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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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www.actions.com/consequences

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Real graphic from an NFL broadcast

i think about that "the pop girlies yearn for espn" tweet a lot because like. everyone is so obsessed with stats now wrt music and like. sports is the ultimate stat play. there's stats about stats in sports. they make up new stats every single weekend in the nfl. "first player since the reagan administration born in the western part of the united states to throw for 25 touchdowns over 10 yards" "first player in the super bowl era to have a twin" like they just pull shit out of their asses for the sake of it and i think people obsessed with charts and sales would LOVE the nfl.

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are you gay?

now that i have ur attention, do you like mst3k? do u want to know which gay mst3k character you are? time to find out! (url if the link isn’t working https://uquiz.com/rhQqUx)

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‘joe biden has prostate cancer’ ok whatever isnt every politician a pro state cancer anyway

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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

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tiktoks with vine energy

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05.12 - Moon's Haunted

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Palamedes after hearing Naberius speak once:

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If you're into these aspects of the story, I highly recommend seeing The Last Temptation of Christ (1988). It was a very controversial film at the time for its inclusion of heresies like the Gospel of Judas and its focus on Jesus (Willem Dafoe) as subject to human desires (such as not wanting to be the Messiah). It gets unfairly overlooked as it was against Scorsese's "type" (he made it right before Goodfellas).

Also has an unbelievable soundtrack by Peter Gabriel that is well worth listening to on its own

@mysticismmess @hymnsofheresy this is us right here, isn’t it?

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The ref in these is Ed Hochuli, who in addition to being a (now-retired) NFL official was also a practicing trial lawyer at the same time:

"A trial is nothing, pressure-wise, compared to the NFL … I have that long [snaps his fingers] to make a decision with a million people watching and second-guessing (by video) in slow-motion. You've got to be right or wrong. I love the satisfaction when you are right — and the agony when you are wrong."

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

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every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun

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(x)

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Me after listening to Umbra for the first time

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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.