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rafterdarkr · 10 months ago

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

#the lotus eaters are a bunch of drunks in the airport lounge #charybdis is the baggage carousel his suitcase gets stuck on #calypso's island is the TSA holding cell he gets put in for 7 hours etc. etc. you see the vision.#the odyssey #tagamemnon #fic prompt

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captainjonnitkessler · 11 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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boasamishipper · 3 months ago

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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

#like on 911 buck and eddie have never kissed and maybe never will but buck watched eddie get shot and eddie bled all over him #and then eddie listed buck as chris's guardian in his will in case anything ever happened to eddie. insane! compelling!#meanwhile on 911 lone star tarlos is canon and they are not insane about each other and that's why the ship is boring as fuck #on night court dan and harry never kissed but harry planned dan's funeral when dan was presumed dead bc dan made harry his next of kin #and that's way more interesting than any harry/christine kiss we got #i'm not saying you can't want your ship to fuck i just don't see why some people are like 'xyz ship HAS to fuck or what's the POINT'#the point is they're insane about each other. are you not entertained #personal

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tawnysoup · 6 months ago

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

#stp spoilers #slay the princess spoilers #stp dragon #stp the princess and the dragon #I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK #i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was #and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you #anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria #thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp #slay the princess #stp princess #stp the long quiet #my animations #my art #EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner

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cartoonsinthemorning · 1 year ago

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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #falin touden #kermit the frog #did you know that pigs will sometimes eat rocks?#and since we are about trivia. This is my second time reaching over to 12k followers. You see #after the great purge I lost a bunch and went back to 11k for a loooong time #who would have thought a shitpost about frogs would get you back into my home #welcome back

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antennatoheaven · 10 months ago

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#minecraft #the legend of zelda #tloz #murderbot #tmbd #the murderbot diaries #httyd #how to train your dragon #pokemon gets a free pass bc they already do animated movies and detective pikachu looked good #the sonic movie gets a pass too bc it has enough animated stuff. i still wish it wasn't live action but eh #id included #ramblings #thank god kirby isn't dealing with all this. can you imagine.#edit: i keep seeing people tag shows they think work best in live action lol #no comment #edit edit: if i knew this many people were gonna see this i would have taken the extra 3 seconds to change the font jesus christ

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rabid-transcendentalist · 2 months ago

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let's go for a swim with mama

#mamaposting #with mama #oh to be a teeny tiny crocodile safe in the fearsome jaws of my mother #finding out that crocodiles are good moms was wild #i though they were like sea turtles #who basically lay their eggs and go see you later losers #if you survive lmao #but no crocodiles wait for their babies to be born #and pick them up as gently as they can with teeth that I thought could only do harm #don't tell my therapist im getting emotional about crocodiles on tumblr.com

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theboxfort · 1 year ago

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Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit?#why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes?#study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

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fly-chicken · 8 months ago

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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

#us politics #donald trump #election 2024 #aclu #a promise to myself #how is this comforting you May ask #bc we are not fighting alone or uninformed #we have good and strong groups in our corners defending what we believe in #it’s not over yet #we have to try and pushback #added Alt image descriptions since this is leaving containment #happy to see many engaging with this to either donate time or money or both #really warms the cold heart of mine #wow this broke containment #overall it’s been pretty nice seeing people engaging with it ready to roll up their sleeves and get to work #they did the travel ban right at the beginning of the previous presidency too #also every major civil battle in the last century #brown V board of education- the one that desegregated schools #loving V Virginia- legalized interracial marriage #roe V wade- legalized abortion #United States V Nixon- watergate scandal WHICH LIMITED US PRESIDENTAL POWER #Edwards v. Aguillard- helped allow schools to teach evolution #Planned Parenthood v. Casey- another abortion case #ACLU v. NSA- to stop the NSA spying on wikipedia users #Ingersoll v. Arlene's Flowers- fought to stop LGBTQ discrimination from businesses #Obergefell v. Hodges- case that legalized gay marriage #literally WAY MORE GUYS #so don’t fall into dispair! these are literally one of the good ones!

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wolfythewitch · 6 months ago

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Henry Clerval and the creature

#art #digital art #frankenstein #mary shelly's frankenstein #henry clerval #frankenstein’s monster #the creature #I guess??#anyways based the hc that it resembled henry lol #I can’t animate but in my head the creature looks Fine enough it just gets really freaky when you see him move

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complete-clownery · 28 days ago

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Okay guys

INPRNT!!

#i don't wanna work a minute longer on this one i honestly started to hate it so im getting it out of my system as soon as possible #i have other Bilbo Baggins fanarts planned;)#also i dont care what anyone says Bilbo likes kids #hes a story teller he wrote the book for Frodo #maybe he got the idea from the young hobbits who have been a constant pesterers of his life asking him to tell stories about his adventure #i dont know i have a lot of thoughts on this but i cant write it down #not the best with words i am (as you can see from the dialogue lol)#anywaaaayss eat up Bilbo enjoyers #the hobbit #hobbit #bilbo baggins #tolkien #bilbo my beloved

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pien-art · 26 days ago

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having many many thoughts about major Kira / Bajorans having a tail :)

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murataesque · 1 year ago

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How I found out about trump getting shot

#donald trump #us politics #its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment #imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways #thanks ao3 author #archive of our own #trump #ao3 #history #archiveofourown #fanfiction #joe biden #politics #funny

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tariah23 · 1 year ago

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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭!#get back to pirating kings!!!#anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

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prlssprfctn · 3 months ago

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Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

#Damian gets pissed off does a fake acc and starts arguring w Jason's simps #like how DARE YOU to DISRESPECT this POOR lad #Dick stops laughing when he sees Roy in comments under Jason's videos #Dick *sobbing*: that's the worst day of my life. Roy commented SMASH on Jason's video.#Tim: lmaoooooooo #Tim: *pause*#Tim: ...fuck IS THAT KON COMMENTING “UNTIL BATMAN KICKS ME OUT OF TOWN” UNDER HIS VIDEO?#sorry but kon def looks like a type of friend who has crush on tim's big brothers #...you all remember when he flirted with an older woman and when she asked him how old is he even he told her “old enough. bye babe”#like sorry thirsting in public comms? a likely place for him to be #Tim Hates It #jason todd #red hood #batman #dcu #dcu comics #dc universe #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne

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