#@jonathanjohnnyjones

[thelostexperiment]

The impact of the Captain's landing shook the floor under the Black Buzzard's feet with a reverberating 'THUD'. He was just barely able to remain standing with the help of his umbrella being used as a cane. He looked back up to observe the full enormity of this shark-man-captain that towered over him. He gulped once his eyes wandered down to the three sharp trident-prongs aimed at his face.

Why does he suddenly hear quirky battle music playing?

"H-hey now, there's no need to escalate things so quickly..." He placated as he took a step back.

This was becoming quite the conundrum. He didn't feel the need to divulge to this stranger anymore than he already has but it doesn't look like this imposing shark is going to let him go without a fight. On the other hand, the thought of being forced to do anything at the point of a weapon just infuriated him. His obstinateness started to takeover his gut instincts to cower back and obey, no matter how trivial the command is or how intimidating the man is.

"I–" he straightened his posture, Head raised, chest puffed— "I already explained plenty, certainly more than you have! You still haven't even introduced yourself. Which is rude— especially after I've already done so!"

He crossed his arms, hands tucked neatly in his coat, glaring back defiantly.

Black Buzzard sighed in mild irritation as he rubbed his temple with his fingers.

"I guess you'd have to see where I'm from to get what I mean, but it's almost as if our worlds have completely different... 'styles...?' that's the best description I can think of."

He barely gave the shark-person time to register that expansion before casually trotting off with a smiling wink and a little wave– "Welp, I'm going to see what's outside now. See ya~!"

[red-man-of-mustache]

"Say Johnny-or should I-a call you Captain- d'you need-a to take a dip in-a the water every now and again or you'll-a dry out?? It'd make-a sense since you're...you know...."

@jonathanjohnnyjones

[atimelesslullaby]

Now go home, @jonathanjohnnyjones! Regain your lost time! Home... Where you are supposed to be... The way you are supposed to be...

To find herself in a strange location wasn't exactly new to her. That was the nature of throwing yourself into the time stream, with no direction. As she knew where her part in the stream's presence was, Zelda could travel back home at any time. Just a gift that came with the Triforce of Wisdom.

"...The ocean."

They were words she spoke to herself, though audibly enough that anyone could have heard them. It was so vast, and though Lake Hylia was huge, it was no ocean. She'd never been given the opportunity to see much of it, but oh, how beautiful it was. Her heels step upon the sand.

The woman closed her eyes, and began to sing. Her special lullaby. This was a place she wanted to remember, to come across the ocean was so rare.

[kingbcwser]

❦ (I'd ship them tbh)

Oh yeah! Shipping time! || Always accepting

//I'm a whore for fire x water ships, HAND IT OVER RN

[mushroommonarchypeach]

Starter for JonathanJohnnyJones

@jonathanjohnnyjones

"Oh, hello, Mario spoke of you. Johnny, right?" Peach eyed the Shark-man with curiosity.

[new-donk-dino]

For @jonathanjohnnyjones

"'Key Lime Time' and 'Peanut Butter Surprise,' eh?" Cloud asked, gaze to the standing chalkboard. His vision moved faster than his brain.

The bartending Toad squinted. "I told you, you're cut off."

"Not the drinks, the pies. Sheesh!"

The Toad shook her head, then left to go put in a ticket for one of each. Cloud clicked his tongue and went back to staring down at the polished wood counter. His regret for being in Seaside Town was growing with every passing minute. The people were kind, sure, but there was just something off about them that Cloud couldn't pin down. History involving invasion by machinery and an urban legend of some neighboring oversized shark probably didn't help their look, either.

Speaking of: seriously? An eleven foot tall shark man guy with a trident? Far be it from Cloud to question Snags'--his Swooper pirate friend's--stories of the sea, but this felt like a stretch and a half. And to think the Yoshi had agreed to get him a clear picture.

Cloud's moodiness was cut short when a couple pie slices on one plate each slid into view. "Thanks. I'll close my tab." He snatched his fork. Seaside Town or not, he'd never say no to a good dessert. Finally, something good today!

[hxzelwallflower]

@jonathanjohnnyjones liked for a small starter ! - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Giant shark giant shark GIANT SHARK― Definitely not something she hoped to encounter , let alone on land . Curiosity killed the cat as the saying goes , and it looks like all that pollen led her to an area invested with more than just fire flowers .

Not only does she stumble , but completely fall on her ass trying to maintain distance . Setting off one of the many flowers she had collected prior , causing damage to herself . As well as a face full of ash .

Cough . . . !

[sbookyking]

❝ SO, you're a pirate huh? ❞ The large ghost questioned, grinning with a devious air at the shark. Though, last time he checked, sharks didn't have eyes in their mouths…but the royal had more important things to think about!

❝ How much treasure do you have? ❞

An inconspicuous question on its surface, but was anything ever *simple* with King Boo?

@jonathanjohnnyjones

[deathshefollows]

˚. ✦.˳·˖✶ ⋆. — they were different. very different. not like anything she had ever seen. she was intrigued. not confused. not concerned. intrigued. her head tilted to the side. to the right side to be more precise. they were different. they were not the humans she feared. yet should she fear them? she didn't know. she just sat there. hands on her knees — staring.

❝ you are amazing. ❞

@jonathanjohnnyjones

[bubble-jasmine-tea]

Secret Santa gift for @jonathanjohnnyjones, local pirate shark slays a leviathan threatening Seaside Town, more at 11

[supermariorpgrewritten]

Hello, and welcome to my little blog!

This is the home of my fan project blog: Super Mario RPG: Rewritten! It's a retelling of canon events with a bit of a twist! It will cover the main series events with deeply driven character subplots and a bit of a different spin on some characters, their importance to the plot and how I think certain events should have played out.

As someone who enjoyed the series from the first game on the SNES, in many ways, this will be a love letter of sorts for something that's given me so much passion over the years. I feel like I have a lot to offer, and some unique takes on certain characters, so I hope you all enjoy what I have to offer! Gallery - will be located here to keep track of all of the pages. I also host on Comicfury so please support me by giving it a sub! I'm thinking about putting it on webtoons but I'm not sure if I want to yet.

If I follow you back, it'll be here on @jonathanjohnnyjones so don't be weirded out. It's just me! This is a side blog, fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how this project will turn out! I hope you all enjoy what I have to offer! Catch you all on the flipside!

[ghostbustingreen]

After a moment, Luigi came around, swaying unsteadily on the spot, thankfully the shark was there to stop him from toppling over. Still pale, he grasped the other for support. " Whuh-- what-a happen--? "

Blearily, the plumber began remembering the plant and became aware of the stabbing pain in his ankle. It wasn't as sharp now the thing had been removed, but looking down was a mistake because upon seeing the blood seeping into his overalls, he slumped once more.

"Aye, I see the problem." The shark uttered to himself as he peered down at the wayward foliage. "I see ya got a bit of a problem, but don't worry. I know how to take care of little problems like that." With a devious chuckle, the shark took his trident and stabbed the plant, forcing his prongs down into to to make sure it wouldn't bother him again. Picking up the green-clad man with his good arm, he spied the blood leaking out from his laceration. "Let's take ya to get that cleaned up, mate."

[red-man-of-mustache]

How Do You Need To Be Touched?

fervently.

you crave a hug that cracks your ribs... the feeling of your wandering soul being crushed back into the bones that can't seem to hold it. you need a hand gripping yours so tightly you almost fear it may leave a bruise, a reminder that you are here.

and that you are not alone.

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[jonathanjohnnyjones]

THIS headcanon will haunt me in my sleep. Inspired by this conversation in the notes between me and @mariotime

i can only imagine the bowser→mario kis w/ them dvfgh

jonathanjohnnyjones Oh my god, I can see that. I'm laughing so hard at all of this.

mariotime

s mario being just as shocked haha 💦

jonathanjohnnyjones

Johnny pulls him in and Mario's heart skips a beat, not for the textbook romantic reasons, but because he's like...I've been played, he's going to eat me. Then he he's like...oh maybe not.

mariotime

fffff exactly! in context they only met recently so it'll be awkward for the lil' guy

And Mario was never the same.

[thestarishere]

@jonathanjohnnyjones

People ship Johnny with Yaridovich and while I don't 100% ship it (nothing against it! Just doesn't hit the right spots for me save for a few Really Good instances I've seen.) I do have to say that I think this is the Mario-universe equivalent of Hardenshipping (Archie x Maxie) from Pokemon and I think that's great.

[atimelesslullaby]

It was a sentiment she did agree with.

Even to those afraid of water, they should have had the opportunity to enjoy the beauty the ocean had to give. There was no need to actually get in it to enjoy it. Whether by sunlight, or moonlight, the beach always seemed to calm her nerves. The only problem was getting there.

At the moment, they were in a small country that bordered Hyrule. Not her country proper. There was already a treaty deal, she had free reign to traverse the country, and in return, the smaller country received luxuries that Hyrule produced. Silk, fabric. Things of that nature.

Zelda had, however, not expected him to behave as such a gentleman. Kissing the back of her hand, it was an action generally performed by a man of royalty. She wasn't sure if Johnny was royalty where he was from, but it was easy to say that he behaved better around her than many a prince she'd met during her time. He didn't ask for her hand in marriage, the way so many did while performing such an action.

It warmed her heart.

"I would be most honored to refer to you in the same way as those you consider friends."

The old tale was true. Don't judge a book by its cover. Look at him! He practically screams 'menace of the sea', and yet, he had better manners than men she met adorn with jewelry, and well crafted garments.

"Do not be fooled by my appearance. I am a great sorceress. I am a Sage, who leads the six other Sages in our efforts to keep Hyrule safe."

A shake of the head.

"But enough about me. I must be boring you terribly. Might I ask, have you been on many adventures?"

It was truly a beautiful song, a beautiful melody that traveled through the air and infiltrated his ears. A tune that Johnny felt was meant for him to hear in a way. After all, it was just he, this woman and the sea itself.

Johnny was afraid he might have startled her at first, but her demeanor was calm as she addressed him. In fact, she had a smile on her face and complimented him.

He wasn't used to anyone acting like that to him. Most people in his domain would shrink back in fear at his mere presence. Then again, a giant, scarred up shark with a hook for a hand and a menacing trident was enough to make anyone shiver in fear. Children and women were especially afraid of him on most occasions.

At times, there were kids who thought he was neat, or that pirates were neat in general but that was rare considering his reputation.

Johnny turned his sights to the ocean's waters on the horizon. "Can't blame ya, the sea truly is majestic. A sight to behold." He turned his gaze back to her with a kind smile. "It's something everyone should see in person at least once, then again, I'm a little bias."

The shark chuckled a bit. He wasn't going to question why she hadn't looked at him as if he had seven diseases or ran away in fear.

In fact, it was nice to have someone talking to him like a normal person.

Johnny approached her and took her hand, kissing the back of it in respect as he bowed to her. "I'm Captain Jonathan Jones, but my close friends call me Johnny. I wouldn't mind if you called me that, princess."

@atimelesslullaby