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I cooked this up in like 5 minutes

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Do you think a silkworm would be similar to the earthworm?

I'd say you sure could. If you were going to run it, I'd give it a climbing speed for plants rather than a burrow speed since they seem to eat leaves and plant their eggs in them.

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Could you make a statement block for the Etruscan Shrew? They are the smallest mammals, the size of and almond, and I think they would make great familiars!

Well howdy-do! I sure can make a shrew! These little guys are known for being swift and hardy, hunting enough bugs to equal 1.5-2x their body weight. They can also hide pretty well.

They are known for being clever so I gave a (relatively) high wisdom and put intelligence a bit below that. Charisma 10 because their baseline cute, and strength of 1 because they could not lift anything bigger than themselves. I mighta coulda put it at 2 but it's not going to make much of a difference.

Anyways I hope I got it right with the 20 minutes of googling I did. Enjoy!

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Hi there! Not sure if this is how it works, but could you do a stat block for the nautilus (N. pompillius is its scientific name btw!)

Hell yeah I can! Hope I did it justice.

Apparently Nautilus are predators, and also they jet through the water at speeds of up to two knots! They also sometimes eat other nautilus.

For future submitters, you can either submit through the ask box, or if you have a statblock you made you can submit through the blog as well and if it fits the vibes of the blog then I will post it.

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Working on a druid character that can't quite control his wild shape, so I am making a table for beasts and need to pad it. This is my first of many beast stat blocks, so I figured I'll post this probaly useless stat blocks here!

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@mendenhall02 here you go, a barnacle as requested

Behold, the barnacle statblock. I had to learn more about barnacles then I wanted to for this one.

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Behold, the barnacle statblock. I had to learn more about barnacles then I wanted to for this one.

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General Info

This blog is for stat blocks that are a bit unorthodox, using the 5e dnd system.

This blog is not affiliated with Probably useless RPG ideas, it just has a similar spirit and name.

The assets I use for this are found on this reddit post

This blog is run by @grimbiliah

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I should post here more, what animal or creature should I do

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Tired of your players killing all your monsters? Set this on them. Bonus points if you make the tiny mosquito tone buzz every time one of them rolls juuuust below the required Perception DC. 

I don’t know why I made this

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Emu stat block

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The Ancient worm, the original worm, since the beginning of time. Only comes out once in a million years to purge the world of worm killers

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Earth Worm Statblock