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Internet Madness
#wd gaster#artwork#the rake#mimic#vita carnis#gorefield#baldis basics#salad fingers#sonic.exe#herobrine#missingno#petscop#jeff the killer#coronation day peach#buried alive#tails doll#eyeless jack#laughing jack#smile dog#siren head#the mandela catalogue#scp foundation#ao oni#ben drowned#john doe#russian sleep experiment#red mist#slenderman
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My dad, trying to enjoy his salad in peace after a hard day's work:
The chicken loose in our house:


#this man is a prisoner in his own home#this family is desensitized to so much#live laugh leghorn#chicken sees her salad#my feather babies#my pets#winry#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#birdblr#chickenblr
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『💕』 — "I don't know what I thought it would be like. Getting out of the ossuary. Getting my life back."
+ bonus of their respective povs because i refuse to let them get away with this without being roasted
#dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rook x lucanis#datvedit#gamingedit#dragon age: the veilguard#dragonageedit#dragon age lucanis#dragon age veilguard#*#userjule#userstar#usertogepies#usermoxie#🎬#c: lleyth de riva#🖤: a murder of crows#i laughed myself to death giffing this scene btw. why did he do this#absolutely insane move to pull i have to say. if someone did this to me on a date i would be baffled#and they did all that right in front of spite's salad.........#anyway i just need people who didn't romance lucanis to look at this. look at what i have to deal with (affectionate)#it's revenge for all of the times i come into his room and just stare at him in silence and leave#and i guess he also wanted to feel tall 😔😔#datv spoilers
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say cheese!
#creepypasta#jeff the killer#slenderman#smile dog#eyeless jack#laughing jack#cupcakes#fanart#art#beast#youtube#old internet#nostalgia#2000s#fnaf fanart#salad fingers#sonic the hedgehog
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GUARDIAN, THE IRON SALAD NEEDS YOU!

found this today, it made my bf and me laugh more than it should've
#found this today#imagine this in Saladin's voice#it made my bf and me laugh more than it should've#so stupid#where or why is salad called “Saladin”?#fun fact: garlic was called “neko”#i was laughing so hard i swear#destiny 2#destiny the game#memento babbles#queue this shit
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Listen. The only reason I’m not fit for upper social circles is because I’m too funny.
I went to a fancy dinner once that happened to be on the fifteenth of march. During the salad course, I said it would have been appropriate if they had served a caesar salad. I then had to explain not only THAT it was the ides, but why that was significant for the joke.
Not one smile or even a chuckle. Rich people are all buzzkills and I don’t vibe with them.
#Hannibal would not only have laughed#he would have served a caesar salad#and made the joke himself#he’s the only rich person who I can vibe with#ides of march
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Daemon cuts off Vaemond’s head. Right in front of the court's salad.
Aemond:
#aemond heart-eye targaryen#right in front of my salad#hotd#aemond targaryen#daemon targaryen#laugh it up fuzzball#hamilton musical#humor#funny#house of the dragon
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THERE ARE SO MANY SCREENSHOT-WORTHY MOMENTS HERE, BUT IM JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU WITH THE VIDEO AND THIS COMMENT

#sir#SIR#in front of my salad?#I'M SHOUTING#🍌🍌🍌#the chocolate guy#amaury guichon#i will not lie. i fell off the couch laughing when i saw the magnum ice cream comment.
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I thought we lost her when her ship went down. But she's tougher than that.
#destiny 2#final shape#the final shape#crow#amanda holliday#crow destiny#destiny#destiny 2 the final shape#the sOUND I LET OUT#HAND HOLDING#THEY HELD HANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD#My boyfriend was laughing at my reaction#because I was losing my mind#I'm assuming this is after she finds out who he is#which makes it even more meaningful#god fucking dammit my ships bring me joy and pain#just bring her back already!!!#the beautiful angst of her not remembering him UGH
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Eating healthy comes with a cost!! My flatulence be stanky!!!! My ass is speaking languages even them ppl at the Tower of Babel couldn’t comprehend!
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cold fruit in a hot kitchen (so i had this great watermelon last weekend)
#so I had this great watermelon last weekend. and the thing is it probably wasn't even that great of a watermelon#but I was four hours into an eight hour shift and we had thrown out all the watermelon salad because no one was eating it#and then our manager ran in and yelled that the client really fucking wanted watermelon salad.#so like six of us servers started frantically chopping watermelon. and the kitchen got really hot#in the way it does when everyone inside it is really stressed because there's no fucking watermelon salad#and after we chopped all the watermelon and the client got their fucking watermelon we all had a moment#where we looked at the remaining watermelon and we were so hot and cocktail hour was almost over anyway and the salads were all plated#and we all went for the watermelon and we ate it with the kind of rabid intensity you only get while eating cold watermelon in a hot kitche#and it was the best watermelon I have ever tasted and several days later i am still chasing the high of that fucking watermelon#and the thing is i know it isn't even the watermelon i'm actually missing#it's the feeling of cool liquid on hot skin and the feeling of a crisis averted and the feeling of camaraderie#that comes with devouring a watermelon in a hot kitchen with six other people who you have nothing in common with except that watermelon.#i don't dream of labor but i am dreaming now of being 4 hours into an eight hour shift eating watermelon in a hot kitchen.#i dream of laughing around the cold fruit in my mouth. I crave that watermelon like i'll die without it.#< honest to god this is real and that watermelon left such an impact on me that i had to draw it and write this. having a normal one#maybe this is insane but working in a team of people you truly like to do something you actually enjoy is so underrated#if only they fucking paid me i could work as a server for the rest of my life. unironically#skribbles
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i wont elaborate lol
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It's so funny to me how Elgar'nan's and Ghilan'nain's "rahhh power" portrayal aptly ends up making the OG evil Tevinter magister Corypheus look so very mortal in comparison. How he'd hate it!
"Betrayed" disciple seeking to usurp the empty throne of his gods out of pure spite is just peak human energy. He raises people to his side who feel similarly wronged by the world as it stands - Calpernia, with her dreams of uplifting Tevinter's slaves and revitalizing this broken empire, and Samson, abandoned and tossed in the gutter by the very faith he once gave everything to defend. He is politicking (Orlais), he's manipulating (the Wardens), he's preaching to his cult about a glorious tomorrow, scrounging through the remains of the Elvhenan for scraps and imitating their greatest achievements (the archdemon) - and utterly fails to realize that he's just retracing the same path that doomed him in the first place. Because, after everything, this blighted existence of his has to mean something. The Black City will be golden. It was supposed to be golden!
Meanwhile, the Evanuris go looking for the biggest "bullies" around (thanks, Veilguard, for that stunning characterization) and from there, it's one brutal show of force after another. Their goal? Godhood. Their motivation? Godhood.
For all his ambition, next to these two, copycat Corypheus couldn't appear more human if he tried. Because embarrassingly enough for the entire mythos surrounding the ancestral Tevinter Imperium - and a big win for the Chant of Light - a human beholding the proverbial seat of the Maker will return as fallible and cringe as the rest of us, and die crying out for a god he knows is false.
It's just a shame that this final epic fail of his came at the cost of any sense of dignity or respect that the narrative affords to the elven people and their mythos. Human faith, erroneous as it is, is a tragedy full of pathos, even at its worst hubris. Elven faith is an empty lie waiting to be disproven and beaten into the dirt by Video Game Protagonist��.
#dragon age#veilguard critical#I guess?#I'm always veilguard critical so I've lost all sense for what people liking the game might take offense to#anyway never thought I'd find myself enjoying cory save for a couple of oneliners that go hard af#I used to dislike that he lacked the eldritch otherness and subtlety of the Architect#but I'm coming around to embracing our cringe fail magister who inadvertently saved us from Fen'harel's machinations (for a time)#he and hawke are laughing with salad in the fade#datv spoilers
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ALSO!!!!!! HAPPY FIVE YEARS ANNIVERSARY TO THIS ICONIC INTRO!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
#this is vee speaking#HYPMIC NEEDS TO GO BACK TO DOING LORE DROPS DURING LIVES AGAIN THIS WAS SO SICK#LIKE IDK ABOUT YOU BUT IF I HAD THE BAT SEIYUU WALKED INTO MY LIFE LIKE THIS ID NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THEM#(⬅️had the bat seiyuu show up like this in their debut hypnama stream and in the 5th live and since hasn’t shut up about them LOL)#i didn’t record it but also when chiaking-sama rudely told them to get off the stage lmao the way hayama-san scoffed at her hrrrrggnnffffgf#and the exited stage left while laughing like the villains they really could have been HHHHRRRRRRGGHGHHGRRGGGRRFFRFRFGGFGFG#THE CROWD BECOMING BREATHLESS WHENEVER THE KUUKOU VOICE WENT LOW#THE CROWD SCREAMING ‘KAWAII’ AT SAKAKIHARA-SANS REAL VOICE#THE CROWD INTRIGUED THE MOMENT TAKEUCHI-SAN STARTED TALKING BUT LAUGHING AT HITOYAS DISTASTE FOR FRUITS IN HIS SALAD LMAO#ITS THE PRECURSOR BRO LOL!!!! THE START OF IT ALL WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!#i really really miss the 4th live frfr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i wish i didn’t break out in hive watching hypmic content without bat for prolonged periods of time lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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GP Memories: 2022 Singapore GP ↳ Max's Birthday Cakes 🎂🎂🎂
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#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#f1edit#maxie#gifs#my edits#singapore gp 2022#energy drinks team (affectionate)#does the last one count as max laughing like a white woman with salad???#i literally... i literally had all ready for a post about the drama at toro rosso in 2015#but then i saw J*s' quote about that gp and :////#i really hate that man he makes me feel sick#gp memories#mine
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'Awkward wedding photo of two dorks, London. Photographer unknown.' (Kitty denies it, but that was her)
Well, ahem, I drew this about two years ago but I still like it lol :"D
I used a reference photo from pinterest (under the cut)

#bartnat#bartimaeus#the bartimaeus trilogy#bartimaeus sequence#bartseq#i saw this photo and immediately thought of them#can’t stop laughing just imagining how awkward it would be#nathaniel is too gloomy and Kitty asks him to just pretend to be laughing at salad#btw i love drawing nathaniel with long hair#AND STILL REREAD THE BARTIMAEUS TRILOGY
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