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ulla1970 · 2 months ago
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Internet Madness
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makenna-made-this · 1 year ago
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My dad, trying to enjoy his salad in peace after a hard day's work:
The chicken loose in our house:
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talonrook · 5 months ago
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『💕』 — "I don't know what I thought it would be like. Getting out of the ossuary. Getting my life back."
+ bonus of their respective povs because i refuse to let them get away with this without being roasted
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intergalactic1 · 8 months ago
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say cheese!
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mementokore · 4 months ago
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GUARDIAN, THE IRON SALAD NEEDS YOU!
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found this today, it made my bf and me laugh more than it should've
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william-teddy-grahams · 4 months ago
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Listen. The only reason I’m not fit for upper social circles is because I’m too funny.
I went to a fancy dinner once that happened to be on the fifteenth of march. During the salad course, I said it would have been appropriate if they had served a caesar salad. I then had to explain not only THAT it was the ides, but why that was significant for the joke.
Not one smile or even a chuckle. Rich people are all buzzkills and I don’t vibe with them.
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asgardian-angel · 5 months ago
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Daemon cuts off Vaemond’s head. Right in front of the court's salad.
Aemond:
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millennialgrandma · 1 year ago
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THERE ARE SO MANY SCREENSHOT-WORTHY MOMENTS HERE, BUT IM JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU WITH THE VIDEO AND THIS COMMENT
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lukadarkwater · 1 year ago
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I thought we lost her when her ship went down. But she's tougher than that.
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umm-suck-it · 18 days ago
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Eating healthy comes with a cost!! My flatulence be stanky!!!! My ass is speaking languages even them ppl at the Tower of Babel couldn’t comprehend!
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blueskittlesart · 2 years ago
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cold fruit in a hot kitchen (so i had this great watermelon last weekend)
#so I had this great watermelon last weekend. and the thing is it probably wasn't even that great of a watermelon#but I was four hours into an eight hour shift and we had thrown out all the watermelon salad because no one was eating it#and then our manager ran in and yelled that the client really fucking wanted watermelon salad.#so like six of us servers started frantically chopping watermelon. and the kitchen got really hot#in the way it does when everyone inside it is really stressed because there's no fucking watermelon salad#and after we chopped all the watermelon and the client got their fucking watermelon we all had a moment#where we looked at the remaining watermelon and we were so hot and cocktail hour was almost over anyway and the salads were all plated#and we all went for the watermelon and we ate it with the kind of rabid intensity you only get while eating cold watermelon in a hot kitche#and it was the best watermelon I have ever tasted and several days later i am still chasing the high of that fucking watermelon#and the thing is i know it isn't even the watermelon i'm actually missing#it's the feeling of cool liquid on hot skin and the feeling of a crisis averted and the feeling of camaraderie#that comes with devouring a watermelon in a hot kitchen with six other people who you have nothing in common with except that watermelon.#i don't dream of labor but i am dreaming now of being 4 hours into an eight hour shift eating watermelon in a hot kitchen.#i dream of laughing around the cold fruit in my mouth. I crave that watermelon like i'll die without it.#< honest to god this is real and that watermelon left such an impact on me that i had to draw it and write this. having a normal one#maybe this is insane but working in a team of people you truly like to do something you actually enjoy is so underrated#if only they fucking paid me i could work as a server for the rest of my life. unironically#skribbles
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organizedchaotics · 8 months ago
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i wont elaborate lol
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nessacousland · 7 months ago
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It's so funny to me how Elgar'nan's and Ghilan'nain's "rahhh power" portrayal aptly ends up making the OG evil Tevinter magister Corypheus look so very mortal in comparison. How he'd hate it!
"Betrayed" disciple seeking to usurp the empty throne of his gods out of pure spite is just peak human energy. He raises people to his side who feel similarly wronged by the world as it stands - Calpernia, with her dreams of uplifting Tevinter's slaves and revitalizing this broken empire, and Samson, abandoned and tossed in the gutter by the very faith he once gave everything to defend. He is politicking (Orlais), he's manipulating (the Wardens), he's preaching to his cult about a glorious tomorrow, scrounging through the remains of the Elvhenan for scraps and imitating their greatest achievements (the archdemon) - and utterly fails to realize that he's just retracing the same path that doomed him in the first place. Because, after everything, this blighted existence of his has to mean something. The Black City will be golden. It was supposed to be golden!
Meanwhile, the Evanuris go looking for the biggest "bullies" around (thanks, Veilguard, for that stunning characterization) and from there, it's one brutal show of force after another. Their goal? Godhood. Their motivation? Godhood.
For all his ambition, next to these two, copycat Corypheus couldn't appear more human if he tried. Because embarrassingly enough for the entire mythos surrounding the ancestral Tevinter Imperium - and a big win for the Chant of Light - a human beholding the proverbial seat of the Maker will return as fallible and cringe as the rest of us, and die crying out for a god he knows is false.
It's just a shame that this final epic fail of his came at the cost of any sense of dignity or respect that the narrative affords to the elven people and their mythos. Human faith, erroneous as it is, is a tragedy full of pathos, even at its worst hubris. Elven faith is an empty lie waiting to be disproven and beaten into the dirt by Video Game Protagonist��.
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akkivee · 10 months ago
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ALSO!!!!!! HAPPY FIVE YEARS ANNIVERSARY TO THIS ICONIC INTRO!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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mvp114 · 2 years ago
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GP Memories: 2022 Singapore GP ↳ Max's Birthday Cakes 🎂🎂🎂
[x, x]
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oneeyedmagi · 1 year ago
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'Awkward wedding photo of two dorks, London. Photographer unknown.' (Kitty denies it, but that was her)
Well, ahem, I drew this about two years ago but I still like it lol :"D
I used a reference photo from pinterest (under the cut)
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