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[monikatouhou]

face blindness girl

[easily-obsessed-with-stuffs]

*Deahoges anyone and everyone who has an ahoge*

Me: Why? Fuck you that's why/ref

(No Kiibo because he already has a set of sprites without an ahoge)

(Actually I'll just put him down here)

[pondslime]

oh man I gotta know about (wastin' away again in) margaritaville rip mr. buffet 🍹🏝️⛱️

RIP TO THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND 🧉🌊☀️

margaritaville is a ridiculous x reader fic for late night w/the devil (2023). bc....................I don't know what the fuck is UP w/the pathetic midwestern sadsack failman that IS jack delroy. but I just know that I'd V MUCH like to freak his shit & plunge him deeper into madness and ruination. just!!! SOMETHIN ABOUT HIM

watched the movie and immediately wanted to write smthn w/a reader who is quite literally a malevolent demon seductress from hell!!! she's lurking around masquerading as a marketing executive/bigwig investor who's looking to shell out big $$$ for the show.

I wanted to go full schlocky 70s sleazebag w/her. so, she's just this lecherous vile CREEPY little bitch. who is SO transparently not normal. in her cunty lil pantsuits and go-go boots and loud ass clacking jewelry!!! & it's just so miserable for him

it's v much in its fic infancy. but here are two (clunky but somewhat legible) excerpts:

wip tag game

[naughtynanzhu]

MILDRED?????

[casualfoxwitch]

since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it

[lucidheart3]

GAHHHH SO ANGSTY

awesome art btw

Nightmare Coated in Metal

A comic I made specifically to fulfill my own need for catharsis

[carnage-cathedral]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[beardedmrbean]

that's a happy ending, kindness in action can do some good here and there.

[man-of-many-moths]

I will literally ask people to rant about cool things over my head while i sit and listen if my brain's being Spicy/neg because i like listening to people. i love love as a concept and that extends to loving listening to people talk about the things they love

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[sergeantsporks]

"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.

[secondjulia]

"I’m very concerned about my client’s right to a fair trial in this case.  He’s being prejudiced by some statements that are being made by government officials. Like every other defendant, he’s entitled to a presumption of innocence. But unfortunately the way this has been handled so far his rights are being violated. And as you know, Your Honor, there’s a wealth of case law guaranteeing his rights to a fair trial, but none of the safeguards have been put in place yet here — in fact it’s just the opposite of what’s been happening. 

He’s a young man, and he is being treated like a human pingpong ball between two warring jurisdictions here.

These federal and state prosecutors are coordinating with one another at the expense of him. They have conflicting theories in their indictment, and they are literally treating him like he is some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle. 

He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career. It was absolutely unnecessary. He’s been cooperative with law enforcement. He’d been in custody for over a week. He waived extradition. He was cooperative at all accounts. There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles — that frankly I had no idea it was in their arsenal — and to have all the press there the media there. It was perfectly choreographed. 

And what was the New York City Mayor doing at this press conference, Your Honor? That just made it utterly political. And as your honor knows under Loro v. Charles, the Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit has held it to be clearly established that these staged perp walks to the media unrelated to a legitimate law enforcement objective is unconstitutional. And I submit that there was zero law enforcement objective to do that sort of perp walk. There’s absolutely no need for that whatsoever. 

And frankly, Your Honor, the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded dealing with his own issues. And, frankly, I submit that he was just trying to detract from those issues by making a spectacle of Mr. Mangione. 

And there are consequences to this. 

He has a right to a fair trial. And I just want to put on the record statements that the mayor made publicly about my client. Nothing saying “alleged” for example. And he said “I wanted to send a strong message with the police commissioner that we’re leading from the front. I’m not just going to allow him to come into our city. I wanted to look him in the eye and state ‘You carried out this terrorist act in my city, the city of New York that I love.’” And he wanted to show symbolism. 

Your Honor, he’s not a symbol. He’s somebody who is afforded the right to a fair trial. He’s innocent until proven guilty. And the mayor was talking to jurors — future potential jurors that elected him. Those are the people that elected him that he is talking to and calling this man a terrorist.

So, Your Honor, I just want to make a record of this and put everyone on notice that this has to stop, and my client is entitled to a fair trial and the presumption of innocence."

From the CNN stream (weird video)

[luigicat117]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats: