#*Posts and runs away to bed*

[tricks-n-illusions]

[ Reply to this from @ask-team-misfit ]

Silas seemed excited the moment he heard Rue wouldn't mind listening to him, no one ever wanted to listen to him... but his smile quickly faded into a confused expression.

"What... does... that mean...?" His eyes shifted around while he tried to understand, did he say something wrong? He wasn't completely sure what she meant, but whatever it was it didn't seem very good. He couldn't help but notice her reaching towards her bag. In response, he let out a soft and low growl.

Teeth bared, Silas nervously backed away from her. Despite the sudden aggression he looked more scared than anything.

The tiny fox loudly began to ramble, it seemed like he was reciting off some type of script. Almost as if this was information he was fed and told to say when faced with questions. Eventually, he just ducked down with a whimper and began another attempt to hide himself.

"I do not want to get hurt again! Please do not tell!"

[syn0vial]

i appreciate that in the boba fett expanded universe canon, we have multiple moments from multiple authors that boil down to "despite his reputation/appearance, boba fett is not fearless, and is in fact doing his level best right now to walk calmly away from this objectively terrifying situation rather than breaking into a fucking sprint in the opposite direction"

[winds-of-zephyr416]

The part of the Silm they don’t want you to know about: Melkor’s horrible, awful, no-good pickup lines.

[lostagoodcigar]

Brought to you by a tiktok where this guy was talking abt a girl he was seeing and how every time they had sex she’d give him a little treat afterwards (like a lil candy bar)

Like it starts when you jokingly toss Johnny one of the chocolates you had sitting on your nightstand after he ate you out like his life depended on it- he eats the candy immediately obviously as he laughs

Then you end up with a little candy dish on the nightstand, or in the drawer, any time you and Johnny have sex you give him a piece of candy, throw him a bone so to speak. Not on purpose but you think it’s cute- the way his face lights up when given the candy

You find yourself fucking somewhere in the house that isn’t the bedroom? Johnnys right behind you as you make your way to your shared room for his treat, not even realizing he’s doing it.

Whether you forget on purpose or on accident one day he just kinda stands in the kitchen like a kicked puppy and, “didn’t do somethin’ to upset ya did I hen?” His head tilted to the side slightly.

“What? No- what do you mean?” You are genuinely confused until he mumbles a “didn’t get my treat- ya know-“

You have to stop yourself from laughing as you ruffle his slightly overgrown mohawk before you’re off to the bedroom to toss him his little candy.

Honorable mention: I’d like to think Johnnys somehow ended up explaining this to the others, maybe just Ghost at first. And Ghost immediately understands it and is thankful his smile is covered by his balaclava- leave it to Johnny to get himself trained like a good dog

Basically what im trying to say is doing this to Soap would have him so down bad I think

[tartagliove]

AFTERNOON AT A CAT CAFE 14 days of cupid's arrow ✧ day four ✧ tartaglia x zebra

sweet treats and sweeter laughter, golden afternoon sun, soft fur and cozy cuddles, not-so-secretly snapped photos, dozens of sleepy cats, sharing spoonfuls of dessert, kisses stolen outside to end the date.

tartaglia: enjoying the view?

zebra: yes, the cat has very pretty eyes. i wasn't looking at you at all!

tartaglia: why don't you show me the last photo you took, hm?

zebra: nonono, that's for my eyes only– give it back, ajax!

tartaglia: aww, no need to be so flustered, pretty girl. i took some photos of you too; i was just better about not getting caught.

[isbruniii]

◇ Looking at the light in the room ◇

(Posting a little earlier than planned)

[luck-of-the-drawings]

HAVNT BEEN ABLE TO DRAW ON MY TABLET AS MUCH LATELY. but i HAVE been able to doodle very much on paper while at work. so i have a massive backlog o traditional art i have yet to post. (its literally all OC stuff) to begin, please say hello to two little characters of mine, Copper and Gossamer

[outislovesgoobers]

haiiii 🥰 with Date Everything! Finally having it's full release, I kinda wanted to do a lil post about characters I think folks should check out that haven't been gettin' enough love 👉👈

There's gonna be some slight spoilers, but I'm gonna keep everything brief!

RAINEY!

please please please everyone needs to go play her route <3

Not only does she have some really sweet interactions w/ the others, and is generally a great time - but if you're anybody who's struggled w/ mental health there's a lotta good stuff that'll make you hurt So Good

I'm not gonna go too in depth, but if you've ever had the worry about 'will medication make me lose my sparkle'? This one's for you. There's one part of her route that made me feel *so* goopyshmoopy <3

Artt

Honestly??? I liked him more than I expected!

I wouldn't say he's a particularly complicated character - but for what he does, he's actually a pretty good time :D also his post-love dialogue makes me implode a little so

ALSO you may or may not get to do some fun stuff w/ some paintings. that is all I say. I'm a sucker for customization

if u like hearing men talk about paintings then hey ho go give him a go :)

Curt and Rodddd <333

honestly these two are just a great time KJDSAKJD

Curt is a hopeless romantic, Rod is far more of a realist, but they love each other dearly and are SO goofy

All of their interactions are A+, they have gotten the most giggles out of me from sheer delivery alone - Davied Morales and Jacquis Neil both sound like they were having a blast recording these two

Also, a light duo! Some of the routes can be a lil sad or dark, so if you just want some silly good time boys, go NOW!!!!

Keyes :D

I didn't think I'd like her from the first interaction, but she has become one of my favs

Workaholic Primadonna has a midlife crisis and realizes she is NOT immune to the power of friendship <3

You WILL be endeared by her. I thought I would be immune but I was not, go give Keyes so much love.

Stellaaaaa!!!

Old lady gets pyramid schemed <3 but also has a lot of really interesting story stuff

idk I just love old women. She's so silly but also so, so earnest, and her arc is so nice tbh. I love seeing old ladies get what they want forever.

Very much a feel-good character!

Luke Nuke'm >:)

He's like if you blended a GI Joe w/ one of those bug-traumatized Soldier Guys from Wreck-It Ralph and made him a real boy

He's at a 110% at all times. He's going through so much. He's voiced by Travis Willingham which should probably give a perfect idea of the kind of oddity he is KAJSDSKAJD

I don't even wanna say too much bc I feel like everybody should experience him as raw as possible

if u like when army men yell at you then ummm <3 go get him

Stefan <3

c'monnnn just look at him :)

okay. okay. okay. I will admit I'm biased bc I was whipped for him since the demo - BUT!!!! he is so goddamn fun please go check him out

if you like 'gruff man with a short temper and a heart of gold, w/ tons of passion for his craft', you're gonna love him. Please he needs some more love.

He has a lil chicken timer bestie called Mr. Cluckles. Don't you wanna meet Mr. Cluckles?

Captain Jacques Pierrot :)

Listen it started as a bit but then it wasn't a bit anymore-

He is SO goddamn silly. A walking napoleon complex. He's like if you gave an insecure toddler a sword. Constantly angry about nothing. Narrates everything he does. Will have a tantrum and plug his ears if he's having a bad time. Might be scared of French.

Part of the longest quest in the game! So if you like him, you've got plenty of dialogue options to screw around with

Another fun-time character! If you just want a silly billy, he is your billy 2 silly

AYOYE that is so shmany... there are many more but I shall leave it at that for now <3333 byebye I go bed now mwah

[slightlytoastedbagel]

the baffling shared experience of finding out that p/nterest users just don't fucking understand kohane azusawa

[evergreen-endo]

i’m thinking about my selfship with endo in the tfys universe and i really think a lot of our relationship would be me stirring shit up every now and then on purpose to keep him interested. the rollercoaster of emotions he experiences with takiishi is one thing, whereas with me he gets this unfamiliar feeling of comfort that i keep trying to break and he is just fighting to keep me around not realizing that my tactic is doing the exact same thing to him.

[ulteri0rm0tives]

WORST part of replaying this game. Is that i actually *have* to progress through (most of) it to see Kerry again... Like having to wade through little chocolate gold colds to get to the real shit that ACTUALLY matters.

It actually sucks you meet him so late in the game and only get so much time with him :( especially because I (personally) find his romance and plotline to be one of the more developed slash more enjoyable ones and I just :( wish they gave us more time with him ugh I jUST MISS HIM OKAY GUYS I MISS THIS OLD MAN!!!

[yingleis]

um... i saw your post and i don't really have a specific idea in mind but i do want to request fic(s) or shorts? feel free to discard this request though, just thought i'd try my luck to ask <3

- bai jiu and/or ying lei, the whole squad is fine too

- soft/funny

- absolutely no BE/SE

- if we're pairing anyone can we make bai jiu aged up, don't want tag: underage here

just missing them a lot lately :') anyway if you read this thanks!!! i hope you have a great day <333

this fic contains spoilers for the ending of FoF >_<

Notes:

post-canon, taking some liberties with their abilities

Aged up Bai Jiu, he's about 20 in this

can be read as platonic or shippy

It is well known amongst the townsfolk of Sinan Village that there are two mountain gods that inhabited Mount Kunlun.

Rather, the second deity was not truly a mountain god– his real form was that of a cypress tree– but he'd been the one to listen to their prayers and answer to the best of his abilities before mountain god Ying Lei returned, and so they worshipped him as such.

—

(half a century ago)

“Bai Jiu shanshen, are you not cold? You've been sitting here every day!” The little tree spirit says, materialising to sit next to Bai Jiu, unable to stay silent any longer.

They had been watching over this lonely mountain god day after day, witnessing him take his usual spot on the gate to Kunlun mountain every morning, and would secretly anticipate the arrival of whoever Bai Jiu shanshen was waiting for, only to be similarly disappointed when no one turned up.

Just who was so important that Bai Jiu shanshen would wait for them so patiently and without complaint?

(Even most demons knew now just where to visit, if they had grievous injuries that needed looking after).

“Don't call me that, I don't deserve the title,” Bai Jiu shanshen says quietly. “The actual mountain gods are Luwu daren and Ying Lei.”

Ying Lei? They had never heard of a mountain god named Ying Lei. Luwu shanshen, they knew. He was wise and kind, and always entertained their endless questions with a jovial smile.

But the tree spirit nods, anyway, acquiescing. Bai Jiu daren was older than them, so he would know more about the older mountain gods. “Then, Bai Jiu daren, who are you waiting for? I'll wait with you!”

“I'm waiting for a friend. My best friend.”

—

As always, it is when he isn't paying attention that these yaos choose to sneak up on him.

Bai Jiu reaches for the plum, marvelling at how much easier it is to pick the fruit now, as compared to when he was younger, where his limbs were too short to properly reach the branch.

They aren't quite ripe enough yet, he decides, and is about to climb back down the tree when–

“Who's there?”

No. It can't be. His foot slips, and he goes down with a yelp, landing in the soft snow in an awkward mess of limbs.

“Boy! Are you alright?” Ying Lei asks– it is Ying Lei, alright, with his nest of yellow hair and all too innocent eyes peering down at him.

Bai Jiu snorts. “At least you got my gender right this time.”

“Xiaojiu?” Ying Lei’s brows furrow in confusion. “You're not Bai Jiu, he's not this big! Confess now, who sent you to impersonate him? What are you doing on Mount Kunlun?”

“Silly mountain god, nearly a hundred years have passed, how could I not have grown up?” Bai Jiu argues, slowly picking himself off the ground. “If you need proof, then. You died to separate Li Lun from my body, even though you were scared of going into the afterlife alone and leaving us behind.”

Ying Lei pauses, lowering the branch he'd snatched up as a makeshift weapon as he follows Bai Jiu into the mountain god temple.

“A hundred years?”

Bai Jiu nods. Not quite, but almost.

“Then, you–”

“I'm part demon, part human and part deity, remember?” Bai Jiu says. He doesn't quite know how it works either, only that he still looked like someone in his twenties, according to Wen jiejie.

“No, I mean, you've been waiting here?”

“What else would I be doing?” Bai Jiu replies, pausing in the middle of the room he'd claimed as his in the last few decades.

Only that now, seeing Ying Lei again has made him nervous, uncertain about his decision. He had gotten Lord Luwu’s approval to stay here, but he doesn't know what Ying Lei would think of it– for him to stay in the mountain god temple on the assumption that Ying Lei wouldn't mind– was it overstepping?

“You could've been travelling the jianghu, becoming the best miracle doctor of your time, meeting new people, anything other than staying here in this lonely and cold place!” Ying Lei says, a hint of frustration colouring his tone as he takes in the shelves of medicinal herbs and pills Bai Jiu had amassed over the years.

“But I wanted to stay here,” Bai Jiu replies, pulling Ying Lei into a hug, as he'd imagined doing over the years.

(He'd felt it, the warmth of Ying Lei’s hug as he held his body after Zhuo daren’s sword pierced through his stomach.

How he'd refused to let him go afterwards, knowing that he would dissipate soon).

“Who else would welcome you back, if I wasn't here?” Bai Jiu says, burying his face into Ying Lei’s shoulder.

It was strange, how he was now at the right height to do that, when he'd barely reached Ying Lei’s shoulder the last time they met.

Ying Lei returns the hug, a solid, reassuring, and warm weight against him as he pats Bai Jiu reassuringly. “I'm back, Xiaojiu. I'm back.”

—

Extra:

“Bai Jiu daren, why does that yao have your hair ornaments?” The tree spirit exclaims, gesturing to Ying Lei circling the huge cypress tree in the yard.

The furballs, the tree spirit meant. Bai Jiu had started weaving them into his own braids alongside his bells after Ying Lei’s passing, his own sort of way to remember him by.

(Who else would remember Ying Lei, if not him?)

“They were never mine to begin with,” he says softly, watching Ying Lei reacquaint himself with his home, his heart warming to see those hair ornaments back in their rightful place. “They belonged to my best friend.”

“Your best friend?” The tree spirit echoes, lost. “Oh! That yao is who you were waiting for!”

Bai Jiu nods in agreement. Though–

“He's not a yaoguai, he's Ying Lei shanshen, and my best friend.”

[still accepting fic requests!]

[lady-quen]

Just plant lich things

[ask-valiant-victory]

Happy Pride Month! You get to see Valiant first, no take-backsies, you're stuck with him now. Better get used to doing puzzles >:D

[lovinggreeniehours]

oh also they share the bed. happy pride

[my-911-fic-reading-archive]

Hope is a dangerous thing by Moonrose001

The break-up with Tommy is the last straw for Buck. Needing to get away from LA and his depressive thoughts, he impulsively drives to Canada and rents a cottage to clear his head and it's even working, until Tommy shows up to talk.