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when the two people in the polycule who aren’t dating each other get left alone together
#like yeah your my boyfriend’s girlfriend’s other boyfriend#doesn’t mean i have to like you#*youre#willie t
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BRO BRO BRO GUESS WHAT
UR BURTHDAY IS 2/6
6/2 IS 3
3x3 IS 9
9+ 2 IS ELEVEN
9/11
SO WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY <- what am I yapping about 💀💀💀
Sapphy we are soulmates trust 🙏🙏🙏
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a psa for the weirdos haunting my inbox: I’m no longer entertaining the “do you support the ceasefire?” asks. if you truly cared what i thought and it wasn’t for any other reason, that information is easily accessible and only takes a minute to find on my blog. I’ve been vocal about what my beliefs are. enough is enough.
#g talks#newsflash the ceasefire ended#because hamas couldn’t control their trigger fingers#just like every other fucking ceasefire#unless you present a plane for ceasefire#that helps remove hamas from power in gaza#then yiure not actually saving anyone#*youre#and I’m getting really tired of the only plan being just a ceasefire#it doesn’t help Israelis it doesn’t help palestinians#it just makes YOU feel better#antisemitism#mine#/mobile#/okay to reblog
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YOUR SONGS ARE SO COOL!!!! I listened to your original ones and you have such an amazing voice. I'm a big fan.
:,, THANK YOUIUU
MY EGOOOOO
Ehe.. I very much appreciate it :,3 I just like sharin dittys…. <3333 it’s surreal for anyone to say there a fan to me tho lmao -w- hehe
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I regularly think about Vinnie telling his gay roommate that he's "NOT gonna go through film school a virgin."
#thats just one of those quotes that makes my brain go brrrrrrr and has been rattling around in there for like a year now#but kinda gay to tell your gay roommate that your not gonna go through film school a virgin#after being weirly convinced hes in love with you and trying to prove yourself straight#*youre#the vinnie homophobia episode#🩺📹
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind#mine
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
#Me Fein#There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet#Or nettles#Getting to know your neighbours changes your life#You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore#Botany#Plants#When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come#Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come
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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in
#unforch ive been laserfocused on the composition of toilet cleanibg products and (unrelated) international fishing politics this week so far#i want to talk about anti limescale chemicals 😫 and chinese ships off the coast of west africa 😐#TO EVERYONE IN THE NOTES: don't worry i am not particularly wounded by the awareness that my coworkers would not appreciate a rant#it is a good idea to make sure your conversations remain dialogue and not uninvited monologue for an uninterested captive audience#there is a time and place for excited half-informed monologues.
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This counts as vent art.
#art#my art#animation#the fucking tax people informed me that I've got an unpaid bill#I've paid it and the money left my bank account but doesn't show on their end#I tried to call them today to let them know they fucked up#AND THEY WON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE#PICK IT UP SO I CAN TELL YOU OF YOUR FAILURES
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(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool
#text#i had to go take deep breaths in the gender neutral bathroom#‘what if i just use it to synthesize my ideas’ I HAVE NOT SPENT YEARS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SYNTHESIZE MY IDEAS#JUST FOR U TO USE CHAT FUCKING GPT. DO IT YOURSELF. YOURE AN ADULT
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this is a joke about anime porn. get real
#i will block you instantly for being annoying on this post#i dont want to hear about your life plans. i don't know you
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

#you could approach me on a day when i have nothing on and say d'you want free tickets to a theme park and lunch at your favourite restaurant#and i'd be like [sweating] can i think about it#be shh now#containment breach
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
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