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see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif

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I love how in fanfics the Batfam is all like: Omg Jason nooo! Don't make jokes about your death that is so sad 😔😭

And then in the comics they just:

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scavengers

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I genuinely love how in batfam fanfics….

Dick is like: little D (Damian), Timmy Tim, little wing (Jason) I’m on my way my baby bros!!!

And then in canon….

Dick: *perpetually perturbed by his codependent siblings but knows he’ll never not answer cause who else is gonna pull their dumbassses out the gutter*

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During Jason’s crime lord era

Dick: “I’ve pinpointed all the locations where Jason was sighted. Maybe there’s a pattern and we can see where he’ll turn up next.”

Bruce, staring at the map, very clearly spelling “fuck you”: “…There certainly is a pattern.”

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Lex Luthor/Porky Pig #1 - “Employee of the Month” (2018)

written by Mark Russell art by Brad Walker, Andrew Hennessy, & Andrew Dalhouse

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Bugs Bunny flashed his pussy at Batman a la Basic Instinct

MultiVersus: Collision Detected #2 - "Sequence Breaking" (2024) written by Bryan Q. Miller art by Jon Sommariva & Matt Herms

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Jason Todd with these booty shorts

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Jason, to himself: If I can catch Tim off guard when he comes back from patrol he'll confess about breaking my favourite Wonder Woman's mug

Jason, as Tim wanders in: Got anything to confess??

Tim, very very high off Gotham Harbor fumes: Ra's pickled my spleen.

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I'm so sad that we haven't gotten a proper confrontation between Cassandra "no one dies tonight" Cain and Jason "sometimes bad people need to die" Todd.

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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

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So. I am one of the physically weakest people I know, and would get my ass handed to me in any fight.

however. I have just read under the red hood, and I do think that the amount of pure rage in my veins could allow me to rip batman apart with my bare hands if given the opportunity.

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Damian regularly proposes resurrecting pets in a Lazarus pit.

Stephs pet goose dies?

Oh yeah we can just put Tom Honks into a pit, no biggie sis.

Damian: Next!

Bette, carrying a squirrel: It's not mine but I found it on the side of the road and felt horrible.

Damian: Any religious preferences?

Bette: I'm Jewish, but the squirrel doesn't have to be.

Damian: Any allergies to Lazarus water, Pit-based cleaning products, or animal shampoo?

Bette: Not that I'm aware of.

Damian: And any issues with enclosed spaces?

Bette: Nope.

Damian: Alright, just sign this liability waiver and go down the hall. You'll be in Shower Number 5 on the left. Aunt Kate will help you from there. Next!

Duke, holding a bumblebee: Hey, sorry, I'm back.

Damian: Not a problem. I can scan your membership card.

*beep*

Damian: Here are the forms and you'll take it to Shower Number 7. You know the drill. Next!

Tim: *brings a jar of mold*

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Tim: Jason is on your team? What did you do, bribe him?

Damian: No. Of course not. It was more like blackmail.

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There should be one night a year like the purge except it’s Superman coming to Gotham and clearing out as many criminals as he can. He only gets the 1 day a year. 24 hours to do everything he can. Bruce hates it.

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pov you just tried to express an opinion in a wayne party. youre a super