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8auhaus · 5 months ago
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Do DSMP kins still exist? I’ve tried canoncalls in kin servers and through tumblr ask blogs, but it seems that most people (because of the silliness of a Minecraft roleplay) don’t take their kintype as seriously as I’d like. I’d love to create a groupchat or…something? With anyone willing to reconnect. I’m promise I’m not as formal as I tend to sound in canoncalls like this ^^;
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updatingranboo · 8 months ago
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olive-is-awakened · 3 months ago
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Yk how reviving people makes their hair turn white? What if it was the same for like. Bugs and shit
When Dream is bored in the prison, he wonders if he can revive bugs. Turns out he can, and soon there’s a whole colony of white bugs in the prison. Being able to have such power over something, even so small, is comforting to him; plus it turns out that Quackity is fucking TERRIFIED of bugs (another hc of mine) so he stays away for a little while. Eventually Sam finds out and exterminates all of the bugs and implements some new security measures to keep them out so Quackity can come back, and then there are no more pretty white bugs :(
UNTIL one day, post-prison, Punz finds Dream experimenting with some bugs he didn’t have access to before, specifically moths. He really likes them, so eventually white bugs (specifically the moths) become a symbol of fear because that means Dream is nearby.
But for his allies (and Dream himself because QUACKITY REPELLANT) they become a symbol of safety.
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snirtsnirkarts · 9 months ago
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The origin of Babysitting Michael! I made a two part doodle maybe a year ago by now, and I’ve been meaning to make this comic for a while now. I actually have an older version I scrapped bc I didn’t like it. But this took me days and I’m pretty proud of it! I hope y’all enjoy :]
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luminarytex · 11 months ago
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Pleaseee draw Miss Beloved? (my other wife)
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i love her… i need her… where is she….
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rosysugarr · 2 years ago
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man I was about to make a post like I LOST MY BITCH-ASS STREAMER then I remembered they come back tomorrow
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cao-tick · 4 months ago
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@productofaritual fucking look at my #
I do like the headcanon of CTubbo being a snorer, and the headcanon of him sitting in a recliner for 2.5 seconds then falling asleep. I do also think he likes a beer, and to then sit out in front of the cabin.
This is country core, but I can see him hearing about a natural disaster coming their way. And going outside to see if it’s that serious.
I also think he can hunt, and can cook that meat. But both him and Ranboo are non spice queens so it’s always..dry. “This truck has three speeds, here there and gone!” It’s literally holding on for dear life. Shocking it continues moving.
I can’t help but give CTubbo some country dad aspects 💔
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concidineart · 7 days ago
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I Want To Go Home - Technoblade Relationships Web Weave
For @mcytblraufest
Sources below:
Tubbo
unknown | a tribute to lmanberg – heinz draws | tomahawk cruise missile public domain | @harvocel | axe stock – doloresminette | Halloween Costumes Bloody Apron Walmart | Hugo Lin – The Spruce Eats | @pouistired | Exécution de Marie Antoinette | fireworks public domain | Dogfish – Mary Oliver | The 100 – Octavia Blake | Dandelion Botanical Art – Walter Fitch | Kohler’s Medizinal Pflanzen | @Lemon0ichi
Tommy
The Lover’s Dictionary – David Levithan | Mary – Alex G | @cladelle | The Falling Mist Waterfall at Mount Kurokami – Katsushika Hokusai | Battle Axe – Vladislav Karagodin | Letter To an Old Poet – boygenius | Technoblade | Amida Waterfall on the Kisokaido Road – Katsushika Hokusai | Andrei Tarkovsky | @freogo | Brothers – Regina Spektor | @robotic-poet | Strange Hellos – Torres | @wolfythewitch | texturelabs.org | various public domain photos | Our Beautiful Life When It’s Filled with Shrieks – Christopher Citro
Ranboo
Just Take My Wallet – Jack Staubber | Blood River – Bridget Busutil | @zhesha-gh | Prison Bars – Fernando Silveira | Prison Bars – William Warby | Halloween – Noah Kahan | Sword of Justice – Rama | @shyshui | Allegorie de la simulation – Lorenzo Lippi | Frankenstein – Mary Shelley | Hell’s Coming With Me – Poor Man’s Poison
Philza
White girl save me meme | Temple Bells – SoulSpaze | @concidineart | ASL for home – lifeprint | @kotyawwft | @ming-1 | The Magpie – Claude Monet | Anna and the French Kiss – Stephanie Perkins | Technoblade | Letter From an Anarchist Commune – TheSparrowWrites | Cassetta frame | Baked Goods – Aimee Nezhukumatathil | Catalog of Unabashed Gratitude – Ross Gay | @antimony-medusa | Shadowlands – Erin Farwell
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charlybvnny · 9 months ago
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Michael's final moment
A Michael_Beloved animatic about his final moments, because he is an underappreciated character, and has so much potential.
A ramble about him under cut.
TWs:
- bugs
- bones
- talk of death and decay
- I think there is a slight flash but I'm unsure? So flashing warning just in case
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michael is an underated npc / character and people should utilise his dynamic more often. i will explain:
he's stuck, he has nothing to do, nothing he can do. because he's an npc, his life will never begin because he's not living. people overlook him and don't pay him mind, his own parents don't pay attention to him. it's not that they don't love him, they do, they just don't have the time nor ability to look after him, atleast not properly.
people treat him more like a glorified pet because he is still an npc, no one should, realistically, love him like a son, at most he is a pet. but he's one of, if not the only, npc on the dsmp that is canonically considered a son, not a pet. shroud is technically a pet, yoghurt is i think considered fundy's son? but if you check on the wiki, michael is the only one of actual listing and not just an addition of another. michael is his own person, and yet is still an npc. he can't do anything, and yet is his own someone. he is someone, not someone's addition. he's not tubbo's son, or ranboo's son, he is michael.
and yet he's still stuck in his room. still stuck having to go along with other people's wills. because he is code. he can't do anything but follow his code.
and so with the charactarization of michael, making him his own person, it allows him the ability to think, yet not do. "i think therefore i am" and yet he can't think. not actually. he still has to follow his code. if you hit him, he must attack back, its in the code. so you can characterize and personalise michael all you want, give him hopes, and dreams, give him depth, but in the end, he is an npc. he can't leave his room, he can't make friends, he can't go explore. he is stuck in his room. just like how rapunzel is stuck in the tower.
in this essay i will explain why michael's song is "when will my life begin"-
[shots fired i bleed out as someone drags my body away]
Ok but in actuality, the rotting aspect of Michael is so great for potential in fics;
michael can be used in fics and i'm heartbroken people don't. see, michael is a zombie piglin, he is quite literally rotting. he is a sick, dying child of neglect and no one uses this to their advantage. do no fic writers see the potential devestating catastrophe of michael? how angsty it could be if he's used right?
I like Michael, can you tell 🥺
And you don't even need him to be a piglin in fics either, he could be a dying plant, or an injured yet beloved pet. He has potential please people listen to me 😭🙏
You can make him disability rep, please I love disabled characters in fics (if done right) and there's so much potential here.
I was messaging my friends while making this too, and I was shattering their very souls with my angst, and the thing is, you can shatter your friend's souls with angst too! Please use Michael, even if he's just a side character in your fic, if you got Tubbo, or Ranboo, please include Michael in some form, like a melted candle, or a torn doodle.
Anyways continuing on with angst!
They say the eyes are the route to the soul, and I like to think piglins only die when their souls are damaged. Only when their light fades.
Michael's usually twinkling eyes, now dull and a sullen blue, holding nothing but pure sorrow, and childish hope now shattered. His parents aren't coming. No one is coming. He's going to die alone. He's going to die, without embracing his parents one last time.
His body so decayed and rotten his ribs are fully out, spiders finding a new home where his once beating heart of love was, and yet he allows them to stay, allowing the bugs to feast on his carcass, because it's something. It's another being simply touching him. And so he lets the bugs eat his dying self, because at least it's something, a distressing comfort to accompany his final moments.
He's not alone. Not yet. It's fine. He's not alone. He won't die alone.. he thinks with his last thoughts, salty tears prickling his eye as he tries to comfort himself, just as his parents would if they were here.
I hope you cry, I hope you sob, I hope those silvery drops of sorrow prick your eyes and roll down your cheeks. If you are angry at me, perhaps you should scream into the bottomless pit of my soul, maybe a shard of guilt might scream back one day. Today's not the day though.
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clownyboiclownyboi · 2 months ago
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you know what time it is, more headcanons :)
because I didn’t sleep well last night, it’s bout their sleep schedules
Phil and Techno sleep in shifts. They’re used to doing it from how often they’ve traveled together, and now neither of them can sleep without the familiar feeling of being watched over. They also sleep in the same bed platonically and no one can convince me otherwise.
Tubbo is all or nothing, he’s either dead asleep for 16 hours or he’s staying up for four days straight. When he does sleep, Ranboo and Tubbo always curl up in bed with Micheal snuggled between them, both Micheal and Ranboo purring happily. When Tubbo’s too busy working, Ranboo will put Micheal to bed in his room, grab a blanket, and sit on the chair in the lobby of the mansion facing the door with the blanket over his shoulders, waiting for Tubbo to come home.
Ranboo doesn’t sleep. He curls up with his child and husband, purrs happily and winds his tail around Micheal’s hand and Tubbo’s calf, but he doesn’t sleep. His enderman brain isn’t wired for it, but he’s alright with that, since it lets him watch over his family.
Tommy used to sleep with a weighted blanket because he was too fidgety and restless to sleep otherwise, but now he sleeps with barely a thin sheet over him, if at all. He doesn’t like feeling restrained anymore.
Eret has an actually functional sleep schedule, or she would if they didn’t get regular night terrors. They aren’t full on nightmares, and he never remembers them when they wake up, but it always leaves him a bit more tired than before.
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simplepotatofarmer · 9 months ago
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Fandom: Dream SMP Rating: Teen & Up Warnings: Graphic Descriptions of Violence Characters: Technoblade, Dream, Philza, Quackity, Awesamdude, Niki, Ranboo, Michael the Piglin, Punz Status: Complete Word Count: 113,279 Additional Tags: hurt/comfort, fluff, aftermath of torture, graphic descriptions of torture, dissociation, panic attacks, portrayal of cptsd, not canon compliant, disordered eating, angst with a happy ending, amputation, platonic affection, animal abuse, rivals duo centric
Summary: techno has always been a soft touch when it comes to stray animals. he has an entire menagerie to back that claim up and so when he finds a rabbit in the woods on the brink of death, he brings it home and tends to it.
but there’s something about the rabbit that’s familiar and now techno has to figure out what exactly his act of kindness has gotten him into.
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modelbus · 1 year ago
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Wrote this last night, ITS A COOL IDEA BUT ITS BARELY COMPREHENSIBLE!
Y/n is an ender dragon hybrid that was unsafe in the end, so Mumza (goddess of death) put them on Phil’s doorstep when they were like a month old. Phil is an adoptive parent to Techno, Tommy and Y/N. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo are close friends, growing up Y/N was also close with them. Phil lives in a snowy biome, Techno and tommy have renovated bedrooms from when they were little for when they stay over. The main town is a big clearing in a forest with a river running through. (There’s no government-) Niki runs a flower themed bakery that also sells flowers, Puffy runs a training center, & literally all dsmp people you feel comfortable writing live there, so they can be in a crowd. (not wilbur ofc)
Y/N went missing 5 years ago, when they were 11. (Tommy was 8, Techno was 16) they were looking at the stars from a bench on a forested cliff they liked hanging out at cuz it had a view of their house and the mountains behind it, and XD found them while doin his thing and was like “wait- you’re supposed to be in the end, small child.. I don’t care the void is spreading and its going from looking like a purple and yellow overworld to a bunch of floating islands.” So he /tp’d them back to the end- KEKW anyway- Y/N’s time in the end decays them, turning the ends of their limbs (including their tail and wings) all void like and glitchy but also scales and they’re tall- (do I make any sense rn?) oh, and the endermen try to kill them but shulkers are nice. SO TRAUMA AND TRAPPED IN THE END FIVE YEARS tryna get tf out and go home but surprise being in the end makes em really powerful as the void melds with their soul and basically says “HEY! DRAGON KID, HIIII! YOU’RE COOL, WE’RE GONNA SLOWLY ATTACH TO YOU!.. oh daym your not dying like everything else we try to be friends with..” BOOM VOID POWERS, ITS ALL GLITCHY LOOKING AND BLACK HOLE STUFF, BUT THE VOID IS NICE AND DON’T MEAN TO EAT THINGS SO NOW THEY CAN CONTROL IT KINDA AND FLY AND STUFF.. eventually their void powers get all strong and shit so they can go home, but htey kinda fly around and see all their friends and family acting completely normal and having a GRAVE despite knowing Y/N was still alive somewhere. the void is mad that their family stopped looking for them despite there being no death messages on their communicators so like a protective bestie its all like “bro you gonna take that? You gonna let them forget you like this?. Hellll no.” And they are also like ‘wtf man YOU KNEW I WASN’T DEAD BUT GAVE UP LOOKING-?!’ After spending five years just trying to find a way back home.. SO VILLAIN ARK, THEY START BUILDING A HUGE CASTLE AND ITS LIKE BLACK & PURPLE EVIL CASTLE LAIR TYPA THING. the void oopsie kills the area around so its all like black and decayed around the castle and its like REAL evil lair shit. Y/N sends ominous notes with the coordinates acting like someone who kidnapped her being all like “come here and bring everything you have if want them back.” So they bring (insert all members mothy picks) along with them and go the the castle, BOOM ITS LIKE AN ESCAPE ROOM KINDA THING WITH PUZZLES AND TRAPS N SHIT. so they slowly make their way up to the throne room thats like at the top fighting things and doin puzzles but when they make it to the top they rise up on a little circle platform into the room all ready to see Y/N in a cage next to some big bad guy. but they see Y/N (5 years older than they last saw them) LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING EVIL QUEEN(or king or ruler) WITH END PARTICLES AROUND THEM AND THEY’RE PARTLY MADE OF VOID AND ALL EVIL DRAGON HYBRID QUEEN BADASS SPOOKY. So they’re pissed and stuff tommy is the first to talk before everyone else joins asking questions and being all confused and sad so they talk a little then they get pissed not believing how sad they are acting so they sends mobs made of materialised void to attack them from their throne it goes on a while and they keep fighting and trying to reason with Y/N before tommy is trying to convince them their not lying and explains that they finally decided to give the town a name after they had been missing year and named it after Y/N & built a statue of them as a memorial in the town enter after two years when they finally stopped looking, and what Y/N saw was just a small grave at their childhood home. They don’t believe it at first but eveyones like why would we lie about that?? So Y/N is all like Wait what- so I’ve been hurting you all for no reason- and they end up being horrified with themself after seeing their reflection in the gems on their crown, drop it and break the wall to fly away while repeating ‘I’m so sorry’ and crying. We cut out at tommy picking up the crown all angsty.
I DO have ideas for another 3-5 parts so like if you manage make it into smth and wanna continue it just say the word. *eyes*
-✨🌌🌙 Annon
you wrote this like it’s a movie and god I wish I could edit shit because I’d make you the movie it deserves. I somehow included too many Greek mythology references and for that I’m so sorry…
Pairing: Gn!Hybrid!Reader x Philza, Technoblade, Tommyinnit, Tubbo, Ranboo (+ cameos)
Doomed Dragon
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You love the sun. It’s bright, and warm, and feels like how warm cookies taste when it beams down on your wings. It’s nearly blinding when it reflects off all the snow, but you don’t mind. Sometimes blinding isn’t a bad type of blinding, or at least that’s what Tommy said.
Speaking of Tommy, he told you ages ago he’d be back with Tubbo and Ranboo, but he isn’t. They all ran off to Niki’s flower-bakery-awesome-place so Tubbo could buy some dandelions, and you (being the wise 11 year old you are) decided that suntanning your wings was a far better option. You never did get the hang of trudging through all the snow, and you didn’t want to slather your wings in sunscreen for a fly.
Dad says you’re an ender dragon hybrid. It was a lot of fancy words that led to Techno poking and prodding at you, but you figure it’s practically the same as Dad’s wings. After all, his are black like yours, even if his are feathered and yours aren’t.
“Move it.” Techno orders from behind you, stepping over your wings. You do not, in fact, move. “Phil told me I could check on the dogs.”
You never got why Techno called dad by his first name. You and Tommy both said dad, but Techno just had to be special. Dad said it was his ‘teenage’ phase, and Techno was 16, so he’s got 4 whole years before he’ll call him dad again. Then the second half of his sentence clicks, and you gasp.
“Can I come with?” You plead, but he’s already shaking his head. “Please! I won’t even touch any, I swear!”
“You know they’re scared of your wings.” Techno huffs.
“I’ll tuck them under a blanket really well!”
“They have noses. Besides, aren’t you waitin’ for the rest of your group? What if they come back?”
You puzzle this over, then sigh. “Fine. But be super nice to the dogs for me.”
“Will do.”
Techno vanishes into the snowbanks, his red cloak and pink hair being swallowed up in the white of snow. He better give those dogs your love, or you’ll steal his special shiny books.
You settle into your sunbathing, eyes closing. After a few moments, there’s a thud.
“Techno, I know there’s no way you have those dogs my love—“ you start, eyes still closed.
“Not Technoblade, child.” The voice is echoey, and you jolt up. From above you, a man with two white wings and two glowing rings around his head stares. Looking at him too long makes your eyes hurt, and when you glance away you’ve already forgotten what he looks like.
“Who are you?” You ask sassily, because this is definitely a newcomer. They have wings like dad, but their pretentious ass clothing reminds you of Techno.
“You can call me XD. And you’re out of where you belong. Don’t worry, I’ll get you back to The End in no time.” A hand settles on your shoulder, and panic flares in your mind, because dad taught you all about stranger danger.
Before you can even scream, your stomach twist and drops, and the world around you vanishes entirely.
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The End sucks. That was one undeniable truth; The End is horrible and you hate it. Between shulkers—purple things that open to shoot other things that make you float—and the endermen, you were over it.
Although, you had one friend in all the darkness and desolate floating islands. It never gave you a name, and whatever it spoke it certainly wasn’t English, but you understood it all the same. Even gave it a name; hard not to make friends with the one thing that seemed to speak back to you.
In a way, the void replaced the family that never found you.
“Morning, void.” You sigh, tossing a yellow rock into the darkness. It gets chucked back at you, entirely purple. “You’re in a mood today. Sad I didn’t die in the night like always?”
Silence. Then you feel the tingling in your wings, your long tail, the fingers that have turned purple. The void.
Ḷïẗẗḷë ḋṛäġöṅ
“Yeah yeah.” You huff. “That’s me.”
You run your fingers alone the yellow stone below you. Mentally, you call it endstone. Seems fitting enough. Following your touch, purple spreads, eroding the stone. That’s been happening lately, and it always leaves the same tingling you get when the void speaks.
“This is so fucked.”
Ї ċḧöṡë ÿöü
“I didn’t ask to be chosen! I just want to go home.” Home to dad, and Techno, and Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, and all the others.
Ẅḧö ṡäïḋ ÿöü ċäṅ’ẗ?
“Um, logic and the fact there’s no way off this stupid fucking island?” You roll your eyes. You can’t fly long distances, and you’re too scared to try flying off into the void.
The void doesn’t respond, but your breath still catches. Is it implying that you could? That if you did, there was a way out?
Strange things have been happening to you and your body since you got here. And not in the teenage puberty way that dad talked to you about. Your wings had grown, your tail had gained fucking spikes, purple stressed spreading over your skin. Even your hair started blackening at the ends.
And then there was the fact that when you touched things, they sometimes turned purple. Sometimes, when you were really upset, the object would vanish completely, leaving behind a black hole of nothing. A hole that looked oddly like the void.
You weren’t science-smart, mostly because Sam never taught you before XD dumped you here. But you sure as hell knew that wasn’t normal.
Staring into the void, you make up your mind. “If you’re fucking with me, void, I’ll kill you. Somehow.”
You stand up, spread your wings, and hesitate. Were you really trusting some disembodied voice that gave you fucked up powers? But then the image of a grown-up Tommy, of your dad bent over the kitchen table, of Techno’s back as he walked away from you, all flash in your mind.
And you step forward.
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It happens in a blink. It feels a lot like teleporting, the way your stomach twists and drops, the way your breath is stolen from your lungs. But instead of falling into the unfamiliar like you had 5 years ago, you emerge flying, a new person.
There’s snow below you, wind lifting your wings. Wind. Real wind. The air isn’t oppressive, isnt weighing down on you, isn’t leaving a sour taste in your mouth. It feels like home.
You bank down, landing on your feet in the snow. Under you, it warps, purple and black spreading outwards, twisting at the edges. One blink and it’s white snow, another and it’s all wrong again. That never happened in the end.
It doesn’t matter. What matters is that you’re back. The world seems to call to you, a sense in your heart tugging you in a certain direction. You follow it on large wings.
Will Dad cry when he sees you? Will you finally see Techno emotional? Maybe they’ll take you out to dinner to celebrate being back: you’ve missed Bad’s cooking. Surely they’ve been searching for you, and you can’t wait to see their surprise when they realize you found your own way back.
The sun beaming down on you makes no hindrance in your flight. You aren’t Icarus, and the sun won’t stop you from being free. Techno used to tell you and Tommy that one, always joking that Tommy had the looks and you had the wings. Two halves of one whole.
You were about to reunite that whole.
Slowly, your home comes into view. The streets and buildings of the town, and just past that, the house you love. The house you can’t wait to sleep in for the next century. Dad is never getting rid of you.
It’s silent when you land, the second time your feet are touching the ground here. This time, the ground doesn’t glitch. Thank God for that.
“Dad?” You call out, pushing open the door. It was never locked when you were a kid. “Tommy? Techno?”
No response. Maybe they’re outside, or maybe they’re out looking for you? You’ll check the dog area for Techno first.
Trudging through the snow, you delight in making an impact and leaving footprints behind. You never got to see your footprints in the end. Funny how you miss the little things about life.
“Techno? It’s me, I’m ba…” you trail off, spotting a small weathered stone. That certainly hadn’t been there before. You take a few steps closer, staring down to read engraved words.
Your name stared back at you, paired with a date that was five years ago. The day you went missing.
They… they thought you were dead? Is this a grave?
Ṫḧëÿ’ṿë ḟöṛġöẗẗëṅ äḷḷ äḅöüẗ ÿöü
The void’s voice startles you, but you don’t dwell on the fact it followed you.
“No they didn’t!” You shout, but your heart is beating too fast, sick rising in your throat. “No, someone else has to be here!”
Before you realize it, you’re running. Following the familiar path to the town, coming to stop when you see a person. Antfrost, you can recognize him even now, whistling as he carries a box inside.
Acting normal. Normal, as if you didn’t disappear. Normal, as if you hadn’t been gone for five years. Normal, as if your disappearance never made an impact.
Ṗööṛ ḷïẗẗḷë ḋṛäġöṅ
“No…” You whisper, staggering back. “I— I don’t—“
Ḟöṛġöẗẗëṅ. Ḧöẅ ċöüḷḋ ẗḧëÿ? Ṫö ÿöü? Ṡö ṗëṛḟëċẗ, ṡö ṁïṅë?
How could they indeed. The void is right. You’ve been forgotten.
Ṫëäċḧ ẗḧëṁ ḅëẗẗëṛ. Ṫëäċḧ ẗḧëṁ ä ḷëṡṡöṅ. Ÿöü äṛë ẅöṛẗḧÿ öḟ ṛëṁëṁḅṛäṅċë.
“How?” You whisper, arms curling around yourself.
Ṛëṿëṅġë, ḷïẗẗḷë ḋṛäġöṅ. Ṫäḳë ṛëṿëṅġë.
“I don’t want revenge, void. I want—“
Ÿöü äṛë äṅġṛÿ. Ї äṁ äṅġṛÿ. Ẅë äṛë äṅġṛÿ. Ṫäḳë ṛëṿëṅġë, ḷïẗẗḷë ḋṛäġöṅ.
Even as you want to deny it, you know it’s true. You are angry. Pissed, in fact. How dare they forget you? How dare they act as if you were nothing, as if your personal hell didn’t matter?
Slowly, an idea forms, pieces falling into place.
There’s a story you used to like, gasping and laughing at the drama of it as Techno told it. Indulged you.
A king and his friend, Theseus. The part you loved hearing was the end of it: Theseus sought refuge with the king, and the king pushed him off a cliff.
You sought refuge with this town, and they stabbed you in the back. And if they want your forgiveness? Well. They’ll have to prove themselves worthy.
Ä ċäṡẗḷë. Ḅüïḷḋ ä ċäṡẗḷë.
“With puzzles.” You murmur, planning with the void. Embracing it. “And traps, and mobs. Twelve floors.”
Ẅë ẅïḷḷ ẗëäċḧ ẗḧëṁ.
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You don’t remember building the castle. Hell, you aren’t even sure if you could build something like this. It’s tucked behind mountains, black stone and purple stained windows hiding it in the shadows. Spires reach toward the sky as if they’re claws, threatening to rip a hole in the world.
The void, at some point, must’ve taken over for you and built it. That’s the only logical explanation you could come up with, bolstered with the evidence of the void’s impact on the landscape around the castle.
It’s obvious at first glance that something is wrong with the greenery. The flowers and trees have all withered and died, shriveling up into dull-looking husks. The snow has melted to reveal blackened grass underneath, and the mountain is infected with veins of purple. It looks evil. You look evil.
The void loves it. You aren’t so sure, but at least you look cool. And you felt cool setting up all the traps and challenges.
There’s mazes and mobs and hunts and puzzles, all of which you set up. Your favorite is the one where they’ll have to search the room to find three golden apples and deliver them into a chest. It was some tricky redstone, but once they do that the door will open. That’s the eleventh floor, the final one before you’ll finally see them.
All that’s left is to send out the notes, each of which you hand write in (quite honestly) horrible handwriting. The void helped with the threats and the purple paper, leaving you with a simple message.
“𝓑𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝟧 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝒶𝑔𝑜 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀. 𝓛𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝓜𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝒽𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉; 𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇.”
It’s stupid, and possibly cringey, but you’ve never written a ransom note before, so you think you’ll get a pass. You just need to send them and wait for the plan to start working.
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It takes them less time than you thought it would to get through all of your rooms. It’s as if you blinked and they were all there, staring at you as you sit on your unnecessarily fancy chair.
“Are you real?” Tommy blurts out. He’s the same golden-hair kid you remember running around with, just grown.
Are you real? He had asked. Surely you don’t look that bad. The scales on your arms grew, certainly, and purple particles floated all around you, but it was still you.
“Kid?” Dad asks, stood next to Tommy. “Are you— what are you doing?”
“Where have you been?” Puffy adds on, wide-eyed. “Have you been safe?”
Your gaze sweeps over them all, anger clawing its way up your throat. Puffy, Niki, Antfrost, Bad, Ranboo, Tubbo, Tommy, Dad, Techno, Sam. All of them are here, staring at you with mixed expressions of horror and sorrow and surprise.
It’s fake. It must be fake. They gave up on you! They left you for dead, left you to rot alone!
“You’re all liars!” You shout. “Acting sad, as if you didn’t stop looking for me!”
“We didn’t—“ Tubbo starts, but you cut him off.
“Stop!” You hold your hand up to signal him to stop talking, but purple particles swirl in front of your palm and materialize into something solid. Then again, and again.
It’s not until there’s ten purple figures that you realize what you’ve done. You created mobs, living creatures made of the void. One of them groans like a zombie, then rushes at Sam. He reacts immediately, swiping his sword at its head. The purple head rolls, disintegrating. Then, it reforms on the void-zombie’s shoulders.
And then all hell breaks loose.
Everybody’s shouting and swinging their weapons around, trying to figure out how to get rid of the void-zombies. All you can do is watch, wide-eyed and shell-shocked. Those things came from you, from your anger.
“You’ve got to get rid of these things!” Techno shouts, looking over at you while swinging his axe.
And you? You don’t do a damn thing.
“We looked for you, all of us! We’d never give up!”
“Shit, a little help!”
“Oh, God…”
Everyone’s voices mix into one big mess of noise, only made worse by the noises of the weapons and the void-zombies.
“We named the town after you!”
Your head whips toward Tommy’s voice, eyes focusing on him. He ducks under a void-zombie’s hand, staring back at you.
“And Ranboo has this brilliant idea— we made a statue of you! Well, Sam made it, but it’s pretty sick looking.” He adds.
“…You’re lying.” You accuse, but you already know he’s not.
“Why would we lie about something like that?” Niki asks, gentle despite the violence filling the room.
As if on command, all the void-zombies vanish.
Oh, God. Oh God oh God oh God oh God. What have you done? What have you become?
Ḷïẗẗḷë ḋṛäġöṅ…
We’ve fucked up. You’ve fucked up. The horror is cold, spearing through your body, no part of you untouched.
Your glassy eyes catch on the chandelier, a thousand crystal images of you reflecting like a mirror. And all you can see is the void. The glitchy darkness surrounding you, the horrible thing you’ve become.
Maybe you’re a coward for it, but you run, crown falling from your head. The second your hand brushes against the wall, it vanishes, glitching out of existence as you hurtle through it and into the dark night.
“Kid!”
You don’t look back.
-
The silence you leave behind is eerie.
Five years. Five years since they last saw you. And now here they were.
Tommy is the first to step forward, to grab the crown you had dropped. He always liked shiny things, but more importantly, he liked keeping your things after you went missing.
He looks down, meeting his own eyes in the gems.
This crown doesn’t feel like you at all.
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plumbley-bee · 6 months ago
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Ok, I was only very loosely into the dsmp back in the day. My friend liked it so I checked it out but I became a fan of ranboo more than anything and then got to a point where I haven't watched pretty much any "streamer" for a long time. But I've watched Tubbos videos on this whole situation while at work (except for the 5 hour vod but I'll get to that tomorrow) and I started rewatching the vod of him and Dreams conversation they had tonight on the way home and I have things to say.
As someone who was raised alongside a self-proclaimed narcissist and "chronic gaslighter", it is so obvious to me that Dream literally is trying to play every tactic in the manipulation book, AND HE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AT IT!!
My brother gaslite and manipulated people (mainly me) for fun my whole childhood. That's something he admits to. I'm well fucking versed in the kinds of tactics those kind of people use that I'm at a point where I start critiquing them in my head because my brother was so good at it that it makes the people who aren't just look stupid.
And Dream? The only tactic he seems capable of relying on is deflection and ignoring the topics Tubbo is trying to address entirely.
Every. Single. Time. It goes; Tubbo asks a question, dream talks himself in a circle and goes off on tangents that aren't actually what Tubbo asked, and then Tubbo drags him right back to the point and doesn't let him get away with his attempt at gaining control of the conversation with his deflection, brings up the point he was ACTUALLY MAKING AGAIN, catches Dream off guard with a valid point, which causes Dream to be off balance because his tactic didn't work then leading him to ignore the point Tubbo made because he KNOWS Tubbo got his ass and there's no way for him to respond without looking like an ass. Then he deflects again and starts ranting about things that are still not relevant to what Tubbo is actually saying.
So far, I'm about halfway through, and it's just been that. Over, and over, and over.
It's.
Laughable.
The amount of times I was able to point out his poor attempts at trying to make the conversation go his way on my drive home from work today got me cackling.
Personally, I think going into this Dream got way too cocky at the idea of hashing this out on stream with Tubbo because he underestimates him and always has. I don't think he was prepared for Tubbo to be as clear and collected and informed as he was, and I think it threw Dream off his game. I hope he's so fucking embarrassed because he comes across as utterly pathetic in comparison to Tubbo during their whole interaction.
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anarchy-and-piglins · 11 months ago
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Cat au
Philza and Techno, the notorious rules of the Antarctic Empire who ruled with an iron fist, are reincarnated as cats and get adopted.
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Ranboo has had his eye on a couple of the campus cats for a while.
Well, the only campus cats, they were extremely territorial and no other cats would set foot on campus anymore.
The big one, Techie, was rumored to have fought off a rattlesnake.
Okay, maybe the cat’s names weren’t *actually* Techie and Phil, they were originally named by the social studies teachers with the same names the famous AE dictators, Philza and Technoblade. They had a similar appearance, as much as cats could resemble famous dictators, and a tight bond.
And Ranboo couldn’t exactly go around calling them *that*, now could he?
Someone would think he was one of those neo-Antarctics if he did.
Ranboo had put a lot of effort into getting the cats to trust him, sometimes just spending hours sitting on the sidewalk near the bushes where they liked to sleep.
He’d occasionally bring treats for the cats, a can of chicken or tuna, and it seemed to be working. Slowly though. Very slowly.
Ranboo really hoped they’d trust him enough to be able to take them home before he graduated.
The small light orange shorthair tabby, Phil, would sometimes come over to greet Ranboo now when he sat near the cat’s hideout, and occasionally allowed Ranboo to pet him. Techie usually watched from the bushes, distrusting of Ranboo.
Today though, Ranboo was worried. Tubbo had shown him a video one of the students had posted on ChitChat of Techie fighting a coyote. Techie had run the coyote off, but not before it got a few hits in.
So here Ranboo was, skipping class, with a bag of cat treats in his hand, a blue towel over his shoulder, and a pink cloth carrying case under his other arm.
He arrived at the cat’s favorite spot and called out for them.
Phil came *running* out of the bushes towards him, meowing loudly.
That’s not something Phil had ever done before, and it certainly didn’t reassure Ranboo about the cat’s well being.
“Hey, little guy.” Ranboo crouched down. “Are you okay? Where’s Techie, huh? I heard he got into a fight with a coyote.”
Phil, still meowing loudly, turned in a circle twice and started walking in the direction he’d come from, glancing over his shoulder peek at Ranboo.
“You want me to follow you?”
Phil kept walking.
“Okay” Ranboo stood.
Ranboo followed Phil a short way before Phil disappeared under a bush, and Ranboo knelt down to get a look amid Phil’s frantic meowing.
“Yeah, I see him Phil, I see him.”
The large reddish brown tabby lay under the bush. Ranboo shouldn’t have been able to get so close without Techie reacting, but for now he was still.
“Alright, let me get a better look at him.” Ranboo said, setting down the treats and the carrier and reaching out with the towel to gently grab Techie and drag him out from under the bush.
Ranboo caught his breath.
Techie’s fur was blood matted and the rise and fall of his ribcage was barely detectable. The complete lack of reaction to what Ranboo had done was an indication that the cat was likely unconscious.
“Oh nooooo” Ranboo breathed. “That’s not good. This- this needs professional help.”
Phil was quiet now, worriedly nudging against Techie.
Ranboo tried to think as he wrapped Techie in the towel.
“Okay, the nearest emergency vet is about a twenty minute walk. I can take him there.”
Phil meowed.
“You don’t want to let him out of your sight, do you. Okay, you can come, but you have to be in the carrier.”
Ranboo unzipped the carrier and Phil got inside. Huh. Ranboo thought that would be harder.
Ranboo got the carrier strap over his shoulder and picked up the towel wrapped Techie in his arms.
“Okay, here we go.”
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It turned out that the walk was twenty five minutes with two cats. Techie had been whisked to the back before they even got Ranboo’s information.
Once he was gone Ranboo sorted out the situation with the front desk. The lady asked if Techie had been vaccinated, and when Ranboo said no, she asked if he wanted to go ahead and have that done.
Ranboo agreed, and asked if they could vaccinate Phil too. The vet could do that, and if he was going to be here for a few hours anyway, they could even neuter him. Techie would need time to recover before he was eligible to be neutered though, so he’d need a separate appointment.
Phil didn’t seem too happy about that idea, but Ranboo was determined to be a responsible cat owner, so Phil was soon in the arms of another veteran, on his way to surgery, and Ranboo waited alone.
A few hours later, Phil was returned to him and he got an update on Techie’s condition. He would be okay, but they’re keeping him overnight for observation, and would need a couple weeks of medication. After that he would be healthy enough to be neutered.
Ranboo went ahead and scheduled the appointment.
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Ranboo takes Phil home (they gave Phil the good meds, he is very high) and takes Techie home the next day.
Techie recovers well, but Techie is very stubborn and refuses to get in the carrier and Ranboo can never get him to the vet.
Not even after Techie warms up to him.
I love everything about this, but especially that Phil lost his balls in the divorce...
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medlarmeadows · 11 months ago
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a firefly in your night sky
cc!Charlie Slimecicle x small streamer!reader
Synopsis: When you think no one notices you sinking in your darkness, Charlie does.
Warning(s): poor mental health, a little heavy but it’s mostly allegorised, tiny ounce of comfort.
Word count: 1.4k
A/N: Smol comfort fic. Hugs to everyone who’s going through a tough time <3
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There are always challenges that come with living overseas, in a foreign country, away from your childhood home and friends. Away from familiarity, away from comfort.
Of course, that isn’t to say that you couldn’t become familiar with or find comfort in your new environment. New sceneries become the norm, and strangers become friends. And when it comes to the job that you have, you will always be thankful for the strangers that had become your friends.
They were the reasons you moved in the first place.
Ranboo, whom you met at a convention and hit it off so well you became friends and started streaming together.
Moonzy, whom you met through Ranboo and quickly became one of your favourite people.
And so many more people who you met either through Ranboo or through various streaming events you had the opportunity to participate in.
Including Charlie, whose witty puns and genuine compassion pulled you in until you felt that you couldn’t get enough of his presence.
With how close you became to these group of people, it was no surprise that you eventually made the big decision to move continents to be nearer to them. It was the biggest move you had ever made in your life, and it filled you with excitement and nervousness.
But boy was it the best decision you had ever made.
Your friends were with you every step of the way, from Charlie picking you up from the airport, to Ranboo helping you set up some of your furniture, to Moonzy bringing you around Los Angeles and introducing you to the city.
It felt like a dream come true.
But as life would have it, highs were almost always accompanied with the lows.
Imposter syndrome hit you when you followed your friends to meet new ones in LA, new streamers who were far bigger in following than you were.
Homesickness hit you when Charlie travelled to a different country for a short family holiday, and you realised just how far away from your family you were.
Burn out hit you out of nowhere. Jadedness weighed on your shoulders. Suddenly, shadows were creeping at the corners of your mind.
And, maybe, you should have confided in your friends? You were friends, after all, right?
But anxiety warped your decision-making abilities, and you find yourself putting up a front. You were good at that anyways, you were a streamer after all.
And viewers never know what happens after the stream is over.
Your stream schedule became slightly less frequent, what with you not being in the best mental space to stream as often as you used to, but it was still frequent enough to not alert any of your fans that something might be wrong.
You still hung out with your friends, following them for outings streaming with them, because spending time with people should cheer you up, right?
You weren’t sure how good your acting skills were, but they were apparently really good because you managed to slide your jadedness under the radar of your friends’ concern.
Except for Charlie.
You didn’t notice it at first, being too focused on keeping a smile up and looking engaged in conversations. But every time people laughed and you only offered a snort, every time you were more reserved than the energy of the room, Charlie was looking at you.
And when you finally realised it, you couldn’t help but feel shame.
It was during a small get together that he approached you about it. Everybody else were occupied screaming at the Smash Bros match on the television, so you took the opportunity to sneak into the kitchen and get some snacks.
Or let yourself drop the pretence for a little bit, but you’re too proud to admit that to yourself.
You weren’t expecting Charlie to follow you into the kitchen and catch you staring into space, hands fiddling with a packet of chips.
“Look at you being the snack goblin while everyone’s distracted,” came Charlie’s teasing voice from the door of the kitchen.
Startled, you reply, “Huh?”
Charlie looks pointedly at the packet of chips in your hands. You follow his gaze to look at the packet, and feel your neck warm slightly when you realise that you had been so deep in your head that you forgot about the chips.
Attempting to salvage the situation, you reply, “I was about to open it.”
“Uhuh,” says Charlie, raising an eyebrow at you. “Like you weren’t just staring at Ranboo’s cursed Garfield portrait unmoving.”
You let out a snort at the mention of the painting that Ranboo had done during the last time you attempted a paint and sip (you couldn’t draw for nuts), but your fingers start tapping on the kitchen counter nervously, avoiding Charlie’s gaze.
You don’t catch the way his eyes soften with concern until he’s moved next to you, the movement causing you to look back at him.
The two of you stand in the kitchen in silence for a while, neither of you wanting to breach the question that was clearly swimming in Charlie’s eyes. Against your better judgement, you scan his features, letting yourself get trapped in how his face was slightly scrunched in concern, how his sincere gaze made you want to pour out your soul to him.
Charlie inhales deeply, as though gathering the courage for his next words, before saying, “I should’ve asked so much earlier than right now, but are you okay?”
You wish that you could come up with a clever quip in that moment, something to take his attention off the darkness behind your eyes, but all you brain could think about was how much you wanted to tell him.
And how much you wanted to crawl into a hole and never come back out just for thinking about that. Because the little parasite in your mind tells you that good friends don’t burden your friends with your problems.
As though he could somehow glean your thoughts from the way you averted your eyes, Charlie tells you softly, “You know I’m here for you, right? I care for you – you’re my friend. I want to be able to shoulder your burdens with you.”
You worry your bottom lip between your teeth, as though that action could keep the words from spilling from your mouth. It’s effective, but only because something in your gut keeps you from sharing your feelings with him.
Somehow, he senses that you aren’t ready yet, and instead offers you a hug.
“If you can’t, or don’t want to share, it’s okay. But can I at least give you a hug?” His eyes crinkle a little as the beginnings of a smile starts on his face. “Hugs are statistically proven to make people feel better.”
You let out a snort at that, one that actually causes a small smile to form on your face. You don’t trust your words in that moment, so you give Charlie a nod.
His arms come around you, enveloping your frame and pulling you into his chest. In that moment, it was just you and Charlie, who was like a little firefly in the midst of your darkness. You wrap your arms around his waist, resting your head on his chest.
You don’t know if it was because Charlie gives really good hugs, or you were just emotional in the moment, but you physically sag into the hug, melting as Charlie rubs small circles into your shoulders. Somehow, it energises and relaxes you at the same time.
You felt safe in Charlie’s arms, like just the act of him holding you was protecting you from the invisible monsters in your mind.
In the middle of Ranboo’s kitchen, with various muffled Smash Bros sounds coming from the living room, time stands still. And when you’re inevitably pulling apart, you find the darkness is far less dark, and your shoulders far less heavy.
You don’t tell him everything that night. Just enough to let him know that you were going through a rough patch. But you promised that you would tell him soon, because deep down you knew you wanted to.
Because Charlie noticed you while you were trying your best to hide away from everybody. He reached out to you when you were possibly pulling away from your friends.
He offered to be a firefly in your night sky.
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tubzthelilbeeboy · 9 months ago
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Started getting ideas while working on my Snowchester and L'manburg Pinterest boards.
For the 3 years or so that I've been obsessed with cbeeduo and whatnot for, I always imagined their mansion in my head that the insides always matched the outside layout of the mansion. Anyway, looking at all the cool pics I got for their mansion inspo on the snowchester board, I've come up with so much betters idea's on what it could actually look like. Idgaf if it's not canon I want joy and whimsy.
You walk in, BIG ASS ROOM. BIGGG!!! Keep the double stairwells, just make the room bigger. Still full of trinkets and what not but add a dozen huge paintings and drapes on the wall which makes it dark but still has a very home-y feeling. Add a shit ton of stairwells everywhere in this house. They lead to random spots and weird places you wouldn't expect. Many rooms with pianos and candelabras and fancy rugs and paintings and animal heads, rich furs, and silks. These mf's have money, they aren't afraid to spend it. The rooms are a nice dark oak color with some beautiful carvings. There is a big long hallway somewhere towards the back of the mansion with huge windows and a polished marble floor that's fun to slide on with socks and you get a perfect view of the icy lakes and trees, and a full view of the dead garden and gazebo, and weird angel statues that jut out of the uneven icy ground and rock pathways that are randomly laying in the snow. Rugs on the upstairs hallways, deep purple and golden trimmings, nice fancy lanterns hung on the walls every few feet or so. There's a huge ballroom with a dome ceiling with extravagant paintings on it. C!beeduo's room is massive, having lots of extra space but the bed is BIG, it can fit like 10 people if they wanted but it's usually just Ranboo and Tubbo in it, sometimes Micheal who crawls in if he has nightmares. The bed is obviously a canopy bed, black and deep purple colored with fluffy pillows and a nice carved headboard. There's a big walk-in closet and bathroom attached to the room that the husbands share. Micheal's room is the only one that doesn't fit the rest of the mansion, still the same walls and doors but a ton of drawings on the walls and colorful curtains, rugs and toys for Micheal to enjoy.
I have more probably but can't write everything down rn.... I wrote so much what the shit.
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