#( askbox call. )

[nightmarecountry]

[leans into the microphone] hey. like/reply to this for one (1) vampire spawn corinth in your askbox. mutuals only + multimuses please specify muse(s). mortals will probably be pursued as prey (he was a serial killer even before he was turned, he's still coming for your eyes) but if you've got ideas i'm all for it.

edit: yeah yeah i didnt get to these today ksjndfj i will at...some point. im real tired

[stealingpotatoes]

One thing that lives in my mind rent free is ALL of the interviews with Diego Luna talking about Jabba

That man's relationship with that hut, in my opinion, is what true love looks like

so sad Cassian didn't end up meeting Jabba at some point in season 2 😞

NO SAME I LOVE THOSE VIDEOS SO MUCH. poor mr luna was robbed

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[catchameme]

Whisper something in my muse's ear and see how they react!

NOTE: the setting is someplace public! It can be during an important meeting/moment, etc. Feel free to specify, or else receiver will choose when answering!

[nemkero]

[barges into ur inbox looking harried with blood on my face] i’m dying and the only way to save me is by talking about ur self indulgent zuko time travel bs

[i cradle you gently in my arms] no... stay with me.... [places this into your chest]

i think the dynamics would be so funny between these 3 in particular with 16 y/o zuko being pitiful and emo, 19 y/o or post-comic zuko being more silly and getting into his groove and looking up to his older self a Lot, and 28 y/o zuko acting all cool and stoic to try and impress his younger selves when in reality he tripped over his robes the other day and fell into the turtleduck pond

[wildmoonatic]

i bring you: my casual clothes tankman design (and steve too)

i am so normal about found family tankdad

happy pride month lol

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

for @skeren ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

"Mu-shidi?" Yue Qingyuan asked.

Mu Qingfang was sitting on a decorative rock in one of Qian Cao Peak's small meditation gardens with his head in his hands. Yue Qingyuan paused, hesitating at the edge of the garden as he watched Mu Qingfang's shoulders heave with a deep sigh.

"Zhangmen-shixiong. In your purview as sect leader, do you believe I have the power to medically relieve someone from their position of authority on the grounds of madness?" He asked.

"Ah, I should have known this was coming," Yue Qingyuan said. He approached and sat next to Mu Qingfang on the rock, folding his arms over his knees and offering a small smile. "Will Mu-shidi finally be requesting this one's resignation?"

Mu Qingfang snorted a laugh and uncurled, but not without rubbing once more at his brow. "Actually, I meant myself."

"You?"

Mu Qingfang turned to look at him. Yue Qingyuan's brows shot up, startled at the absolutely exhausted and frantic look on his face. The healer was pale, his eyes shadowed, and Yue Qingyuan realised for the first time that some of his hair was slipping out from his wooden guan.

"What happened?" Yue Qingyuan asked, reaching out to catch Mu Qingfang's wrist. Mu Qingfang allowed the contact, not protesting at the reversal of their usual position as Yue Qingyuan probed his meridians, which Yue Qingyuan thought was a sign something was truly wrong.

"It's Shang-shidi," Mu Qingfang said gravely, which was not what Yue Qingyuan was expecting.

"What do you mean? Did something happen to Shang Qinghua? Did he—do something?"

"Is Zhangmen-shixiong familiar with the Bleeding Heart-Tongue Berry?"

"The one that causes full-body hemorrhaging?"

"No, that's the Crimson Bleeding Heart Berry."

"Oh. Oh, the one that requires oral dual cultivation to cure the deadly fever?"

"No, that's—it doesn't matter! The Bleeding Heart-Tongue Berry's sap and flesh is a powerful truth serum. It compels anyone who consumes or comes into physical contact with it to say whatever is on their mind, with complete honesty."

Yue Qingyuan looked around nervously. "We don't have an outbreak, do we?"

Mu Qingfang sighed one more, pushing his hand under his glasses to press against his eyes. "Shang-shixiong came into contact with some when he was on his last mission off the mountain. I have no idea how, since he was assigned to go secure a trade deal to the North East and they only grow in the South West, but—"

"But he was afflicted, and is now compelled to speak the truth?" Yue Qingyuan asked.

Mu Qingfang slipped his hand from Yue Qingyuan's so he could grip his arms, leaning in intently.

"He is driving. Me. Insane."

—

Mu Qingfang led Yue Qingyuan to one of the nearby patient rooms. Inside, Shang Qinghua sat at a low tea table, sipping at a cup that smelled medicinal and poking at some nuts and seeds on offer. Nothing looked amiss—Shang Qinghua didn't look damaged or ill, and the room was neat and orderly.

When they entered, Shang Qinghua's head shot up.

"Mu-shidi! Zhangmen-shixiong! This one is—not super glad to see you! Not that you're not great. Mu-shidi, I really appreciate how you keep us all alive. Remember that time I accidentally drank ink as a disciple and you had to pump my stomach? Yeah, I so am glad you were there to do that and not let me die. And Zhangmen-shixiong, you're very hot, and I love that, and I find how sad you life is—well, troubling actually, although not enough to do anything about it. You kind of make me uncomfortable to be around. But the hotness helps! Not right now, though. Right now I would love if you would leave, because I really don't want to tell you about anything I am thinking about, because I just got done spending three days sucking demonic dick and I really don't want to answer any follow up questions about—"

Shang Qinghua's eyes went wide. He grabbed a handful of the snacks and shoved them into his mouth, presumably hoping to stem the flow of words. Instead he immediately choked on them and coughed up walnuts and melon seeds over the table.

Yue Qingyuan rubbed his forehead. "Ah. I think I see the problem."

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

drawing your favorite guys being silly is very effective at keeping The Horrors at bay

bonus doc from a different canvas:

[wally-is-fast]

Wally West. Me, a very nice anon, decided that you deserve a one-day vacation. Enjoy! :)

*I muttered a strong spell under my breath, sending you into the hellverse, featuring an alternate version of @arrowsnsarcasm and his boyfriend @john-brendan-knowles *

-🔯

*The last thing Wally remembered was using his speed to get up from his couch to grab some snacks for himself and Oliver. That was not unusual as he often used his speed to grab things fast. He remembered that they had been watching a movie, that he had been wearing alt clothes while his kid had worn one of Wally's hoodies. What he did not expect however, was that in the next moment, he suddenly crashed into a wall in a rather hard manner. He cursed under his breath, holding his nose that hurt a little, untill he realized one thing. Logically speaking, there should not have been a wall. He knew his apartment layout well enough to know that. He blinked his eyes open slowly to figure out where the hell he was while he mentally asked himself if he perhaps had had a crashout without realizing it.*

[transyashiro]

TME boy SHOCKS transfem tumblr users by drawing tasteful nudes of several fictional trans women and respectfully engaging in transfeminist discourse without chiming in with un-asked for opinions or centering himself

the bar is low but happy to serve o7

[quartergremlin]

Can donnie tell us a bit more about the differences between kappas and turtles? I thought they were water spirits

transcript:

Donnie: Happily! I even have a kappa here to use!

Park (one of mikey's friends): You want to use me as an example? Uh, sure.

D: Like most Yokai, kappa have four fingers! And instead of stirruped feet, have forward facing toes.

D: We aren't a good example of this, but male kappa have a noticeable dip in their plastron. While female kappa don't.

D: Hamatos usually don't unlock their ninpo until their early to mid teens (like we did). Kappa develop their mystics much sooner. They'll often use conduits to manage it until their older. And can learn spells instead of having one "track" of abilities like we do. With dedicated study, kappa can become quite versatile.

P: Wait was that pointed.

Mikey: Park! There you are.

D: The easiest difference for the layman to spot is that kappa don't have tails!

[grapenehifics]

Pardon me pardon me must ask: baseball au??? Say more pls?

Twist my arm why don't you :D I *think* the only time I shared a snippet of this fic is here; mostly because I don't have too much more than that written, lol/sob. The premise is, Obi-Wan was a good enough catcher to make the starting roster of a D1 college baseball team, only to immediately throw his knee out in the first game of the season and spend the rest of his junior year on the bench. By the time he's healthy enough to play again, he's been replaced and loses his athletic scholarship. So, he's back on his foster father (Qui-Gon)'s couch and finishing his credits at community college while saving up for law school.

Anakin, as in the Tumblr excerpt, never played Little League or pony ball or even high school baseball; all those things cost money and his family moved around too much. But he loves to pitch, and he has a killer (left) arm and a fastball in the mid-90s. He tries out for the community college team as a walk-on and the coach (Mace Windu, I think) really, really wants him but he's totally overpowering their regular catcher - just blowing the poor kid away. Mace knows Obi-Wan can't catch an entire season anymore but it's worth it to him to blow an entire spot in the roster just for the one person who might have a chance at actually catching what Anakin is throwing, and if Obi-Wan happens to hit a home run and limp around the bases every once in a while then that's a bonus. So Obi-Wan joins the team as Anakin's personal catcher.

That's chapter one :D Obviously they end up going to the playoffs and obviously Obi-Wan ends up 'coaching' Anakin in more than just baseball if you know what I mean, plus the tight pants and nail polish soooooo...yeah I really need to get back to this one.

Thank you for asking!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

and also if ssniperwolf doxxing is such a Bad Thing. Why hasnt there been a police report about it? Jacksfilms is a white man who owns a house, its not like the police arent gonna believe him.

but i guess its easier to just shit on women the moment they do something bad. 🤷‍♀️

got this and one other ask from this person, and im definitely not posting all that shit.

im a pretty firm believer in the "just let girls live" philosophy, but nah sssniperwolf is a bad person who is actively causing harm. sssniperwolf is SIGNIFICANTLY larger than jacksfilms, each of her daily uploads getting millions of views. YouTube constantly promotes her channel on twitter because she makes them a shitton of money, and her content is made ENTIRELY of stolen videos. She sometimes doesn't react, she just steals content. She refuses to even give a single piece of credit. It's not that she's a reaction channel, it's that she is unethical and getting rich anyway.

And Jacksfilms FAMOUSLY has been ripping on reaction channels since the fucking RayWilliamJohnson days. This is like, one of his things. He is part of OLD YouTube, and is a huge proponent of defending the rights of small creators and encouraging original content. The channel he has about this, jjjacksfilms, credits every creator they can find that she doesnt, and also gets in touch with some of the creators, all of which have reported never being contacted before her stealing their videos.

Sssniperwolf, despite being a woman, is fallible. Don't come into my askbox defending her from this, frankly, extremely manageable backlash she is getting. It started with asking her to simply look at the names of the people whose videos she was stealing and putting them in her video. Crediting them. And she has not only been aware of this the entire time, but she's been actively and publicly mocking Jack. It is getting out of hand because she STILL refuses to do this extremely simple, reasonable thing. Something that, one might even say, she is obligated to do.

Also, doxxing is a bad thing even if it isn't illegal (which it is). It's a threat. Showing someones home online is a deliberate tactic to make someone feel as though they are vulnerable and powerless. What about that is not a Bad Thing? Dunce.

I'm sorry to tell you this anon. But women are capable of being bad people too.

[stealingpotatoes]

Ghost Kanan probably tells all the other Force ghosts about his kids (Zeb, Sabine, Ezra, and Jacen)! Mace and Depa love the stories about their grandkids, Obi-Wan and Satine love the stories about the hijinks that ensued on Mandalore, Yoda tries very hard to pretend he wasn't the one who sent them to Malachor aka PTSD-ville, Qui-Gon is enormously entertained by all the chaos in the Rebellion, and Anakin and Padmé are sitting there with popcorn!

omg yes i LOVE that

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[catchameme]

Wedding Bell Wednesdays! Send "🔔" if your muse would marry mine!

If you can't see the emoji, send "BELLS!"

[separatist-apologist]

Tamlin is Feyre's abuser and shipping him with Elain is gross! Hope this helps!

Tamlin, Feyre, and Elain aren't real, do you know that? Tell me you know that- I'm not convinced you do.

And while you're working that one out in your mind, why don't you go ahead and find me one male MAIN character who isn't an abuser by the real world definition. I'll wait. Forever. Because you can't you fucking weirdo.

[nixotinix]

had a... day at work and am hoping that i don't have another tomorrow, but i bestow upon my loyal flock;

the nixverse relationship chart! (the nixverse is what i call my DCAU- it's the world that Dementophobia takes place in)

this was made with my finger on my phone because idk if yall know this. making relationship charts on paper is!! hard!! so enjoy the little phone doodles

if you want to provide me enrichment, or see more of these fellows, or just be plain nice to lil' ol me, feel free to drop questions or comments about them and/or their relationships in my inbox!! mayhaps i'll even respond with a little doodle :3