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Just popping in on this blog to say I am baffled by people on tumblr claiming that fans of house stark should be fans of team green, like 1) Cregan Stark bent the knee to Rhaenyra's claim and stayed loyal to that claim even after her death ergo House Stark (GRRM's favourite major house lbr) is Team Black, and 2) Team Green literally stands for everything the Starks are against: oathbreaking, kinslaying, whether accidental and then intentional in the show, or always intentional in the books (we are ignoring Jon performing oathbreaking AND kinslaying by killing Daenerys in S8, they replaced my boy with a clone), and just, intense misogyny (listen. I love the Team Green messed up doomed gothic family and generational trauma. I can love them while acknowledging their entire claim rests on misogyny and the paranoia distilled from men like Otto Hightower that Rhaenyra would murder her half-siblings once the crown was on her head, despite all evidence to the contrary, and do you really think our girl Arya Stark would've been cool with that if she met them. Be serious.).

The general craziness of the way fans were acting - as someone who loves the Stark fam and loves Daenerys and wants to see her on the Throne (because Daenerys, like Rhaenyra, is not a threat to the Starks except by the hand of bad writing) - was what really turned me off this blog. Sad to see that this has not changed and the GOT/ASOIAF/HOTD fandom remains so hostile and intense. Anyways this blog remains dormant unless TWoW gets published but know in my heart there are Cregan Stark incorrect quotes out there.

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ned & arya: the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that

robb & catelyn: apartment “complex”? i find it quite simple

theon: you’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

jon: “what’s upstairs?” stairs can’t talk

sansa: “based”? based on what?

bran: chef’s kiss? do they...do they really?

rickon: wood fired pizza? how’s pizza gonna get a job now?

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the creators of barry telling all you anti-sallys that not only are your takes moronic you're also misogynistic

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Robb, with their child: You're going to hate me when you're a teenager. But I love you so much. I'm scared! It's not fair! I'll be a cool Dad, you can do drugs if you want. A little cocaine.

Talisa: Give me that baby.

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Jon: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.

Arya: Only if you also don't ask why.

Arya, pulling out 7 pristine human skulls: Take your pick.

Jon:

Arya:

Jon: This one is fine.

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Arya: *sneaking up behind Catelyn*

Catelyn, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.

Arya:

Arya: What kind?

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Rickon: Do you guys think lava would be spicy?

Jon: Please don't eat lava.

Arya: Eat it and let us know.

Bran: It's made of molten lava so it probably tastes bland and dusty.

Rickon: Thank you so much Bran, you understand me like no one else.

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Arya: I had a terrible dream. Theon was in it.

Theon: And?

Arya: What do you mean, 'and'?

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Robb: Well, that was fun. Just where I want to spend my Saturday night, at the police station.

Jon: You always say I'm too well-behaved.

Robb: There's a line, and it's right before 'police station'.

Jon: It wasn't even my idea!

Robb: Even worse. If I have to pick you up from jail again, it better be because you took some initiative.

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Arya: Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?

Jon: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.

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Theon: If I could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing I'd do is put U and I together.

Robb: If you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you'd do is spell SEX and then laugh about it for hours.

Theon: You know me so well.

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Jon: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

Sam: Actually, that would be one of the five.

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Arya: What's your greatest fear?

Theon: Being alone.

Arya, taking a tarantula out of a box: Guess again.

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Arya: ...you're mad at me.

Catelyn: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Arya: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that's worse!

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Sansa: When are you free?

Bran: I’m forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly “free” but I don’t really have plans all next week except for Monday.

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Rickon: Thanks for teaching me how to lie.

Theon: No problem, kid. Next week, stealing!

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Ghost: Woof.

Jon: I would never have thought of that.

Edd: Okay, can the Starks actually speak dog or are they messing with us?

Sam: Knowing them, it may very well be both.