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ALL ASPEC PEOPLE INTERACT WITH THIS POST SO WE CAN MAKE THIS DREAM A REALITY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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thats what they all say

“desperate times call for desperate measures”, my friend says, grasping a fresh cucumber

@lil-queer-goblin

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“desperate times call for desperate measures”, my friend says, grasping a fresh cucumber

@lil-queer-goblin

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FTM TOP SURGERY SCARS ARE SO HOTTTTTTTTTT

ugh i want them so baddddd

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why is nobody talking about that couple in ratatouille that remy sneaks by who were pointing guns at each other, fired, then made out.

i need this subplot with all my heart and soul

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i think america is a lot like the firenation: we’ve done a lot of terrible things and hurt a lot of people but under a good and humble leader we can be wonderful. im excited for the day i can call my country wonderful like i did when i was a little kid

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same with enby folk! enbies are so cool and i hope every enby seeing this has a wonderful day!! 🫶🫶

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

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Reblog to make it die faster

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the homophobic boys during an overnight class trip

love how wholesome this is

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you fool

you thought i was a lady but i am, in fact,

a CHICKEN JOCKEY

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i made a thing

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hi. as an individual with ADHD, its often a struggle to complete simple tasks, such as eating. i tend to forget because my body doesnt tell me im hungry when it should so i propose the EAT OR DIE MICROWAVE!!

around each mealtime, the microwave will beep incessantly until you use it! “what if i want to make a meal that doesnt require the microwave, like cereal?” CEREAL ISNT A MEAL GET YOUR DAMN INSTANT MEAL FOR ONE IN THERE. on the contrary, if you want to make a salad or cook something, it will make you pinky swear that you will eat.

with this revolutionary technology, your microwave can take care of you and your other neurodivergent friends well fed and healthy!

and i know what youre asking, “can it be customized?” YES IT CAN!!! featuring themes of Cat, Miku, Frog, and even Adam Sandler!

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yall should i come out to my conservative christian maga school yay or nay

pls give me ideas i want this to be as funny as possible if i do 🙏🙏🙏

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considering identifying as a doorbell for the hell of it. pronouns are ding/dong/dingleself uhhhhhh for example: ding went to the store. i went to the store to get dong. ding got dingleself a blueberry.

fuck the government

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for those who dont understand, in cs lewis’s That Hideous Strength he says that gender is based on the planets but humans can only comprehend man and woman

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Early I know but please tag all your mutuals less make a massive chain