#( text: ronnie. )

[thefixations-ofmine]

They can go all night, baby

[cuddlesomeone]

oh but speaking of goku figures look at this absolute tragedy

[jacnaylor]

"how can you ship that? it's so toxic!" bro i watched british soaps in the mid 2000s. you don't know the meaning of toxic.

[ar3s-r4t-qu33n]

Hi yeah can I get a fuckin SOURCE ON THAT PLEASE????

[necrotic-nephilim]

thank you for the tag, @sasheneskywalker!!!

rules: answer and tag nine people you want to get to know better and catch up with.

favorite color: it changes regularly, but currently, a dusty/greyish purple

last song: Maps by The Front Bottoms

currently reading:

Butcher & Blackbird by Brynne Weaver is my current fiction read and i *hate* it with my entire being. don't read it.

Postcolonial Astrology: Reading the Planets through Capital, Labor, & Power by Alice Sparkly Kat is my current non-fiction read and so far, it's very good

i'm reading a lot of comics at the moment, but my main read is Manhunter (2004) which so far, is very good, i highly recommend. i'm also planning to read Midnighter (2007) and Black Widow (2014).

currently watching:

The Acolyte has been my most recent fixation so that's just on loop rewatching over and over in the background. a lot

i've been watching Pennyworth which is far better than i expected it to be, i'm really enjoying it

i also started Invincible, which i've been enjoying

idk if it counts but i've rewatched Madame Web a concerning number of times in the past few days.

currently craving: i'd kill for an Italian Cream Soda from tea2go rn

coffee or tea: tea. i used to be a big coffee person in my teens but my chronic illness doesn't like caffeine and it *really* doesn't like coffee so i just drink tea now, but i do love tea

hobby to try: the unrealistic hobby i'd like to get into a fanfiction binding, but that takes materials and resources i do *not* currently have. i think a more realistic answer is i've been meaning to get into marvel comics more.

current au: tbh the main AU i'm working on is a Lance Brunner-centric Post-Crisis fic where i'm completely rewriting his origins to make his death as Robin more significant but still something no one talks about, leading to the ressurection of Jason also reviving Lance and Jason going on his little spree, having no idea he's not the only dead Robin. i've figured out all of the backstory and how i want to characterize Lance, but the actual plot of the fic i'm still working out. i'm leaning toward Lance/Dick as a ship, but i haven't decided. i have so many notes and ideas though and i think it's funny to take a random one-off character from a random 60s comic and actually turn him into something substantial and how he'd shape the Batfamily. trust me i'm so close to infodumping about it here everyday.

i'm also working on a *really* messed up unhealthy Damian/Tim fic, where Damian purposefully breaks the timeline so Tim was never Robin and Damian was the third Robin instead. but when Bruce "dies" Damian realizes he has no idea where to start with finding Bruce so he has to go to a civilian!Tim for help, who has no idea the timeline was changed or that he was ever Robin in a different world. it's gonna be fun and fucked up and full of Damian's jealousy complex over Tim.

i don't know if i can come up with nine whole people to tag for this since i'm still new here but i can try: @searchforahero @divine-dominion @kevin-day-is-bi @kerakeriza @deepwithintheabyss

@maryshellyswife @alicemaem @justmyshittyspace @sandmanwhore and yeah that's all i got.just tagging some mutuals/ppl i see on my posts a lot!!!

[byexbyez]

i never post wips because 99% of the time i never continue writing them but this one… i thought it was gonna be very short… the first scene alone is 2k words and counting

[nachoxpsi]

Merry Christmas, B*TCHES!

[undead-potatoes]

Didn't really have a plan when I gave Ronnie a blind eye BUT I think I have some idea of what happened

It's something he've had most of his life, and he was either born with it or it's the result of an illness he suffered as a wee bebe. Either way, his right eye is almost entirely blind, being able to perceive some light through it at most. It doesn't bother him too much though - it's just how it's always been, and he's perfectly content with it.

Over the years they've had plenty of offers from various people to replace their eye with a magical one, but they'd rather not mess with it. They've gotten by just fine in life with one eye, and they're not sure how much they trust some mage or artificer to not fuck something up.

Everyone she meets seems to think the eye and the scars on the right side of her face are related somehow, usually that they're both injuries from the same attack, but that's not quite right. They ARE related, but only insofar that her right side is literally her blind spot, and she didn't see her attacker coming before it was too late.

They do however love to just make up some new insane story every time someone asks about it though. They tried to ride a wyvern, it was the revenge of a spurned lover, they fought a dwarven berserker one-on-one, it was a freak accident during sex, they fell down the stairs and hit their head on their mother's priceless Golden Age statue.

He does this in part bc he's tired of all the invasive questions about his disability, but it's also a way to deflect and joke around about the fact that he did indeed get hit that one time, a moment that could have cost him his life had he not dodged out the way juuust in time. At least the scar makes him look cool.

[gonksinlove]

V reading this like... Ronnie... Ronnie no. Kerry is most definitely NOT having an orgy, or doing anything AT ALL, in Dogtown... trust me... I tried...

[buttered-toasty]

More artfight refs for my sillies :]

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They are inseparable 2 me they have some weird relationship going on where everyone who encounters them thinks Evita is the scary dog. This is not true. They are not Ronnie’s bodyguard or anything; they just sort of stand there while she makes Faustian deals.

[thefixations-ofmine]

And I oop-

[unusualshrimp]

A cheesy valentine for your inbox:

okay obsessed with this one. thank you 😁😁😁😁😁🥰🥰🥰

[ronnie-wood]

do yall ever remember that mick jagger was an economics student bc man most econs students i've met are uptight nerds and he's just-

well he is uptight about money though, so it tracks...

[nowherelaney]

Can you imagine releasing your debut album and it literally has hit after hit……im talking mr.brightside, smile like you mean it, somebody told me, all these things that I have done…..all those absolute bangers being on your first album

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝕯𝖎𝖔 - 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕴𝖓 𝕷𝖎𝖓𝖊

[flingmetothemoon]

Cloudy's text, GIF n' video adventures - Don't make Teddy Lobo cry

Dracula: What are you doing, Renfield?

Renfield: Master, I will no longer serve you and continue to put up with your constant abuse for many more moons! Time to have a breakup of the century and turn you into medicine with my new shiny cop girlfriend!

(Rebecca Quincy bursts through the door and starts singing Scuttlebutt, but her shrill squawking is so ear-piercing Dracula starts screaming and flailing around as he slowly melts like ice cream into a pile of blood)

Renfield: YAY! Collectable Dracula blood! :D

Tedward: (Also bursts through the door) WHAT?! OMG RENFIELD, HOW COULD YOU MURDER FUCKING DRACULA IN COLD BLOOD AND NOT EVEN CONSIDER GIVING ANY OF IT TO ME! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AWKWAFINA!😡😭😡😭 (Kicks Rebecca to the moon)

Renfield: NOOOOOO MY NEW GIRLFRIEND! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS! (Beats Teddy to a bloody pulp)

Tedward: Owie! Mommy, he hurt me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*1 second later, not only does Bellafrancesca storm into the room, so does Mandy, Ronnie, Alucard and Marya Zaleska, because the rule is everyone freaks out and acts like the world is gonna end when the tough baby wolf puppy starts crying like this*

Bellafrancesca: OMG what's going on?! What did you do to my baby!? D:

Mandy: OMG it's a BEEG BABY! :O

Ronnie: How could you, Renfield! How could you be so heartless as to make momma's boy cry! Quick, apologize ASAP! D:<

Alucard: Renfield, you have 5 seconds to atone for what you have done to this young Lobo before I give in to my thirst and drain all of the blood out of you to your death! >:C

Marya:

(Grabs Renfield, throws him into the blender and blends him until he's a juice and give a cup to everyone in the room, especially to Teddy to cheer him up, and throws a party) 🥳

Renfield: (His blood is green from all of the Beetlejuice he drunk in his life) Sowwy guys... ;-;