vigilante skills. It was absolutely hilarious and I love it.

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That absolutely horrifying, heart-stopping, moment when you accidentally cast your laptop screen to the living room TV where your aged parents are sitting.

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So I take nighttime medications that, once they kick in, make me high as a kite. So the other night I'm watching Bones and a commercial comes on with Natlie Portman for the new Dior perfume and she asks "what would you do for love" and I kid you not my first response to that was "Wasn't that the kind of attitude that had Anakin destroying democracy and brutally murdering children for like two whole decades?"

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I love the idea of the first time Cody sees Obi-Wan out of the bulky Jedi robes for the first time. Like logically he's aware that the Jedi are very physically active and therefore must have the corresponding muscle to back up all their ridiculous acrobatics, but the Jedi robes are just so bulky and obfuscating that it's impossible to tell and so Cody just...puts it out of mind because it's in no way as important as winning the war and making sure his brothers come back after each battle. But then after the first real battle with Cody as Marshall Commander, he comes across Obi-Wan meditating or something and Obi-Wan has shucked off all his bulky layers except for the skin-tight undershirt which hides exactly nothing. And Cody just stands there and abruptly realizes that (1) the Jedi are fecking RIpped. (2) he probably isn't as straight as he thought he was and that this is going to be a ProblemTM. (3) that none of the rest of the 212th can ever see Obi-Wan like that because there will be rioting. Either that or Cody sees him exercising shirtless and is so distracted by all the glistening muscle that he walks face-first into a wall or doorway.

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I love the idea that Percy and Sally are the same brand of Absolutely Feral™️ and that Paul and Annabeth are the singular voices of reason. Like I feel like feral Sally is what would have really attracted Poseidon. The books never say how exactly Sally and Poseidon met, just that it was on the beach at Montauk. That leaves room for a lot of speculation and I love that.

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So I babysit over the summer and the kid I babysit is pretty young so we're always watching Bluey, SpongeBob, Tom and Jerry and other cartoons. Today was Bubble Guppies and after having watching about Six. Straight. Hours. I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Grouper is in charge of an orphanage and the guppies are all orphans, because nothing is ever mentioned about their parents and Mr. Grouper is always doing things like taking them on airplanes, overnight camping trips, nighttime planetarium trips, and aopting a puppy and giving it to one of the kids. All things that no teacher would ever be allowed to do. Hence the guppies being orphans and Mr. Grouper in charge of the orphanage. Also, there's a crab with a mustache.

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Anastasia Trusova (Russian, born 1989)

“Cat in the Garden”

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Let us all take a moment to realize that while the PJO movies were...questionable. Someone in the art department had to make a twenty foot tall, Greek-inspired, sculpture of a stupidly ripped version of Sean Bean.

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I just came to the startling realization that Camp Half-Blood almost certainly is committing tax fraud. Like there is no possible way they make enough off strawberry sales to keep the camp running, not with all the medical supplies they go through as well as raw materials for various things. And sure, Dionysus and Chiron probably do some kind of magic to help things along, but none of the other gods are gonna do jack diddly to help expenses. Therefore, tax fraud.

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So one of the best yet horrifying/depressing headcannons I've ever come across in the Percy Jackson series is the idea that Percy, who looks identical to his father, also looks identical to Kronos. I love the idea that Poseidon looked just like Kronos and then Percy finding out. I imagine it happening during his time in the Maze and Luke telling him that he looks just like Kronos or even Chiron accidentally letting it slip and Percy just being so horrified and losing his shit and begging Poseidon to tell him he doesn't and Poseidon not being able to.

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To whomever pre-oiled the screws for the four chair I had to put together today I have only this to say...may all your bacon burn

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"See, now I'm curious" is the fanfiction equivalent of "Hold my beer" and I'm not sure how I feel about it.