#(eight -> dad)

[arkangelo-7]

Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.

Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to “keep running up that hill.” (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)

Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.

Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.

Actively complain about how everyone is “ruining his floor” whenever they push back their chairs.

On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.

Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?

Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they “have that at the Watchtower.” This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.

Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.

Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.

Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.

[katiekatdragon27]

We(me) want more shrimpo x glisten 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

Sorry for starving y'all, here are some shinyshrimp (mostly shrimpo) in their pre-parent parent era.

I am so tired chat, so I had to draw them sleeping for like the third time. Canon event.

Lots of doodles below cut:

Earlier I had an idea about Shimmer coming from an egg. It keeps the whole "not having a skeleton" aspect for her while also allowing for cute fluff moments (and parental denial).

They had very different reactions to the whole "being dads" thing.

Shrimpo: This thing is gross; we need to get rid of it- Glisten: What- NO!? We are not "getting rid of it" Shrimpo!! There could be a LIVING BEING in there! We're keeping it. (I've always wanted to be a father, anyways) Shrimpo: UGH FINE!! But I want NOTHING to do with it! I'd HATE being a dad! Glisten: Ok.

Not even a few days later:

Glisten: Hello, my darling Shrimpo~ I'd like to see the baby- Shrimpo: HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS Glisten: RIGHT UNDERSTOOD! Let me get you some tea with those chocolates-

Wow, for once Glisten isn't the one getting the princess treatment, how crazy is that!?

Glisten, despite his beef with Toodles, does genuinely want a kid. He has fatherly instincts and kinda wants to utilize them lol. Especially a girl. He would really like a girl.

Shrimpo has no fatherly instincts whatsoever. He talks to babies the way he talks to adults minus the swears. He was not that kind when it came to kids when Gardenview was in session, but it just took his own to violently rip out those instincts and show them to the world.

As the days passed, Shrimpo develops a parental mindset but like the overprotective kind. In the wild, actual shrimps carry their kids around under their tails, and that felt protective so *cutely projects that on Shrimpo*. Also the idea of the mean guy being the most nurturing parent is something I fw.

But as a result, Shimpo does not let anyone near the egg... including his husband. Although this peeves Glisten quite a bit, he puts up with it and stays nurturing in other ways, like bringing stuff to Shrimpo to keep the peace lol.

And to show more of the prehensile tail, here is Shrimpo carrying Shimmer.

They're probably going out to hang out at the park or something idk. Toodles is vibing with her sibling and kind of father-figure-not-really-but-whatever. Also, although Shrimpo could carry Shimmer in his arms, it's more comfortable on his tail to carry a person more than a heavy object (and Shimmer enjoys this better too).

Enjoy the goofy family doodles and have a good one gang!!

[bruciemilf]

Damian, planning to marry Jon because like hell that mf is gonna be someone else’s best friend for life: I require counsel of the romantic variety.

Jason: Just because I’m dating Jaime doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[willowcrowned]

I love eight year olds because no one else these days has the courage to lie blatantly to your face with the conviction of a sixth-century martyr

[tekitothemagpie]

Eri, talking to Toshinori on ft : and then Lemillion-

*drops the phone*

Eri, gasping : All Might, are you okay?!

Aizawa and Toshinori : *dying of cuteness*

[respectthepetty]

Wasin Has His Reasons!!!!

It's clear that Charan and Khanin have slept together in episode eight of The Next Prince, and Khanin is hellbent on making it everyone's problem as he wears his man's colors and demands that Charan forget a lifetime of culture and oppressive upbringing.

And Blue Boy Calvin is just one of the many victims forced to witness this when he checks to see if Khanin is okay, which is more than Khanin did for him when HE DISAPPEARED FROM A BAR IN A FOREIGN CITY! But Calvin was raised as a prince and understands caring about other royals is a formality included in his duties, while Khanin has only recently come into this position, yet has taken to some aspects like bossing people around and demanding things with a quickness that should be alarming.

But anywho . . . Khanin is back in his color once training begins again.

And even though he is flirting non-stop with Charan, they are back to their designated colors.

Khanin is still the Heavenly Human and Charan will forever be his Black Brooder.

And the show continues to emphasize that Khanin is The Golden Child. The light that glows around him at all times reinforces that he will be the one to lead these people to greatness and shine the great light of truth on all the lands.

Well, if he could stop making heart-emoji eyes at his bodyguard for more than two minutes.

But he does get Charan an excellent color-coded gift in the form of black and gold headphones in a gold box. It mixes Khanin's gold with Charan's black. I think Chakri also deserves a pair the way these two are probably going at it, but Khanin doesn't treat my sweet cupcake of a man right, so he'll just have to buy his own brown pair to coordinate with his outfits.

Like the way the Dark x Light Duo color-coordinate their kinks to their outfits.

Others have written plenty of words about these two, and I have bigger princes to fry, so I'm just going to sit here and enjoy how well Domundi commits to the color-coded agenda.

Ramil has a black lace blindfold to match his black lace shirt which matches Paytai's white lace shirt, and it's giving me Ai Di and Chen Yi flashbacks from Kiseki: Dear to Me because if they are going to suffer, they are going to do it together and matching not just each other's energy but also their clothing.

Even at the worst of times, they are still dark x light and balance each other. Which I hope means that if he is forcibly separated from Paytai, he will lose his shit enough to join the common folks and dismantle this whole monarchy (and kills his shitty father).

Because Ramil and Paytai need each other.

Just like Blue Boy Calvin needs new friends since he is already willing to go on another trip to see a guy (okay, Long Island gay) with Khanin after NOBODY CARED THAT HE DISAPPEARED FROM A BAR IN A FOREIGN CITY!

Yeah, I'm taking about you, Heavenly Human, who is surprisingly wearing the color of the common people — brown. Interesting.

However, his grandfather is back in white after his quick detour into darkness when HE BANISHED CHARAN TO THE STABLES!

He planned to go on this trip too, but, God is calling him home because he is looking sickly in another white outfit, but maybe God has help from the earthly plane since another prince is acting fis---

Anywho . . . Heavenly Human Khanin with his Black Brooder right next to him is devastated at the news. (not really, not at all)

So this Heavenly Human and his Blue Buddy go visit the Blue Boy Prince.

However, Wasin can't help but give us lore in his darkest blue yet. He already told Khanin that the Assavadevathins are the sun in this kingdom, which seemed inline with the theme of Khanin being the Golden Child, but it came across as more . . . alarming. We know he, too, lost his "partner" from Charan's history lesson, and now we learn he also lost a son who would be Khanin's age, yet Charan only mentioned that Wasin lost his partner, not a kid.

I had a Wild Ass Theory that Jay was his son because of the blue color and the frame around their pictures or that even Calvin could be his son because of the blue coloring.

But Blue Boy Calvin has a dad and Jay said his dad died when he was younger and Calvin didn't show up to the protest, so---

Anywho . . . Khanin and Charan continue to have a light x dark dynamic, but they are now wearing brown, like the commoners, and are surrounded by blue.

Wasin allows the Heavenly Human to go to a protest, but just like the earlier outing, Khanin wishes to be like the common people, yet Wasin wants him protected. Doesn't seem odd that he wants to provide extra security (unlike the king who only leaves Charan to save everyone).

So Khanin shows up in brown and white, and all hell breaks loose due to the aggressive nature of the bodyguards.

But Wasin encouraged Khanin to go to the protest knowing full well what it would be about since this is his land. He also sent the large amount of bodyguards. And Calvin, once again, WAS MISSING! So just like the club and the market, the spotlight is on Khanin (and Charan). He also is the one who suggested adding tasks to the competition even though he doesn't have an heir participating.

Khanin was poisoned with the bow practicing archery; however, I thought it would be with the arrows because the fletching was so close to his nose and the color is greenish. Normally, Khanin's fletching is white just like Ava's is pink. They are color coded, so if the fletching was green, it made since that the coach from Bhuchongphisut would poison him that way.

But once I saw the coach's fletching, it actually looked very green, so what color was the fletching on the arrows Khanin was using for that poisonous practice? Is it closer to blue?

Finally, Wasin said his son would be about Khanin's age, yet all the kids' fathers are accounted for, except Charan's, but he is too old because he was six when his mom died, and she died protecting Khanin's mom.

Putting the pieces together:

Charan's mom died protecting Khanin's mom since the butler said that Thatdanai was there for her on the night she died, and we know Thatdanai ended up running away with Khanin as part of the plan to protect him

So there were only two guards protecting the royal family, which is on par for the king's way of thinking about security

Charan then became the adopted son of the king

Ramil said Khanin's mom was a Bhuchongphisut, so her death was a blow to two houses

Wasin's partner is dead and so is his kid (and people didn't seem to know about this kid so was his birth not announced or was he not born yet?)

In the present, the king said that Thatdanai was dead after the attack at their house in London and even had a burned body to make sure people believed it even though we know he is not dead

He also faked Khanin's death for years with possibly a baby's body to cover up the story

Ava was not supposed to participate in this competition since she is a woman

Wasin suggested adding new parts to the competition

Ava's father suggested archery since that's Ava's strength and Wasin agreed

Khanin was poisoned in archery

Ava also shouldn't have been in the club

The other two heirs were gone when they were approached outside the club

And the most important piece - - -

Blue Boys are long-term planners

So did the king somehow cause the death of Wasin's partner and his child at the same time Charan's and Khanin's mom died because he didn't have enough security, so now Wasin is trying to frame Rachata (who is an easy target cause we hate him) as he takes down all the people around the king, so he will have no heirs while using Ava and her family as pawns (or are the Pink People in on this)?

Wasin's district is not doing well and they blame the Assavadevathins, so is the king also screwing over Wasin's people for his own greed because even Ramil's dad asked for more resources at one of their meetings and the king shut him down?

So is Wasin finally over the sun burning them all?

Is he going to push the king to finally show his true color — RED!

I've been holding onto that red card for fucking ever until @scarefox's post made me rethink it!

[winchester27]

Maddie: He is so cute

Buck: yeah he gets that a lot. You should meet his kid though.

Maddie: Wait - Chimney has a kid?

Buck: ??????

Maddie: I rest my case :)

[just-an-enby-lemon]

"The kid seems scared.

Tip had always been a little nervous. Or at least that was the reality when the two had met.

It was fairly obvious for everyone that met them that the child had not been treated well by their formar guardian and in a way that Elphaba sadly recognized still seemed to afraid of facing the same pain and rejection again.

Still lately the kid seemed more relaxed and open, treating her with the same easiness and earnest they did Jack. More determined to learn than eager to please. Following her around with questions and vibrating with excitement as she turned wooden sticks into dolls and toy swords alike. It made her think of Nessa in a very bittersweet way.

She failed her sister and she would not allow herself to fail another young person she became responsable for.

That's to say Tip's strange turn to the same scared kid she met soon after leaving her behind and being declared and enemy of Oz scared her.

"Miss Elphaba, I have something very serius to tell you."

Maybe they want to leave. They are not in fact different in the same way Elphaba is. Tip is a normal if deeply magical child who just ended up in the care of a horrible woman. Being her aprenticce is actually the only thing turning them into a dangerous and hated figure.

"I understand."

The kid takes a deep breath. Elphaba tries to think on the best words to explain that of course they can leave if they want to and that they can take as many provisions as they need. Tip will never again be a prisioner.

"I don't think I am a boy? Wait no. I know I'm not a boy. Like the idea of it is still a bit scary because it seems like it will be a big deal but I'm fairly sure I'm a girl actually. I just never though about it before but Jack called me she accidentaly and it just makes sense. I am still the same Tip and please let me keep being your aprentice." She says in a single breath.

"What?"

The girl looked scared. "I'm a girl." She says. Than in a smaller voice. "I can try to be a boy if you want?" It does not appear to be something she wants and the fact she still sugests it breaks Elphaba's heart a little.

"Oh! Oh. No, no, that's fine. Do you want to be called something else?"

Her eyes go huge and she stops deep in thought before answring.

"Uh. I guess so, but I'm still thinking on it. I don't mind Tip for now."

"Okay, tell me when it changes?"

"Will do."

"Anything else?"

Tip looks a bit shy for half a second before a excited smile covers her face. "Could you let me borrow a dress?"

Elphaba laughts.

"You are too tiny for my dresses, kid. But I can help you magic one for yourself. "

Her eyes shine. "Cool!"

[...]

"Morrible says you'll marry some prince soon." Dorothy says making a face.

"I don't see why you are soo distraught, my dear, I'm pretty sure she'll find me a great prince." Glinda says with false cheer.

"I doubt it. Princes are all very dull."

"Met many princes did you?" She jokes lightly, trying to find a way to change the subject. She loves the kid dearly and for all it's bleak consequences will always be glad the tornado ended up bringing the girl into her life but she would preffer not to discuss those subjects. Specially not in her own bedroom in a rare moment of relaxation.

"Well no." The girl pouts. "But most boys are dull and I can't imagine liking to marry even the ones that aren't. I guess I just thought you were the same? I'm sorry."

"No need to apologize. And I sure hope marriage is unimaginable for you, you are way to young for it."

The girl smiles a tiny bit before frowning.

"I can imagine myself marrying a girl one day."

"Oh!" Is all Glinda says.

"I told Aunt Em once she told me to never say it again, she told me I was too young. But I'm ten now and I feel the same. " Dorothy rarely talks about home, sometimes Glinda tricks herself into beliving it is because her the kid just loves Oz better, that she forgot all about it, but she knows deep down that Dorothy will always miss Kansas, always miss her uncle and aunt and Toto, she just accepted home as a place she'll never return to. In the good days Glinda knows Dorothy would also miss Oz, would miss her munchkin friends and mostly would miss being Glinda's apprentice. In the better days she thinks about bringing Dorothy's family here. After all Kansas always seems sad and hungry. "Girls don't marry each other in Kansas." She continues. "But I though maybe they did here. "

"I think they do everywhere, Dorothy, is just some people pretend they don't because the different scares them."

"Like the Wizard and the animals?"

Glinda had only recently convinced Dorothy to only speak her very dangerous beliefs on the Wizard in private and even there she sometimes corrected the kid. But right now it felt too much like liying to Elphaba she couldn't do it, not when she knew Dorothy to be right.

"Yeah. Just like that."

And after a second she adds.

"Between us, I would also like to marry a woman".

Dorothy smiles, just a little bit.

[...]

She knows she should not be here.

But it's fun, she likes the dancing and the food and the small chance of going back home with something that can actually help Elphie. Maybe a magical item or even just some usefull information.

Besides the girl she is talking to is very pretty and fun and smart and she is not open about it but she's definitivaly not the biggest fan of the Wizard either. Oh and a great dancer.

"I'm sorry" the girl says "but I think I did not catch your name?"

Now it's the moment to say something clever like 'i never gave it to you' or maybe just invent some fake name. She can't say her name. It's too easy of a conection to make. But she doesn't need to lie. After all it was never really her name. And she has a name now. Has had it for days and just keept it a secret in some weird form of fear. But it felt like time. She would tell it to Elphie and Jack when she went back.

"Ozma. I'm Ozma. What's yours?"

[...]

Dorothy had never had so much fun at a party before. Her new friend was the most beutifull girl she ever met and the funniest and cleverest and it had never felt so easy to talk to someone before. In fact the only thing Ozma didn't appear to be was a good dancer but Glinda had teached Dorothy well and she found herself leading the other girl steps into the best dance she ever had.

She noticed Ozma did not gave any surname but it was not her place to pry. She just hoped to mert the girl again.

"Dorothy." She says and takes the hand. For a second she considers continuing in the way she was instructed to (Dorothy Upland at your pleasure and a kiss to the hand) but while she loves Glinda that's not really her. And she somehow trusts Ozma enough to be honest. "Dorothy Gale." She shakes the hand just like Uncle Henry used to.

[emptybox68]

[sbkmsk]

‼️OLD MAN YAOI WARNING‼️

[ammoknightsofficial]

Due to the Potential Hazards of most Jewelry - Rings run the risk of Degloving, Earrings are easily ripped out in Combat - most Hunters and their Partners prefer alternative methods of declaring their Relationship Status.

The more hardcore Life Partners seem to opt for Tattoos in visible locations. Tattooing the face is reserved for the most extreme and dedicated couples.

[thelilylav]

Oh to spend your life trying to change to yourself for your best friend only for her to get mad at you the second you finally make a decision for yourself…

[according2thelore]

a shapeshifter that turns into dead serial killers just to fuck with people. there’s the attention aspect, sure, where richard ramirez buys $20 worth of energy drinks at the gas station and the clerk does a double take.

but it’s also just…funny. the moment when someone decides that they are going to say something, but are a bit too restrained by social delicacy to accuse them outright.

wow…you look just like…has anyone told you…never mind. no, i'm sorry, do you know who ted bundy is?

and the shapeshifter will demure and scratch at bundy’s thick eyebrows and say wow no i’ve never heard that. who is he?

and watch them sputter through an explanation.

it comes with the unfortunate side effect of unwanted eyes—eyes from the wrong sort—a man in a wrinkled suit and a badge on his hip doing a double take, eyes narrowing in keen suspicion. but nothing ever comes of it. how could it? most of these bodies are ashes, baked into the concrete of a new cell block.

it never causes a problem, really, until a soccer match for the local nine year olds. over-invested parents cheer loudly and hassle referees, and the shapeshifter is just passing through the crowd, honest--it’s a public park after all--and where else are they going to have such a captive audience of unguarded cars?

a clatter, a few parental gasps, and a man has turned around to look at him, a cup of coffee crushed in his fist. it’s clearly scorched him, steam still rising in the cool air and his fist a bright, shiny red.

but the man doesn’t look away, face slack, eyes wide.

today, the shapeshifter has picked the body of dean winchester, a spree killer from a decade ago that died like most spree killers do. violent. bloody. the shifter found his picture a few full-body videos in an archived police report. it was a coin flip between him and brother, but the shifter likes options, pockets sam for later.

and it takes a second, underneath the man’s shirt advertising an elementary’s school family fundraiser from a few years ago and a ball cap, for the shapeshifter to realize they're staring at the not-as-dead-as-previously-reported real, in-the-flesh brother of the dead dean winchester.

sam winchester, serial killer, PTA father, eating up the ground between them.

muscular arms, hollowed eyes, necklace bouncing on his chest, reaching in his jacket pocket for something.

“dean,” sam says, breathless, face slack in horror, tears silently pouring down his face, and the shifter gives a small, hesitant grin, hand reaching in their pocket for their switch blade.

“heya, sammy.”

[here-comes-the-moose]

I feel like if Phee was pregnant, she and Tech would act like how my parents acted during each of my mom’s pregnancies.

Phee would just be chilling, doing her own thing and going on as usual pretty much up until it’s time to have the baby (and gets annoyed if she’s told to slow down or take a break), and basically making the whole thing look effortless. Then you have Tech freaking out any time he has to go somewhere for longer than an average workday, constantly asking if she’s comfortable, nearly having a heart attack when he sees her doing things around the house, and tripping over himself to get whatever food she might be craving.

[the-kings-of-henrietta]

thinking about niall lynch being from belfast rn.. thinking about him telling stories to ronan softly at nights in a northern irish accent.. thinking about ronan having twinges of a belfast accent when he says certain words....

[mothofmyth]

Thinking about Buck crashing out over Bobby listening to In Case You Don't Live Forever by Ben Platt. Full on ugly crying, sobbing, clawing at himself, his furniture, the floor. The man deserves to be a wreck for a while tbh.