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Finally read Robins!
I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

#addressing Bruce as Batman is such a tell too#hilarious and fucked up#tim drake#bruce wayne#batfam#i continue to maintain that tim being a champion liar while looking like that has given him such an unfair advantage in life#no one suspects this awkward twink with survival skill-level excellence in lying to parental figures is lying to them#not even bruce#my dude this is why you are no longer the world's greatest detective#anyway#I fuckin' love tim drake#robin#robins (2022)
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The cousins finding out about Neil speaking German would’ve been funnier if they were just in the middle of having a conversation in German and Neil butted in because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut
#and they all just turn to him in slow motion like what the fuck#all for the game#aftg#aftg fandom#neil josten#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#nicky hemmick#neil josten my favourite liar
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this happens like five times in game
#the option where joker can choose “akechi makes me so mad!” had me dying like you dirty fucking liar#shuake#ryuji sakamoto#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#persona 5#sammi's art
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clark kent sure looks different now
#bang chan#stray kids#skz#~#createskz#staydaily#bystay#skzco#channiesnet#dailyminchan#dreamytag#userlau#kiwitracks#vilmatrack#thestephtag#usersun#usersa#mimotag#tuserchrissy#uservivii#fuck my stupid baka life im killing myself why would he do this to me why would he look like this outside the mv#and then. And then.#im gonna kill myself. anyways.#also i had no idea what the caption this. bye.#girl who is being soooooo normal. <- liar
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10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.
he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”
normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS
best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day
#spock would have insane insane lore amongst Starfleet cadets and veterans bc there’s literally no way to tell if something about him is#true or not#who are you gonna ask??? Spock?? renowned liar S’chan T’Gai Spock??#’im telling you bro these alien witches LITERALLY stole his brain’#’there’s no fucking way bro. AMBASSADOR Spock’s BRAIN was not stolen by alien witches’#’my cousin was there!!! the fucking Captain put him on a roomba and brought him on the away team!!! he did his own surgery!!’#’TO PUT THE BRAIN BACK IN HIS HEAD? FUCK OFF!’#’HE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE’#’WHO TOLD YOU THAT?’#’MY GIRLFRIEND’S BROTHER KNOWS CAPTAIN UHURA SHE WAS LITERALLY THERE!!’#star trek#spock#star trek tos#s’chn t’gai spock
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congrats me on writing 70k words
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gf theseus’ guide#based on my posting you'd think it was just about bill and ford sucking tongue but no#there's no tongue sucking . i'm a fucking liar and a charlatan .#its just a story about how the trauma your parents gives you profoundly impacts your capacity to form secure and lasting relationships#and that's bullshit . i'm a big enough man to admit this#stump art
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stan ignoring mysteries and weirdness for 30 years balancing out his family's innate curiosity and being why the blind eye ignored him for that long
#truly the power of not giving a fuck#sometimes it's 'eh whatever.'#sometimes it's 'i'm not fucking dealing with this right now.'#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#guy who was completely immune to the traumatising side effects of the mind control tie#his complete lack of reaction to not being able to lie#despite being a pathological liar who desperately keeps so many secrets close to his chest#in contrast ford couldnt wait to get rid of the teeth despite trying them out of curiosity#cos people liked him even less and he admitted to speeding to the cops djdfkhfjk#stan and his inability to give a shit really makes me wanna see stan o war stories even more#both with the contrasting dynamic with ford and the entire fact that he is seeking adventure for once in decades#but he'd be damned if he wont be picky about it!!!#the guy had spent decades seeing weirdness as a nuisance at best#and being what ruined ford's life and constantly put his family in danger at worst
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#trump derangement syndrome#donald trump is a criminal#never trump#trump indictment#donald trump for prison#dump trump#trump for prison#fuck trump#republican assholes#democracy#maga morons#stop trump#trump is a criminal#orange idiot#orange fuck#fuck maga#maga cult#magats#trump can go fuck himself#trump fraud#trump hates women#trump is a threat to democracy#trump is a traitor#trump is the enemy of the people#trump is a felon#trump lies#trump liar#trump loves putin#trump regime#_y6
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Hc where Garak knows Julian is a liar, but he can't, for the life of him, know what he's lying about.
Like, he has this feeling, given to him by years of training and an observant eyes, that Julian is very purposefully unauthentic, and it seems that no one else notices.
He sees how Julian talks a lot and overshares, but never really says anything, to the point where his friends would have a hard time answering any question about him, like, for fucks sake, it took reading his file to get to know his date of birth because no one knew.
Jadzia thinks he has a brother, Miles is convinced he has a sister, and Garak is fairly sure he is an only child, the problem is, Julian doesn't talk about it. He talks too much and hardly says anything.
Garak also notices how he is always tense, as if holding back, like when he lets himself be punched when he clearly sees it coming, when he let's things break even though Garak is sure he could've caught them mid air, how he seems to calculate the perfect amount of clumsy in a day (once he even bumped into Garak and pretended to be distracted) and no one notices.
But Garak does, Garak knows he is lying about something, he feels it, specially when he looses on games and arguments, like he could not think of something else but Garak sees it in his eyes that he is hiding something.
And Garak constantly gets worried, despite his best knowledge, about him.
He knows how lonely it is, to keep yourself hidden from the world, to not let anyone know you, to hold the weight of a thousand secrets on his body, and constantly he sees this weight taking it's toll on the doctor.
Julian keeps people at arms length, he gets close on condition, he larps with Miles, discuss literature with Garak and converses with Jadzia, but keeps them all compartmentalized, always distant, even his crush on Jadzia being shallow, no real depth to it.
Julian seems skin deep and Garak knows how it feels and aches for him.
So he constantly tries to scratch the surface, aways tries to get Julian out of his lie made shell like Julian does to him, and he doesn't succeed, but he keeps trying.
Specially after he finds out that Julian had been gone for a month and not even him noticed it, he knows it's because no one would, because Julian keeps so much of himself hidden that you can't distinguish him from a fake.
And then, doctor Zimmermann shows up...
#I have a billion hcs that directly contradicts one another#That is my mind currently#But like - Julian is so closed off and no one even sees it cuz everyone sees him as an annoying open book#Then you ask his friends: what's his middle name?#And they fumble the bag so hard#And Garak wants to take him by the shoulders and ask WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?#It's ironic even - how Garak gets so despaired by it - it's poetic justice#He just knows there's something about him#He never knows what#I actually dislike Garak already suspecting the augmentations cuz it takes away from Julian being an amazing liar and baffling even Garak#A lot of angst can come from this too#Imagine Garak confronting him? And Julian just evading his questions and dying inside because he wants to tell him????#Anyway#Do with it what you will#star trek#ds9#julian bashir#elim garak#garashir#Augmented Julian Bashir
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Delusional psychopaths often use ALTERNATIVE FACTS (remember those from it’s first term folks) to create their ALTERNATIVE REALITY. No amount of fact checking, by professionals or children, is going to change that.
#republicans#fuck trump#crooked donald#toxic orange asshole#maga morons#alternative facts#alternative reality#lies and the lying liars who tell them#liars#liar liar pants on fire#maga#maga cult#fuck maga#fuck trunp#psychopath#just fucked up
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i really like the fact ras doubled down on 'everything jay walker knows i know' just for jay to shut that shit down the moment he got to sit down and talk with the ninja. im a firm believer jay didnt tell him even half of what he actually knows and that half is still more than all of what the ninja know.
#JAY FUCKING WALKER IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES THATS HIS THING AND I LOVE THAT FOR HIM#jay walker#rogue ninjago#ninjago spoilers#*
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The comments came after a question regarding the relationship between Willie Brown and Kamala Harris. Trump then went on to say that Brown told him "terrible things" about Harris and "was not a fan of hers." Brown denies all of this.
"He is trying his best to get some way to degrade Kamala," the former mayor during a phone call with CNN. "There is no reason why her name ought to be mentioned anywhere near his lies, period."
Trump appears to have confused Willie Brown with former California Governor Jerry Brown, who actually was in a helicopter with Trump to tour wildfire damage in 2018. A spokesperson for Jerry Brown said, "there was no emergency landing and no discussion of Kamala Harris."
California Governor Gavin Newson told the New York Times, "I was on a helicopter with Jerry Brown and Trump, and it didn’t go down," and said that Trump repeatedly brought up the possibility of crashing.
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#donald trump#fuck trump#he's such a liar#california news#san francisco#gavin newsom#anti trump#vote blue#2024 elections#kamala harris#2024 presidential election
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I just think all this discourse around Lewis and the "wife and kids" line is soooooooooo interesting. All this talk about how it's disrespectful and demeaning to drivers with families and how it's shady and rude and uncalled for but I've watched f1 my whole life and to this day there are edits and posts with millions of likes centred around Fernando Alonso's “I knew he would hit the brakes because he has a wife and kids at home” from 2005 when he said it about Michael Schumacher but its somehow not regarded as rude or deserving of discourse- only counted as one of the coolest quotes in f1 history... it's just sooooo interesting to me :)
#lol what the fuck are we doing here exactly#you can just say the quiet part out loud instead of all this tiptoeing you liar :) go on lets see if you're game enough :)#i can read between those lines :) xx#f1#lewis hamilton
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I realized this morning that I've never designed a Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝ in my style well here ¿she? is!
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#fanart#the magnus archives#tma fanart#helen richardson#helen the distortion#tma distortion#tma#the spiral#the liar#my hallway wife#my door wife#real estate agent of death#what's the opposite of a fun house? then make it fun. then make it a person#I can't fucking believe she was a Tori
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this is how the bildad minisode went, right?
#LAST ONE OF THESE I FUCKING SWEAR (I’m a liar)#bildad the shuhite#good omens#bildaddy#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziraphale#aziracrow#go2#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#gomens#gomens 2#crowley good omens#good omens bildad#David tennant#Michael sheen#shitpost#good omens shitpost#shoemaker and obstetrician#job minisode#shuhite sunday
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