iceguessie

[iceguessie]

Cloudward, Ho! Really just itches my brain just right.

Adventure, unknown, steampunk, pirate vibes, team journaling, beating the shit out of your enemies with your own two fists, PUNS!

I’m just really happy every Wednesday…

Someone pointed out I forgot the dinosaurs… seven year old me would be so pissed at myself. Please forgive my failure.

[iceguessie]

I love how Longspot Gotch in episode one makes a point of saying he spent a lot of money to ensure his sons received the proper education to have respectable and lucrative careers…

And now in episode four we learn how Wealwell went to a FULL university… and really did major in reposed standing.

Not mathematics, not finance, not dance… STANDING!

I love when a bit goes this far!

[iceguessie]

Gentlemanly fisting and reposed standing… what did the other Gotch sons learn at their universities?

[iceguessie]

there's a bunch of posts about like "what's your favorite number" but what about WHY it's your favorite number

[iceguessie]

Cloudward, Ho! Is quickly becoming my favorite campaign ever.

And Maxwell Gotch with his “rowdiness” and gentlemanly fisting is hands down my favorite.

[iceguessie]

THIS! I’m so tired of everything I do and everywhere I go having a little AI option!

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[iceguessie]

Wealwell becoming the new Gilear was not what I expected in the first 40 minutes of Cloudward, Ho.

But I’m not complaining!

[iceguessie]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[iceguessie]

No matter how beat up they are, they always check in on Bob’s Animal Crossing Village after a mission…

And Alexei just spilled mustard from trying to eat and drive on the way back.

[iceguessie]

The coins laugh just as hard as us sometimes.

[iceguessie]

So the YouTube app on my TV is messed up and now every time I open it, I get a Jacksepticeye jump scare from a video I watched like a week ago…

Spoiler alert, I’m still not used to it

[iceguessie]

I was trying to type Jason Grace earlier and accidentally typed Jason Grave….

Which still works I guess.

[iceguessie]

This gives the vibe of a Bonnie and Clyde like relationship between the cheese and the grater. Working together to kill people for their forbidden love

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[iceguessie]

Finished playing Split Fiction and I love that Rader is SO uncreative that he can’t even come up with a name for the project he spent 20 years of his life on.

The Machine.

That’s it. That’s the only name because he can’t use his imagination to create something new.

Just a fun little detail that I enjoyed.

[iceguessie]

It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.

According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.

I’m exhausted but I will never stop being angry.

[iceguessie]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[iceguessie]

Add on to my last post… THE RESEMBLANCE IS THERE!!!

I’ve provided proof by only editing outfit, colors, and minor hair changes.

I am only partially crazy!