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I wonder what's on the news today-

WHAT THE FUCK.

And she's playing a TEENAGER??? Duuuuude, time flies. I remember watching those interviews where she is a small child. Shit's crazy.

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Catches so far!!! Most aren't held by me (I'm too scared lol)

All of these fish are being kept for either bait or eating :3

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I high-key thought that was still Mike and Will, and went "why the fuck did he change races, dude?" then realized immediately that it was not, in fact, still Will and Mike.

I’ll be here til you’re you again.

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Update.

IBS. It's always fucking IBS. I was just stuck in a porta potty, shitting my face off. It sucked.

High-key TMI, but...

Does anyone ever get that weird fucking thing where you have to shit so badly and the shit is so big that it starts low-key pressing against your bladder so now you gotta piss too? Like, dude that HURTS. I'm on the way to go fish. I'm in the middle of assfuck nowhere, and we can't stop anywhere. Now shut the fuck up and let me ignore you for several hours.

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It is dark as hell in this fucky ass hot ass place I'm fishing.

Image is edited to make me harder to locate :3

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High-key TMI, but...

Does anyone ever get that weird fucking thing where you have to shit so badly and the shit is so big that it starts low-key pressing against your bladder so now you gotta piss too? Like, dude that HURTS. I'm on the way to go fish. I'm in the middle of assfuck nowhere, and we can't stop anywhere. Now shut the fuck up and let me ignore you for several hours.

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Never put me in the vicinity of sharp objects. *I say, hair caught in the fishing hook from the fishing rod backseat*

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Why do people keep comparing Boreo and Byler? That's not a good thing. Boreo was DOOMED.

The look of love <3

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Neledi Hanlon, president of the photography club and the founder of the second Losers Club. Best friends with Aika Hinode, and DEFINITELY STRAIGHT. Our main protagonist, and probably the least traumatized by the start of the AU. Derry is a small town, so it hasn't exactly changed a whole lot. Neledi gets bullied for being black, and everyone thinks she's a lesbian so she gets bullied for that too. I'll talk more about her sometime soon :3

Alt outfit below cut.

Ignore that her bandana grew. Just pretend it's a different bandana, I guess.

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*posts about something I'm having fun with* 0 notes.

*posts a random idea for a Stranger Things scene* 465 NOTES

Dudeeeee 😭

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Heheheheheheheh

I'm hard at work, people.

Also, before anyone mentions it, yes I know what Harlette sounds like and yes it's intentional. Don't worry about poor Harley, HIS parents are just kinda awful.

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Hold on one second-

OH I CLICKED THE WRONG PERSONA. FUCK.

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Did you see the hamster thread?

he drank a lot of milk guys.

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Who said it was Mike tho? Him and Will aren't with each other yet.

Shall I introduce you to... Will Byers x Boris Pavlikovsky? Will accidentally becoming a worse person because of Boris, despite thinking he could fix Boris. Good shit, lemme tell ya.

he drank a lot of milk guys.

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Cu-

he drank a lot of milk guys.

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Heheheheheh.

he drank a lot of milk guys.

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <333

Bro, I'm too lazy for this shit.