#<- and bot obviously

[br1ghtestlight]

oj in season four when he meets the 500 paper alts mephone made for the auditions <3

[primus-why]

I love the idea of Ratchet being captured while badly injured. It wasn't necessarily on purpose-- he knows the Cons would love to take him prisoner in order to utilize his medical skills, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Once they realized he was a medic they pulled him from the rubble and got him on a slab pretty quickly all things considered. The trouble is there's a reason the Cons value medical expertise-- he's bleeding out, they don't have enough supplies, and at this rate Ratchet knows he's gonna die. So with whatever strength he can muster he gets the attention of one of the grunts working on him.

Ratchet: H... hey... I need you... to pass on a message...

Con 1: To who, your Prime? Not gonna happen.

Con 2: Yeah we don't really do the 'any last words' thing.

Ratchet: No... *wheeze* to Deadlock.

Con 1 & 2: *go still*

Ratchet: Tell 'im... I'll... be waiting... for him...

Con 2: Wait a klik...

Con 1: ... You don't think--?

Con 2: -- Frag! Oh frag!! His vitals!!! Dealock is gonna kill us!!

Con 1: Scrap! Get Soundwave on the line, have him patch to the DJD!

Con 2: He's not gonna make it! I don't want them to know my face!

Con 1: It. won't. matter. If we wait, it'll look worse!

Con 2: Oh Primus, I hope they don't pick up...

Con 1: Just go!!!

Ratchet: ... I'm waitin' to... kick his aft... *passes out*

[fbfh]

Do you still write for Dave Lizewski? I loved what you've written for him so far!

FUCK yes I do. Listen there's a lot I could say about Dave, but one thing that is NEVER addressed is how deeply rooted and repressed his mommy issues are. I'm sorry, your mom dies in front of you and you're just... not affected by it??? bullshit!!!!!!! Dave CRAVES a soft gentle touch, a divine feminine aura. Even if you're not a girl, if you just take care of him gently and look at him with a soft fondness he will fold SO fast. and yes having a nice rack (while not necessary) will help with this a lot. and by a nice rack I mean literally just having anything on your chest. flat tits, huge tits, lopsided tits, fake tits, real tits, literally ANYTHING. even if your tits are practically nonexistent he WILL still be trying to grope and suck on them. and he WILL succeed. nothing in this world can stop this boy from drooling over you.

after a particularly long night full of stopping some muggers, making sure the town drunk doesn't fight anyone, and helping some college girls get home safe, he shows up at your place, a little bumped and bruised but not majorly injured. you greet him with this soft, understanding smile and bring him up to your bathroom. It's all clean and soapy and smells like you, and he immediately starts to relax. you help him take off his suit and he tries not to get hard from the feeling of your warm hands getting him out of his suit and exposing his skin to the cool air. you start inspecting him to see how bad he's hurt - because of all his nerve damage he doesn't always notice how bad his injuries are.

you smooth his hair and praise him, listen to him talk about his night patrolling the neighborhood. worry flashes across across your face as you see the scratches all over his face and arms.

"Oh, uh, Mrs. Landsberg's cat got stuck..." He trails off sheepishly while you smile and put disinfectant on his nicks and scrapes.

"Look at you, helping little old ladies and rescuing cats from trees." you coo playfully.

"Well, she got stuck in the attic crawl space, but..." he shrugs with another blush, feeling all proud and sheepish from your praise.

"Close enough."

you press a kiss to his nose.

"now all you need is a job at the daily planet."

Dave was so sore and tired after tonight that he felt like he'd need days to recover. but after 10 minutes with you, you already have him laughing and feeling like himself again. Dave doesn't know what he did to luck out and have you in his life, but he thinks about you all the time. If he's not physically with you (or texting you or calling you or snapping you or lurking on your social media accounts or reading through your old texts or looking through the folder of pictures and videos he has of you saved in his phone or-) he's thinking about you all the time. he even dreams about you every night. no matter how much time he spends with you, he always wants more. Dave is definitely in the sex isn't enough I need to crawl inside your skin club.

[crownofbegonias]

Jolene Robinson & robot daughters

[yippee-optimistically]

mods r asleep post humanized 4x

finished catching up on tpot it was peakkkkkk but i am so scared of one. also working on little clay and felt dolls of 4 x and 2

[tf-cyberaligned]

Chin up Pax…

Original post from Bubblepunk

Prewar, Orion Pax and Megatronus were friends. Together the two worked to promote Megatronus's plan for a new Cybertron, a place where a bot could be who they wanted. The revolution was near, working caste bots growing restless. Those who had spent eons slaving away for the upper castes, turned their audials to this new powerful voice.

But as power grows, morals corrupt.

The renowned gladiator and scribe that Orion Pax knew was slowly descending into a tyrannical leader. The once philosopher king, corrupted by his own criticisms.

Even before the final council plea, Orion knew his friend was gone. He could see it in his optics, the slow corruption.

The day of the Council hearing, was that final strike of the gavel. As Megatron declared his idea to overthrow the old guard, revolt against the Iacon Council, and place himself as Cybertron's new ruler, Orion lost him.

The promised philosopher king was no more.

A new one was needed.

Orion's approach to the center sealed the two bot's fates.

Orion's speech to the council was filled with optimism for a new future for Cybertron. A new era of peace, of autonomy. While a violent revolution wasn't ideal, it would be something that happens if the Council does not change. Orion promised that it would come, but offered ways for the Council to avoid it.

Megatron faded into the background as Orion spoke, his more pacifist stance resonating more with the Council. As Orion finished his speech, he turned to face the former gladiator. Sorrow filled Orion's optics, as rage filled Megatron's.

Megatronus was Megatron, Orion Pax was Optimus Prime

Megatron was betrayed, Optimus Prime was sparkbroken

Megatron was enraged, Optimus Prime was optimistic

Megatron was a Decepticon, Optimus Prime was an Autobot

Megatron was the tyrannical leader, Optimus Prime was the philosopher king

[hercarisntyours]

does cybertron have olympics or smth similar because if not that's lunacy they should it'd be hilarious

[sodarlo]

how discord is going

[itsclydebitches]

Has anyone else been inundated with these (presumably) bot PMs interested in "commissions" the last few months? They're all coming from FFN.

While I've long stopped using the site myself, I've kept my work up there under the assumption that not everyone has, or will, make the move to AO3. But going, "Oh! A comment!" every few days only to find this junk is really disheartening.

[ganondoodle]

totk made me feel like i got scammed so badly i dont think i want to get any new zelda on release and instead wait until i know its worth it

im afraid zelda will turn into half baked games with flashy imagery to distract you from its shitty writing and superficial references to older games to catch your nostalgia, that the name alone will sell anyway so why try

[shadowlurkerbug]

I finally played tf2 and WOAH THAT WAS CRAZY

[cybertron-after-dark]

Heatwave. Heatwave. I need you to look Optimus Prime directly in those big sad blue eyes of his and answer this.

Frag marry kill, kade optimus and hang on i need to check ao3 and see who else heatwave is popularly shipped with. Blades apparently. Anyway heatwave you have 30 seconds to decide

(This thought has not left my head since it occurred to me that heatwave might not crave honorable death in combat as much as he wants attention and praise from his celebrity crush. If i have to think it, so do you whdbdjdn)

If the flobsters episode was any indication, heatwave is driven primarily by attention and wants people to like him SO fucking bad it's unreal. He gets Optimus to say "good job" and the tough guy persona just totally drops, and he's in :] mode for hours. He is SO lame and I love him so very deeply

[peridots-pixiwolf]

in honor of TF2's sweet sixteen and repostober, one Pyro from just about six months ago 👍

@friendlyengie since i heavily referenced off your pyro here! Hope you don't mind me tagging you, your stuff is cool and I'm a big fan of your femfortress designs especially :]

[thegrinningghost]

yes I’m jumping on the apocalyptic ponyo { credit to @keferon ; sorry if you don’t wanna be tagged } train, but hear me out:

Wheeljack as a cuttlefish

Knockout as a mimic octopus

And Jet/Skyfire as a bowhead whale

[immabebaby]

This idea literally came to me in a dream

(lightly inspired by "Never say Goodbye" Minecraft)

It goes like this : Breakdown's actually down for defecting from the 'cons, and convinces Knockout to leave with him. Y'follow? Cool so they're on the run, fleeing from the cons who are hunting them down cuz their main medic just bailed on them. Along the way, they're ambushed by terror cons, who obvsly attack them. Knockout gets taken by them and Breakdown wasn't able to get him back, left with no choice but to run away. He eventually bumps into the autobots who take him in.

He's vibing with the bots, but he's still bitter about Knockout's "death", quotes bc he's not dead, he's undead! Which the bots know about but don't tell him, reasons ranging from reasonable "he's going to lash out and get himself killed trying for revenge" to "no use getting his hopes up if KO is dead anyway" so no one tells Breakdown he's still alive.

Unfortunately BD finds out KO is "alive" bc on a mission they end up fighting terror cons and as fate would have it, knockout is front and center. Breakdown falters, the others don't bc they already knew. Once they return to base, BD lashes out bc "wdym you all knew and not one of you thought to tell me my conjux got zombified"

Anyways that's where the dream ends sadly. But it's a great idea, feel free to build on it

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

reminder that in one of the comics ricks have their own place that is filled with robots to fulfill their impulse and there were like Jerry bots that ask ricks to hurt them