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j2zara · 1 year ago

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I am still kinda enamored w toxic situationship j3 n Jace now like after that first time j3 comes onto him it takes a sec for j3 to feel ok asking for something again but also he keeps crawling back to Jace for more. Sorry I can’t subject j3 to the niceys

#jan.txt #this does kinda go hand I hand w me confidently asserting Porter thinks j3 is a better lay #Jace is fascinated by that assessment and could not disagree more but it does feel good to take hit shit out on someone #*his shit

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bloodbending · 6 months ago

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol #that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard #remember fuck the technocracy 🫶

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gayrob0t · 2 months ago

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'I asked chat GPT-'

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

#cheese seems to have his shit together I trust him

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batsandbirdsandothers · 6 months ago

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Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

#bruce wayne #jason todd #duke thomas #batman #my art #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #dick may have actually shitted his pants before #but why would he need to tell Bruce that #Jason and Duke swore not to tell anyone #cuz they brothers #dc

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brainrotcharacters · 10 months ago

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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

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dollopheadsandclotpoles · 5 months ago

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Merlin was legit cleaning Arthur's chambers like this...

this man seriously had unparalleled job security i swear to god

#bbc merlin #merlin #mine #colin morgan #we've seen arthur's boots eaten by rats #his clothes eaten by moths #merlin has fed him rat #stolen the food off his plate #literally thrown his shit behind counters to 'clean' his room #HOW did he keep his job i'm

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iwritelmao · 6 months ago

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Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

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anik-annix · 1 month ago

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my headcanon for those 14 months time skip is that they all invested in a dyson and a 10 step haircare routine

#like why all so soft looking #the volume goes crazy #ava and her bob omg #you cant see johns hair but trust that shit is shiny and soft #yelena belova #bucky barnes #ava starr #john walker #thunderbolts #marvel #thunderbolts*#another headcanon is bucky actually has the dyson installed in his arm #you just have to remove the hand and add the inserts

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enidtendo64 · 12 days ago

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More Stowaway AU

Pacifica dynamics with each Grunkle. Happy late Father’s Day and birthday to the grunks!

#Pacifica Northwest #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Stan Pines #Gravity Falls #Stowaway AU #my art #doodles #there’s much more lovecraftian ass monsters and pirate specters than I’ve depicted I just really like making jokes about the dynamics #i love Paz and Stan beefing but like now it’s with love #Ford and Pacifica though that was a surprising discovery bc before I’d always have their relationship as positive neutral #maybe Paz a little tinyyyy bit scared of him bc he is Dipper coded but once he finds out about her paranormal connections he might #unintentionally treat her more science experiment and anomaly more than like a person which is very NOT a Dipper thing so Paz is freaked #but like in the Stowaway AU ok some of that happens but I think the more Ford gets to know her as a bullheaded but intelligent kid who’s #eager to impress he sees a bit of himself AND his brother within her personality and she’s had to go through so much shit but she’s still #here and talking her shit and she’s surprisingly interested in history and so intuitive and REALLY into paranormal shit like even if its not #all the cryptid and science shit he likes they find something to really bond over #and then everything else is just like hey! this kid is cool #and then in the middle of the night one day he’s like ‘Stanley I think I’m ready to be a father.’ and Stan goes BWUH?????

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arkangelo-7 · 7 months ago

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Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.