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I can have one strip of raw fajita meat, as a treat
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Man the five Quasimodo fans are gonna loose their shit

#the hunchback of notre dame#artists on tumblr#animation#quasimodo#hond#MY HUSBAAANNNNDDDD#how could you do this to me#quasimodolover1482#my beautiful wife
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Detroit become human fans humanizing the robot Nazi over the sex trafficked android
"I understand the nuance of these characters!" *calls the more feminine one a bitch*
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My biggest flex/regret was successfully making dalgona on my third try and then eating it not knowing it was a difficult thing to make....
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Rewatching mha and remaking my DR self is making me so nostalgic.
I'm thinking my quirk is something like: "rubber hose! Has all the powers and abilities of a 1920's cartoon character!" But it's actually like bendy and the ink style... Like I'm made of some ancient flesh eating ooze and I can simply move my slime at will, and shapeshift it. But that's unnerving, so for marketability I simply portray it as a cute little rabbit character.
For my hero name, I really like susu usagi, or, soot bunny!
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It sounds like the sirens from Black panther are having a riff off and then a fucking wuboxx smashes in and they decide to continue singing as they're all hunted down.
"the original of creep is the worst version," wrong: I present to you, Pentatonix cover.
Bad.
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I'm a Billie eilish fan, but specifically in a "nostalgic middle school," kind of way, and then I stopped listening when she got popular...
I also only listen to one Taylor swift song (all the rest of her music reminds me of an ex friend who was a little demon lesbian from hell.) and it's "look what you made me do," because for like a month I thought it was a Halsey song, fucking how is beyond me, she literally says "Taylor's dead," I just thought it was like an oc of hers?????
I also thought Gwen Stefani was Madonnas daughter, (before I thought they where the same person) then I thought pink and Miley Cyrus where sisters, then I thought that Miley Cyrus was Madonnas daughter, and Britney spears was also somehow related to all these blond women and Madonna.
#pop culture#these women have the same hair color therefore are related#except Madonna#I also used to think Madonna was maryln Monroe's daughter#hold on#googling to make sure that's true#yeah I was right she isn't#let me just double check....#billie eilish#middle school#nostalgia
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"the original of creep is the worst version," wrong: I present to you, Pentatonix cover.
Bad.
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Got me giggling and kicking my feet

I feel like a piranha, tanks u for the food
Quasimodo x Reader | Headcanons
Quasimodo is shy at first — not because he doesn’t like you, but because he’s used to people recoiling from him. Your genuine warmth leaves him flustered, yet deeply curious.
He’s incredibly observant. While he might not always speak up, he notices the tiniest changes in your mood or expression and tries to quietly help.
Despite his sheltered upbringing, he’s surprisingly witty and has a playful sense of humor that comes out more and more as you grow close.
Because he's been told all his life that he's "different" in a bad way, your unconditional affection feels almost unreal to him. Sometimes he'll quietly ask, "Why me?" — not fishing for compliments but genuinely wondering how someone could see him this way.
He makes little gifts for you out of scrap materials from the bell tower — delicate wood carvings, painted tiles, or small sculptures.
If you come to visit him in the tower, he'll ring the bells just for you, timing the tones so they create a soft, harmonious melody he associates with your presence.
He loves carving or painting your likeness into small figures and won't admit that he's made more than one.
When he walks with you in the city, he stays slightly behind you, keeping an eye out for anyone who might say something hurtful so he can gently guide you away before it starts.
At first, he's hesitant about physical contact — not because he doesn't want it, but because he's afraid of doing something wrong. Once you show him you're comfortable, he becomes incredibly tender and careful with his touch.
He hugs like he’s afraid to let go — not squeezing too hard, but holding you with both arms, chin resting lightly on your head or shoulder.
His favorite thing is when you rest your head against his chest while he talks; the deep vibrations of his voice soothe you, and the steady beat of your heartbeat soothes him.
Sometimes, while you’re looking out over Paris together, he’ll hold your hand loosely at first, then tighten his grip just slightly — almost shyly asking you to stay.
He loves showing you hidden nooks of the cathedral — secret stairways, old inscriptions, and places with breathtaking views of the city.
You both sometimes lie on the floor of the tower, watching the colored light from the stained glass windows dance across the stone.
He teaches you the names of each bell and lets you help ring them — laughing when the vibration makes you wobble.
The gargoyles tease him relentlessly when you're around, but he tries to play it off while blushing furiously.
Quasimodo doesn't have an aggressive streak by nature, but the moment someone insults you, you see a flash of rare, fierce anger.
If you're in the marketplace and someone gets too close, he subtly positions himself between you and them— strong, solid, and silently intimidating.
He’s not possessive, but he is reassuringly present when you’re together, often checking to make sure you’re comfortable or safe.
He’s endlessly patient when you have bad days, quietly offering comfort without pushing you to talk until you’re ready.
When he struggles with memories of Frollo's cruelty, you remind him of the kindness and worth he already carries — something he's slowly learning to believe.
Sometimes he'll murmur, "You make me feel...normal. Better than normal." And he means it with all his heart.
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And another thing about that bastard man!!! (The archdeacon from the hunchback of Notre dame, the deuter-antagonist.)
How was he so calm after the feast of fools!!!! "you caused quite a stir at the festival!" "Gee thanks! Yeah! It was because I was protecting the child that was being humiliated and assaulted!!! The child I don't know you actually gave to that psychopath to be a martyr!!! The child you stole from my people! But I don't know that! Because he doesn't resemble my race at all because for some reason Disney still wants the implication that Roma steal children!!! And didn't think to include any sort of reasoning on why two dark skinned and haired people somehow had a blue eyes ginger haired baby! So of course I'd assume he's French! So I haven't even put together the dots on just how fucked up this all is!!!!" And yes, from behind the scenes commentary, I discovered that it was originally planned to have this whole backstory with Florika (Quasimodo's mother, and what they refer to his mother in this version) was supposed to have a very close relationship with this Noble woman, and then the noble woman died in childbirth, so florika stole the child essentially to save it. But like for one that backstory alone is iffy, and for two, without it, it's very insidiously implied that florika just stole a baby. It is genetically impossible for two people of their genetic standing, to produce a baby like Quasimodo. It's just not possible, unless you want to imply florika cheated on her husband, which I believe is a whole other can of worms on its own.
Either way the whole scrapped scene, even if included, still not great representation, also realistically would never happen. I understand it's Disney but like that's just completely unbelievable, like the Roma, a highly superstitious and religious people, hiding out in a graveyard, that doesn't even timeline-wise exist yet. The catacombs weren't as widespread as that in the 1400s.
However, in my own FanFictions (and my DR but we don't talk about my reality shifting stuff on my Quasimodo schizo posts) I decided to turn this plot hole, into something pretty cool.
Basically I undertale it. There's monsters in the catacombs, and they built the catacombs to try to escape, but the barrier kind of like.... Sculpts? So it's like a full magical dome, think the barrier in Minecraft.
I wanted to do like my own like, a whole race locked underground kind of fiction, cuz I really feel like that's a trope that's not explored enough. Like, what if the enemies lose and we just like, lock them in a box??? Like never happened in the history of fiction ever, it's such a strange thought... "Haha you lose get into the cave!!!" The only other thing I can think of is when BMO traps those monsters in them in adventure Time, but I would like in that more to keeping God's trapped within you.
#fandom shitpost#that bastard man of God#the archdeacon#quasimodo#the hunchback of notre dame#the bells of notre dame#shitpost#i love him so much#my beloved#reality shifting#shifting#rant post#man fuck that guy#Esmeralda#fiction#fanfiction#can't believe he gave that man a perfectly good baby#he's fucked it all up#i guess I should be greatful but I'd prefer if the man that I loved didn't have to experience the atrocities of man please???#why did you think “perfectly good baby. I should give it to the guy who just killed someone .2 seconds ago.”#BRO DIDNT EVEN HESITATE!!!!!#he said “well I don't fucking want it.”#YOUR A MAN OF THE CLOTH!!! STOP HIIIMMM!!!#mini theory that frollo; although pious#has been stripping the church of its powers so his say is absolute#from what I've been told#during that time period#there was actually a real shift in power from the church to the king#and frollo being under the kings rule#would have the right to strip the archdeacon of his powers over the justice system
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Sorry the post is late y'all, I'm busy dealing with a lot of the shit I ironically manifested (very grateful, but still very much busy lol, and I want to dedicate a full post to it when I have the time.)
I love the lions gate portal!!!
It's like manifesting Christmas!!!
I'm literally wearing a new pair of pajamas too
Huge post to follow
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I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!

here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too
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My Pinterest feed:

My caucus ass

#affirm and manifest 🫧 🎀✨ ִִֶָ ٠˟#manifestation#manifesting#loa success#loassumption#loa tumblr#loablr#loa blog#loassblog
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Me in fnaf and my door is jammed so I just surrender
I know it's fucked up but every time I watch that scene when Quasimodo is outed by that fucking voice actor that's in all the early Disney movies and he holds his head in his hands and he WHIMPERS I jorkit a lil~
Ignore clopin being a fucking goon
Quasimodo: having his worst nightmares come true
My horny ass:
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Understanding loa has made my fear of the news non existent because I'll just see a headline I don't like and be like "fake news," and it literally is.
#loa success#loassumption#loa tumblr#loablr#loa blog#loassblog#affirm and manifest 🫧 🎀✨ ִִֶָ ٠˟#manifestation#manifesting
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Manifesting cheat code: indifference at success.
Of course I won that game, I said I would?
Of course I'm rich? I said I was?
Don't get me wrong, feeling euphoria while manifesting and receiving your manifestation? Absolutely fine. But I find when I act indifferent to the smaller things the bigger things come easier. Because of course they do.
It's not vanity, it's not vamping, it's acceptance.
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