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Do you have any idea how much she cares about you? […] I shouldn’t tell you this, but when you were on The Ring, she called you on the radio every day for six years. You didn’t know that, did you? 

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                        “lara jean, everyone was so impressed by your presentation in lit,                            but especially me. i love having a smarty pants fake girlfriend.”                              “it’s so cool how we can talk to each other about real stuff.”                                                   “you looked so pretty today.”

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she was the Q U E E N  O F  M O U R N I N G, and in its depth, she would never drown.  (apply to @dailyketterdam!)

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Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross

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alex karev + favourite moments

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parks & rec meme » [1/7] relationships → leslie/ann

“Ann lived there, Ron. That’s Ann’s old house. That’s my best friend’s old house. That was the house where I put on my wedding dress the night I got married…that is the house where Ann gave me my first ever smoky-eye look.”  

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deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

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that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

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the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

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has someone done this yet ?

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This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

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Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

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“When you finally get to see yourself represented [on screen], you’re so inspired, and you realize, ‘oh my god, I can do this.’ … I hope watching To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before inspires Asian American actresses as well, and aspiring actors and actresses, and young girls. That’s really important to me. It’s unfortunate that [the first time you saw yourself reflected in Hollywood] is a hard question to answer because we haven’t had a lot of representation.”

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me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

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