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everytime ao3 goes down for maintenance, i somehow forget that i was given warning literally days in advance and my brain immediately starts stressing about our modern day Library of Alexandria

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i want to write a romantisy book and know what my big plot points are but how do you fill in the gaps without it just being meaningless filler???

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Sirius: how do i get moony to like me back?

Lily: just be yourself!

*an hour later*

Sirius: hey moons, on a scale of 1 to 10 you’re a 9. i’m the 1 you need.

Remus:

Lily: noT liKe tHaT!

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mephobia-the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it: sirius black

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Remus: hi

Sirius: hi

Remus: do you want, uh, to get coffee?

James from afar: ASK IF HE WANTS TO GET LAID

James: HE’LL SAY YES

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If you say "look at how pretty the moon is" or "look at how pretty the sky is" and they don't look 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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rb to have a very gay 2022

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so you’re a Black?

regulus: yes

and you’re sirius’ younger brother?

regulus: yes

AND you were a death eater?

regulus: yes

how do you date anyone?!

regulus: iTs hArD!

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Sirius: Okay, i’ve got one more!

Sirius: Why did the sesame seed refuse to leave the casino?

Remus: *While reading* I dont know, why?

Sirius: BECAUSE HE WAS ON A ROLL! *laughs to himself*

Remus: *looks up from book*

Remus: …

Remus: get out.

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james: *carrying a huge bundle of books in both arms*

regulus: *reaches out to help*

james: *manages the bundle on one hand to hold regulus's hand with the other*

regulus: that's not why i-

regulus:

regulus: okay

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anyone else getting the urge to gatekeep andrew? anyways, anything for our moony ig

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Okay but how am i meant to know whether it’s an andrew garfield (spiderman) edit, an andrew garfield (marauder’s) edit or just a normal andrew garfield edit? if it’s a marauders edit imma need time to prepare, don’t you editors get that?

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James: i think she wanted to see me naked!

Sirius: who?

James: EVANS!

Remus: *laughs* are you sure?

James: of course i am! she stormed into the dorm room and when she saw me, she turned around and ran away!

Remus: well i don’t blame her, prongs. who wouldn’t want to run away at the sight of you naked?

Remus: put your hand down, sirius.

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*Moomy and Dadfoot AU*

Sirius: I think it’s just hard for Harry to be around such masculine energy all of the time.

Remus: oh yes. Because there’s so much masculine energy here

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🐺 ⭐️

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Computer: Choose a password

Remus: *types Sirius*

Computer: Password is too short

Remus: *sighs* I know