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my guardian angel watching me have my seventh mental break down:

oh buddy it’s only monday monday

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This is a formal request to Derek Morgan to break my back like he just broke that door

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bucky’s second reason for hating his metal arm is that he can’t feel anything with it.

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tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

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imagined if dean accidentally laid on cas’ wings wrong and it hurt but instead of grunting or saying “ow”, cas just hisses like a cat.

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i had a dream when i was younger that i stormed the Capitol because i thought i would get k1lled but instead, the president (it was some guy named Matthew) gave me a cookie and told me his life story before kicking me with his foot off the stairs..

So, uh, don’t, um, don’t do that...

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Peter: .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .. - / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. . -.. / .-- .... . -. / -.-- --- ..- / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .- / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. ..--..

Tony: -- ..- .-. -.. . .-. ..--..

Peter:

Peter: .... --- -- .. . -.-. .. -.. .

Peter: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Tony: Murder?

Peter:

Peter: Homiecide.

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i don’t give a singular fuck about keeping politics off this blog if you support Trump fucking unfollow me immediately i don’t want you here and you deserve absolutely nothing good in your life

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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my friend called me a slut when i told her this.

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

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when did these ever go out of style? who agreed to changing the style of house?

imagine a house like these but made with modern materials. it would look so good.

Victorian Houses

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i’m screaming because i feel exactly what they(the poster) is feeling

i’m screaming what does this mean

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this will be played at my funeral.

I saw an opportunity and I took it

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Purple Jin could stab with me a fork and eat me and I’ll be okay with that.

BTS in their natural hair colors:

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Got me there. I don’t think I could kill myself honestly, but I don’t want to be alive anymore.

Please kill me