#[TYSON.] “THAT LITTLE RED DEVIL.”
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limoteethw · 2 years ago
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This may seem trivial to some, but let me remind you that these are strange and troubling times. Recently, there was the case of the New York Nets New Jersey Devils New York Giants New York Islanders New York City 2023 Logo shirt whose locks were cut off, because he was told he would forfeit a wrestling match if he didn’t cut off his locks. A woman at the match used a pair of shears to hack off his hair. That young man went on to win his match for his school. As far as I could tell from the video, however, nobody came to that young man’s side to support him. His coach appeared to stand there just watching, mouthing some words. He needed to be protesting that, and filing a formal complaint at the very least.
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Simply look at Steve Jobs, the guy who ran Apple so well. He was a Cincinnati Reds MLB Hawaiian Shirt Warm Season Aloha Shirt believer in “natural” medicine, in fact he wouldn’t bathe since he felt this somehow or other weakened him but his fellow workers had lots of problems with this. He developed Pancreatic Cancer nothing may have done him any good but from the little that I’ve found on his case he may have had a rare case, like Ruth Bader Ginsberg, where prompt surgery may have saved him. He wanted to try some “natural treatments” first, he did, and you know how that turned out. Just because you know a lot about a lot of things don not assume that you know everything about everything. He was in many ways a brilliant man in most areas but not in the treatment of pancreatic cancer. The worst part is he got a liver transplant later on when he decided to try regular medicine, something that might have saved someone who really needed it. So sad.
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dexterousred · 5 years ago
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SURPRISE?!
WHAT IS GOING ON??
“Why me again?” “Because no one else can do it, come on it’ll be great.” “Why am I here?” “Uh! You guys are so exhausting.” “I’m with you girl!” “At least someone has by back, now go and hurry we don’t have much time!”
-the door to Ty’s room burst open a tall and looming but familiar roommate lingering in its frame- Surprise!!! -the voices of three other people, two females who were the most exaggerated, and an awkward third male- Happy… -derrick began to speak, but his mouth was abruptly covered by Rachel- 
Not yet, big guy! Oh. Well go on grab him! 
-derrick’s eyes returned to Ty and he looked nervous but with a slap on his back from Rachel he barrelled forward and grabbed Tyson to heave him up over his shoulder- We’re kidnapping you! -Rachel declared and the five of them in total Ty included now began to rush out of the area-
The door to his room suddenly flew open, and there was Derrick; and-- Rachel and wait, what the hell--
“What-- Derrick, Rache--” He was cut off, suddenly and immediately tossed over Derrick’s shoulder. Tyson’s eyes widened considerably, and his palms scrambled, fingers gripped tightly to the backside of Derrick’s shirt. His heartbeat hammered, and Ty’s face certainly looked a nice shade of red.
“You’re-- what? Where are we going, exactly?” there was clear amusement in his voice; some, confusion too, still, Tyson smiled. He settled in, trying to get comfortable while just sort of dangling over Derrick’s shoulder.
Leave it to his friends to confuse him, in the best way possible.
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jeonggukieverse · 4 years ago
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I love you, Idiot
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hi can I request a tsundere reader with Jungkook? you can add smut if you want. oh and can I the reader be smol? like real tiny in size?? 🧍‍♀️thank you!!
(PS: I don't know if you know what tsundere is, a lot of people don't so it's basically just someone who's real cold/ distant and angry/hot-headed)
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Pairing: Jungkook x Female reader
Genre: Idiots to lovers, CollegeAU!, Childhood friends AU, Friends To Lovers, fluff, smut, angst (if you squint)
Warnings: Unprotected sex (wrap it up y'all), idiots, emotional constipation 
Word count: 4.5k+
A/N: This is my first ever request, sorry if it not the best and for any grammar or spelling mistakes :( I really enjoyed writing it though, it was a very good prompt. Hope you like it anon
(i’m not great at describing outfits, but party JK looks like 190616 Jungkook for reference) 
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You hated being small. Not only was it very inconvenient it was also very unattractive in your opinion. In your class all of the other girls were tall and slender with modelesque features. Then there was you. Barely even there. This fact was made painfully more apparent by the 5”10 boy that stuck to you like glue. Speaking of, where was he?
“Wait up, Elfie!” you heard a voice shout, echoing across your college courtyard. Speak of the devil, you thought as you turned around to see him leisurely jogging towards you.
Because your mums were best friends, Jeon Jungkook had been beside you ever since you both could walk. In fact, your first ever memory was of him putting a band aid over your knee after you’d embarrassingly fell off of your bike. You don’t know why but you remember having little butterflies in your tummy as you looked down at him tending your wound. The feeling was bizarre and you acted on what your primal instinct told you to do. You kicked him, not hard but hard enough to frazzle him and knock him onto his butt. In your immature 4-year-old state, you recall telling him “Get off me! I’m not a baby you know!”. You can’t imagine what he must have thought as you proclaimed your maturity while you stood there in pig tails and overalls with puffy red tear-stained cheeks.
Since then, that’s how it had always been. Every time Jungkook showed you any kind of kindness or affection, you’d get all huffy and embarrassed and lash out at him. You didn’t know what this emotion was until Jungkook got his first girlfriend when you were 13. It was only when you saw him holding hands with someone else that the jealousy you felt in your heart was confirmation of the big fat crush you had on him.
“We’re in college now, must you insist on still calling me that stupid name?” you said shortly as he reached his rightful place beside you
“Sorry little elf, some nicknames just stick for life. Plus, you’ll never grow out of it cause you’ll always be my adorable little elf” He retorted while reaching down to ruffle your hair
You felt heat run over your cheeks at his praise and you did what came naturally to you. You punched him in the arm.
“s-shut up Jeon!” you yelled as he giggled “Might have to nickname you Mike Tyson instead Elfie, your punches are getting a lot harder these days haha” he continued to chuckle as you couldn’t help but notice that one dimple in his cheek that also appeared when he was concentrating very hard on somethi-
“Anyway!” he interrupted pulling you out of whatever jeon Jungkook rabbit hole you were about to fall into
“Are you still coming with me to Taehyungs party tonight?” he questioned
“Of course I am, you promised you’d buy me pizza after so I’m contractually obligated now” you said rolling your eyes.
Taehyung was an old teammate of Jungkook’s that went to a different college, they used to play on the same soccer team in 4th grade and I guess they just developed a bond and stayed friends. You weren’t really close to any of Jungkook’s other friends. Part of you was afraid that they’d see past your little act and know how much you liked him. So, you didn’t really hang out with anyone except Jungkook really.
“Nice! Alright Elfie, I need to run cause I’m late for class but I’ll pick you up at 9, yeah? Don’t be late” He semi yelled, already running to class.
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True to his word. He was at your dorm room at 9pm on the dot. Regardless of that, you still planned to teas him anyway.
“You’re 20 seconds late jeo-” you stopped midsentence. Jungkook had always been handsome and always had a sense of style you found charming but tonight was a completely different ball game.
There he stood dressed in all black looking like an absolute dream.
“My eyes are up here Elfie” he teased
“Ew! Don’t flatter yourself bunny! I just noticed that this is the first time you haven’t looked like you just rolled out of bed is all” you lied, turning back into your dorm trying desperately to hide your reddening cheeks.
“Is that your way of telling me I look good?” he replied. You couldn’t see him but you could hear the smirk in his voice
“I guess…” you mumbled “Let’s get going before were late” you rushed as you grabbed your bag, hoping this would be the end of this conversation.
"Well since were handing out compliments, I think you look really pretty tonight elfie. your legs look amazing in that dress"
"Shut up!" you yelled as you watched his shoulders bob up and down as he laughed.
"Also, remember to grab your ID! Tae's party is BYOB so, we'll need to swing by the store before we get there" he said absentmindedly leaning on your doorframe as he watched you grab your bits and bobs.
"I feel like I'll lose it, can you look after it for me?"
"Hey, what my elf wants, she gets" he replied while you rolled your eyes.
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Honestly speaking, Taehyung's party was actually kind of fun. It was very loud, naturally, so loud the bass of the music made your body feel like it was vibrating. So Jungkook, being himself, took you and a group of his friends outside to sit around the fire pit so you can actually hear one another talk.
Naturally, you spent the whole night stuck to Jungkook’s side. Listening to his stories and watching him animatedly talk about how him and Taehyung used to piss of the coach by ‘accidentally’ coming to practice 15 minutes late and missed the intense part of the warm up.
You were in love with this boy. Why was that so hard for you to admit to him? It’s like every time he would even look at you with the universe shining in those big Bambi eyes, he could see your soul. It’s like he was looking into your truth but choosing to ignore it. He made you so nervous all you wanted to do was climb underneath the surface of the earth and never come out. You felt naked under his gaze, it was uncomfortable but it was a feeling you never wanted to be without.
While you were lost in your thoughts, you felt Jungkook stand up while looking at his phone.
“Everything good, bunny?” you questioned
“Yeah, Elfie, everything’s fine. A friend of mine has just shown up, I’m gonna go grab her”
Her? As confident and beautiful as Jungkook was, you knew he was pretty much allergic to other girls. In the years that you’d known him, the only women he ever spoke to were either related to him or you. Leaving out his 13-year-old girlfriend cause that relationship was the most awkward thing you’d ever seen. Didn’t stop you feeling jealous though. And as you watched him walk away a similar feeling was bubbling in your chest.
“She’s just a friend you know.” A voice beside you rang. You looked over to see Tae looking in your direction.
“They’re partners in their sports science class, that’s how he knows her. No need to look so worried.” He winked. Were you that obvious?
“N-no, it’s not like that. I don’t care who he talks to” you protested eagerly. God, you didn’t sound very convincing at all.
“You didn’t sound very convincing at all” Taehyung snickered, practically reading your mind.
You looked at him, slightly embarrassed, but you joined in on his laughter. You didn’t expect Taehyung to be this nice, honestly. A very pleasant surprise.
You continued casual small talk with Tae until you heard a booming voice in front of you.
“Guys, this is my lovely friend Rose! Be very nice to her, she lets me cheat off her test so I need to stay on her good side” Jungkook joked.
As soon as your eyes set on her, you felt yourself shrink even smaller. She was beautiful and tall and way better than you. She was the kind of girl you’d see on Pinterest drinking Iced coffee and writing on a laptop in Starbucks. She looked like she sociable as her eyes darted to everyone, she met them with a charming smile revealing her perfect teeth. The thing that hurt you the most, they looked amazing together. You could not compete, even if you tried
“Taehyung! Long-time no see! How the hell have you been, still causing trouble?” Rose chimed as she walked over to Tae, almost completely ignoring you. Well, you wished she had completely ignored you cause what she did next was entirely worse.
As she walked over to Tae, her eyes landed on you and she let out an audible gasp. She stopped mid stride, causing people around us to look at her and she loudly proclaimed:
“Oh my gosh you are so cute! You’re actually the most adorable little person I’ve ever seen! I can’t believe it, Kookie, you said she was small but I didn’t know you meant this small, she’s adorable” she proclaimed loudly.
You wanted to completely disappear. Several eyes now landed on you, examining if her words were true. You wanted to simply disappear. At that moment you turned to Jungkook, telepathically pleading for help.
“I know right! She’s fucking adorable” he chortled in agreement looking down at you
“Little Elfie”. That was it, you stood up and left. Completely humiliated and on the verge of tears. You pushed past Jungkook, making sure to give him a punch in his arm as you passed.
You just wanted to leave. You just wanted to be away from people. You didn’t want to exist right at that very moment.
You pushed past the bodies of people in the house and made it to the front door. You were about to pull it open until you felt a hand holding your arm. You knew it was him, so you did what naturally came to you, you spun round and gave him a slap.
Only for you to be humiliated further because you realised, you’d just slapped Kim Taehyung in the front entrance of his own house.
“Oh my god! I am so sorry!”
“Damn, you must really be pissed off at him huh?” he laughed rubbing his cheek trying to play off the fact that you’d just novella slapped him in the face. “let’s get you some air” he said as he led you outside.
You both sat down on the steps of his porch and stared into the night sky. The cold breeze and lack of social stimulation allowed the fact that you had just acted completely irrationally to sink in. And thus furthered your embarrassment.
“Wanna talk about it?” he asked, still looking into the sky. You appreciated that he was giving you space and not staring you down in a vulnerable moment.
You let out and exasperated huff of air “I made a completed ass of myself, didn’t I?” you said, looking down into the grass unable to look up as the sky reminded you of him.
“I dint mean to get upset but I’m aware that I’m small, doesn’t mean I like it”
“But your cute thou- “
“That doesn’t matter! I’m in my 20s! I’m an adult and everyone still treats me like a kid. Especially Jungkook. He treats me like I’m made of glass or something. I’m never allowed to be independent or do anything on my own because he won’t let me. Cause he’s always fucking there. Like I’m some charity case or something.” You rushed.
You didn’t really know you felt like that. Once the words started they just wouldn’t stop.
“Damn, does Jungkook know you feel like that?” Tae questioned trying to be as gentle as possible knowing that you were very sensitive right now
���of course not. How could I possibly tell him that I feel babied by him?” you huffed again
“You could try? I’m sure he’d understand and give you some space.” He suggested
You shook your head, not believing him.
“Look, I know you know Jungkook better than anyone. You know that this is just how he is. I remember one summer I broke my leg and had to miss 3 months of practice. Still Jungkook would come to my house every day and fill me in on what I missed. So much so, that it was getting to the point where it was annoying so I had to tell him to chill. We know that’s just how he is; he doesn’t like to see loved ones at a disadvantage. So, he’ll go out of his way to make sure they know they’re valued. Ya know?” He spoke, still looking up.
“I guess you’re right” you agreed, sheepishly.
“Just be honest with the kid, eh? About everything. And I mean everything” his head finally turned to you with his eyebrow cocked. You felt your face redden again.
“Okay, your right, I will” you nodded. As you got up and readied yourself to go back into the trenches of that party, you felt your phone vibrate in your back pocket. It was a text form Jungkook and it read:
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You were shocked. Jungkook had never left you on your own before. He must think you’re gonna punch him again.
You asked tae to walk you home and he did. You texted jungkook as you you started getting ready for bed:
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No reply. Which was odd but you paid it no mind. Until you did.
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It had been 5 days since Jungkook had read your text but hadn’t gotten back to you. This is the longest you’ve gone without seeing him in, well, ever. You were debating whether or not to march over to his dorm until you walked past your campus coffee shop and saw him with Rose.
They were smiling and cozy and looked like they were having a good time. It was then that you had come to the realisation that the thought you had at the party about them looking good together wasn’t induced by the influence of the alcohol but was a stone cold fact. They looked like the kind of couple you’d see in a kdrama and that felt like a dagger to the heart.
You turned back the way you came in an attempt to block the tears but the image of them both was burned in your mind and you were sure it was going to be scorched there forever.
You burst through your dorm door, jumped on your bed and sobbed. All the regrets you had finally pouring out of you, like a dam finally bursting. You don’t know how long you were crying for but when you looked up out your window, it was nightfall. You had probably cried yourself to sleep and it was a firm knock on the door that had disturbed your pity party.
You tried your best to compose yourself as you walked to the door. You hesitantly pulled open the door and there he stood. Jeon Jungkook
“Sorry to bother you but, you left your ID with me. I figured you might nee- Have you been crying?” he interrupted himself.
“No!” You said sharply
“Oh, okay. Well, here you go” he said as he placed the ID in your palm.
“Are you fucking kidding me? Is that it? You se me with puffy eyes, a runny nose and moist cheeks and you just leave?” you yelled
“I asked you if you were crying, you said ‘no’, so I was going to be on my way. I didn’t wanna push you” he rebuttled with unarguable logic
“But I was obviously lying! Do you just not care anymore?! Now you have Rose, you just don’t care?!”
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME _____?!” he yelled. You cant remember the last time he’d used your actual name  
“Wow, so that’s it? Years of friendship over because you found someone else” your voice cracked as you held back tears
“_____, what are you talking about? Rose has a girlfriend. Plus you’re the one who was sat bitching to Taehyung about how suffocating I am and how I baby you but when I finally listen and decide to give you space, you lash out at me. So please, please tell me, what the fuck is going on in that brain of yours”
“IM IN LOVE WITH YOU! YOU JERK!” You screamed.
There was a stillness after your revelation. Not an awkward one like you’d expected, it was like a calmness after a storm, like everything was back to how it was meant to be or maybe it had become something new and better entirely.
“What?” he asked softly
“I’m in love with you” you said looking away from him now, so much for the stillness. “I always have been. I never told you cause I never know how and I knew you saw me as nothing more than a little kid you needed to take care of.” You grumbled
After a brief pause, Jungkook began to laugh. Not just a little snort or chuckle but a full-blown belly laugh at the front door of your dorm. You’re not gonna lie, it stung a little
“I’m glad you find me so funny asshole” you said as you swung back ready to punch him. He grabbed your fist before you could strike.
“Hey what are- “he cut off your rant with a kiss. As your lips met, all the feelings of embarrassment and anger melted away and the calmness returned. This felt right”
He pulled away, arms wrapping around your waist.
“You idiot, I love you too. You were always so cold towards my affection I just assumed it was one sided. The only way I could show how much I cared for you was by always being by your side. It was the only thing you never punched me for” he said as he looked into your eyes
You wanted to hit him again but you fought your instinct and instead caressed his face and pulled him into another kiss.
You felt like you weighed nothing as Jungkook carried you across your dorm over to your bedroom, legs now wrapped around his waist. Still fully captivated with your lips on his, you hadn’t realised that he had stopped at the bottom of your bed with you still in his arms.
With his knee now pressed into the mattress, he placed you down gently on your sheets; hair sprawled out delicately on your pillows before his smooth lips went back to giving desperate kisses.
With your eyes shut tight, due to sheer embarrassment, you felt Jungkook’s lips trail down your jaw. You paused, held your breath, while you felt his tongue across the skin of your neck. Instinctively, you raised your hand brushed your fingers through Jungkook’s dark locks as his kisses to your neck became more vigorous. You could feel his entire weight pressing into you, and it only made you want him more.
Jungkook could clearly see your chest rising and falling as he undid the buttons of your shirt. You watched him as he began to shed the material off your body – feeling the cold air of your room come into contact with your naked chest.
Suddenly, you remembered where you were, what you were doing and who you were doing it with and you suddenly became shy again.
“D-don’t look at me, you perv” you chastised while raising your hands to cover yourself. Jungkook immediately took you by your wrists – pinning them to the bed.
“You don’t hide from me _____” the deep softness of his voice sent goosebumps along your skin.
“Do you want this, _____? Do...do you want me to do this?”
“S-stop calling me that!” you pouted. Your name sounded foreign on his lips  
“Oh?”, he said, with a mischievous smirk in his tone, “I thought you didn’t like Elfie”
“I don’t like it…I just like that it’s what you call me” you whispered bashfully unable to look at him.
You felt the breath of his chuckle hit your naked skin and the sensation made your underwear damper than it already was.
“Well, if that’s what my Elfie wants, it what she gets”
He continued his trail down your body stopping just before your folds, noticing that you were now rolling your hips ever so slightly and in desperate need of some form of friction.
“Not so tough now, are we princess? Look how desperate you are for me” he teased while slowly pulling down your underwear. You almost begged, but your pride held it in. You knew you would not be able to take the anticipation any more as you felt his breath fan over your wetness.
Without any more hesitation, Jungkook let his tongue pass his lips and lightly trail over your slit, feeling you gasp from the contact. You felt his tongue pass through your folds as he began giving you small, gentle licks to get you used to the sensation.
“Jungkook....oh my gosh...” you moaned, feeling his tongue put more pressure on your swollen nub before his lips covered it – sucking hard and pleasuring you in the most intense way you had ever felt.
Your sounds filled your room while you made eye contact with him between your legs.
“Why the hell are you looking at me?” you groaned trying to maintain your bravado. Your body betrayed you though as you found yourself letting out a loud moan while you found yourself reaching with your hand down towards his free one, and Jungkook instantly picked up on your need to have your fingers intertwined in his. He took your hand – letting you squeeze the upper-side of his palm, and he loved the feeling. Of you. Of you needing him.
“Are you sure you want to do this? We can stop if you don’t feel comfortable, Elfie.”  he looked you dead in your eyes with his thumbs resting on the waistline of his jeans.
You nodded at him silently “I want you Kookie…just – don’t be too rough with me, okay?” you said gently, finally allowing yourself to be gentle with him.
Jungkook smiled at you, taking note that you were allowing him in. Both your heart and your body.
“I’ll be gentle...this time, princess” he murmured with deviance, leaving you with a shocked look on your face as you thought “This time...meaning, there’ll be a next time?”
Jungkook positioned himself slowly at your entrance, leaning his weight on his knees as the moonlight shone through your window and cascaded shadows over your body. You looked like a dream. You looked like his dream.
“______” Jungkook whispered softly, gazing into your stare while he ran the back of his finger along your burning cheek. “I-” he paused as you hung off his every word.
“I love you”
“I- love you too, Jungkook” you replied without needing any time to think about it. In any other situation, you would have probably stopped breathing at his confession and hit him but upon hearing his tender, delicate confession while you were both at your most vulnerable state, you could only smile and pulled him in for a gentle kiss. This was it; he had broken down your walls and you were his.
As the kiss turned sweet, you felt the tip of his cock probe your entrance – sliding himself in as gently as he could. You shut your eyes tight, relishing in the feeling of his intrusion as he explored your body. Jungkook almost gasped at your tightness gripping his shaft – how warm you made him feel had him rendered almost completely still. He stopped at certain intervals, making sure you were okay in between kisses.  Before he finally sunk his length inside you entirely, you whimpered into his ear, lightly trailing your nails along the skin of his shoulder blades. Jungkook returned his forehead to yours, both your lips ghosting over each other’s as he pulled back out slowly – before entering you once more. Soft sighs and gasps left both of your lips as Jungkook kept a slow, controlled movement – knowing that he had played with you enough beforehand to ready you for the experience
He leaned back, placing his hands on either side of your rib-cage as he repositioned his legs beneath him. “If it’s too much I’ll stop” he panted, seeing you nod he began setting a slightly quicker pace inside you. You could feel the natural curve of his cock reach deep within your snug tightness, making you moan his name along with a string of curses.
“Say my name again Elfie..., you sound so pretty. I want to hear you...louder...” Jungkook produced a low growl as he gripped your frame tighter. You obeyed his commands, letting his name fall from your lips “Jungkook” you mewled
“Not that name, baby” he replied while thrusting into you.
“Please…Kookie” you corrected, earning you a needy groan from him.  You raised your arms above your head and rested them on the top end of the pillow. Jungkook became captivated by the natural bounce of your breasts below him with each thrust he gave you, reaching up to hold both of them in each hand while caressing you in a gentle, yet forceful way.
You didn’t blush at the sound of your lewd wetness lapping between your legs or at the sound of his skin slapping against yours. In fact, you found yourself loving those sounds, mixed with Jungkook’s deep growling and panting that let you know he felt damn good inside you.
Jungkook pressed his lips to yours a final time, before feeling the tightness of your orgasm contract around his length – hearing you cry out as he swallowed your voice with his kisses. As you dug your nails into his back, Jungkook hissed at the sensation – before letting go entirely and spilling his seed into you. You loved hearing him shamelessly moan your nickname over and over again in your ear, feeling him twitch inside you – before feeling his tensed-up muscles relax on top of you.
“Elfie...” Jungkook whispered, large breaths escaping both your lips as he slowed his movements, gently pulling himself out of you.
You couldn’t speak. You couldn’t even formulate a basic thought, for all you could feel was the purest form of happiness.
“Are you okay? I didn’t hurt you, did I?” Jungkook returned to your side, his eyes searching your features for any sign of pain or discomfort. But instead, he was met by a faint, gentle smile on your lips.
“I’m...I’m great. You’re great. Kookie…” you replied hazily, pressing your hand to his chest and taking another look at his naked body next to yours.
You both rested there, wrapped up in each other’s post orgasmic embrace in comfortable science. Both not realising that the other was thinking the same thing:
‘I love you, idiot’
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shutupptara · 4 years ago
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Taylor Swift songs and the hockey player I associate with them for one reason or another, part 2:
With red tv track listing released today, I’ve had Ms. Swift on repeat, so this is the outcome 😂 you can find part one here
*this is purely satirical, and my own opinions
Cruel Summer: Erik Johnson - specifically the line “he looks up grinning like the devil”. Big shout out to @capsvsducks bc she pointed this out and i haven’t stopped thinking about it since
I Think He Knows: John Marino - “he’s got that boyish look that I like in a man”.. John is a precious little bean, and I will not take questions at this time
Right Where You Left Me: Carl Hagelin - this is for selfish reasons mostly. I’m still sad he was traded from the Pens bc I love him w my whole heart, but he also has a tendency to worm his way into every team’s heart that he plays for. Then he leaves and you’re left waiting there, still a fan of your team, but now part of your heart is gone and if he ever thinks he got it wrong and wants to come back he always can!! (Especially to Pitt pls Carl I miss u)
Happiness: Tyson Barrie - I feel like Tys is def the type of ex boyfriend you want so desperately to hate and villainize and maybe for a while when you first break up you do, but eventually you realize that’s just not him. He brought happiness into your life, and you can find happiness again without him in it.
Stay Stay Stay: Evgeni Malkin - listen, Geno is the most loving Russian bear and this is such a happy song I can’t help but associate it with him. I 10000000% could see him putting on a football helmet after a fight and saying “okay let’s talk”. He’s always trying to make you laugh and he really does think it’s hilarious when you’re exasperated and grumpy with him but it’s all out of love
London Boy: Jeff Carter - yes, this is my attempt at being funny bc I’ve dubbed Jeff team dilf dad but he’s from London, Ontario sooo
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: Brad Marchand - love him or hate him, he keeps the game interesting and every opposing player on his toes
I Almost Do: Conor Sheary - Con’s the ex you really never quit. You try to pretend like you have, but there’s always a part of you that will still want him back and you have to stop yourself from running to him time and time again because you need to move on, but you just can’t
So It Goes…: Jamie Oleksiak - I am a firm believer that Jamie would be a fantastic boyfriend, but it’s going to take a lot to get him to commit, not even in a bad way, he’s just so busy that he’s never bothered to make time for a real relationship. And then he meets you and he’s met his match in every sense. You’re perfect for each other and you challenge him in the best ways. Also like, who wouldn’t do bad things for Jamie?
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krakenbait · 4 years ago
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kraken bait 2: no stats just vibes
hello and welcome back to another installment of the kraken bait list, where i make random predictions about who i think is ending up in seattle come the expansion draft! i’ve got a special edition today, as i didn’t just do a few players. no, i did an entire mock expansion draft, with a player pulled from each of the 30 teams participating. i followed the expansion draft rules and had the help of corwin @chaos-hockey as my CapFriendly consultant (and solver of indecision), but for the most part, this is, as The Broadscast says, no stats, just vibes.
so without further ado, let’s get into it!
Anaheim Ducks: Danton Heinen 
thank @charliemashavoy for this idea 
Arizona Coyotes: Lawson Crouse 
i don’t know many yotes players, so might as well pick one whose name i at least recognize
Boston Bruins: Jake DeBrusk 
corwin and i went back and forth on this one a little. it was between debrusk and trent frederic, but corwin as the bruins fan said frederic was too good to give up
Buffalo Sabres: Anders Bjork 
this slot was occupied by taylor hall until he got traded, so why not the guy hall got traded for?
Calgary Flames: Matthew Tkachuk 
i’m gonna throw them under the bus- this one was all corwin. it seems pretty unusual to me that the flames would leave tkachuk exposed, but hey, weird things happen, i guess
Carolina Hurricanes: Brock McGinn 
this slot was originally occupied by haydn fleury until he got traded. finding a replacement was a bit tricky since i don’t know a whole lot about the canes depth type players, but corwin and i settled on mcginn
Chicago Blackhawks: Dylan Strome 
one of my original kraken bait picks! (thanks @jakejuentzel) corwin argued with me on this one (they thought it should be adam gaudette), but again, no stats just vibes
Colorado Avalanche: Ryan Graves 
i like gravy a lot, but with the avs defensive depth, he’ll definitely be exposed. however, he’s a good enough player that seattle taking him is a good possibility. from one of my favorite teams to another!
Columbus Blue Jackets: Boone Jenner 
similar deal to the canes. i originally had one of the goalies here, but apparently elvis isn’t eligible for the expansion draft, and i also don’t really know the jackets roster. corwin tossed out jenner and i said sure
Dallas Stars: Jamie Oleksiak 
don’t have much commentary here. the vibes are right
Detroit Red Wings: Christian Djoos 
isn’t christian juice just wine? (i’m sorry i’m sorry)
Edmonton Oilers: Tyson Barrie 
another original kraken bait! it just seems right
Florida Panthers: Mackenzie Weegar
i do not know the panthers at all and neither does corwin, but i recognized this name and decided to go for it. i will take advice from a panthers consultant for the next edition of this list if you are upset
Los Angeles Kings: Trevor Moore 
i don’t know who this is but it seems right enough
Minnesota Wild: Matt Dumba 
i kind of protested this one a little because i like dumba as a player, but i could see him getting exposed and taken by seattle
Montreal Canadiens: Jesperi Kotkaniemi 
it took me three tries to spell that right. oops.
Nashville Predators: Juuse Saros 
corwin and i disagreed on this one again. i thought saros would be the goalie the preds protect since he’s significantly younger than rinne, but corwin argued the preds like rinne too much to leave him exposed (not that i could see seattle taking rinne), so i gave them this one
New Jersey Devils: Nathan Bastian 
OUCH OUCH IT HURTS the idea of nate being separated from mikey in the expansion draft is painful. but i was having a tough time thinking of the devils expansion draft situation so corwin tossed out a name. to quote them, “ron francis doesn’t care about your feelings!”
New York Islanders: Sebastian Aho 
the inferior sebastian aho gets shipped to seattle. it makes sense.
New York Rangers: Kevin Rooney 
it just seems right for this former devil to rejoin the cryptid gang with the kraken.
Ottawa Senators: Victor Mete 
i don’t know a whole lot about him aside from the fact that the habs let him go on waivers, but he seems like the kraken bait type
Philadelphia Flyers: Nolan Patrick 
again with the controversy! and again i’m blaming corwin. this seems kind of far-fetched to me, but they were adamant, so...
Pittsburgh Penguins: Brandon Tanev 
maybe he’ll find some more ghosts in seattle
San Jose Sharks: Mario Ferraro 
sharks fan friends i’m sorry! it feels right though. (and just imagine how good @18minutemajor‘s kraken drawings would look...)
St. Louis Blues: Jacob de la Rose 
i could not tell you who this is. i am also accepting blues consultation
Tampa Bay Lighting: Blake Coleman 
pickles to seattle has become my favorite kraken bait theory of late and i am not getting off this boat anytime soon
Toronto Maple Leafs: Travis Dermott 
i don’t know much about the leafs so i’m trusting corwin’s judgement here
Vancouver Canucks: Jake Virtanen 
this slot was originally occupied by adam gaudette before he got traded, but i feel like virtanen has equally the right vibes
Washington Capitals: Vitek Vanecek
the only thing i really know about the caps roster is that they’re old as dirt, so this seems about right
Winnipeg Jets: Laurent Brossoit
i’m still a little iffy on this one but corwin and i couldn’t think of anyone better. i think we can do better on the goalie situation for the next go-around though...
and that is that for kraken bait: no stats just vibes edition! 
i will probably do another list soon, maybe around the end of the regular season, so if you have strong kraken bait opinions or just know a team that i don’t, drop me an ask or a DM and i’ll cite you as a kraken bait consultant on the next list!
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leiahal · 4 years ago
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Sweet Mafia
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The Bar:
The Bowie knife glistened with crimson as the man before her crumpled to the ground in a heap of sobs and blood. She gripped the dagger tight in her hand and narrowed her amber eyes that shadowed the devil himself.
“Anyone else want to challenge my authority? I’ll surely carve you into nothing as he before me.” Eerie silence met her. “Good, now get this fucker out of my presence.” She snapped handing her right hand man the knife and walked away with a sway to her hips.
He quickly wiped the blood off of the blade and followed her.
“Why must these males question me?” She sighs in aggravation.
“That I have no idea Cass.” He replies.
“Tyson how could I ever thank you for being by my side through all of this?” Tye was her best friend since she could remember. She took over the mafia after her father had passed and Tyson followed in the footsteps as his mother before him. No matter what happened the Nyx and Wilder family were always in charge. Man or woman, it did not matter.
“You know I would never leave your side Cassiopeia.” Yes her name was a mouthful be he only said it when he was absolutely truthful. Plus he’d never lied to her.
The two were a team to be feared as were each generation before them.
She turned to him and smiled a genuine smile, “What would I do without you Tye?”
“Probably get yourself arrested.” He chuckled.
“Oh don’t be coy, you know the government comes to us for their.. special tasks, they wouldn’t dare arrest me.” There was a wicked glint in her eye as she reminisced the last job given by the government, that was a bloodbath.
Well.. for the opposing side since their weapons were new and improved by the best weapon makers themselves.
“Ms. Nyx we have word from K.C. that a shipment is coming to the docks at 12 noontime, most likely the smuggling of drugs from the cartel.” Lucy, the youngest but most fiercest to be accepted into the family said. Yes the mafia is a family not by blood of course but they’ve all bled for each other as if they were. Bonded by violence and retribution. Cass had a soft spot for the girl and adored her as if she had birth her, herself. Occasionally her stone eyes would soften when she saw the girl only 15 years of age.
“Thank you Ce have your brothers tend to the matter and you can go back to your classes.” The woman nodded and gave the girl a small smile.
“Yes ma’am.” Lucy exited the room with a brilliant smile upon her face going to alert her brothers.
“That little girl..” Cass shook her head, “How unfortunate but fortunate for us, her family abandoned her. I am glad Marcel found her and brought her to us.”
“She is truly something else.” Tyson agrees.
“Alright Tye I’m gonna go to the bar, you coming with?” Cass questions.
“No, I’m pretty sure you can handle yourself, I’ve got to pick up my mother’s medication.” Tyson’s mother was sick, been sick ever since Cass’s father passed. They were sure it was just a coincidence though. Surely no one would try to blatantly poison them lest they wish for death.
“Give Monti my love.” She took Tyson into a short but meaningful hug and exited the building and pulling off in her car.
Black silk spaghetti strap shirt, high waisted skirt with fishnet stockings and platform high heels. Pocket knife in her garters and a choker around her neck. One kick ass shaved design on the side of her head as the rest of her hair flows freely in her natural curls. With a slit in her eyebrow and thick lips, a slender neck to a decent sized D cup breast and inked arms she was a force to be reckoned with. She wasn’t skinny that was for sure, she was muscular, built. Thighs that could kill if given the chance.
Cassiopeia was a gorgeous independent woman. She never looked for solace in anyone, she provided her own safe haven.
She strut into the bar looking sexier than she ever could knowing not one would dare try to touch her. She owned the damn town.
The bar tender gave her what she always got, silver on the rocks. A tequila drink, Tyson always chided her on her choice of drink when she could be sipping the most fine wines.
She disliked wine however.
Looks like she got here just in time as two started to argue just about a foot away from her. She scoffed at how easily men fought when given liquor and a piece of eye candy they’d never get any off.
“Back off, you little shit she’s mine. Why don’t you be with your own slut too busy opening her legs for others.” The taller guy said practically all in the buffer guy’s face. The brute in the chair grunts in response still feeling on the woman’s thigh. The woman looked almost uncomfortable between the two men fighting over her before things took a sickening turn.
The taller fellow pushed the man in the chair. The brute got up and pushed him back harder. The two started full on fighting and no one cared to stop them... that was until he came in.
Pitch black hair, tall, strong jawline but soft dimples a not too muscular but still muscular built body, toned calves, apparently stark white perfect teeth and clear blue beautiful eyes any would die to have. His voice like velvet to Cass’s ears, the simple sound started a fire that grew within her, slow but burning bright.
“Hey! Hey! Stop it!” He tried to separate the men fighting causing him to get punched and knocked back.
Cass sprang into action without thinking and grabbed her knife out her garter. With one quick throw of the knife and a hold on one’s bicep it temporarily paralyzed the two fighting. She finally push the two apart and told them to leave. There was no back talk they got their things and left. The girl looked relieved and the guy on the floor holding his jaw looked up to her in amazement. Cass grabbed her knife and wiped off the little blood that was on it and put it back in her garter. The extended her hand to the guy on the floor and pulled him to his feet.
“H-hi.” He stuttered to say.
“Hello.” She smiled— yes actually smiled to someone and it wasn’t an evil smile. Or one only Tye and Lucy got to see.
“My name’s Jayce but uh you can call me Jay.” He rubbed the back of his neck as a blush crept up his neck.
“Cassiopeia but you can call me Cass.” She wanted to giggle but she had a facade to uphold. “Come on, let’s get you home.”
“C-could I buy you a drink first?” Jay’s cheeks stained red and that wasn’t just the blow to his jaw.
“Sure Jay. Why not.” She smiled.
He wasn’t anything special to the average person around here but from then on he was more than special to Cass.
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dubersbutt · 5 years ago
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care to elaborate on goth josty pls?
Lol I should be studying
“This is doing it for you?” Tyson questions as you lead him through the hallways.
“Shut up, you know you look good,” you grumble as you find the spare room you were looking for. At least you hoped it was a spare room.
“Speak for yourself,” he says as he lets you push him on the bed.
You didn’t know whether or not you were going to be able to make it to the Halloween get together so your costume was last minute. Devil horns on a red lace body suit - basic, you know, but good in a pinch. 
You straddle his waist, pulling him in by his leather jacket and kissing him hard. He moans a little into your mouth when you grind down against the growing tent in his pants. He pulls away from you so he can focus on getting the buttons on his jeans undone but you slip one finger under his choker, pulling him back to you.
“This looks really good on you,” you say as you use it to guide his head as you please, “Maybe we should look into getting you a real collar.”
You feel his throat bob against your finger when he swallows, “Does that sound like something you’d like, Tys.” 
“I...yeah,” he says, “yeah, I want that.”
“I knew you’d like that idea.” 
You let him fumble with your jeans until he peels them off. He reaches behind you to try to undo the straps of your bodysuit and whines when he can’t find them. You reach below you an undo the snaps of the suit, rubbing a finger against your clit when it snaps free.
When Tyson manages to free himself from his boxers you hold the base of his dick as you tease him by running your folds over his head. He groans, falling forward into your shoulder.
“Please don’t tease me,” he begs, “I just want you so bad.”
“Want me to do what?” You hum as you continue your ministrations. 
Tyson sighs into your shoulder, “-fuck me. I want you to fuck me, please.”
You can’t hold off your smirk, “Of course, baby, who could say no to you?”
You sink down on his dick, and Tyson moans, hands falling to your hips, fingers flexing as you slide down his cock. He grunts when you bottom out. You let your hands fall to his shoulders, using them to brace yourself as you start to slide up and down. 
“Fuck, Tyson, you feel so good in me,” you say, grabbing the hair at the back of his neck and pulling to expose his throat. You can feel his moans when you lean in to kiss his pulse point. It begins to quicken under your lips when you start fucking yourself faster. 
Tysons hands dig into your hips as he starts to thrust up to meet you. Little moans are falling from both your mouths. You briefly worried about the people outside hearing you but those thoughts are promptly whisked away when you Tyson manages to hit you just right. 
“Baby,” he grunts, “I’m not gonna be able to last much longer.” 
“That’s okay, Tys,” you say as you lean down to kiss him again, “you’ve been good for me. Cum for me.”
He moans your name as he fucks up into you. You pepper his neck and face with kisses as he rides out his high, feeling his chest pant against yours. When he’s finally able to think again he pulls away from you with a jolt.
“What’s wrong?” You ask, playing with the curls that have come loose from his space buns.
“You didn’t get to cum.”
“I know,” you reply as you lean down to kiss him again, “How are you going to make that up to me?”
All of a sudden you feel the world spin around you as Tyson flips you over. He drags you to the edge of the beds and hooks your legs over his broad shoulders.
“Wait, Tyson,” you stopped him before he could do anything, “You just came in me, are you sure?”
“I bet we taste amazing together.”
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miracleonice87 · 4 years ago
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m’s favorite players
Ahead of the season kicking off, here’s a little something absolutely no one asked for but that I put together over the holidays anyway: a list of my favorite player from each NHL team. Honestly, these selections were made based upon no criteria whatsoever — just vibes, and looks were also slightly taken into consideration.
Here we go...
Anaheim Ducks: Adam Henrique
Arizona Coyotes: Phil Kessel, babyyy
Boston Bruins: Charlie McAvoy
Buffalo Sabres: Jeff Skinner (with Eric Staal as a close second)
Calgary Flames: Matthew Tkachuk, obviously 
Carolina Hurricanes: Jordan Staal, one of my very first and lasting hockey loves
Chicago Blackhawks: Jonathan Toews (❤️)
Colorado Avalanche: Nathan Mackinnon (yessirski)
Columbus Blue Jackets: Cam Atkinson
Dallas Stars: Tyler Seguin (with the captain as a v v v close second)
Detroit Red Wings: Dylan Larkin
Edmonton Oilers: Tyson Barrie (sorry Leon)
Florida Panthers: Patric Hörnqvist *cries in Swedish*
Los Angeles Kings: Jeff Carter
Minnesota Wild: Zach Parise
Montreal Canadiens: ...do I have to pick??? I’m still mad. I originally picked Corey Perry as a cop out and then they put him on waivers and that’s not on me. So I pick no one. Sry
Nashville Predators: Roman Josi *chef’s kiss*
New Jersey Devils: Jack Hughes
New York Islanders: I know this will come as a shock, but Mathew Barzal
New York Rangers: Chris Kreider, no question
Ottawa Senators: Brady Tkachuk
Philadelphia Flyers: Kevin Hayes
Pittsburgh Penguins: Sidney Crosby, duh
San Jose Sharks: Patrick Marleau (mostly because I also like his children, Auston Matthews-Marleau and Mitchell Marner-Marleau)
St. Louis Blues: Vince Dunn, that beautiful son of a bitch
Tampa Bay Lightning: Alex Killorn. I don’t wanna talk about it
Toronto Maple Leafs: Auston Matthews
Vancouver Canucks: Brock mfing Boeser, bitch
Vegas Golden Knights: Marc-Andre Fleury, forever 🌸
Washington Capitals: you mean Pittsburgh Penguins-East? 😏 my sweet baby angel Conor Sheary, mostly bc I refuse to pick anyone else
Winnipeg Jets: last and also least, bc this is by far the team I know the least about and hear the least about. Let’s go w Laurent Brossoit bc I do know he is hottt
Let the games begin (literally)!
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dougiewonderland · 5 years ago
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UPDATED! Who I Write For
Here is a list of every K-pop group and NHL player/team I write for!  I didn’t include any soloists because I can’t think of any besides soloists from groups (for example Zhoumi from Super Junior) that I know enough about to write for, but don’t be afraid to ask!  I’m also willing to do custom groupings, as long as there aren’t too many different people in one request!
If the NHL team doesn't have anyone listed under it, that means I write for everyone (or at least a mass majority of the team). If someone isn't listed, feel free to ask anyway! I could've missed them when going through rosters, or I could potentially make something for them after a little research.
I only write for boy groups mostly, but if there’s a girl group you want added, let me know and I’ll see how comfortable I feel writing for them!
K-Pop:
2PM
AB6IX
ACE
ASTRO
ATEEZ
BAP
Big Bang
Block B
BTOB
BTS
Day6
EXO (OT12 but no Chen)
GOT7
Highlight
Infinite
JBJ
KNK
Monsta X
NCT (everyone including WayV, but no smut for everyone 00 line and younger)
NU'EST
Oneus
Pentagon
Red Velvet
Seventeen
SF9
SHINee
Stray Kids
SuperM
Super Junior (OT15, but no Sungmin)
TXT (no smut)
VAV
VIXX
Wanna One
Winner
NHL:
Buffalo Sabres:
Jeff Skinner
Calgary Flames:
Johnny Gaudreau
Elias Lindholm
Matthew Tkachuk
Noah Hanifin
Carolina Hurricanes:
Everyone
Chicago Blackhawks:
Everyone
Colorado Avalanche:
Andre Burakovsky
Tyson Jost
Nathan MacKinnon
Mikko Rantanen
Erik Johnson
Cale Makar
Columbus Blue Jackets:
Pierre-Luc Dubois
Seth Jones
Dallas Stars:
Jamie Benn
Roope Hintz
Tyler Seguin
Miro Heiskanen
John Klingberg
Edmonton Oilers:
Leon Draisaitl
Connor McDavid
James Neal
Oskar Klefbom
Nashville Predators:
Ryan Johansen
Roman Josi
New Jersey Devils:
Nico Hischier
New York Islanders:
Mat Barzal
Anthony Beauvillier
Anders Lee
New York Rangers:
Chris Kreider
Philadelphia Flyers:
Everyone
Pittsburgh Penguins:
Anthony Angello
Sidney Crosby
St. Louis Blues:
Vince Dunn
Justin Faulk
Colton Parayko
Toronto Maple Leafs:
Everyone
Vancouer Canucks:
Brock Boeser
Elias Petterson
Jake Virtanen
Quinn Hughes
Chris Tanev
Jacob Markstrom
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percyscourt · 5 years ago
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To All The Girls I've Loved Before / Percy Jackson AU
based more on the film version than the novel
Percy Jackson is a 16 year-old hopeless romantic with stormy eyes, a mischevious smile, and jet black hair that spills all over his eyes. He falls and hard, usually liking people for a long time. Instead of telling his crushes, though, he instead writes each a letter- letters he never even thinks once about sending. Each letter is addressed to each of his five (5) main crushes, equipped with why, when, and how he fell for each of them
letter #1: annabeth chase. annabeth chase was percy's first kiss back at a party in seventh grade. it was only for a second, due to a game of spin the bottle, but it was as if the world lit up to percy. in the letter, he reveals that even though annabeth was dating his then-bestfriend, Luke Castellan, percy continued to secretly like her for the rest of seventh grade and most of eighth. the one thing percy loved the most about annabeth was also the one he hated the most; everybody liked her, and it was impossible for him not to fall for her. in his eyes and the eyes of most, she was perfect.
letter #2: rachel elizabeth dare. rachel elizabeth dare was the first person percy liked after getting over his crush on annabeth. it all started on a rainy day when they had to put up the PE's gym bats. rachel was the only one who ever called percy PJ, and he secretly loved it. he also wished he had a nickname for her. their time together was short-lived though, because rachel moved away at the start of the summer after eighth grade. after she left, percy wrote the letter admitting that he wished something had happened between them, even saying he wish she never left.
letter #3: thalia grace. thalia grace was percy's date to homecoming in ninth grade. in his letter, he admitted that he fell for thalia due to her grace- no pun intended- and witty comments all while they danced. percy admitted the crush lasted a little while, and grew even bigger from their english class presentations because thalia just seemed so confident. he ended the letter with a question, what kind of boys did thalia like? was he one of them?
letter #4: calypso from camp. calypso and percy went to the same camp the summer after eighth grade. this romance was very short-lived and percy never even learned her last name. he started liking her after she showed him how to make a shell necklace during arts-and-crafts, but when camp ended, he wrote the letter then sort of forgot about her.
letter #5: silena beauregard. percy actually wrote on two different occasions for silena. after silena moved in the neighborhood when percy was going into sixth and she was going into seventh, her, percy, and percy's older brother, Charles "charlie", all became friends very quickly. the first part of the letter was written when charlie and silena started dating when percy was in ninth grade. percy admitted in the letter that he wished that him and silena got more alone time, despite her relationship with his brother. due to respect for his brother, though he never finished the letter. that is, until charlie broke up with silena right before leaving for college. percy finished the letter on another page, stating how the breakup made him realize that he still had unresolved feelings for silena left over. though again, he said nothing could ever happen between them because of charlie.
it was september of percy's high school junior year when the letters get out. charlie's away at college, leaving percy and tyson alone to fight amongst themselves. after a particularly bad fight, tyson sent out all the letters while percy was asleep.
the next monday, percy was running laps outside at pe when was approached by a very confused annabeth clutching her letter. percy, being as graceful as he is, fainted. when he woke up, not only was annabeth staring down at him, still confused, but silena was also walking towards him, her own letter in hand. so, he did the only thing he could think of- he reached for annabeth and kissed her. annabeth seemed surprised but still kissed him back, and the kiss lasted for what seemed like minutes to percy. when they finally broke apart silena is nowhere in sight. almost as quickly as percy kissed annabeth, he runs.
he runs all the way into school where he runs into thalia grace. "percy! thank gosh!" it takes all of percy's willpower to stop himself from fainting when he sees that thalia also is holding her letter. "uh, you know i'm aromantic, right? i mean, you're sweet, and i totally had fun at homecoming, but i don't-" percy's face turns a bright shade of red. "yeah, yeah, of course. it was a long time ago anyway. uh, can we talk later?" as soon as thalia nods, percy heads to his locker and leaves school, running like the devil was chasing him (percy put off taking his driving test due to the fact that his extreme ADHD made it really hard to concentrate on the road, so he mostly ran everywhere)
when he got home, he ran to his closet to see that all the letters had been sent. one good thing- his letter to calypso had been mailed back, as he didn't know her address. bad thing? everybody else's had sent, and he didn't know how to do damage control.
a little after his mother and brother got home, percy still was trying to figure out how the letters had gotten out. he was tearing apart his room for the fifth time when his mom called up to him; "Percy! Silena's here! Looks like she really wants to talk to you!" percy, of course, instead, hopped down the stairs of the fire escape and headed to his favorite diner, the Big House Diner
when he got there, he immediately asked for his regular order and waited. since he was too busy looking out the window, he didn't realize that somebody had sat down next to him. "Hey, Jackson." percy looked over to see annabeth not even three feet away from his spot at the bar. the waitress came over, asked for annabeth's order, and then left. in attempt to make things less awkward, percy asked annabeth what she was doing there. she was quiet for a while before admitting she had asked Tyson where she could find Percy. "Look, I just wanna be super clear." percy realized annabeth was trying to turn him down and quickly spoke up, "Annabeth, I'm not trying to date you."
after annabeth still kept going, percy explained the letters and then admitted he had only kissed annabeth because he saw silena coming. when annabeth just looked at him confused, percy told her how his brother was no longer dating silena but it would be super awkward if silena believed percy still liked her. "Wait, so. I'm not the only girl that got a letter? Damn, Jackson, you're a player"
Annabeth kept asking who percy sent the letters to, and he ended up telling her about all of them. Just as percy was about to leave, annabeth stopped him. "Did you...walk here?" moments later, percy was getting a ride home in annabeth's jeep. annabeth drove him home but neither of them said anything for awhile. finally, annabeth asked percy what he was going to do about silena, to which percy admitted he had no clue, but that he maybe still liked silena.
before percy got into his house, annabeth had gotten out of the car to stop him. "What if you didn't tell her? What if we let people think we were actually together?" annabeth explained how when luke heard about the kiss, he went ballistic, and how he'd want to get back together soon enough if he thought percy and annabeth were a thing. annabeth left him to think about her proposition, and percy was up almost all night thinking about it
the next day during free period, percy and annabeth met up on the outside benches. "first, if we're doing this, we need rules." "seriously, Jackson?" "Lists help me focus my thoughts."
Percy and Annabeth's rules: 'Annabeth will play with Percy's hair' 'Percy has to read at least one of Annabeth's favorite books' Annabeth has to watch Finding Nemo with Percy, because it's a classic' 'Annabeth will write Percy notes everday' Both people can never tell anybody the relationship is fake' 'Percy has to come to Annabeth's lacrosse games. And the parties.' Annabeth has to drive Percy and Tyson to school' 'Annabeth and Percy have to have better nicknames for each other than just their last names'
"You like the beach, right?" "Yeah, why?" "Then I'll call you Seaweed Brain." "I wish you wouldn't....Wise Girl"
And lastly, 'Percy must go on the school ski trip with me' Percy agreed, secretly thinking to himself that since it was three months away, they probably wouldn't still be doing this. but instead of saying that, he said, "Okay. Deal." both signed, then shook on it for extra measure
the next day, october 1st, their contract was put into motion. percy woke up, got ready for school, and sure enough, when he and tyson walked out of their house, there annabeth was, waiting to drive them in her jeep
as soon as they got into the car, annabeth turned to talk to tyson. "hey, little Percy, what's that?" "it's our mom's famous blue breakfast smoothie. and my name- thanks for asking- is Tyson. Ty to my friends. So, you can call me Tyson." Annabeth smiled, turned to Percy and said, "He's got spunk. I like him." tyson pretended not to hear but percy could tell he was pleased based on his small smile. he wasted no time, though, and immediately asked why the heck annabeth was driving them. "Well, I'm your brother's girlfriend." this response from annabeth came so suddenly that percy almost spit out all of his smoothie. "Can I try some of that, Tyson?" 'Sure' "Oh wow, that is really good. If I drive you guys to school again, will you get me another one of those?" "If you keep driving us to school, you can call me Ty."
as soon as percy and annabeth walked into school, percy knew that people knew. for one thing, when annabeth and percy walked to class together, people started saying his name, started noticing him. "Hey, Percy!" was like a chorus all around him- even from the principal, Mr. D- who had only ever called Percy "Peter" before
when percy and annabeth walked into lunch, annabeth threw her head back in a laugh, brought it down in between percy's shoulder and head, then reached up and played with his hair. she reached into her back pocket and pulled out a note. "This is for you." Annabeth reached up to kiss Percy's cheek and whispered in his ear a quiet "Good job" before breaking away from him, giving Percy a good view of Luke Castellan. And by good, Percy meant horrible. Luke managed to look equal parts bored and murderous at the same time, and Percy quickly made his way to the cafeteria for some water
right before he got into the doorway, percy was suddenly pulled back. "This Chase thing is fucking insane, Perc!" it was Grover Underwood, Percy's best friend since the beginning of middle school. grover never really talked to anybody at school, but instead preferred hanging out with college kids. he was probably the last person that percy thought would be excited over this. the rest of the day percy got equal reactions from everybody else, not to mention a lot of comments and compliments from random girls
when he got home, percy realized he hadn't called charlie or answered his calls in almost a week. it took him maybe two hours after getting home to work up the courage to call him. "Finally. I feel like we haven't talked in forever, so... lay everything on me." percy debated on how to start, before finally settling on first talking about literally anything and anybody else besides him, silena, or annabeth. "Mom and I are making her famous blue cookies for Ty's bake sale." "Bro, cookies? Nah, nah, you've got to do brownies. They're easier." percy was about to argue when charlie started on a different topic.
"So have you heard from Silena recently?"
of course, in regular percy fashion, he started rambling. "Silena? who? oh, like our neighbor? her? uh, well, no, we don't....I mean I- I'm going to go make the cookies. See ya!" quicker than charlie could reply bye, percy hung up.
he was in the middle of getting out ingredients when his doorbell rang. it was annabeth. "Did you not read my note? We're going to Clarisse's party tonight." percy opened his mouth just as his mom walked through the door. "Annabeth Chase? Oh, my, you grew up so beautifully! You're so tall now!" Sally Jackson pulled Annabeth into a quick, yet strong hug in welcoming. all it took was annabeth to mention the party for sally to not only tell percy he was going, but that she would bake the cookies for him, and that he couldn't be home before ten but also not after one. "Of course, no drugs! Other than that, please have fun."
before he knew it, percy found him and annabeth standing outside of Clarisse La Rue's house. just as Percy reached to pull his sweatshirt hood over his head, annabeth slapped his hand away. "what're you doing? your hair looks so much better when you don't have that hood over it. give it to me." after taking his sweatshirt, annabeth put it on herself. she took his phone, took a picture of herself, then set it as his lockscreen. for the finishing effect, she looped his arm around her shoulders and let him lead the way inside.
walking into the party was just as school had been; annabeth introduced percy to her friends, people said hi to him, etc. it took only about five minutes for luke to spot him, and when he did, he invited percy to sit. percy sat down on the couch where luke and the Stoll brothers were sitting together. "So, what's going on with you and Annie?" percy didn't even open his mouth before Connor and Travis were bombarding him with questions of how, when, everything. "Shut up, guys. It's not like they're ever gonna do anything. Annabeth has only been with me and...I bet Percy's never even kissed a girl before."
apparently he didn't care about percy's reaction, because luke suddenly left, and his spot was replaced by annabeth, holding a cup for both herself and percy. "Let's take a picture together- for my phone." percy stared at her dumbly for maybe ten seconds trying to figure out what to do. he finally settled on one of the most cliché poses he saw on insta- he kissed her cheek.
annabeth left to go talk to her team and suddenly percy was alone. just as fast as he was alone, he wasn't. suddenly thalia grace was there. "I guess your letter worked, huh? Don't worry, your secret's safe with me"
while percy and thalia talked, annabeth went to the bathroom. in perfect character, luke followed her in, and immediately started talking. "So Jackson, eh? That's cute. Oh! Is this his sweatshirt? Do you mind? It's chilly." Luke took the sweatshirt from where Annabeth had set it on the counter, but instead of wearing it, he tied it around his neck like a polo scarf. of course, annabeth asked for it back. "No, I think I'll keep it for awhile, okay Annie?"
annabeth found percy, and after saying goodbye to thalia, they headed over to the Big House Diner. as soon as they got there, annabeth praised and praised percy for his "excellence performance in making luke jealous." percy shrugged, but he could feel heat rising on his face. to add on to that heat, annabeth started talking about when they were kids. "you've always had better style than Luke, and i think it made him jealous. better hair, too." of course, all through dinner, annabeth's phone was blowing up- with texts from luke. "So you guys still talk, then?" percy knew how he sounded- jealous- but annabeth didn't comment on his tone. "Sometimes. Hey, don't judge!" "Don't call him tonight."
they spent the rest of the night talking about the love letters, why percy hadn't had a girlfriend yet, why annabeth was still hung up on luke, etc. after dinner, annabeth drove percy home, reminding him to be ready the next morning for school. percy got ready for bed after responding to Annabeth's new instagram post of them, but stayed awake for a long time. when he finally did fall asleep, he went to bed with a smile on his face
by november, they had the fake dating thing down pact. percy would eat with annabeth's lacrosse team at lunch and bring them some of his mom's baked goods, percy and annabeth would call each other nicknames, etc. percy had to admit it was a nice change of pace, but he still caught himself feeling a little bit lost sometimes. especially when he started noticing silena staring across the cafeteria at him everyday
it was maybe the fifth week of percy and annabeth's relationship when silena showed up at percy's door wanting to talk. "I can't believe you're dating Annabeth." percy let silena rant about this "unlikely relationship" before cutting her off to ask if there was anything else. "Did you mean everything...in the letter?" "I don't know, okay? It was a long time ago." "So what am I supposed to do? I'm not going to tell Charlie or anything; he doesn't even talk to me anymore. Gosh, are we not even friends anymore Percy?" "I'm sorry, Silena. We can't talk right now."
percy forced himself to stop thinking about silena, and instead put all his effort into his relationship with annabeth. the only problem? percy was worried about the endgame. his mom and tyson were both so attached to annabeth at that point that percy couldn't imagine how they'd react when their thing stopped. it wasn't just his family he was worried about, either. he had had multiple family dinners at the Chase house, and he found that he actually enjoyed them
not only were their families getting closer, percy realized that so were he and annabeth. sometimes when they talked, their relationship seemed so scarily real that he couldn't breathe. they would talk about how percy's dad had passed away, how annabeth had run away from home and had an absent mother, everything.
percy, instead of talking to annabeth, turned to silena instead. he talked about how he felt himself falling for annabeth, for real, and silena listened to everything he had to say without any input. of course, annabeth hated the fact they still talked, maybe just as much as percy hated seeing luke and annabeth talk
Percy became so worried that he was falling for annabeth that all he wanted to do was call the whole thing off. "You know, maybe we should just call it." "Not before the ski trip, Seaweed Brain!" "Fine. I'll go. But only if Grover comes with."
Percy asked Grover, assuming he would say no, then almost killed him when he answered yes. percy spent the weeks leading up to the trip split between packing and worrying. on the way there, he sat with grover and slept the entire time. when they got there, he not so subtlety ignored and evaded annabeth's attempts to hang out together. him and grover ended up rooming together, and when grover went out, percy invited thalia over to their room to talk. he told her all about annabeth, the letters, the fake relationship, the maybe real feelings, everything. of course, thalia told him to do something, anything. "She obviously likes you, you know."
before he could talk himself out of it, percy had put on a jersey over his boxes. he headed down to the hot tub where thalia said annabeth would probably be waiting. sure enough, when percy got there, annabeth was all alone. "Now you want to hang out? I wanted to sit next to you on the bus Percy, and you ignored me, you know." it took percy a solid two minutes to realize what annabeth was trying to get at. before he could second guess it, he was in the hot tub, and then he was only an inch away from annabeth's face. and then they were kissing. and then percy slipped, dragging annabeth under with him. but they were still kissing, and all percy could think was that this had to be the best underwater kiss of all time
after the hot tub, percy walked annabeth back to her room and they kissed goodnight. for the rest of the ski trip, they were like this- affectionate, happy, and real. the morning they were leaving, percy, as always, was late- the very last on the bus. when he finally got on the bus, it erupted in cheers. "Jackson, you dog!" people reached over to slap his back and shoulders as he made his way to sit by annabeth. he thought about asking annabeth about it, but no sooner than he sat down had she started using his shoulder as a pillow, so he decided to forget about it.
when they got back to school, luke stopped percy before he could leave. "It's so cool that you came on the ski trip, you know? Almost as cool as how understanding you are about Annie and I's friendship. Like, a lot of boys would be a little mad that their girlfriend slept in another guy's room, but you're just really mature I guess. Oh! And it's sweet how you're okay with Annie still giving me gifts, like this sweatshirt here. Anyway, have a great break, Jackson."
when Annabeth came over to drive percy home, he told her he'd rather walk instead. he headed home in the fifty degree weather, and had only been walking a minute before he broke into a full sprint. when percy got home, he was so distracted that he didn't see tyson in the living room. as always, tyson tackled him before he could even say hi. then, just as he broke away, suddenly charlie was there, hugging both of them. it was so good to have both his brothers there with him that percy almost forgot about annabeth. almost.
it was an hour before dinner when annabeth showed up, voice loud and eyes watering. "Nothing happened between me and Luke that night, okay? We have history, he was sad, I helped him, but nothing happened Percy."
percy could barely listen and had barely gotten a word in when a third voice stepped in. "Maybe you should leave, Annabeth." Silena stood next to Percy, back straight and protective. "This is why you want to break up? Not because of Luke and I, but her? Are you seriously in love with this...Kardashian wannabe?!" suddenly, there was a fourth voice. "You're in love with Silena?" "Charlie, c'mon man, wait! Both of you need to leave. Now" "You were never second best, Percy. I promise."
just as percy went to go talk to charlie, his phone rang. somebody had sent him a video- of him and annabeth in the hot tub. 'It's always the geeky guys that try to act hard, isn't it?' percy threw his phone and stayed in his room for almost two days straight. when he finally left, he went down the hall to charlie's room.
"I'm so stupid" percy and charlie talked about everything, the letters, the video, silena, annabeth; and by the third hour of talking, percy and charlie were no longer fighting, just catching up
"Let's not have anymore secrets between the Jackson brothers now, okay?" Tyson said as soon as he saw they had made up. "That includes me. I sent the letters, okay? I'm sorry." Percy smiled for only a minute before moving to attack Tyson with Charlie's punching glove. "If I can forgive you for writing Silena a letter, don't you think you can forgive Ty for sending them?" he hated it, but Percy couldn't argue with that logic, and he forgave tyson fast.
fast forward to new year's, and percy still hadn't talked to annabeth. instead, he spent most days at the community indoor pool, all day. it got so bad that one time his mom picked him up an hour earlier than usual. "Come on, let's go for a drive, alright?" after percy got dressed in sweats, his mom took him to the Big House. "Your father and I used to dance here, you know, using the jukebox." percy stayed quiet; his mother never talked about his father anymore, not ever since he was confirmed dead at sea. his mom used this silence to her advantage and continued to talking, but switched to a different topic. "Seeing you with Annabeth was really...good. For all of us, I think. You guys seem to really like each other."
when percy got back to school, the video had been taken down. of course, there was a photo on his locker of them. 'Told her not to trust him. I bet he slipped her something. She would never get into a hottub with him out of her own free-will.' while percy stared at the message, grover ripped it down, and suddenly annabeth was there, screaming. "Hey! It was my choice to get in that hottub. If you want to shame, shame me, but leave Percy out of it, because he didn't do anything wrong to me, okay? He's probably the nicest guy here and you're all just asshats that can't see it"
after her speech, annabeth headed over to percy. "I'm sorry." "I've got to talk to somebody else, first, Annabeth." Percy looked all around school until he found who he was looking for. "Seriously, Luke? What the hell's your problem, man?" "You, Percy. You have been since you kissed my girlfriend in seventh grade. You broke the bro code first, remember?" percy couldn't believe that luke cared about that kiss, maybe more so than percy had when he wrote annabeth her letter. percy suddenly wasn't mad at luke, he was....sorry? for him. he couldn't explain it, but it didn't seem worth fighting over anymore. percy stepped back from luke and let him leave.
after school, percy invited silena over. "You were the first girl I ever truly liked, but I didn't realize until you started dating Charlie. But, over time...that feeling faded away. And, I guess, I'm trying to say...I miss you. But not in a romantic qay, just as a best friend." "Well, duh! I miss my best friend too, Perc. Obviously, I'm not a big fan of your little miss perfect, but I like how she stood up for you. It takes a lot for girls to stand up in that way, especially since that video could wreck a future scholarship for her. maybe you should tell her you miss her" "What if it isn't as real to her as it is to me?"
percy and silena sat in silence for a while before tyson came downstairs with a cookie jar. it was the one percy tried to throw away- the one full of annabeth's notes to him. percy spent the next twenty minutes reading all the letters before he made up his mind.
percy got in his mom's car, drove all the way to school, and rushed across the field. annabeth, fresh off practice, stood in the middle, watching percy come to her. "I drove here." "Really?" "Yep. Okay, bye now." "Wait, Percy, wait. what's in your hand?" percy turned to leave, but annabeth grabbed his wrist. "Read me the letter, Percy."
percy opened the letter and closed it almost immediately, looking into annabeth's eyes instead. "I need you to know that I like you, Annabeth Chase, and not in a fake way." percy held his breath and got ready to hear bad news. instead, annabeth said, "Well, I'm in love with you, Seaweed Brain. Now, are you going to break my heart, or are you going to kiss me?"
"I'm never letting go of you again, you know that, Wise Girl?" "I know."
they kissed, and percy couldn't help but be happy that the letters had gotten out. after all, he knew that him and annabeth probably wouldn't be together without them.
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dartheclipse0816 · 5 years ago
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Hey, everyone! As a few of you might now, I’ve said in some private messagings that since I’ve already drawn a bunch of trolls from the Trolls movies as boxers, I should also draw them an opponent. Because, you know, how could you have boxing without an opponent to take on?
But for everyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about, here you go. Meet Jeremy Bowen, AKA Bedrock.
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After seeing not just the Rocky and Creed movies, but just boxing matches in general, like with Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, Muhammad Ali, and Anthony Joshua, and the legendary Nintendo Entertainment System video game Punch-Out!!, I thought I’d make this opponent look like a tough and intimidating opponent. So here’s some things I thought of when putting him together:
1. Bedrock is usually the hard rock in the ground underneath the dirt that you can’t break through with a shovel. It’s so hard that something stronger is needed to break it. Bedrock here has that name for almost the same reason. He’s as hard as a rock, both figuratively and literally.
2. His punches are what you’d get if you were punched by Evander Holyfield, while his fist is made of solid rock. That’s what his punches feel like.
3. To do any real damage, you’d have to survive 3 rounds and through some blows here and there while in the ring.
4. He’s strong, unpredictable, fast, ferocious, fierce, aggressive, and hard (both figuratively and literally)
5. He’s in his prime at 25 years old.
6. I also tried to make his red color scheme and appearance give hint at the devil or Satan, since he’s also mostly red with red eyes.
For reference, here’s a few fights I put together to show how powerful he is:
Bedrock vs Creek: The fight starts, and Bedrock slowly makes his way towards Creek, but within the first 20 seconds, isn’t throwing any punches or blows. Creek is trying to stay calm and anticipate what Bedrock may throw, but he hasn’t thrown anything yet. At the 30 second mark, Creek tries a few punches to the face, but Bedrock blocks them effortlessly. Then, when Creek tries a combination of jabs and hooks, Bedrock suddenly explodes, landing a nose-breaking right cross punch in his face, knocking him into the ropes. Creek scrambles his focus to defend himself, but Bedrock charged and relentlessly bludgeoned him with more crosses and jabs, until finally, he delivers a hard and powerful uppercut. Creek, now dazed, tired, and beaten, falls to the canvas. And he stays down for the whole 10 second-count, unresponsive. Still alive, but unconscious. Bedrock has won the fight.
Bedrock vs Guy Diamond: The fight starts, and Guy Diamond rapidly moves around the ring, anticipating what Bedrock might throw. He also taunts Bedrock, trying to get him to throw a punch, but he doesn’t respond. Bedrock just glowers at him and holds up his fists, clearing showing that he’s planning something big. After one minute, Guy tries a couple of jabs, to no avail. Again, he taunts him and tries to make him aggressive enough to attack, but he still doesn’t respond. Guy the tries to hook him in the ribs, then throw a cross to the chest. The cross did land, but Bedrock hardly flinched. After two minutes have gone by, there was now only one minute left in the round. Guy keeps calm and continues to taunt him, then throws some jabs and crosses. Still, Bedrock hardly flinched. When Guy tried to uppercut him, suddenly Bedrock hits him with a powerful body blow, sending him into the ropes, and causing him to fall. Guy does manage to get up, though, when the referee was at five seconds in the 10-second count. The fight resumes and Guy, now realizing the power of his opponent, tries to insult him and punch back, but Bedrock only responds with blocking those punches and delivering a right and left hook. This knocks Guy out of focus, but then the bell rings, ending the first round. In the second round, it didn’t last much longer. Guy once again tries to get back at Bedrock, but unfortunately, his blows were virtually ineffective. Bedrock then finished him with a hard left hook, knocking him out and making him fall. And just like Creek, he is unresponsive for several minutes. Bedrock has won the fight.
Bedrock vs Archer: The fight starts, and Archer charges right at Bedrock. Archer throws a cluster of jabs and crosses, which do manage to hit Bedrock's abdomen, but to no effect. Seeing how quick Archer was, Bedrock attempts a right jab, but misses. Both Archer and Bedrock quickly move around the ring, anticipating what their next moves might be. Bedrock throws another right jab, but after seeing Archer block it so quickly, and the fact he’s moving really fast, almost as fast as he is, he decides he needs to wait a little bit. Try to wait until after he attempts a blow to attack. Then, 15 seconds later, Archer throws a cross, which Bedrock dodges and then lands a powerful left hook right in Archer's face. Archer then becomes dazed from the hook. He throws a right hook, which gets Bedrock in the face, but Bedrock exploded, delivering a hard right hook into his ribs, making a bone-crunching sound, then shoves him across the ring into the ropes, launches a cluster of jabs, crosses and hooks at rapid fire speed until finally, Bedrock lands a bone-crunching uppercut into Archer's jaw. Archer then falls down face first to the floor of the ring. His eyes flicker for seven seconds of the 10-second count, until he loses conscious and passes out. Bedrock has won the fight.
So there you go! What do you all think? Do you think any of the Trolls I drew, like Branch, Poppy or either of my OCs (David and Clyde) could stand a chance against Bedrock? Can you think of someone who could beat him? Do you think your OCs can beat him? Well, let me know in the comments! I hope you enjoy!
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dexterousred · 5 years ago
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WHAT’S YOUR SOCIAL LINK ? to  find  your  secondary  &  third  tarot  cards,  scroll  down to  your  result  page  to  your answers & find them via the result  totals.
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Primary: The Lovers
The Lovers represents two paths life could lead to, and thus a symbol of standing at a crossroad and needing to make a decision. It is also portrayed as a symbol of love and romantic relationships, although it can also be a symbol of finding agreement with an ordinary friend or even two conflicting elements within. You are popular and focus emphasis on social interaction.
Secondary: The Magician
The Magician is associated with action, initiative, self-confidence, manipulation and power ( more specifically, the power to harness one's talents ). You prefer being the right-hand men of someone you are close to or you look up to.
A tragedy in your life must have shaped you unto who you are right now and how you live your life. You prefer dynamic and theatrical situations rather than solemn and quiet paces of life. A downside in your character is that you may possibly be perverted most of the time and easily fall in love or have crushes on other people you admire.
Third: The Sun
The Sun symbolises happiness, joy, energy, optimism, and accomplishment. Occasionally, it is also associated with one's initial happiness. You almost always ( ironically ) find yourself in terrible situations, the situation betrays the underlying optimism present in nearly all of them. You have deep thoughts about the meaning of life and manage to find their answers.
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TAGGING: @bigfriendbear / @sophisticwhiteswan​ / @someotherdayneku / @pulseofthestars / @rebelgargoyle
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zed-air · 7 years ago
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CKUA - The Midway: 2018
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The Midway was a special program which typically aired from 9:00am-12:00pm (or sometimes 10:00am-2:00) on CKUA from 2016-2019 during statutory holidays.
Click “keep reading” below for my 2018 Midway playlists.
Explore my playlist history for other dates and programs.
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AIRTIME // TITLE // PERFORMING ARTIST // ALBUM
2018-02-19
^^ listener recommendation ++ selected from CKUA’s “house blend” playlist
09:00 // Monday Morning // Pulp // Different Class
09:06 // Cowboy Song // Thin Lizzy // Uncut Nov 2001
09:11 // Glory Hallelujah // The Give ‘Em Hell Boys // Barn Burner
09:19 // Navajo Rug // Ian Tyson // All the Good ‘Uns
09:21 // S Lazy H // Corb Lund // Things That Can’t Be Undone
09:29 // Winter // Celeigh Cardinal // Everything and Nothing At All
09:35 // Viva La Vida // Coldplay // Viva La Vida…
09:39 // Shop Around // Smoky Robinson & the Miracles // Motown Forever
09:43 // You Really Got a Hold on Me // The Beatles // With the Beatles
09:48 // Another Day // Paul McCartney // Wingspan
09:54 // I Was Born Under a Wandering Star // Lee Marvin // Paint Your Wagon
10:02 // Be There // Kimberley MacGregor // I Am My Own
10:06 // Mary Jane’s Last Dance // Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers // Greatest Hits
10:11 // Back in Black // AC/DC // Back in Black
10:18 // Rose of the Valley // Duane Eddy // Road Trip
10:21 // Like Water // Graftician // Wander/Weave ++
10:26 // No Wrong // Bahamas // No Wrong 45 ++
10:32 // Devil in Disguise // Elvis Presley // Hits
10:35 // Christine’s Tune // The Flying Burrito Bros // 20th C. Masters
10:38 // I’m No Elvis Presley // Lindi Ortega // Little Red Boots
10:42 // Pretty Thing // Michael Rault // Crash! Boom! Bang!
10:44 // Not Fade Away // The Rolling Stones // Grrr!
10:46 // Maggie’s Farm (live at Newport) // Bob Dylan // No Direction Home
10:52 // You Keep Me Hanging On // Vanilla Fudge // Classic Rock 1968
10:56 // Why Do You Love Me? // Jom Comyn // I Need Love
11:01 // Leaving the Table // Leonard Cohen // You Want It Darker
11:07 // Rabbit in Your Headlights // UNKLE & Thom Yorke // Psyence Fiction ^^
11:12 // My Soul’s in Louisiana // Otis Taylor //  ________ ^^
11:16 // Give Me a Sign // Edward Sharp & the Magnetic Zeroes // Give Me a Sign 45
11:20 // Distant Sky // Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds // Skeleton Tree
11:27 // He’ll Have To Go // Jim Reeves // Essential Jim Reeves ^^
11:30 // Once in a Lifetime // Talking Heads // Remain in Light
11:34 // Murder in the City (live) // The Avett Bros //  _________ ^^
11:39 // Love is the Drug // Roxy Music // The Collection ^^
11:43 // I’ll Take You There // The Staples Singers // Greatest Hits
11:48 // Fun Fun Fun // The Beach Boys // Good Vibrations
11:50 // Do You Remember Rock & Roll Radio? // The Ramones // Greatest Hits
11:55 // Memories // Leonard Cohen // Death of a Ladies’ Man
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2018-03-30
^^ listener recommendation ++ selected from CKUA’s “house blend” playlist
09:00 // Friday on My Mind // The Easybeats // Greatest Hits
09:05 // Walk of Life // Dire Straits // Greatest Hits
09:09 // Walk on the Wild Side // Lou Reed // Transformer
09:14 // Love Minus Zero // The Walker Bros // Take It Easy With the WB
09:17 // All Along the Watchtower // Jimi Hendrix // Electric Ladyland
09:21 // When the Ship Comes In // The Hollies // Hollies Sing Dylan
09:24 // Here’s That Rainy Day // Bob Dylan // Triplicate
09:31 // Laugh Laugh // The Beau Brummels // Greatest Hits
09:36 // No Surprises // Radiohead // OK Computer
09:39 // You Don’t Scare Me // Whitney Rose // Rule 62
09:44 // Come To Me // Sue Foley // The Ice Queen
09:48 // I Ain’t Cool // The Sheepdogs // Changing Colours ^^
09:52 // Bad Bad News // Leon Bridges // Good Thing
09:56 // Ain’t That Good News // Sam Cooke // Ain’t That Good News
10:03 // The Priests of Golden Bull // Buffy Sainte-Marie // Medicine Songs
10:09 // Whiskey // Joey Landreth // Whiskey EP
10:12 // Bad Bad Man // The Give ‘Em Hell Boys // Barn Burner
10:16 // After Midnight // Eric Clapton // Complete Clapton
10:19 // Give Me One Reason // Tracy Chapman // _____
10:24 // Still Crazy After All These Years // Paul Simon // The Essential
10:28 // The Addams Family Theme // Vic Mizzy // Greatest Hits of TV
10:31 // Winter // Celeigh Cardinal // Everything and Nothing At All
10:37 // Go // Kimberley MacGregor // I Am My Own
10:42 // Everybody’s Coming To My House // David Byrne // American Utopia
10:47 // I Wanna Prove To You // The Lemon Twigs // Do Hollywood
10:51 // This Winter Revisited // F&M // ______ ^^
10:54 // North To Alaska // Johnny Horton // The Essential
10:58 // I Can See For Miles // The Who // The Who Sell Out ^^
11:02 // Shining in the Distance // The Stray Birds // Magic Fire
11:08 // When You Ain’t Home // Lindi Orgega // Faded Gloryville
11:12 // I Don’t Know Why I Love You But I Do // Clarence “Frogman” Henry // Collected Works
11:14 // Heroes (live) // King Crimson // DGM Live
11:20 // Goldfinger // Bill Frisell & Thomas Morgan // Small Town
11:26 // Secret Love // Nels Cline // Lovers
11:30 // Zoot Allures // Frank Zappa // Zoot Allures
11:34 // 13 Engines // What If We Don’t Get What We Want? // _____ ^^
11:38 // Nedayeh Bahar // Habibi // Cardamom Garden
11:41 // Disarray // Preoccupations // New Material
11:45 // Say it Louder // Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats // Tearing at the Seams
11:49 // Don’t Stop Me Now // Queen // Greatest Hits
11:52 // Heart of Oak // Richard Hawley // Hollow Meadows
11:56 // Goodbye Stranger // Supertramp // Retrospectacle
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2018-05-21
Today’s theme: because Victoria Day falls between Mothers’ Day and Fathers’ Day, the theme of this program is going to be parents & music. I want to hear from you. Get in touch with names of formative songs your parents introduced to you, and/or songs you introduced to your parents that turned their cranks.
^^ listener recommendation ++ selected from CKUA’s “house blend” playlist
09:00 // Monday Morning // Pulp // Different Class
09:06 // Victoria // The Kinks // Arthur
09:09 // These Days Is Coming Soon // The Lemon Twigs // Do Hollywood
09:12 // Today // Jefferson Airplane // Surrealistic Pillow
09:17 // Somebody That I Used To Know // Gotye // Making Mirrors
09:21 // Masseduction // St. Vincent // Masseduction
09:25 // Physical // Juliana Hatfield // Sings Songs of Olivia Newton John
09:30 // We’ve Come This Far // Sloan // Commonwealth
09:34 // Just Like Romeo & Juliet // Sha-Na-Na // __________
09:37 // Romeo & Juliet // Dire Straits // Priviate Investigations
09:45 // Four Out of Five // Arctic Monkeys // Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
09:51 // Treat Her Right // Mr. T. // Greatest Hits
09:55 // Axel F. // Angela Dubeau & La Pieta // __________
10:01 // Nunca Es Suficiente; Natalia Lafourcade; Hasta la Raiz
10:06 // Layla (Strange Brew) // Le Onde Blu // Italy 1960s Beat
10:10 // Nessuno Mi Puo Guidicare // Gene Pitney // Definitive Collection
10:13 // Save the Last Dance for Me // The Shanes // Anthology
10:16 // California Sun // Ola & the Janglers // Swedish Rock & Roll Hits
10:19 // She Taught Me to Yodel // The Scarlets // Collection
10:22 // Boys Night Out // Johnny Reimar // Greatest Hits
10:24 // A Swinging Safari // Bert Kaempfert // Classics
10:29 // My Bonnie // Tony Sheridan & the Beat Bros // Tony Sheridan & the Silver Beatles
10:34 // Why Do You Have To Break My Heart Again? // The School // Reading Too Much Into Things
10:38 // Neon Lights // Kraftwerk // The Man-Machine
10:42 // Das Model // The Cardigans // B-Sides
10:47 // Wipeout // The Eliminators // Planetary Pebbles - Behind the Iron Curtain, vol 1
10:50 // Crazy Guitars // Boomerangs // Planetary Pebbles - Behind the Iron Curtain, vol 1
10:52 // Can Can // Can // Singles
10:57 // Lakes of Mars // Doug Hoyer // Walks With the Tender & Growing Night
11:01 // Hello in There // John Prine // Souveniers ^^
11:09 // Carry Me // The Stampeders // Best of ^^
11:12 // Ghost Riders in the Sky // Gene Autry // Essential ^^
11:16 // I’ve Been Everywhere // Hank Snow // Essential ^^
11:20 // Happy Brasilia // James Last // __________ ^^
11:24 // Crazy Train // Ozzy Osbourne // Anthology ^^
11:27 // Oxygene II // Jean-Michel Jarre // Oxygene ^^
11:30 // Froggy Went a-Courtin’ // Red Allen // Essential ^^
11:35 // Welcome to Earth (Pollywog) // Sturgill Simpson // A Sailor’s Guide to Earth ^^
11:40 // Late Night Radio // Gary Brown // __________ ^^
11:45 // A Sweet Beginning Like This // Fats Waller // Anthology ^^
11:49 // You Make Me Feel Like Dancing // Leo Sayer // You Make Me Feel Like Dancing
11:52 // Twist & Shout // The Isley Bros // Essential
11:55 // End of the Line // Traveling Wilburys // Vol 1
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2018-07-02
Due to some scheduling kerfuffles at the station, the July 2, 2018 instalment of The Midway will last longer and start a whole lot earlier! Coming to your receivers from 6AM-10AM MST, tune in for our post-Canada Day extravaganza.
The theme of this episode is a simple one: what is the best Canadian artist/song you’ve discovered in 2018? It can be a new release, or any Canadian that you weren’t previously aware of - regardless of era.
^^ listener recommendation ++ selected from CKUA’s “house blend” playlist
06:00 // Monday Morning // Pulp // Different Class
06:06 // Changing Times // Iwan Rheon // Changing Times single
06:10 // Hippy Hippy Shake // Chan Romero // USA Roots of the UK Invasion
06:12 // The Devil in His Heart // The Donays // USA Roots of the UK Invasion
06:15 // Twist & Shout // The Isley Bros // Essential
06:19 // Robotic // Hannah Georgas // Hannah Georgas
06:23 // Crash Years // The New Pornographers // Together
06:31 // Psychopath // St. Vincent // STV
06:36 // Summer Sounds // Robert Goulet // Summer Sounds
06:38 // Under the Boardwalk // The Drifters // Greatest Hits
06:40 // Summer Holiday // Cliff Richard & the Shadows // Summer Holiday
06:45 // Suck It and See // The Arctic Monkeys // Suck It and See
06:48 // Street Life // Roxy Music // Collection
06:51 // Everybody’s Coming To My House // David Byrne
06:56 // Houses of the Holy // Led Zeppelin // Houses of the Holy
07:03 // Troubled Mind // Dan Mangan // Troubled Mind single
07:08 // Wendy // The Beach Boys // Good Vibrations
07:11 // Gorilla Song // Sha-Na-Na // Greatest Hits
07:13 // Bananaphone // Raffi // Bananaphone
07:16 // Carry On // Coeur de Pirate // Roses
07:19 // Breaking Down // Florence & the Machine // Ceremonials
07:23 // Stepping Out // Joe Jackson // Night and Day
07:32 // Everything // Celeigh Cardinal // Everything and Nothing At All
07:35 // Tommaso // nehiyawak // Tommaso single
07:39 // My Back Pages // Marshall Crenshaw // Bleecker Street
07:44 // Only a Pawn in the Game // Bob Dylan // The Times They Are A-Changin’
07:48 // The Godfather Waltz // Nino Rota // The Godfather Soundtrack
07:53 // Wish You Were Here // Pink Floyd // Wish You Were Here
08:01 // Radio // Client // City
08:05 // Radio, Radio // Elvis Costello // This Year’s Model
08:08 // Shape Shifter // Lera Lynn // Resistor
08:12 // In the Aeroplane Over the Sea // Neutral Milk Hotel // In the Aeroplane Under the Sea
08:17 // Maybe Tonight // Nicole Atkins // Neptune City
08:21 // Girl Don’t Come // Sandie Shaw // Hits of the 1960s
08:24 // I Only Want To Be With You // Dusty Springfield // Hits of the 1960s
08:26 // Moonshiner’s Daughter // Rhiannon Giddens // Factory Girl
08:31 // Decomposing Composers // Monty Python // Monty Python Sings
08:35 // Girl From Ipanema // Stan Getz & Astrud Gilberto // Super Samba
08:39 // Xanadu // Juliana Hatfield // J.H. Sings Olivia Newton John
08:43 // I Wanna Prove To You // The Lemon Twigs // Do Hollywood
08:48 // Depth of My Soul // Thievery Corporation // Saudade
08:51 // No More Disguises // Thievery Corporation // Saudade
08:56 // You’re Nobody ‘Til Somebody Loves You // Dinah Washington // Blue Box 2
09:01 // O Canada // Osyron // O Canada (music video)
09:04 // Who Do You Love? // Ronnie Hawkins & the Hawks // Rock & Roll Originals ++
09:07 // One Foot // Doug Hoyer // To Be a River ^^
09:10 // Glory // Layten Kramer // Glory ++
09:15 // Always For You // J.J. Shiplett // Something To Believe In ^^
09:19 // You Don’t Scare Me // Whitney Rose // Rule 62 ^^
09:25 // Norwegian Wood // Greenwich, Breau, Bickert // Toronto Sessions ^^
09:31 // Changes // Gordon Lightfoot // Original Lightfoot
09:33 // Been Waiting // The Flashing Lights // Sweet Release ^^
09:40 // The Silent // The Bolt Actions // TBA EP
09:42 // Don’t Wanna Hear It // Lindi Ortega // Cigarettes & Truckstops ^^
09:45 // Bye Bye Blackbird // Ringo Starr // Sentimental Journey
09:48 // Blackbird // The Beatles // The Beatles
09:51 // End of the Line // The Traveling Wilburys // Volume 1
09:54 // I’ll Be Seeing You // Francoise Hardy & Iggy Pop // Triple Best
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TITLE // PERFORMING ARTIST // ALBUM // AIRTIME
2018-08-06 - 09:00-12:00
The theme of this episode: what recent folk-festival performance/performer has astonished you? It can be during the current festival season. It can be an artist you’ve loved for years, or someone you’ve only just discovered.
^^ listener recommendation ++ selected from CKUA’s “house blend” playlist
Monday Morning // Pulp // Different Class // Mon 09:01
Maggie’s Farm (live Newport ‘65) // Bob Dylan // The Bootleg Series Vol. 7 // Mon 09:06
Polka Dot Undies // Bowser & Blue // Polka Dot Undies (Single) // Mon 09:12AM
Let The Good Times Roll // JD McPherson // Let The Good Times Roll // Mon 09:17AM
Country House // Blur // ______ // Mon 09:20
Rockaway Beach // Ramones // Loud, Fast Ramones // Mon 09:25AM
Do You Need My Love // Weyes Blood // Front Row Seat To Earth // Mon 09:30AM
Surrender // kd lang // Tomorrow Never Dies Soundtrack // Mon 09:36AM
Underneath the Mango Tree // Diana Coupland & Monty Norman // Dr. No Soundtrack // Mon 09:40AM
Nobody Does It Better // Carly Simon // Clouds In My Coffee: 1965-1995 // Mon 09:43AM
You And Whose Army? // Radiohead // Amnesiac // Mon 09:48AM
Four Out Of Five // Arctic Monkeys // Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino // Mon 09:54AM
She’s Electric // Oasis // (What’s The Story) Morning Glory // Mon 10:02AM
Lille (live at EFMF 2013) // Lisa Hannigan // Live at the CKUA Tent // Mon 10:09AM
Driver’s Seat // Sniff ‘n’ the Tears // Driver’s Seat single // Mon 10:12AM
Breakfast at the Ace // The Rapiers // The Rapiers // Mon 10:16AM
Ford Fairlane // Confusionaires // Make a Little Mess With the Confusionaires // Mon 10:22AM
Big Sunglasses // Dylan Farrell // Blues Before // Mon 10:24AM
Would You Be My Dog? // Celeigh Cardinal // Everything And Nothing At All // Mon 10:30AM
Bizarre Love Triangle // Give 'Em Hell Boys // Barn Burner // Mon 10:34AM
City Lights // King Of Foxes // Golden Armour // Mon 10:38AM
Rock Pool // Cate Le Bon // Rock Pool EP // Mon 10:42AM
Twisting By The Pool // Dire Straits // Twisting By The Pool // Mon 10:47AM
Enola Gay // OMD // Organization // Mon 10:51AM
Bad Luck // Neko Case // Bad Luck (Single) // Mon 10:59AM
Total Eclipse // Klaus Nomi // Klaus Nomi // Mon 11:06AM
From a Logical Point of View // Robert Mitchum // Calypso is Like So // Mon 11:07AM
Phenomenal Woman // Ruthie Foster // The Phenomenal Ruthie Foster // Mon 11:12AM ^^
Gotta Serve Somebody // Mavis Staples // Tangled Up In Blues: Songs Of Bob Dylan // Mon 11:16AM ^^
Mr. Monday // Kobo Town // Jumbie In The Jukebox // Mon 11:22AM ^^
The Letter // Joe Cocker // Sounds Of The Seventies: 1970 // Mon 11:26AM ^^
Steppin’ Out // Joe Jackson // Night and Day // Mon 11:32AM ^^
Preachin’ To The Choir // Rodney Crowell // Fate’s Right Hand // Mon 11:37AM ^^
You Can’t Judge a Book by the Cover // William Prince // You Can’t Judge a Book by the Cover // Mon 11:43AM ^^
And I Love Her // Passenger // The Boy Who Cried Wolf // Mon 11:46AM ^^
And I Love Her // The Beatles // A Hard Day’s Night // Mon 11:51AM
End Of The Line // The Traveling Wilburys // Traveling Wilburys Collection // Mon 11:53AM
I’ll Be Seeing You // Francoise Hardy & Iggy Pop // Triple Best // Mon 11:56AM
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2018-09-03 - 09:00-12:00
The theme of this episode: what is one of your essential live albums? It can be new, old, filled with cheating overdubs, lo-fi, hi-fi, whatever!
^^ listener recommendation ++ selected from CKUA’s “house blend” playlist ~~ today’s featured album: Richard Hawley’s Live at the Devi’s Arse
Monday Morning // Pulp // Different Class // Mon 09:01AM
Maggie’s Farm (live at Newport Folk 1965) // Bob Dylan // No Direction Home // Mon 09:07AM
Goldfinger // Bill Frisell & Thomas Morgan // Small Town // Mon 09:14AM
Four Out Of Five // Arctic Monkeys // Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino // Mon 09:19AM
Oliver Cromwell // Monty Python // Sings // Mon 09:28AM
Reelin’ In The Years // Steely Dan // Can’t Buy A Thrill // Mon 09:30AM
Help Me Rhonda // The Beach Boys // Good Vibrations: 30 Years Of The // Mon 09:36AM
Hideaway // John Mayall’s Bluesbreakers // Bluesbreakers with Eric Clapton // Mon 09:39AM
Going Down // Freddie King // Ultimate Collection // Mon 09:43AM
Steppin’ Out // Memphis Slim // Rockin’ the Blues // Mon 09:46AM
Shake Your Money Maker // Paul Butterfield Blues Band // Paul Butterfield Blues Band // Mon 09:51AM
Darlin’ // Richard Hawley // Live at the Devil’s Arse // Mon 09:54AM ~~
The Devil in Disguise // Richard Hawley // Live at the Devil’s Arse // Mon 09:57AM ~~
Ain’t That a Shame // Cheap Trick // Live at Budokan // Mon 10:06AM
Hot Rod Lincoln // Commander Cody // 70s Classics // Mon 10:15AM
Rambler // The Madmen // Swedish Rock & Roll Hits // Mon 10:16AM
Pistoleros // The Shanes // The Shanes Anthology // Mon 10:17AM
Satumaa // Reijo Taipale // Satumaa 45 // Mon 10:22AM
Satumaa // Frank Zappa & the Mothers // You Can’t Do That on Stage Anymore 2 // Mon 10:25AM
Impossible Germany (live, 2012) // Wilco // Ashes of the American Flag // Mon 10:31AM
I Wonder If Care As Much // Richard Hawley with Lynn & Jean // Live at the Devil’s Arse // Mon 10:40AM  ~~
Lille (live at CKUA Tent, EFMF 2013) // Lisa Hannigan // Live at EFMF 2013 // Mon 10:45AM
Distant Sky // Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds // Distant Sky Live in Copenhagen // Mon 11:51AM
Smoke on the Water // Deep Purple // Made in Japan // Mon 11:00AM
Comfortably Numb // Roger Waters & Van Morrison // The Wall Live // Mon 11:10AM ^^
That Silver Haired Daddy of Mine // Simon & Garfunkel // Live 1969 // Mon 11:14AM ^^
Folsom Prison Blues // Merle Haggard // Live // Mon 11:19AM ^^
New Favourite // Alison Krauss & Union Station // Live // Mon 11:25AM ^^
Murder By Numbers // Sting & Friends // Broadway the Hard Way // Mon 11:29AM ^^
Do You Feel Like I Do? // Peter Frampton // Frampton Comes Alive // Mon 11:31 ^^
Lakes of Mars // Doug Hoyer // REC-YEG Concert Sessions 2012 // Mon 11:39AM
1952 Vincent Black Lightnight // Reckless Kelly // R.K. Was Here // Mon 11:47AM ^^
Just Like the Rain // Richard Hawley // Live at the Devil’s Arse // Mon 11:48AM ~~
That’ll Be the Day // Cliff Richard & the Shadows // The Rock & Roll Years // Mon 11:52AM
Don’t Ever Change // The Beatles // Live at the BBC // Mon 11:54AM
I’ll Be Seeing You // Francoise Hardy & Iggy Pop // Triple Best // Mon 11:58AM
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2018-10-08 - 09:00-12:00
The theme of this episode: a smorgasbord of tunes - food, mood, and gratitude. We’ll also feature some leftovers - songs which listeners recommended for earlier editions of The Midway, but which were not broadcast when received due to time constraints or other impediments. Sharing a feast for the ears.
^^ listener recommendation ++ selected from CKUA’s “house blend” playlist
Monday Morning // Pulp // Different Class // Mon 09:01AM
Hi Hello // Johnny Marr // Hi Hello // Mon 09:07AM
The Right Stuff // Noel Gallagher // Chasing Yesterday // Mon 09:12AM
Snow Bank // Doug Hoyer // Walks With the Tender & Growing Night // Mon 09:19AM
Strawberry Fields Forever // The Beatles // Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club // Mon 09:27AM
Strawberry Cake // Johnny Cash // Strawberry Cake // Mon 09:35AM
You Don’t Scare Me // Whitney Rose // Rule 62 // Mon 09:38AM
The White Witch // Ivoux // Frozen // Mon 09:43AM
Winter // Celeigh Cardinal // Everything And Nothing At All // Mon 09:48AM
Dunes // Alabama Shakes // Sound And Color // Mon 09:55AM
Satin Devil // Dirty Dirty Devils // Dirty Dirty Devils // Mon 10:04AM
Help Me // Joni Mitchell // Hits // Mon 10:08AM
My Favorite Things // John Coltrane // _____ // Mon 10:11AM
Big Rock Candy Mountain // Harry McClintock // O Brother, Where Art Thou? // Mon 10:14AM
Morning Has Broken // Yusuf / Cat Stevens // The Very Best Of Cat Stevens // Mon 10:17AM ^^
Blame It On the Bossa Nova // Eydie Gorme // Greatest Hits // Mon 10:21AM
Telstar // The Tornados // The Tornados // Mon 10:23AM
Telstar (Original Demo) // Joe Meek // Joe Meek Anthology // Mon 10:28AM
Take a Bow // Muse // Black Holes & Revelations // Mon 10:31AM
Money // The Backbeat Band // Backbeat Soundtrack // Mon 10:40AM
Rockaway Beach // Ramones // Loud, Fast Ramones // Mon 10:42AM
Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer // Nat King Cole // Greatest Hits // Mon 10:45AM
Crocodile Rock // Elton John // Greatest Hits // Mon 10:47AM
Money // Pink Floyd // The Dark Side Of The Moon // Mon 10:53AM
Statesboro Blues (Live) // The Allman Bros Band // At Fillmore East // Mon 11:01AM ^^
The Tourist Song // Brad Bucknell & the oHNo Band // self-titled // Mon 11:06AM
Wiggle Wiggle // Bob Dylan // Under a Red Sky // Mon 11:11AM
Bad Guy // Jesse & The Dandelions // True Blue // Mon 11:14AM ^^
Danceland (Come With Me) // The Garrys // Surf Manitou // Mon 11:17AM
Loneliness // Rebekah Higgs // Sha La La // Mon 11:21AM
Trigger // The New Haunts // The New Haunts // Mon 11:25AM ^^
I Wanna Thank You // Sloan // Navy Blues // Mon 11:29AM ^^
Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut // Almond Joy // Vintage Commercials // Mon 11:35AM
Fireworks // First Aid Kit // Ruins // Mon 11:37AM
The Way It Is // Nicole Atkins // Neptune City // Mon 11:44AM
Ice Dance // Danny Elfman // Edward Scissorhands Soundtrack // Mon 11:47AM
Apple Tree // The Hearts // ______ // Mon 11:49AM
Blistered // That Pedal Show Band // Blistered // Mon 11:56AM
I’ll Be Seeing You // Francoise Hardy & Iggy Pop // Triple Best // Mon 11:58AM
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2018-11-12 - 09:00-12:00
^^ listener recommendation ++ selected from CKUA’s “house blend” playlist
Monday Morning // Pulp // Different Class // Mon 09:00AM
Lollipop (Ode To Jim) // Alvvays // Antisocialites // Mon 09:05AM
Danceland (Come With Me) // The Garrys // Surf Manitou // Mon 09:09AM
Christmas All Over Again // Tom Petty // A Very Special Christmas 2 // Mon 09:13AM
I Will // The Beatles // The Beatles (Stereo Remaster) // Mon 09:20AM
Is He Really Coming Home? // The School // Loveless Unbeliever // Mon 09:22AM
The Spell of City Lights // J.D. McPherson // ______ // 09:25AM
The Future Age // The Hearts // Equal Love // Mon 09:30AM
Arnold Layne // The Pink Floyd // Arnold Layne 45 // Mon 09:34AM
Anne of 1000 Days // John Moore // Knickerbocker Glory // Mon 09:42AM
Journey // Sarah Nixey // Night Walks // Mon 09:44AM
Start As You Mean To Go On // Black Box Recorder // The Facts of Life // Mon 09:47AM
Xanadu // Juliana Hatfield // Sings the Songs of Olivia Newton John // Mon 09:53AM
Africa // Weezer // Africa // Mon 10:00AM
Hold the Line // Osyron // Hold the Line // Mon 10:05AM
Do You Remember Rock ‘N’ Roll Radio // Ramones // Greatest Hits // Mon 10:09AM
Breaking Down // Florence & The Machine // Ceremonials // Mon 10:13AM
Time Of The Season // The Zombies // Pop Music: The Golden Era 1951-1 // Mon 10:19AM
True Love Ways // Peter & Gordon // Greatest Hits // Mon 10:23AM
Wonderful Land // The Shadows // Shadows Are Go! // Mon 10:25AM
Midnight // The Shadows // Shadows Are Go! // Mon 10:27AM
While My Guitar Gently Weeps // The Beatles // White Album // Mon 10:31AM
(Nice Dream) // Radiohead // The Bends // Mon 10:37AM
A Boat Lies Waiting // David Gilmour // Rattle That Lock // Mon 10:41AM
Get Ready // The Temptations // The Motown Box // Mon 10:48AM
Did You Feed My Cow? // Sharon, Lois, and Bram // Smorgasboard // Mon 10:50AM
Damn Tattoo // John Wort Hannam // Brambles And Thorns // Mon 10:54AM
Little White Lines // Sweet Vintage Rides // Road Trip // Mon 10:58AM
Time Is Tight // Booker T. & The MG’s // Beg Scream & Shout!: The Big Ol’ // Mon 11:02AM
Take Me Home, Country Roads // John Denver // Behind The Music: The John Denver // Mon 11:07AM
Imagine // Neil Young // ______ // 11:10AM
This Magic Moment // Lou Reed // Lost Highway Soundtrack // Mon 11:13AM
You Belong To Me // Jo Stafford // Pop Music: The Golden Era 1951-1 // Mon 11:18AM
Lodestar // Sarah Harmer // You Were Here // Mon 11:21AM
Crosstown Traffic // Jimi Hendrix // Electric Ladyland // Mon 11:28AM
Quickstep Medley: I’m a Believer, Simon Smith & his Dancing Bear, The Happening, Georgie Girl // Joe Loss & His Orchestra // Top Pop Dance Time
Tous les garcons et les filles // Francoise Hardy // Tous les garcons et les filles // Mon 11:38AM
My Autumn’s Done Come // Hooverphonic // Sit Down and Listen // Mon 11:41AM
Darlin’ (live 2008) // Richard Hawley // Live at the Devil’s Arse // Mon 11:47AM
Memories // Leonard Cohen // Death of a Ladies’ Man // Mon 11:50AM
I’ll Be Seeing You // Francoise Hardy & Iggy Pop // Triple Best // Mon 11:57AM
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Pregnant With My Enemies Baby
Blurb : When Elena Thunder finds the most perfect man to kiss at midnight on New Year’s Eve, she thinks its fate. But little does she know that Knight Blaze isn’t as simple as he seems and that the only reason he spends the night with her is because he has something entirely different on his mind. Come morning, Knight leaves Elena feeling hurt and betrayed and with something she’d have never anticipated from a one-night stand with a stranger, a baby conceived on New Year’s Eve. But Elena isn’t weak and she doesn’t let heartbreak bring her down. She decides to raise her child without a father. But fate has other plans for her as she accidentally bumps into Blaze once more during a fashion show and this time, he’s determined to make her stay.
Pregnant With My Enemies Baby novel is a romance story about Elina Thunder, Knight Tyson and Landon Hemingway.
You can read this novel online on Bravonovel and keep track of the latest chapters.
Read novel Pregnant With My Enemies Baby chapter 1
Prologue:
Deal?
Elena’s
P.O.V
“Come on, Elle! Don’t go with the boring purple dress,
it looks like a bunch of lavender puked all over you!” Risa, my best friend for
the past three years wrinkled her nose at the dress I currently held in front
of me.
“Why?” I frowned. “It looks cute! I like this dress.” I
told her as I looked into the mirror and found nothing wrong with it, but Risa
shook her head vigorously.
“Honey that dress screams safe! I mean, look at it!
High neckline, knee length and full sleeves!” Risa whined. “It’s New Year’s Eve
for God’s sake! There’s no point in being safe and all saintly! Bring out the
little black dress, pair it with those killer fuck me heels and we’ll be good
to go!”
I turned my gaze towards the long red devil stilettos
that Risa was pointing at and winced. Those were the kind of heels that we wore
on the runway, six inches and ready to kill. My feet were already sore from
wearing heels all the time to fashion shows but to wear them at a bar? I shook
my head instantly.
“Nope! Not wearing them!” I told Risa straight away.
“You can borrow them if you like but I’m sticking to comfort.”
“Fine, go with the wedge.” Risa shook her head
disapprovingly at me. “But I’m finding you a little black dress.”
And so, Risa and I dug around in my closet until we
came upon this really cute black dress that was made completely out of lace and
had a full sleeve and hugged my figure to the T. I had to wear a black slip
under the dress but once I had the dress on, I have to admit, it looked
fabulous on me.
I let my naturally wavy dark brown hair down my back
and curled it further to add more bounce. I had a few natural blonde highlights
in my hair that made it unique; it was why I never dyed my hair, in fear that
it would ruin the natural highlights. Next up was the makeup. Risa helped me
don a smoky eye and blood red lips and with a pair of black crystal danglers, I
was ready to rock the party.
Risa had chosen a shimmering green number to match her
eyes and I helped her with her statement over-the-top eye makeup and red lips.
She looked gorgeous with her wild curly red hair and a slight dusting of
freckles on her nose. No wonder she was one of the best models in our company
and an equally great friend.
When we were both done and ready, we took a couple
pictures to post on social media and then opened a bottle of wine to take a few
sips while our cab arrived to take us to one of the most happening parties of
Hollywood. There would be a lot of familiar faces today and lot of people who I
could only ever hope to get close to. The highlight of my fashion career had
been this November during a show for Louis Vuitton when I had the opportunity
to escort Rita Ora on the runway. That’s as close to a high ranking celebrity
that I’d ever gotten to but Risa keeps assuring me that it was only the start.
After all, I’m only twenty three and have a long career ahead of me.
“We look good, girlfriend.” Risa told me as she tucked
a stray hair behind my ear. “Make sure to have fun tonight.”
“You know I’ll have fun,” I told her as I leaned my
head against hers. “It’s one of the biggest parties of Hollywood! And I’ll have
you there with me.”
“That’s not the kind of fun I’m talking about, Elle.”
Risa turned me to face her. “Go ahead, live a little! It’s been three years.”
I sighed. This has been a reoccurring conversation
between us for a while now. “Risa, I will when I think I’m ready.”
“You are ready!” Risa shook my shoulders. “You’ve just
been holding back thinking that he-who-shouldn’t-be-named will change his mind
and come back to you. It’s been three years, Elle, if he wanted to come, then
he would’ve by now.”
“I know, Risa, but it’s not because of him!” I shook my
head. “I just haven’t found the right guy yet!”
I had once thought that he-who-shouldn’t-be-named was
the right guy for me, the one as
people call it. He had been my first everything, my first crush, my first love,
my first kiss…and then my first and most devastating heartbreak. It wasn’t my
fault that the incident had left me a bit weary of men. But maybe Risa was
right, maybe I was holding back in hopes that he’d realize his mistake and come
back to me. But Risa was also right that it’s already been three years now. If
he wanted to, he would be here by now. It was my time to move on.
“Then how about this, if you find the right guy tonight,”
I made a face at her but she held up her fingers to my lips. “If you find the right guy tonight, you
won’t hold back, if you want to take things further.”
“Eww, Risa! I don’t like the whole one night stand thingy.”
I whined.
“No one said it has to be for one night!” She rolled
her eyes at me. “But at least get started!”
“Alright, let’s just say that I do find some hot guy
tonight who is a gentleman and the loving and caring type,” I air quoted with
my fingers while mentally rolling my eyes. “Only then will I decide if I want
to go ahead with this crazy theory of yours.”
“Deal?”
I sighed. Was I really making such a stupid deal? After
that devastating breakup three years ago, my life had turned completely upside
down. Even with my big brother as an example, I couldn’t help but think twice
even before exchanging phone numbers with a male colleague and dates had been
completely out of the question. I’d shut myself in this tiny bubble where no
one could get to me and I didn’t let anyone close.
Risa had been with me since the day I arrived at Los
Angeles, and I trusted her with every breath I took, but she had a wild streak
in her that I couldn’t understand sometimes. Regardless, the deal was more of a
dare. She had helped me come out of my shell for good in a lot of cases and
she’s helped me face so many of my problems head on. What could go wrong with
this one deal?
“Deal.” I told her, placing my hand in her outstretched
one and shook on it.
If I had only known then how my life was about to turn
upside down within the next few hours, I would’ve never made the deal. I
would’ve just stuck with my broken heart and waited for a man who I knew was
never coming back.
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kraken bait 3.5: this is why we can’t have nice things
me on july 11: yes! the expansion draft is in 10 days, my last kraken bait list is finished, everything is good!
me on july 15: gravy to the devils? ok, ok i dig it! messes up my kraken bait list, but oh well.
me on july 17: why are the gms are having a panic sale and fucking everything up
me on july 18: *looks at the protection lists* well fuck.
welcome back for the actual last kraken bait list! the last several days involved a lot of chaos and now a good chunk of my previous list is defunct. lovely. 
you guys know the drill by now. it’s a mock expansion draft with some actual predictions and a few funny theories, i had help from my buddy corwin (@chaos-hockey) and a few other folks. i’ll try to keep this short today, so there will be minimal commentary for anything that hasn’t changed from the last list.
*sigh* let’s get on with it. list under the cut.
Anaheim Ducks: Haydn Fleury
going by casey’s reaction, anaheim fucked up their protection list and leaving fleury exposed was a surprise and a mistake. guess it makes sense that the next expansion team also has a fleury (even if marc-andre and haydn aren’t related)
Arizona Coyotes: Christian Fischer
same as last time. next!
Boston Bruins: Jeremy Lauzon
see above. next!
Buffalo Sabres: William Borgen
i went with rasmus asplund last time around, but he got protected by the sabres. guess they want to keep all three rasmi (rasmusses?). so let’s go with... this dude, who is a defenseman one of the writers from The Athletic picked.
Calgary Flames: Mark Giordano
the flames picked tanev over giordano, but i had a feeling that might be the case. giordano will be a good veteran presence in seattle, etc. next!
Carolina Hurricanes: Nino Niederreiter
brady skjei, my pick last time around, got protected. kinga is probably happy, but i had to take a different route. i had a few other ideas (jake bean, petr mrazek), but corwin liked nino to seattle, so here we are! here’s hoping i spelled his name right.
Chicago: Nikita Zadorov
i had adam gaudette here last time around, and while he’s still available, i just think zadorov is a more interesting option to take from chicago. i might have said dylan strome if he wasn’t protected (sabs’ dreams are crushed)
Colorado Avalanche: JT Compher
as i mentioned in my intro, ryan graves, my previous pick, got traded to the devils (woohoo!)- savy joe sakic didn’t want to give him up for nothing. it was between compher and joonas donskoi to take gravy’s place, but i went with JT since he’s a little younger and his contract is a little less. donskoi is the better performer though, so honestly it could go either way.
Columbus Blue Jackets: Dean Kukan
boone jenner was protected, so there goes corwin’s idea. sticking with the same pick from last time. next!
Dallas Stars: Jamie Oleksiak
jason dickinson got traded to the canucks instead of being kraken bait, so that pick was toast. i didn’t really know who else could go here, but corwin liked the idea of oleksiak, so that settled it.
Detroit Red Wings: Vladislav Namestnikov
i’m sticking with it. next!
Edmonton Oilers: Tyson Barrie
this pick is maybe a little more likely now than it was last time since barrie wasn’t protected, but the odds aren’t necessarily great. i still enjoy my wishful thinking. next!
Florida Panthers: Chris Driedger
i think this is my slam dunk pick now, considering it seems like driedger’s already been talking to seattle. next!
Los Angeles Kings: Olli Maata
viktor arvidsson got protected (corwin was wrong), so it was back to the drawing board for the kings. i wanted to pick andreas athanasiou here, but i needed another player who wasn’t a 2021 free agent and i wanted the same forwards/defensemen ratio as last round, so i went with maata instead.
Minnesota Wild: Kaapo Kakhonen
matt dumba got protected, so my wild pick was toast. i also had to make up for a lost goalie spot (more on that soon), so i went with the young goalie out of minnesota.
Montreal Canadiens: Philip Danault
the habs protected jake allen after carey price waived his no move clause, so i was tempted to pick price to fill that goalie spot, but i don’t think it’s gonna happen on account of price’s hefty contract. instead, i went with ufa but good performer danault. i heard his name a lot watching the cup finals, so it works, right?
Nashville Predators: Calle Jarnkrok
calle jarn-kraken. it’s happenin’
New Jersey Devils: Andreas Johnsson
i will talk about my resentment and anxiety that nate bastian was exposed another time. in the meantime, i am trying to hypnotize ron francis from across the country into taking mango.
New York Islanders: Jordan Eberle
keeping it the same. next!
New York Rangers: Colin Blackwell
i honestly can’t believe the rangers protected kevin rooney. so i’ll go with my second choice for the pick from the rags, which is definitely seeming likely right now.
Ottawa Senators: Chris Tierney
didn’t change. next!
Philadelphia Flyers: James van Riemsdyk
corwin got their wish and nolan patrick got traded. this pick stayed the same regardless. next!
Pittsburgh Penguins: Zach Aston-Reese
i briefly considered changing it up here, probably for brandon “sees ghosts” tanev, but why complicate things? next!
San Jose Sharks: Ryan Donato
keeping it simple. next!
St Louis Blues: Vince Dunn
i’m running out of snappy ways to say “i didn’t change the pick.” next!
Tampa Bay Lightning: Blake Coleman
no more likely than it was last time, still enjoying my wishful thinking. next!
Toronto Maple Leafs: Travis Dermott
another static pick. next!
Vancouver Canuck: Zack MacEwen
i didn’t have to change this pick, i just felt like it. he has a cute dog, so i think macewen makes decent kraken bait.
Washington Capitals: Vitek Vanecek
second verse, same as the first. next!
Winnipeg Jets: Mason Appleton
kept the apple pie in a mason jar on skates around. won’t say “next!” because that’s it.
and there we go, a somewhat coherent response to all the recent chaos. in summary, it’s 3 goalies, 16 forwards, and 11 defensemen, which is the same ratio as the previous list, and a cap hit of 72.3M, which is actually less than before (it was 76.4M last time).
this is decidedly the last kraken bait list, but i may have some more commentary on the expansion draft on wednesday and an analysis of who, if anyone, i got right. in the meantime, hope you enjoyed!
credits, or thank you to everyone who helped me on the last list and therefore this one: @dantonheinens @summerteukka @doubleminor @jakejuentzel @bigmouthnatebastian @18minutemajor @powerblais @heddy
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Masked Omens: Week Eight, Part One
[Image Description: Image 1 - A simple rendition of the Masked Singer UK logo, a golden mask with colourful fragments flying off of it. The mask has a golden halo and a golden devil tail protruding from either side. Below, gold text reads ‘Masked Omens’.
Image 2 - A page from the Celebrity section of the Capital Herald, dated 13th February 2021. Full image description and transcript below the cut. End ID.]
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The Capital Herald - Saturday, 13th February 2021 Celebrity section, page 18
Top: “Informants come to me”: Carmine Zugiber on front-line successes Tips, troubles and truths about writing headlines abroad - and now making headlines at home When working in a war zone, most people wear camouflage and try to keep their heads down – but not Carmine Zugiber. The successful war correspondent is one of the most recognisable journalists in the world, and that's even more true after her recent unmasking on The Masked Singer UK. I sat down with her to discuss her work, her brand partnerships, her passions and her fears – if, indeed, she knows the meaning of the word 'fear'. “I don't, really,” she laughs, “people have said that about me ever since I was a little girl. My mother absolutely despaired – she always wanted me to be safe at home playing with my dollies, and there I was climbing trees and falling out of them. I was always in the middle of fights, even then. So I suppose it was only natural that I'd drift towards war reporting.” But not everybody encouraged Zugiber to follow her dreams. “When I told my tutor at uni that I wanted to work on that side of things, he tried pretty hard to steer me back towards something a little safer. The politics beat, or entertainment, or fashion. I've actually been covering politics for the last month or so, as a colleague is on leave, and I have to say, that can feel pretty cut-throat! But I knew I wanted to see the world and get right to the heart of the action, and I'd like to think I've achieved that.” Zugiber has certainly made her mark on the headlines, covering conflicts in countries including Eden and, more recently, Celestan. “I just think it's important to take as unbiased an approach as possible and really tell the stories that are coming out of – well, especially a situation like Celestan. It's a complicated sort of conflict, and you never know how things are going to pan out. And sometimes being a journalist can feel like having a target painted on your back.” And Zugiber's signature red hair must stand out somewhat – does that make her more of a target? “I make it work for me, honestly. Informants come to me of their own accord, which is handy when everybody else is frantically chasing leads! Having done my share of broadcast journalism, people all over the place recognise me and there's a sort of built-in trust. It's flattering, really, and it's just a matter of making sure that trust is justified.” Zugiber has long been an ambassador for the Vibrant brand of hair dye – leading some to question her objectivity as a reporter. “Yes, I've heard that, but unless Vibrant starts a war, I don't think it's an issue. Clearly my editors and the press watchdog agree, because I've had no complaints from on high. And it's a product I genuinely believe in and use all the time, so why not?” Zugiber's most recent departure from the newsroom was even less likely to conflict with her usual work. What drew her to The Masked Singer UK? “I was asked if I wanted to take part in the show at about the same time that a colleague announced that she'd be taking some leave around now, and my editor suggested that I might like to take over her post for a while to get a broader range of experience. It seemed like perfect serendipity. I didn't want to be bored, hanging around in London for months – I'm used to travelling a lot – and the show sounded like a lot of fun. I jumped at the chance to make people smile for a change. Unfortunately, as a war correspondent, that's not something I often get to do.” Zugiber admits that she had mixed feelings as she got on the plane back to the UK. “Oh, yeah, definitely, it was a hard decision. With the situation unfolding in Celestan, which is becoming more complex by the minute, a big part of me felt like I should stay and keep working on the story there. But funnily enough, that story has followed me right into the Politics section, and it's looking increasingly likely that some sort of diplomatic solution might be reached. And the break has been really good for me – I needed to remember how to lighten up and be silly, and The Masked Singer is definitely silly! So ultimately it was the right decision for me.” And now, with The Masked Singer UK behind her, what's next for Carmine Zugiber? “The Masked Singer was a lot of fun, I really enjoyed it. And the response from the audience has been overwhelmingly positive. I loved the secrecy, but it's a relief that the truth is out now! I'll be staying in the UK, covering for Uriel [Scrolle, News World Weekly's Political Correspondent], for a little bit longer, and then in a couple of months I should be back out on assignment. No rest for the wicked!” BOGDAN PIGTON [Image Description: A picture of Carmine Zugiber’s face, in her motorbike helmet, with part of the village of Tadfield visible in the background. End ID.] [Caption] ROCK AND ROLL: Carmine Zugiber, pictured here outside a Labour party campaign meeting in Lower Tadfield, Oxfordshire, often uses her motorbike to keep up with subjects on the move. Her iconic scarlet look has led to her gathering something of a cult appeal among her viewers and readers. Photo: QuiteUnlikely.net
Centre left: ConStellation boots web star Wytchfynder host removed from astrology event Popular YouTuber Sergeant Shadwell was thrown out of the Greater Dyvyn Conference Centre last Sunday after trying to attend ConStellation. ConStellation has been the UK's largest convention for astrologers ever since its foundation in 1994. In 1999, the convention expanded to include practitioners of other divination techniques such as cartomancy (tarot card reading) and tasseomancy (tea leaf reading). The convention has been dogged by controversy throughout its history, with critics claiming that the 'con' of the name stands for more than 'convention'. Sergeant Shadwell, through his Wytchfynder channel, has long been committed to investigating the claims of fortune-tellers and paranormal practitioners such as those who attend ConStellation each year, and in several cases he has denounced claims of psychic ability as completely and demonstrably fraudulent. It is, then, perhaps not surprising that he is completely banned from ConStellation, which according to its website is 'intended as a safe and welcoming place for practitioners and interested parties to share their appreciation for, and knowledge of, the unknowable'. Sergeant Shadwell himself, however, does not seem to have been aware of the blanket ban. Witnesses to the scene on Sunday reported that the YouTuber could be heard arguing with security all the way to the doors of the building. When reached for comment, the organisers of ConStellation issued the following statement: 'A man was removed from the ConStellation event on Sunday morning after attendees expressed concern that he might be attempting to create an 'exposé’ on their work by manipulating footage of the convention. The man in question is known to the convention organisers, and a decision was made to ask him to leave. Calls for the man to be searched for recording devices were not enforced, and the man eventually departed with minimal fuss. The convention otherwise proceeded without incident.' Sergeant Shadwell was not available for comment, but a video on the Wytchfynder channel on Tuesday mentioned the incident in passing. 'All right, I just want to say thanks for all your comments, you don't need to be worrying about me. I did go to a convention this weekend, but not for anything to do with the channel, I was just planning to meet up with a friend. Well. We've been exchanging texts, I thought it might be nice to meet in person. And we did, after the convention, so. Not a total waste. Anyway, about this haunted castle-' Speculation is rife about the identity of Sergeant Shadwell's alleged friend, with some The Masked Singer UK fans pointing out that fellow The Masked Singer contestant Marjorie Potts - better known as TV's Madame Tracy - was one of the key speakers at Sunday's event. Shadwell is far from the first person to be escorted out of the Greater Dyvyn Conference Centre by security; earlier this year, three women were removed from a panel at DivaCon after starting a food fight. Several other attendees had their weekend passes revoked and were allowed to leave under their own power. But whether Sergeant Shadwell was there this weekend to meet a friend or conduct an investigation, it's probably best that he choose another venue; he's unlikely to be welcome at ConStellation any time soon. SCUZZ FISHER
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Bottom left: Masked Cat out of the bag? Did a Pam & Sam guest let the big secret slip? Did Rose Montgomery really just admit to being the contestant known as Black Cat in the current series of The Masked Singer UK? It seems almost impossible; surely a contestant would be more careful when taking part in a show like Pam & Sam AM. But people do make mistakes, and Pam & Sam does air live. Let's look at the evidence. Appearing on the show to advertise her upcoming show, Notes and Measures – which promises to be part cooking show, part mixology class, and part vineyard tour - the celebrity chef was asked if the rumours surrounding her participation in the competition had any truth to them. “Well, naturally, I can't tell you that,” Montgomery told her hosts with a knowing smile, “there are all sorts of NDAs involved.” I don't want to jump to conclusions, but several of the previous weeks' clues seem to have hinted at Montgomery's involvement. For example, in week five of the competition, Black Cat's clue package included “if they take note of my performance, they'll finally get the true measure of me” (emphasis mine) – while Montgomery's show Notes and Measures was still just a distant speck on the TV scheduling horizon. And in week six, Black Cat was shown on CCTV with a daisy – and Daisy, like Rose, is a popular flower name. Is Rose Montgomery Black Cat? We'll find out tonight. GRESHAM PENDER
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