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He’s an everything try hard

I still think its so funny he is a bowling tryhard

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I can’t comprehend people that read these books— no, scratch that, I can’t comprehend the people that WRITE THESE BOOKS

They're always eating everything

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Do you think Bruce would publicly talk about who he voted for or be quiet about it? 🤔🤔🤔

Who I think the batfam voted for in the 2024 election:

Dick: Kamala

Jason: Can’t vote (legally deceased)

Tim: Can’t vote either (Still 17)

Cass: Brendon Urie (No one is sure why. She’s not even sure why)

Steph: Kanye.

Damian: Dick (he snuck in on top of Jon’s shoulders in a trenchcoat)

Duke: Himself (felt like he was the most qualified for the job)

Bruce: Kamala

Alfred: can’t vote (British)

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Also I’d like to add

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Nah, the Damian straight out of the league, they just put the ten year old in air jail because he’s light and he *hates* it.

Toddler Damian if he grew up with Bruce will constantly be put in air jail.

Running through the halls and knocking things over? Air jail but if it's Alfred he hooks him onto a coat rack.

Almost launches himself into the abyss of the Batcave? Air jail but jason swings him around.

Escapes into the chimpanzee exhibit at the zoo? Air jail by Bruce and they go home early.

It's so cute because toddlers in air jail kick their little feet petulantly and I imagine Damian twisting around really violently in air jail.

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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Bro I don’t remember this episode what happened to her???

Me when it's been 20 minutes into a house episode and there hasn't been any sign of Wilson yet

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i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

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😭😭😭

Yeah pretend to be your bestie. to mock him... "Uhhh I'll sleep with you." Yep say that to him. Uhohwhat. QUickly course correct and imply how huge his dick is. I bet he's so embarrassed right now

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Same thing, but with my grandma

Cried in the car on the way to work this morning bc I heard a pentatonix christmas song. My mom loved those guys; she loved music, loved harmonies and beautiful things, and she really, really loved Christmas. She always went all out. The decorations, the music, the food. She and I used to go to Walmart at 6 am on Christmas Eve to buy the last of the stocking stuffers - she'd have so much stuff already but she always wanted to go one last time, just to make sure. She was so beautiful, so full of joy, and her heart was so big. Without her the holidays are so hard to bear; we try our best, you know. We put up the decorations bc she'd want us to and we buy all the presents and we have a nice meal and we try, but there's just this great big hole where she's supposed to be. She's gone, and the kids are getting bigger, and we're all trying but there is more sorrow in these days than joy. I miss her every day, but most days I can carry that weight without stumbling. Christmas is different. Christmas just hurts.

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IF YOU WANT A GREAT COOKIE RECIPE

- 1 cup unsalted butter, softened

- 3/4 cup granulated sugar

- 3/4 cup packed brown sugar

- 2 large eggs

- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

- 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

- 1 teaspoon baking soda

- 1/2 teaspoon salt

- a cup of baking chocolate, chopped into small chunks (chocolate chips are preferable though)

Preheat your oven to 375°F

Grease pan

In a large bowl, mix the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until smooth and fluffy.

Add Eggs and Vanilla

In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt.

Combine Wet and Dry Ingredients

Add the Chocolate and a little coffee (you can poke a hole in a coffee pod and squeeze it over the bowl two or three times)

Cook for 9-11 minutes

It’s obviously not as good as Alfred’s but hey, it’s definitely delicious

*Hacks into Comms*

Uhmmm, question—How do you fix a tablet that got drowned in ketchup?

And do you know the recipe to alfred's cookies? I kinda lost my copy–

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Ketchup is dense so depends on the time that the tablet has been soaked in the ketchup but its pretty fixable. Ketchup doesnt go between the components, so it does not rust them.

Second: Nuh-uh, impossible, only Damian has the recipe because Alfie trusts he won't reveal his recipe

@alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth @alfred--pennyworth @damian-al-ghul-wayne

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Does anyone else feel guilty when they drop hyper fixations? Cause like, I have adhd and I used to really like Harry Potter but then I dropped it and ughh I feel as though I’ve abandoned my child

@liketwoswansinbalance

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This is really freaking amazing

The head & the heart… or whatever

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Yep

Personal little headcanons about Damian that I have

• Growing up Damian was told how much he looks like his dad only for him to hit puberty looking 90% like his mom

• Because he looks like his mom he's a very pretty boy, so much so that it stresses his brothers out because of all the attention he attracts, especially the unwanted attention lol

• The languages he's fluent in aside from English are Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, French, Russian and Spanish. His favorites to speak are Arabic and Chinese

• He's a very light sleeper due to his upbringing, however he soon realized that if he's sleeping next to someone he trusts he can actually get a good night's sleep

• The one person that he just can't seem to draw right is Tim

• Kids a weeb of course his drawing Hatsune Miku fanart

• Despite his best efforts he's lithe and lean when it comes to muscle mass as he gets older. He tells himself he doesn't mind, it makes him more nimble on the field. Tho sometimes he still wishes that he'll wake up one morning with the same build as his dad like he thought he would have when he was a kid.

• He's a clothes stealer. Shirts, hoodies, socks, doesn't matter he's taking them whether it be from his brothers or Jon

• He has a small collection of stuffed animals that he's accumulated over the years from friends and family. His three favorites are a bear that Alfred gave him when he first started living at the Manor, an elephant from Dick, and a cat that Jon won for him at a fair

• Some of his favorite romance animes included Fruits Basket, Kimi ni Todoke, Your lie in April

• He has a manga collection. Jon thinks it's pretty funny that amongst all his other more serious books there's just a bunch of manga

• He stops growing when he hits 5'7/5'8, he believes he'll hit a belated growth spurt for a while but once he hits like 25 he learns to accept his height. Still doesn't like talking about it tho

• Because Damian takes after his mom he's rather soft and delicate looking so people don't really expect him to know how to fight, that when he does knock someone down on their ass it's always a fun surprise for everybody

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oH— well that wasn’t very nice

end of beginning - djo

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Yes

do yall think house had a tier list of wilsons wives in his head

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a whole bunch of links for a bad day

serotonin

2048

control the weather (flash warning)

spend bill gates’ money

read a book

write without distractions

snickerdoodle mug cakes

recipes for when you’re low on spoons

khan academy

an aggressive reminder

1000 awesome everyday things

make a picrew of a worm on a string

bongo cat

useless websites

emergency compliments

a nice uquiz

more useless websites

sketch comedy

sculpt something

guess google searches

white noise

rain

customizable

coffee shop

thunderstorm + fireplace

rain on a tin roof

rain + traffic

train sounds

a fan

catharsis

scream into the void

cut your screen (trigger warning)

break glass

self-care

inexpensive self-care

small acts of self-care

develop a self-care plan

do nothing for two minutes

cope with:

common sleep problems (+solutions)

nightmares

stress

stress 2

are you stressed or depressed?

homework stress

an eating disorder

things to do instead of harming yourself

trauma

anger

worrying

grief

a breakup

the suicide of a loved one

bullying

is this relationship harmful?

sexual assault

obsessive-compulsive disorder

obsessive-compulsive disorder 2

suicidal thoughts

help

a whole bunch of hotlines

more hotlines

suicide hotlines

talk to someone

active positivity blogs

@positivityreblogs

@positivitie

@recoverystuff

@survivor-positivity

@ocdiscourse

@positivelypastelpink

@positiveautistic

@mental–healthawareness

@slfcare

@traumasurvivors

@softheartedsuggestion

remember:

drink some water

eat something if you haven’t in a while

take a break

sleep if you need to

you’re doing amazing i love you