#⇻⸸⇺ cries of the cryptid

[rq-solsymc-deactivated]

tw: transED vent

i hate the feeling of being full, its one of my biggest dysphorias. doesnt matter how reasonably small i make the "healty food" i feel bloated and very full and its the worst.. its almost sickening how full i feel, i should be hungry all the time but im not this isnt fair

[aroace-madness]

Batkids calling Bruce "mom" when he's being Batman

They started doing it to mess with Bruce and the other rouges at first but then it spiraled

They still call him B of course but also call him a various versions of the word mom

Dick calls him mom, mamă, mother dearest (when he wants something)

Jason used to call him mom alot when he was still Robin but stopped after his ressurection, after he reconciles with Bruce he calls him mom sometimes to mess with him and to have the joy of confusing his goons

Tim calls him mostly B but will call him mom every once in a while when he's tired enough

Barbara doesn't call him mom, for obvious reasons but will jokingly call him a mama bat when he's being overprotective of any of his kids

Stephanie, like Tim mostly calls him B but will call him mother when she wants something from him or is sassing him

Cass mostly calls him mama, sometimes mom or Mǔqīn and very rarely mother

Damian variates in calling him father, baba and mother after some convincing from his siblings

Duke, like Barbara, doesn't call him mom or any variation of the word but will use that title against others like "stop that or i'm telling your mom" type of thing

Bruce will never admit it but being called mom by his kids give him immense joy for no apparent reason, he knows that they started doing it as a way of messing with him but he will take whatever he can get

All the rouges, police officers and every civilain is confused about the way the batkids adress Batman because in their eyes? Batman is a man, or maybe he's not? The youngest Robin does call him father. Or maybe Batman is a being beyond gender? They will never know

[bluerosefox]

Another DPxDC idea.

I love the ideas of Chef Danny and the AU's but what if Danny opens a small dinner/restaurant and sometimes people stop by for a quick bite but the thing is there is little to no real menu. Danny just comes out when he hears his doors open, greets them warmly, takes them to their table and asks for drinks gets them, before heading into the kitchen.

At first everyone is confused until a few minutes later Danny shows back up with food, food that is amazing and freshly made and HOW DOES IT TASTE LIKE MY -Insert childhood fav meal or preferred fav meal here- ?!?!?!

Danny's small place is at first very unknown but eventually blows up as a urban myth and when people try to find it, its very hard to find. Some people swear its outside of 'this' town, others say they found the place in 'this' city, others find it on long car rides in the middle of nowhere.

It changes location.

The only common real clues is you find it on foggy nights and the neon sign shining 'OPEN' is seen through the fog.

[jackcryptid]

Blackout poem I made for school last year (of course I had to make it snape related)

Source text: "The Rape of Lucrece" by William Shakespeare

[sapphicseasapphire]

His eyes are full of glowing white liquid, and it drips down his face like something akin to tears. They can’t be tears, though, they can’t, because his body is nothing but spirit magic and light. His shoulders don’t shake with sobs because he can’t breathe. He doesn’t cry out because he’s incapable of making any sound.

He is not crying. He can’t be crying. That’s not possible.

[evermorethecrow]

You'll be sorry

[t00thpasteface]

﹏🐬﹏

[puppetmaster13u]

My take on @phoenixcatch7 's Possessed Doll Au, specifically the designs lol. Technically a first rendition and might change (and of course it's not all of them seeing as there'd be others like Nightwing or Red Hood lol)

[thatndginger]

Two girls in a car going the opposite direction: "Cause baby you...."

Cryptid, leaning out the driver's side window: "YOU GOT WHAT I NEED!"

[rq-solsymc-deactivated]

ATTENTION: pinned post time (the boundaries update)

hi im sols/solsy, im (insys) 16/17 but im intra omniage and an age hoarder. the outerworld body is 21. im a parakid but im not posting about that anymore.

other info if found on #faq tag

boundries:

please dont flirt with me anymore. idc who you are. unless you are the person "#⇻⸸⇺ forever theirs" is for do not flirt with me, do not hit on me, and do not make sexual comments towards me anymore. its all off the table.

tags:

(will add any i forgot)

faq tag | important questions and infomation

⇻⸸⇺ rambles | text posts inc my own reblogs of my own posts

⇻⸸⇺ guest appearance | reblogs

⇻⸸⇺ intrests | mostly tua and other things i like

⇻⸸⇺ hoarding | my labels n stuff

⇻⸸⇺ a friendly chat | anything from my inbox hate or otherwise

⇻⸸⇺ cunning games and interesting lies | askbox games and asks from askbox games

⇻⸸⇺ the hatred boils | anything discourse, will be tagged

⇻⸸⇺ cries of the cryptid | vent posts, tagged to the best of my abilities

⇻⸸⇺ dancing the line | probably discontinued tag for anything non platonic

⇻⸸⇺ forever theirs | anything about my best friend and partner

⇻⸸⇺ his 5th favroite toy | anything about my f/o five hargreeves

⇻⸸⇺ holding them forever in my heart | anything about any of my fictional others and fictional crushes

do i need a tag for my objectum posting? our laptop is really sexy | placeholder tag for objectum posting and reblogging

all warning tags are tagged as #tw: [topic]

[sirenofthegreenbanks]

also 🌹

hiiiiiii (waves at uu with hands and feet) . i know the ask game requests just ONE sentence of a RANDOM wip but i do what i want

Zhou Xu braced his knees and stood up. The movement itself signified a thick fatigue lining his bones, but the play of his brows was easy. He crossed over to Kexing, picking up the plate with dates Kexing was holding. He tickled him under the jaw. “The great Wen Kexing…” Zhou smiled and let it trail off there, because even the most confident men had their limits. Kexing understood without Zhou Xu finishing the sentence.

this is from the same wip as the last excerpt (: <3 <3 <3 its also what i originally considered for the no-context condition of that game but it didnt seem to be mysterious enough. though i dont know if the other snippet i settled on in the end is much mysterious either huehe. at least there is the birth of a calf

send me a rose for a snippet

[crisalidaseason]

Do I have a very shadowbanned account? Probably, or maybe I am just a trashy account (which isn't far from the truth because all of this is chaos)

Did I create a side blog for my history/folklore/pantheons/archeology content? Yes. Will it flop? Most lokely. Do I care? A little bit, sometimes I get sad but also I do shit anyways.

Here is the new account @thehistorianrants I have one post up already. If you enjoy it, feel free to follow and if it's not much to ask plsss show some love there. History is one of the few topics I can feel connected to people - due to my extreme social inadequacy - and I'd love to discuss history with anyone who also wants to share things.

[bone3chan]

I can’t tell if harry du boi is just super relatable or just is just me perfectly reflected by a smart game that studies me as much as I study it but I did cry twice

[the-kipsabian]

one more post for tonight i promise i'll shut up now i have to eat before i end up passing out instead, but i was supposed to make this when i got off the plane but it was such a hassle so here

this was the last song that played from my playlist when we started landing. something about this just hit me really hard, seeing the new country below and with everything thats been going on and all the struggles and everything, that im finally here ready to experience all of this like...

yeah. i think that last line just hits really hard at the moment

im not afraid to keep on living

[abandonededen]

MY MAMAA @malka-lisitsa

Send me a url and I'll write positivity for them! Always accepting

Nova collects broken people and reminds them what it's like to feel safe and loved. I truly can't imagine my life without November in it at this point. She has the biggest heart and loves so fiercely, and is so gentle and kind with those of us she cares about, and some of the most important people in my life, I met through Nova, who also lives on that list. Of course she's an amazing writer and does an absolutely fantastic job with Katherine, but I really do want to focus on Nova personally, because I feel like a lot of people on the dash only know her as the beautiful badass Katherine mun, and not the insanely loving, compassionate cult leader beautiful human she is. Nova stood by me at my worst and helped me remember that I'm loved not in spite of my imperfections, but with them, and made sure I knew I would always have a home with her. There's a damn good reason she has such a dedicated group of friends. She's so giving, and so loving, and so fiercely loyal. Normally I finish these off by dramatically saying I'd die for the person in question, but y'know what? I'd live for Nova. She makes me want to keep trying, and make a better future for myself and the people I love. Love you, @malka-lisitsa 💙💙💙

[thehistorianrants]

Context: This ask was sent to me on my original account (crisalidaseason) back in May/June. It was related to a fanfic I wrote inspired by a myth of my homeland. On this post I will go into more detail about this being. Beware the warnings!!

Content warnings: Sexism, neglect, mentions of SA (not detailed, but if it triggers you please don't read this), impregnation, pregnancy.

What is the Rose-colored porpoise?

Category: History

First things first, this is a rose-colored porpoise:

It's a type of river dolphin that inhabits the Amazon and Solimões rivers. It's known for being the largest river dolphin, they can reach almost 2,5 meters (this is about 8,4 feet for the people who still use the arcaic imperial system).

The legend says: It is said that this animal turns into a beautiful and charming man at night and seduces any woman he wants. He gets them pregnant and disappears into the river by morning.

This is the popular image associated with the man. He has copper skin and uses a hat and button up shirt.

This is a picture of "Manaus", from the TV show Insvisible City (Cidade Invisível in portuguese), It is not the best picture to represent this man (since this show was not written by actual people from the region therefore he lacks the copper skin) but it's good enough.

The real story: Nobody knows for sure the time this legend surfaced, but the tale is at least 300 years old (maybe even more). This story was passed through oral tradition in the Amazonian communities, the purpose was to justify a scandalous pregnancy. It was mostly to keep the men without punishment for impregnating young women and also give the poor girl some "dignity" (not really).

The popularity of this legend, though, is unmatched! Every June, the northen parts of Brazil have the Junine festivals, in which we celebrate the harvest and also is associated with some saints from the catholic religion (colonization doing its shit). When these festivals happen, we have lots of dances and presentations, it's a big cultural event. One of those events they tell the story of the rose-colored porpoise/man. Here is an example: (2) Dança e Inclusão - Primeira Apresentação no Festival Parafolclórico Inclusivo: "Olho de Boto". - YouTube

Some interesting facts are:

People say that if you see a man in a hat and button up shirt at a party - and you have doubts about his "humanity' - you have to take of his hat. If it's the actual creature, he will run away from the party right back to the river.

It is also said he sometimes does not transform completely into a man and you can identify this by touching his back (you might feel his dorsal fin).