#*is a fucking liar*
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oncillabrigade · 1 year ago
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Finally read Robins!
I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:
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atlalasassy · 9 months ago
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The cousins finding out about Neil speaking German would’ve been funnier if they were just in the middle of having a conversation in German and Neil butted in because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut
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samwitcch · 1 year ago
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this happens like five times in game
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gnabnahc · 6 months ago
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clark kent sure looks different now
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dykespirk · 10 months ago
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10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.
he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”
normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS
best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day
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stump-not-found · 8 months ago
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congrats me on writing 70k words
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nenoname · 5 months ago
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stan ignoring mysteries and weirdness for 30 years balancing out his family's innate curiosity and being why the blind eye ignored him for that long
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moonbean117 · 4 months ago
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freedomfromrepublicans · 1 year ago
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fonthoura · 6 months ago
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Hc where Garak knows Julian is a liar, but he can't, for the life of him, know what he's lying about.
Like, he has this feeling, given to him by years of training and an observant eyes, that Julian is very purposefully unauthentic, and it seems that no one else notices.
He sees how Julian talks a lot and overshares, but never really says anything, to the point where his friends would have a hard time answering any question about him, like, for fucks sake, it took reading his file to get to know his date of birth because no one knew.
Jadzia thinks he has a brother, Miles is convinced he has a sister, and Garak is fairly sure he is an only child, the problem is, Julian doesn't talk about it. He talks too much and hardly says anything.
Garak also notices how he is always tense, as if holding back, like when he lets himself be punched when he clearly sees it coming, when he let's things break even though Garak is sure he could've caught them mid air, how he seems to calculate the perfect amount of clumsy in a day (once he even bumped into Garak and pretended to be distracted) and no one notices.
But Garak does, Garak knows he is lying about something, he feels it, specially when he looses on games and arguments, like he could not think of something else but Garak sees it in his eyes that he is hiding something.
And Garak constantly gets worried, despite his best knowledge, about him.
He knows how lonely it is, to keep yourself hidden from the world, to not let anyone know you, to hold the weight of a thousand secrets on his body, and constantly he sees this weight taking it's toll on the doctor.
Julian keeps people at arms length, he gets close on condition, he larps with Miles, discuss literature with Garak and converses with Jadzia, but keeps them all compartmentalized, always distant, even his crush on Jadzia being shallow, no real depth to it.
Julian seems skin deep and Garak knows how it feels and aches for him.
So he constantly tries to scratch the surface, aways tries to get Julian out of his lie made shell like Julian does to him, and he doesn't succeed, but he keeps trying.
Specially after he finds out that Julian had been gone for a month and not even him noticed it, he knows it's because no one would, because Julian keeps so much of himself hidden that you can't distinguish him from a fake.
And then, doctor Zimmermann shows up...
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rmonti55 · 2 months ago
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Delusional psychopaths often use ALTERNATIVE FACTS (remember those from it’s first term folks) to create their ALTERNATIVE REALITY. No amount of fact checking, by professionals or children, is going to change that.
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denkilightning · 2 months ago
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i really like the fact ras doubled down on 'everything jay walker knows i know' just for jay to shut that shit down the moment he got to sit down and talk with the ninja. im a firm believer jay didnt tell him even half of what he actually knows and that half is still more than all of what the ninja know.
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destielmemenews · 11 months ago
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The comments came after a question regarding the relationship between Willie Brown and Kamala Harris. Trump then went on to say that Brown told him "terrible things" about Harris and "was not a fan of hers." Brown denies all of this.
"He is trying his best to get some way to degrade Kamala," the former mayor during a phone call with CNN. "There is no reason why her name ought to be mentioned anywhere near his lies, period."
Trump appears to have confused Willie Brown with former California Governor Jerry Brown, who actually was in a helicopter with Trump to tour wildfire damage in 2018. A spokesperson for Jerry Brown said, "there was no emergency landing and no discussion of Kamala Harris."
California Governor Gavin Newson told the New York Times, "I was on a helicopter with Jerry Brown and Trump, and it didn’t go down," and said that Trump repeatedly brought up the possibility of crashing.
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ef-1 · 4 months ago
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I just think all this discourse around Lewis and the "wife and kids" line is soooooooooo interesting. All this talk about how it's disrespectful and demeaning to drivers with families and how it's shady and rude and uncalled for but I've watched f1 my whole life and to this day there are edits and posts with millions of likes centred around Fernando Alonso's “I knew he would hit the brakes because he has a wife and kids at home” from 2005 when he said it about Michael Schumacher but its somehow not regarded as rude or deserving of discourse- only counted as one of the coolest quotes in f1 history... it's just sooooo interesting to me :)
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sydneighsays · 1 year ago
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sentientsky · 2 years ago
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this is how the bildad minisode went, right?
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