#很开心很开心!!!!

[bangjiazheng]

2018-2019年梦到的一首【神歌】的歌词。我醒来时唱着它的旋律（没有歌词）。一定是【神】/【????喵~????】启发了我唱这首歌。

朋友，我把这首歌分享给你。

这次状态不好，唱的不好。我不是故意的!!!!

因为黑客，和准备来捷克，我2年没有唱歌了。

（��个旋律都一样，可以填写不同的歌词。这是我在超级英雄主题故事中填写的版本1的1到3）：

【1】

救世主/遥远宇宙，终极世界/神的使者。

救世主/宇宙，神的/宇宙。

救世主/遥远宇宙使者，遥远宇宙/使者呀..………….

【2】

救世主/遥远宇宙，终极世界/神的战士。

救世主/宇宙，神的/宇宙。

救世主/遥远宇宙使者，遥远宇宙/使者呀..………….

【3】

救世主/遥远宇宙，终极世界/神的光热。

救世主/宇宙，神的/宇宙。

救世主/遥远宇宙使者，遥远宇宙/使者呀..………….

Friend, I share this with you.

The lyrics of a 【God's Song】 that I dreamed about in 2018-2019. I woke up singing its melody (without lyrics). It must be 【God】/【????Meow~????】 who inspired me to sing it.

【God】, I Thank You Very Much!!!!!!!!!!

Some 【God's Miracles】happened in the process,Great!!!!

(each melody is the same, you can fill in different lyrics. This is 1 to 3 of version 1, which I filled in in the superhero theme story):

【1】

Savior/far away universe, Ultimate World/God's Envoy.

Savior/universe, God's /universe.

Savior/ far away universe Envoy, far away universe/Envoy..………….

【2】

Savior/far away universe, Ultimate World/God's Fighter(Solider).

Savior/universe, God's /universe.

Savior/ far away universe Envoy, far away universe/Envoy..………….

【3】

Savior/far away universe, Ultimate World/God's Light (and) Heat.

Savior/universe, God's /universe.

Savior/ far away universe Envoy, far away universe/Envoy..………….

[thisishowifeelaboutkawaii]

[anbaisai]

對不起姐姐你是中国人吗？ ✨😲

居然在汤不热被人喊姐姐了www 不过没错我是！

[marilearnsmandarin]

[swdgf]

《我的一个朋友》 by 孔恰

[oak-ash-thorn]

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[skynapple]

I got xiao long bao all is welllllll

[xsammei-her-belovedberyl]

Tomorrow my Chinese online class and I’m so excited ♥️

[thisishowifeelaboutkawaii]

[wdhf100083t]

阿半今天很开心

眼睛真的很漂亮哎

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[chen-738]

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[cheri-cheri]

EN vs CN: Wildlight Chronicles Event (Caleb)

While the English translation of LADS content is definitely wayyy better than in MLQC, there are certain translations that I felt could have captured the original Chinese version more accurately. Let's have a look at some of the major translation differences in the Wildlight Chronicles Event:

1. Caleb's "Maturity"?

[ EN Version ]

Caleb: You're making me sound like a beanstalk in a fairytale. MC: Were you worried about not being taller than me? After all, it might make you seem less mature to me. Caleb: Was there ever a time you thought I was mature?

[ CN Version ]

Caleb: You make me sound like a spring bamboo shoot. [说得我像一根春笋。] MC: Back then, were you ever worried that you'd never be much taller than me and lose your dignity as a big bro? [你那段时间有没有担心过以后都不比我高多少，失去当哥的威严？] Caleb: When have I ever had the dignity as a big bro in front of you? [在你面前，我什么时候有过当哥的威严？]

The EN translation likely used "beanstalk" instead of "spring bamboo shoot" as the former is more common in a Western context, but this is just a small point.

The more significant difference is that the word "威严", which carries the idea of being dignified, stately, imposing and stern (think of the majestic aura exuded by royalty), is simplified to "maturity", which has a completely different word in Chinese (成熟). And as usual, the EN translation had to censor the reference to Caleb being a "brother" to MC 😂

2. Caleb's Retirement Plans

[ EN Version ]

MC: Caleb, you can be a farmer when you retire! Caleb: Workin' as a tutor, chef, and handyman... You already planned out my retirement. I'll be busy even as an old man.

[ CN Version ]

MC: Caleb, you might actually become an outstanding farm owner after retirement! [夏以昼，你退休以后说不定能成为一个出色的农场主！] Caleb: If I add this to what you said earlier about me becoming a tutor, chef, and handyman, you have already filled my post-retirement plans to the brim. [加上你之前说的家教，厨师和修理工，我退休后的规划已经被你��排的满满当当了。]

I find that the extra adjectives used in the CN version (e.g. "outstanding", "filled to the brim" injects more colour and vividness into their dialogue.

As a side-note, wouldn't you agree that the best post-retirement plan that Caleb could have is being a doting grandfather?

3. Casey's Chinese Name

[ EN Version ]

Caleb: The campsite manager said he named him Casey because the name's derived from a word that means "vigilant". Casey's always on top of everything, even catchin' field mice.

[ CN Version ]

Caleb: The boss of the campsite said that he gave Kuan Kuan its name because of how it oversees the wide field and can catch field mice. [露营地老板说，因为宽宽管得太宽会捉田鼠，所以才给它取了这个名字。]

Just a slice of trivia that Casey's name in Chinese is 宽宽 (Kuan Kuan), which literally translates to "broad broad" / "wide wide".

4. Caleb's Retirement Plans

[ EN Version ]

Caleb: I bought them because they're beautiful. also, beautiful flowers are meant for someone special.

[ CN Version ]

Caleb: Because they look very nice. And also because nice flowers are meant to be given to the person one likes. [因为它很好看。也因为好看的花要送给喜欢的人。]

To me, the phrase "the person one likes" comes across more intimate and direct (which is in line with Caleb's nature) than simply saying "someone special".

5. Bad and Good Results

[ EN Version ]

Caleb: There will always be a result. MC: What if none of them bloom? Will that still count as a result? Caleb: Yes, even if it's not what we're hoping for. Caleb: Regardless of whether the flowers bloom or not, they're the flowers we cultivated, protected and watched over together. Caleb: Even if none of them blossom, we can take what we've learned and plant new ones. Caleb: As long as you're willing to keep trying, our flowers will bloom someday.

[ CN Version ]

Caleb: Our flowers will bear results. [我们的花不会没有结果。] MC: A bad result where the flowers don't bloom also counts as a result? [开不出花的坏结果也算结果？] Caleb: Of course a bad result is also counted as a result. [坏结果当然也算结果。] Caleb: Regardless of whether it's a good or bad result, those flowers were cultivated by the both of us, protected by the both of us, and accompanied by the both of us. [但无论好与坏，都是我们一起耕耘，一起守护，一起陪伴过的花。] Caleb: Even if the flowers don't bloom this time round, we can carry this experience when planting the next round of flowers. [即便这一次没有开出花来，我们也可以带着经验去种下一次的花。] Caleb: As long as you're willing to keep trying, there will definitely be a time when our flowers bloom. [只要你还愿意继续尝试，我们总会迎来一次花开的。]

The CN version brings out Caleb's mindset towards results more clearly, where he sees purpose in the pursuit of something regardless of whether it ends badly or well.

Sprinkling in a little analysis: This dialogue is clearly layered, where you can replace the word "flowers" with "relationship" and it would be an accurate description of their pre-relationship dynamic. Caleb's tender care in cultivating the flowers, his patience in waiting for the flowers to bloom, having no expectations that the flowers would bloom (as we can tell by how shocked he was when the flowers actually bloomed), and him simply being content with being by MC's side is a mirror of what he has been going through so far with MC.

I also find it interesting that Caleb's says that the flowers will bloom someday "as long as you're willing to keep trying" instead of "we", and I'm glad that the EN version captured this accurately. Just like in his previous dates where Caleb holds himself back like the yearner he is, we once again see Caleb giving MC the space to take the initiative to make their relationship blossom. And she finally does that in the Floating Floraletter date ( ´ з `)🍎

6. The Little Assistant

[ EN Version ]

Caleb: It doesn't matter what role you pick after you retire. You'll still need your trusty assistant.

[ CN Version ]

Caleb: It looks like no matter whether I become a farm owner or handyman after retirement, I can't do without my specially hired little assistant. [看来退休以后无论是做农场主还是作修理工，都不能没有特聘小助理。]

This was unfortunately a mistranslation which changes the way this line is interpreted.

The official translation could be interpreted as Caleb wanting to become MC's trusty assistance regardless of what post-retirement hustle MC decides to take up.

However, in the original Chinese version, Caleb was actually referring to his own post-retirement plans and how MC is indispensable in his future.

⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝ That's all for now! Thanks for reading and I hope you found this interesting HAHA

❀ Masterlist

[a-putain]

“你的头颅...会被放进这里面哦”春蝶小姐对我说。

作为一名海盗，我在与女王的战斗中落败并被抓获。而被抓获的海盗通常只有一个结局--那就是被处决。

“这么说，你们要将我斩首了？”我故作嚣张：“看来，我的威名还是给女王留下了深刻印象的，不然，你们怎么会用斩首...”

“是绞刑哦”春蝶小姐打断我，作为女王特派的刽子手，她对我的性命有完全的掌控权”

“而且，是最痛苦、最漫长的螺旋绞刑。绞刑结束后，我再把你的脑��割下来，装到这个笼子里”

听完这句，我的心已然凉了半截：“不，求求您，不要用那种方式处决我...”

可是，她只是命令随从将我捆绑起来、拖向刑场。

我被剥光衣服，只剩一条内裤，赤裸地暴露在观众面前。观众大多是女人，令我更感羞耻。春蝶小姐的手指在我的乳头上抚慰着，轻声在我耳边告诉我：

“知道为什么女王只判处你螺旋绞刑吗？因为她想验证那个传说--即你是不是真的海上种马。因为真正的种马，即使在被处决的时候，也会射精”

我绝望地看着不远处我早已被绞决的船员，他们都只穿着内裤，赤身裸体地吊死在人群中间矗立的高柱上，鸡巴勃起，内裤被尿液浸湿，但无一射精。

“螺旋绞刑是最痛苦，也最缓慢的死刑方式。你有充足的时间证明你的价值”

然后，她慢慢拨动扳手，令绞索缓慢地勒紧我的脖子。我在恐惧与绝望中开始了徒劳的挣扎，我的双手早已被捆绑在背后的杆子上，绝无可能挣脱这必死的境地；再多尝试也只是徒增观众们的笑料罢了。

“很好，你勃起了--应该说，你勃起的更大了。女王告诉我，传说中‘海上种马’的鸡巴至少有十九厘米长”

她揉捏着我的乳头，看着我的龟头分泌的淫液浸透内裤，展露出模糊的深色斑点：“快些，射出来吧，女王也许会饶你一命呢，只要你甘心做她的性奴，她会给予你想要的一切”

可我依然没有射出来。求生的欲望全部转化为肢体的挣扎，丝毫没有射精的念头。可我越是挣扎，绞索就勒得越紧，令我呼吸困难、浑身酸痛。阴茎涨的难受，却被内裤紧紧束缚着，令我痛苦万分；我想褪去内裤，却又意识到这是自己最后的遮羞布，无奈之下，只能继续扭动身体尝试缓解不适。

然而，最终的时刻还是不可避免的到来了。我意识到春蝶小姐已停止收紧绞索，而是专心地刺激着我的三点时，我知道一切都不可挽回了。我将在他的玩弄下耻辱地死去，说不定还会向观众们射出一大泡精液，成为被女王和她的刽子手彻底征服的标志。

“���出来吧，女王会给予你丰厚的奖赏。哪怕要将你埋葬，也会是国葬。而若你不射呢？你尸体体会和你的兄弟们一样曝尸广场，忍受乌鸦的啄食，直到化为白骨”

“快射出来吧，臣服于女王，她会让你享受无尽的荣耀...”

我已听不清春蝶小姐的话语，只能感受着她的手指轻柔地抚弄我的身体、各种敏感之处。我抽搐着，抵抗她的羞辱，但无处可躲，只能让观众们看尽我濒死的丑态。我的鸡巴已然勃起到最大，呈现出紫红色，将大量的淫液涂抹到内裤里--

终于，伴随着阵阵奇异的快感，我的精液奔泻而出，射穿了内裤，在表层留下一片白色的痕迹。而后，射精的力量快速减弱，将更多精液射在内裤与鸡巴相接触的狭小空间里。射精的瞬间令我丧失痛觉，我突然奋力挣扎起来，仿佛回光返照，拼尽全力想要挣脱行刑椅，以至于连身下的椅子都嘎吱作响起来。然而，我终究没能逃脱春蝶小姐的死亡陷阱，伴随着射精的结束，痛苦回到了我的身边，那片刻的欢愉，终究没能抗衡死亡的绝对压制。

我感受着自己制造的最后一份淫荡的湿滑，在女人们的哄笑声中失去力量，在绝对的耻辱与绝望中，缓缓向死亡臣服。我的肢体最后抽搐了一下，仿佛不甘的怒吼，但最终被春蝶小姐制造的完全窒息所掌控。

春蝶小姐通过揉捏我的乳头确定了我的死亡。她向观众宣布我的死讯，并在示众整整六个小时后，将我的尸体带到她的手术室。在那里，她将亲手割下我的头颅和阴茎，泡进防腐液里永久保存。

我不会想到，这两个物体竟保存了几百年，直到女王和春蝶小姐的尸骨都化为灰烬，也还依然在人世间流传着。我的头颅和勃起的阴茎被数百万人围观过，他们口口相传着我的故事：那个被判处了绞刑的男人，在射精的瞬间感受到了何等的愉悦。

[thelaststarfalling]

Okay it was cute and fun, I experienced good food, pretty views, healthful lakeside air, and a surprise bluegrass jam session!!

But the best part is probably this fan edit that my mom made of me in some chinese photo editor with pics I sent lol??

planning a cute little solo trip later this month 2hrs away 😌