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If Palpatine was "positive"

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My top 3 star wars fanfic series in no particular order

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Force of Many Sights by DAsObiQuiet

https://archiveofourown.org/series/62222

Description: Sometimes second chances are harder than the first time around.

A vaderkin time travel story with an therapy session way too late (depending on your point of view)

In progress: author says they will continue, so it isn’t abandoned

Update last: 2023-07-05

Podfic available

Length: 2 chapters

Podfic of Hindsight is not Perfect but quathis

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26435263/chapters/64404463

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Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns by chancecraz

https://archiveofourown.org/series/825216

Description: I went to sleep on the worst day of my life and woke to find myself in the past on the second worst day of my life. As experiences go, I don’t recommend it.

End of TFA Leia goes back in time to the start of ANH

In progress: author says they will continue, so it isn’t abandoned

Updated last: 2021-12-30

Podcast available

Length: 67 hours, 54 minutes and 50 seconds

(Restricted) [Podfic] Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns by Alright_Anakin, be_brave13, carboncopies, Chantress, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), HowOldAreWe, InklingDancer, JocundaSykesEncore, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), lysandyra (pxssnelke), minnapods (minnabird), mistbornhero, NotBatman52, read by (horchatapods), robinfaipods (Robin_Fai), roseszain multivoices (roseszain), semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), sisi_rambles, Stasia Reader (Stasia), v0lumnius, voiced by (kbirb), with (bluedreaming), with (Literarion), with (LordSmeldingtonTheThird), with (wilfriede0815)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54170566/chapters/137161048

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Limpet AU by frodogenic

https://archiveofourown.org/series/554200

Description: Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Skywalker and Vader are still mortal enemies...right?

Darth Vader escape the Death Star, but get lost in space. This is the aftermath of his return.

Finished!

Last update: 2022-10-04

Podfic available

Length: 9 hours and 24 Minutes

[Podfic] Limpet AU by SamGabrielVO

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4702963

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Just did! Thank you both for the advice and encouragement<3

Nothing is like the pain of starting an unfinished fic on ao3, only for it to not be updated in a year and the last chapter was a big cliffhanger.

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This is your sign to check how many hours you have spent on AO3 this week

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Nothing is like the pain of starting an unfinished fic on ao3, only for it to not be updated in a year and the last chapter was a big cliffhanger.

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The urge to just drown in the oblivion of sorrow and despair. The urge to just drink to you forget your whole existence. The urge to find peace in drugs just to feel all chaos is gone. The urge to get pleasures so you get to feel your body reacting when nothing else do. The urge to just sit still just to feel nothing and everything. The urge to change your life just to dread the past, present and future.

But, have the discipline and wisdom to turn around and know better.

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⚠️thunderbolts* spoilers⚠️

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This dialogue between Yelena and Alexei was dangerously relatable 

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Yelena: Daddy I’m so alone. l don’t have anything anymore. All l do is sit and look at my phone. And think about al the terrible things l have done and then l go to work. And then l drink and then l come home to no one. And l sit and think about all the terrible things I’ve done again and again.

Alexei: Stop. Stop it. We have all things that we regret

Yelena: No but l have so many. My first test at the red room. Anya, she was just a child. She was so small.

Alexei: So where you. I know, there were dark times. Very very dark times but. Before you were such a special little girl. Did you know this? You walked into a room, you made it brighter. You felt a lot of joy.

Yelena: l don’t remember that

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I’m just gonna scream in that corner over there bye

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Why does the kindest person always get hurt the most?

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Fanfic scramble #1

Where the event of ROS happens one year after ROTS.

Just that anakin was to late, where mace windu kills Palpatine just before he arrives

Anakin dont trust the order anymore and leaves

Anakin gets whispers from palpatine (like Kylo ren)

His heart becomes darker and darker

The only thing that keeps him light is is children and padme (if she is alive)

Right after palpatine somehow returns, palpatine makes a plot so it seems like the Jedi kidnap Luke and leia

He (anakin) destroys a huge building (or any huge thing) with the force out of rage

Padme, Obi-wan or Ahsoka stop him just before he is about to kill (or more) Jedi in a fight against him

Anakin flees (because he feels betrayed) to the unknown regions to find palpatine (to join him or kill him he still doesn’t know)

Haven’t a clue how this could continue because of how many ways it could go

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Got 10 minutes with ao3, then it gave up and now I’m back at error 502

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It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

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just how close to starting another war are we?

i feel like im living in some fucking 1930s because the atmosphere in europe is almost the same. politics are falling apart yet people try to escape thinking about it in every possible way. Instead of doing something we're trying to escape the idea of war that can begin anytime soon

im scared, for me, my mom, my siblings, my grandparents, my family, pets, neighbors, friends, strangers, women, men, children. I am scared of the war at the border of my country. The poor people, civils, are dying for rich men caring not for citizens, but for money and their own asses

cant believe half of US voted for this orange mf, it's truly dystopian

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The Universe having ADHD looking in a different direction: there was something l was doing, but now I can’t remember….

People of earth: ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Universe: How much chaos can l do before 2025

3 weeks before 2025: hold my beer

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Universe: this movie is great! l need to make more popcorn!

Universe: How much chaos can l do before 2025

3 weeks before 2025: hold my beer

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Universe: How much chaos can l do before 2025

3 weeks before 2025: hold my beer

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The feminine urge to just leave everything behind and travel the world forever. To see the different cultures. To know their history and literature. To wake up and see the sunrise from each location. To pet the stray animals. To have new experiences. To not fall prey to the monotony and boredom that life brings.