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This guy: posts their own personal take (regconfessions with snating) and uses the wrong tag

The entire Snape fandom: I'm about to ruin this guy's whole career

Confession 3:

I was a Snape defender for about a year

It was a very dark time that I do not acknowledge

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We need a story like this SO FUCKING BAD

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

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With Roo, aka the Root of All Evil, wouldn't it be awesome if Alastor was indeed Her?

Think about it. Since the Root of All Evil is presumed to be the literal origin of Sin, that would mean that She'd technically be the Mother of All Sinners, and all things evil and sinful. Therefore, She would fit the title Mastermind. In the two shows, we see circus representation among some of the characters, specifically the ones you just said, and I can't help but think: What if Alastor's Circus tent motif isn't just for show of power but for representation for future plots?

Anyway, I'm just pulling this outta my ass, it's 4 in the morning and I just woke up isisjdbbfbdowo

Alastor is the Mastermind 📻😈

Hi guys VickRacker here, and I have a theory/observation of mine The deadly sins have shapes that resemble some circus attraction:

Lucifer: Host Azmodeus: Illusionist (or those who swallow fire from those sticks he made for Fizz) Beelzebub: Animal tamer (she gets along well with the hellhounds) Satan: The Strongman Mammom: Clown Leviathan: Clearly a circus freak Belfegor: Cartoonist (due to her design having a candle and also having several eyes and they theorize that she has the power to predict the future and because she already knows that's why she's lazy)

However, when we saw the figure of Alastor in the story that Vaggie (in the pilot) and Minzy (in the series) tell, Alastor is always portrayed as the circus itself, the circus tent, and this has a deeper meaning, after all, what would these attractions be without the circus tent to perform in? In other words, this would represent his importance in real life since he is the 1st character that Viviziepop created that led to Zoophobia and Hazbin/Helluva later, in other words: HE IS THE TRUE MASTERMIND 📻😈

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Smol deew ba(m)bi

Little Christmas Alastor

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Reposting this lmao

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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Slut

sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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Bro got bamboozled by themself

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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FUCKING PREACH

It's funny how people will often "damnsel in distress" Charlie to make her look like a sad little baby uwu,when canonically Charlie is at the top of hell's Hierarchy.

Bro Charlie would not be scared of Vox she would hand him a Hazbin Hotel Pamplet and tell him he should try being nice some more

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At this point, I choose both

My scientific a** thought they were the same 💀 so I did research and made a quick doodle

Is not

I learned about asexual in science class and thought it meant ace 😅

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Ya'll wanna know why I hate Charlie ships that aren't Chaggie? People babify her in them while in Chaggie she's still somewhat naive by not pathetic enough she's fallen in the hands of fucking imps.

It's funny how people will often "damnsel in distress" Charlie to make her look like a sad little baby uwu,when canonically Charlie is at the top of hell's Hierarchy.

Bro Charlie would not be scared of Vox she would hand him a Hazbin Hotel Pamplet and tell him he should try being nice some more

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Alastor Morningstar AU, where you at?

I just found out that ducklings will sometimes engage in cannibalism when they are bored or in poor conditions, and my mind just jumped to Alastor is a little duckling to Lucifer. One that needs better conditions and lots of entertainment.

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🍎📻 AU where Alastor is an immortal human and sells his soul to the devil knowing Damn Well that he's never going to hell anyways because he just CAN'T. DIE.

Lucifer realizes after a century that one of his contracts STILL hasn't died yet and he goes to check on what must be the oldest man on earth— only to find that the guy hasn't aged a fucking day since he last saw him.

He's been swindled. CONNED. BY SOME FUCKING TRANSATLANTIC VOICED MOTHERFUCKER—

Cue Lucifer trying very, VERY hard to kill this guy and failing. Repeatedly.

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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Iay be a girl, however it is quite bold of you to assume I'd be an angel with music or not.

a girl without her music is like an angel without its wings

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Casually roasting a dead man be like:

Starting a collection.

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So... Based on the ask, if you call a woman a bitch, is it considered misogynistic...?

Actually yes if you'd call someone a misogynistic slur, even while experiencing trauma, you would be misogynistic. Because that comes from your subconcious. Severus was a victim and the reason he joined the death eaters was due to his social and economic victimization, however he was not a complete mindless idiot who didn't understand anything. He was clearly anti muggle (and although yes his prejudice was influenced by his horrible father and home he still encountered normal muggles so he didn't only have negative experiences with muggles, he could clearly see that some of them are not violent. He was an intelligent man I believe his brain could work this out.) And even when he's a big victim it doesn't mean he is entirely blameless of his words and actions and what they say about his morals. Him calling Lily a mudblood is a clear indication that he doesn't view muggleborns the same way he does other wizards and has clear prejudice. He did not only use that word once but many times - according to Lily. I'm not denying your other claims, you just seem to talk about Severus as if he wasn't an asshole who held bad views, because he was victimized. Do you think he was a good person in a bad situation? Not at all. It is fine to criticize his actions and morals while still taking into consideration that he was a victim and a lot of his decisions were a result of that.

I don't see it that way, but this is a matter of perspective. I might have internalized misogyny or internalized racism, but literally everyone has this, absolutely everyone. It's not the same as, at some point, saying a misogynistic slur to a friend in a moment when I'm about to lose my mind, versus constantly doing it. There's a difference between having a generalized attitude and letting something slip at a specific moment. And if we’re going to start categorizing people or characters based on something they say at a particular moment, then I’m sorry, but we should accuse everyone because there’s no one, absolutely no one in this society, who, even if they are very conscious and deconstructed, hasn’t made problematic comments or used harmful adjectives at some point.

I don’t deny that Severus had prejudices against Muggles, but his prejudices stem from a completely different basis than the prejudices Lucius, for example, might have had. Severus’ prejudices come from his own negative experiences with Muggles, from the fact that the Muggles he’s known were literally awful. Is it wrong for him to have prejudices against an entire population because of that? Yes, but it’s also understandable that he has them. I mean, I spend my life insulting cis-hetero men because they’re the types I have sex-affective relationships with, and I’ve had countless bad experiences with them. Could I be labeled as misandrist? Probably. Am I a bad person? I don’t think so. The problem with these issues is that people tend to see things in black and white, but real life is very diverse. You shouldn’t focus on the tree but on the forest. But well, that’s just my personal opinion.

Deep down, I’m very critical of Snape, even though it might not seem like it. What I don’t like is when people make arguments without considering the context and criminalize him without exploring the reasons for his actions. Was it wrong for him to call Lily a Mudblood? Yes, but we must take into account the context of when he did it, and the fact that it was an isolated incident, not a constant. It’s likely that what he wanted was to hurt her, just like when I call my friend a slut, and sometimes you say things to people because you know it will hurt them, not because you genuinely think that way. Anyway, I would be more critical if it were someone else, but in Lily’s case, it’s hard for me to be completely impartial because she ended up marrying an unpleasant, bullying, abusive person, and honestly, I think Severus fell short. If I had seen my supposed best friend half-smiling at my bully, I would have punched her in the face. I swear, I would have destroyed her and then publicly humiliated her, making her wish she had never been born. But as I’ve said before, I’m a very resentfully aggressive person xD.

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... I don't think Ozzie going "you got no bitches" on Mammon is him being aphobic but instead is him being an absolute menace to the guy. Seriously, look me in the eye and tell me that you would do this to Mammon to with every intention of insulting that bitch for being a horrible bastard instead of being aphobic.

Remember, intention is important. Even in Hazbin Hotel, your intention in your actions is important.

With that one joke about mammon getting "no bitches" in mastermind just made me feel so uncomfortable cause like, i guess i would have expected it coming from bee cause she seems like she has that kind of insult humor, but asmodeus???? I expected better from him, he literally believes in consent i thought he would have known asexuality is valid and not get involved or stopped bee's insults about mammon not having sex. Fucking sucks to see that my once favorite character is aphobic.

It sucks tbh, I love Asmodeus and Beelzebub (alongside Mammon) and to see that Viv wrote him to be aphobic really pisses me off to no end.