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His stare judges your soul

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

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LOOK AT IT

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Mood

Franz kafka is... Bestie

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My most recent dnd character came to me in a fever. It quite literally hit me like a ton of bricks.

FERAL MAGIC SNAKE LADY

No I won't elaborate.

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I need someone to do a remix of doja cats 'woman' but the what after "divine feminine, I'm feminine" but replace doja cats what with the lil Jon what sound effect.

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CRABS

CRABS

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NICE

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When in the underworld, try to keep note of your nearest river whether it be the Styx, Cocytus, Lethe, Acheron or Phlegethon so you don't get lost.

Near a river of fire? That's Phlegethon, you are in tartarus.

This has been a public service announcement.

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I relate to monkeys too much because sometimes my own inner monologue is just Ee Ee Ea Aah OoH

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Dnd character/npc idea:

A lawful good necromancer who started learning necromancy to help with deadly illnesses and undead monsters/constructs /etc and is actually trying to help people/the party but because they're a necromancer everybody mistakes them for the bad guy.

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Do you ever get so bored that you think a revolution is a good idea.

But then remember your an anxious bean who barely leaves their house due to their crippling mental health.

Cause yeah.

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Going outside and touching grass isn't enough for me, I need to disassemble the patriarchy and become an enemy of fascists everywhere.

Also need to be gay, that's very important.

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Me : *hears about beckett* oh no I hope I don't fall.

*finds beckett in the game*

Me : *softly*oh no

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La Croix tower : *on fire*

Fledgling : try to tell me what to do now, asshole! HAHAHAHAHAH!

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Hunter : if you are here, speak to us

Nosferatu in obsfucate : JuSt A cItY bOy, BoRn AnD rAiSeD iN sOuTh DeTrOiT