#...whaaaat? 💀

[kalied0skull]

i love you guys so much you know that right

and you also know that I'm probably not gonna respond to the lyrics in soda's inbox right

right

okay

i just felt like i had to establish that because as much as i love you he will not understand anything that is happening

because he's a boy from the 60s

not a boy from the 90s

okay

i promise I'm not mad

I'm just equally as confused as soda is

.. . .. okay

I'm gonna let u go back to playing games now okay

slowly steps back out of the room

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

so no tenure track position for tita conductor?

[solomons-poison]

HELP I just heard the English VA for Toji for the first time and I'm so ??????????

[blairdii]

oh so you want more depression, weird, but i won't judge your kinks I KID I KID

[tfshouldidohere]

5000 posts!

Craaaaaaazy 👁👄👁

[kdh-tally]

Kpop Demon Hunters AU!

Prompt : 10 Minutes of Rumi and Jinu parenting Baby and Zoey.

Authors Note : I honestly feel like (after the whole Gwi-ma thing) Zoey and Baby would most definitely become good friends/partners in crime. I can't think of what their (platonic imo) ship name would be though

PS : As a fandom, what are we calling the groups fandoms?

[“WELCOME TO : Zoey and Baby being Rumi and Jinu’s children for 10 minutes straight 💥”] [Intro Music : “Impurities” by FEARNOT plays in background] 📝 Narrated by: delulu4rujinu

Time Stamp [00:04] [Scene: Backstage before Huntrix’s performance. Baby is filming a dance-trend with Atiny's Jiyoung. It’s a little sexy dance ;) ] Youtuber’s Caption (YC) : “When ur a grown adult but ur mom (Rumi) still sees her small son”

Rumi was seated on the couch prepared for the tired idols who needed to relax after a performance. She and the girls had just finished performing “Take Down”, they’d changed some of the lyrics so it wasn’t as much of a diss track as it was intended to be, and she had come to relax a bit. That was when she’d seen Baby-saja and Jiyoung, from a group called Atiny, talking together. They seemed to be agreeing to something  but Rumi couldn’t tell what. 

She started typing on her phone, faking being distracted, when suddenly, the two started doing some tiktok dance. She’d recognized the sound as the chorus to Atiny’s new song but she had no idea the dance was so… sensual. Her jaw dropped in disturbance and she rubbed her eyes, hoping to get rid of the image.

“Why are his pants that low???” she began whispering to herself, fussing over the unknowing man, “Who gave him that shirt? He looks like he’s trying to strip 🙁” YC : Insert disappointed mom face

Once Jiyoung had left the two, Rumi was immediately on his case, scolding him. “What would Jinu say if he saw you doing all that?”

“Doing what?” speak of the devil. 

“Baby here was.. I can’t even say” she shook her head. Baby rolled his eyes at her dramatics before explaining the situation to his leader. 

“Baby~” Jinu gasped dramatically, holding a hand over his face, “You’re growing up so fast.”

Baby shook his head, walking away from the two. “I hate you guys.”

Time Stamp [01:37] [Scene: Zoey doing the worm on the studio floor. Baby cheers hers on.] YC : “Why are they so messy 😭”

The two were the only ones in the practice room. What was supposed to be a music session turned into the two having a small dance battle. While neither maknae was the group's official dancer, they both learned well. 

“I bet you can’t do a backflip,” Zoey scoffed at the blue-haired man. He rolled his eyes at her before jumping high into the air and doing 3 backflips in a row. As he landed, he sent her a smug smile. 

“Show off,” she huffed. Suddenly, a bright idea popped into her head. “Can you do this?”

“Whaaaat are you doing?” Baby mumbled, eyeing her as she got on the ground. 

Zoey pushed with her arms, chest lifting up, then brought her hips up in a smooth motion. Her whole body flowed forward in a wave-like rhythm. Chest, stomach, hips, knees, toes, then repeat.

Baby watches silently. A little confused but very impressed. “…Okay. That was actually kind of good.”

“Now you do it,” she motioned to the ground as she got up. Baby immediately shook his head. 

“No thank you,” 

“You can’t do the worm.”

“Yes I can”

“No you can’t”

“You suck,”

“I’m telling Jinu”

“You wouldn’t dare,” Baby smirked, “He wouldn’t believe you anyways. I’m his favourite.” YC : Jinu having favourite members is so real 💀

Neither of them saw Jinu watching them both. “I cannot believe I used to steal souls for peace and this is what I deal with now.” YC : Jinu demon era?? 🤪

Time Stamp [02:48] [Scene: Rumi frantically brushing Baby’s hair before a photoshoot.] YC : “That one time Baby tried to go on stage with chunky glitter in his hair”

Rumi seethed as she combed through the boy's, shockingly healthy, dyed hair. “I swear, the next time you put glitter in your hair, I will tell dispatch you’re possessed again.”

“But Rumi it’s called artistic expression—” he grumbled, trying to explain his side.

“I will ground you from eyeliner.”

He shut up immediately.

Time Stamp [03:00] [Scene: Behind the scenes at a variety show. Zoey’s balancing four milk cartons on his head.] YC : “the moment jinu started praying”

Jinu looked like he could cry, “Why does it always have to be you two.”

“They take after you!” Rumi scoffed. 

“WHAT PART OF ME IS THAT UNSTABLE?!” YC : Rujinu never beating the parent allegations 🥳

Time Stamp [03:41] [Scene: Baby, Romance and Mira filming a TikTok dance in the middle of traffic. Yes. Actual traffic.] YC : “Rumi’s soul leaving her body”

Rumi isn’t sure how they got into this situation. She’d just gone shopping with Zoey for food to fill up the dorm when she realized there was massive traffic. “That’s odd, this street isn’t normally that busy,” she said confused, handing a bag over to Zoey who scrolled through her phone. 

“Oh yea, it's cause Baby, Romance and Mira are filming some new tiktok,” the girl spoke calmly, sipping on a drink Rumi had bought her after a lot of begging. 

“I’m sorry they’re what?” As they turned the corner, they were faced with the cause of the mess. Baby and Mira had been filming some complex dance tiktok, with Romance hyping them up as a camera man. They all thought the middle of the street would be the perfect place to do it. 

“GET OFF THE STREET MIRA, ROMANCE. OH MY GOSH. BABY NO—” Rumi immediately rushed towards the two as Zoey stood laughing.

“And Mystery says i’m the crazy one” she wiped a non existent tear as she continued to record the group.

Time Stamp [04:12] [Scene: Zoey and Abby sneak a puppy into the dorms. It’s wearing a crop top.] YC : “they named it Ziggy. it’s got an Instagram now.”

Zoey had been hanging out with Abby after practice hours. The two had gone for a snack run when they came across a dark hallway. They almost passed by but were stopped when they heard a weak whimper.

“Oh em gee-” Zoey cooed as she crouched before the small animal. 

Abby could already see the plan forming in her head. “No no no. Zoey, Jinu will kill me if you take that dog anywhere!” but he was too late.

Zoey walked back to the dorms, puppy in hand. It was cleaned and fed and dressed in a cute little Huntr/x crop top. Abby trudged behind her, already seeing the millions of ways Jinu would somehow blame him for this. 

“Can we keep it?” Zoey presented the animal to both groups, they were all hanging out in the company lounge.

“No Zoey,” Jinu immediately disagreed.

“Actualy…” Rumi began. She laughed as the boy-band leader looked at her in shock and confusion. 

“You’re supposed to be on my side, Rumi,” he whined. Baby scrunched up his face in disgust. Why were his parents flirting right in front of everyone…. 

“To be fair, you have a pet tiger and bird.” she reminded him.

“That’s different…”

Time Stamp [06:18] [Scene: Baby, Zoey and Mystery in the kitchen at 3am making pancakes on Instagram Live.] YC : “When your brother tries to set you up with his bestfriend”

Mystery couldn’t remember how he got into this position. All he knew was that Baby woke him up when trying to sneak out of the dorm room and, for some unknown reason, Mystery found himself following his band-mate.

He didn’t know he would be hanging out with the two maknaes at 3 in the morning. He sighed as they adjusted the camera, officially going live. 

“Hello Moonies~” Zoey whispered to the camera, greeting the Huntrix fans. They were named ‘Moons’ after the Honmoon. “Oh! Hello Prideeeee” she also greeted the Saja Boys fans. This was a joint live after all. 

She moved out of the way to set up the cooking items as Baby occupied the camera. Mystery stood quite awkwardly, this was the first time he’d seen the female hunter in pajamas. She was, unfortunately, cute.

“How can I help?” he asked her.

She looked up at him, a mischievous sparkle in her eyes before turning nonchalant once more. “Help me with the pancake mix?”

“Sure”

Time skip!!

Rumi woke up to multiple notifications going off on her phone. She picked it up only to jump out of bed, accidentally waking up Jinu. “Rumi?” he called out, still half asleep.

“They set the kitchen on fire!” she screeched.

“Who??” he asked, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

“Zoey and Baby!”

“That’s not surprising,,,”

“MYSTERY WAS THERE”

Jinu let out a deep sigh. He was gonna kill them.

Time Stamp [08:10] [Scene: Baby and Zoey being interviewed about their parents.] Interviewer: “What’s it like having Rumi and Jinu as your role models?”

Zoey -> “Rumi teaches us how to glare at people without talking. It's how she handles Jinu when he pisses her off.” Baby -> “Jinu once told me to moisturize or die. He changed my life.”

Time Stamp [09:32] [Scene: All four together. Rumi and Jinu flopped on the couch. Baby and Zoey cuddled up in the middle eating popcorn.] YC : “at the end of the day they’re still a family ❤️”

“I still think we should’ve left them at the orphanage when we had the chance.” Jinu mumbled as Rumi cuddled into his side.

“Shut up. You spoil them every day. You couldn’t live without them.” The four of them end up falling asleep on the couch. Later, the remaining members of the Saja Boys, and Mira return to the dorms only to be greeted with them asleep. 

“They don’t treat us that nicely,” Romance rolled his eyes, arm resting across Mira’s shoulder.

“That’s cause none of you are worth it,” Mira teased before flopping on the floor in front of the couch and getting comfy. 

“Group sleepover~”

Time Stamp [10:00] [“Thanks for watching!! Don’t forget to like, comment, and stan Huntr/x and the Saja Boys for clear skin 💅💖✨” [Outro Music: “As If It’s Your Last” echo remix]

[henneseyhoe]

Velcro.

Jude Bellingham x BLACK!FEM!Reader

WARNINGS: SMAU, Rude(ish) comments, A bit smutty at the end but nun too serious, Jude being a velcro boyfriend, basketball player!Reader, Touch me not!Reader, Nonchalant(ish)!Reader, Clinginess, fluffy, reader is a bit of a tomboy (but it’s not really implied ig??), Readers sexual preference is questioned a few times lmao.

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Ahh, a tale as old as (you*) time if you ask me! It seemed that since you were little, no one could read the sign you mentally placed on your forehead that said DO NOT TOUCH. that included Jude.

100% use to be time limit on how long he can hug you when you two first started dating and he thought he was slick going over a few seconds just to see if you’d notice. 😭

He respects you not wanting to be touched so often but sometimes he genuinely does forget and slips up.

Sometimes you let him get away with it, other times you smack his hand away like you’d do a naughty child.

He’s so touchy that sometimes you don’t even notice until he moves.

“Jude…”

“Hm?” He hums, eyes on the computer screen resting on your stomach that was playing princess and the frog.

“Jude” You call even firmer than before.

“Yes, baby?”

“Your hand, dude…”

His eyes dart to the suspecting hand, his entire palm softly groping your boob under your shirt as if the hand was supposed to be there.

“Oh! Sorry-“

He waits till you’re asleep to cuddle you when you two are finally together again and on break; you wake up with a full grown man nearly on top of you.

You once told him to start asking for kisses instead of just kissing you and you ended up answering more than ten questions in just one evening.

He doesn’t even get jealous of you interacting with other men that may be interested in you because you kinda hate everybody??..💀

He’s also leaving multiple hickeys on your neck so they can see just in case but you had to immediately stop him from doing that before a coach or a teammate saw and bullies you for it.

Hiding the relationship from the public was difficult enough but he quite literally acted like you two were conjoined at the hip at times.

When you soft launched you two’s relationship your friends were in such shock that you even let a man get close enough to you to speak without him being pepper sprayed.

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YBSF GIRL WHAAAAT???

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YBSF2 YOU WIT YO WHOOO??

ynusername You know who i’m with! 😹

USER1 AHHHHHHHHH

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USER2 WON A RING HER ROOKIE YEAR AND GOT A MAN??? IKTRRR

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USER3 could have sworn she liked girls—

USER4 Y/N plays basketball so good she got ppl thinking she a lesbian wow

USER5 Lesbian allegations in her first year of playing in the WNBA omg we made it yall!!

USER6 Girl we know who that is

USER7 right, she covering his face like we blind???

ynusername Never tried to hide him lol

USER8 Oh so this is why we aren’t winning any games lol…

USER9 Lost to the fuckin SPARKS bro…

USER10 Is it really that deep?

USER9 YES BITCH!

USER11 I KNOW THAT AINT MY MANNNN

ynusername your whom?

USER12 GAG HER MOTHER LMAO

USER13 NOOOO GET OFF OF HERRR

USER14 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE US NOT HIM

judebellingham ???????

judebellingham 🤍👩🏾‍🤝‍👨🏽

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judebellingham I live to breathe the same air as you.

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USER15 okay tone it down a little jude-

USER16 He’s so- 😭😭😭

USER17 I have a hunch that she’s gonna eat him and use his football talent to gain powers

ynusername My plans have been foiled

USER18 a sports crossover i never expected to see ngl????

USER19 right? 😭

USER20 It’s a pr stunt guys lol

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There’s a good bit of people that still don’t think you two are actually together, exhibit A:

He surprisingly ignores all of these comments cause he knows what’s real.(you show em jude!)

Everybody can just tell he bagged you by being absolutely delusional and they were correct.

All those story likes, comments and convincing you that he was cool finally paid off!

Also he was very much so one of those “omg you’re so smallll” type of flirts 💀 and it took you every bone in your body not to kick the back of his knees in.

Now you probably wouldn’t have won that fight but while he was down on the floor you’d have enough time to run for your life.

He’s definitely that boyfriend that walks with his hand in your back pocket.

Has told you multiple times before that not being with you feels like he’s having withdrawals. 😭

Poor baby HATES when you tour but he still roots for you, posting pictures of your team on his story and all. 😖

Sharing location? He has yours on every single device and watches it occasionally when you’re traveling lmfao.

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You wouldn’t be surprised if he secretly has a burner account where he claps back at people who come for your game performance.

It wouldnt be the first time he’s said something to critics. 🧍🏽‍♀️

If he can’t make it to a game then best believe he’s watching it on his phone and jumping up every time you get a point of your own. 😭 (we love a supportive wag)

He definitely has one of your jerseys and you absolutely have his.

Because you didn’t like being touched so often, naturally your favorite sexual position was riding. (it was also a great leg workout) You loved that you could be in control of him and how he touched you. If he got too handsy, you weren’t a stranger to pinning his arms down to your mattress and he would practically be too weak to protest against it anyway.

When you did allow him to touch you how he wanted, his favorite position was sideways spooning. A position where he could hold you as much as he wanted, keep you still within his arms and still fuck your brains out while getting his fix of touching you without limit. He basically went feral anytime it happened, the first time he was surprised he could cum that much, all the evidence laid across the dimples of your back (i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself LMAO)

By the time you two were together for over a year, Jude could just feel you softening up for him a little more day by day and he just couldn’t wait till you were as touchy as he was

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💌~ I hope yall like this, i wrote it along with this lewis fic that’s kinda the same but also not? 💀 yall will see it soon lmfao

also, give Jude his WNBA gf(me) NOW!! we got league babies to make frl

[kingkat12]

I started watching Hemlock Grove because of you and Roman's dubbing (Brazil) is so bad, it doesn't suit him 😭

WHAAAAT this is so sweet, wdym I have influence on some of you guys😭💕 but fr, I'm getting so curious, HOW do you read fanfics about characters you don't know...? and then get into the show? I have no idea how anyone would read, like, let's say smih, without knowing the show, because wdym??

but it's such an honour to hear this🥹 although yeah, I can't imagine the Brazilian HG dub💀 the show itself is already kinda dogshit (sorry) so I can't IMAGINEEEE the dub??? send it to me tho pls I need to see this lol

[izzyatchi]

nahhhh 💀 i need my eyes CLEANED oh my god i just saw a tumblr post with cropped nasty stuff of a minor from earthbound.. not to mention calling her waifu like WHAAAAT???

can we .. not. Thank you im so concerned oh my god .. THE AUDACITY TO MAKE THAT A POST .

[nonamem9]

spoilers...duh.

This week on Super Hero Time...

uhhh

i mean- Toei's Toyetic Trinity of Transforming Heroes...

yes you and idol precure is now part of this weekly post along with gavv and boonboomger, or in next week's case, gozyuger.

STARTO!

WHATS THAT on the T.V.??

YOU DID NOT LEAKED THAT SHIT BRUH WHAAAAT??

KAMEN RIDER LEGEND???

omg gavv reference

(okay ill stop shitposting)

GURL KEEP IT A SECRET YOU'RE MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS

bro i suck at darts but im way better than you

my bruh cant handle spins 😭😭😭, help 'em

she's so fuckin eager to beat people ya know

i have no verbal comments for the rest of the show other than =)

she fuckin hit em with the level 3 cinematic super

=D!

*cut*

oh hi Dente!!!!

HUH??? EEEWWWWWW

?????

SACHIKA KNOWS WHO HE IS, SHOUMA IS NOT A WHORISH GLUTTON, JUST AN ENJOYER GLUTTON

APPEARANCES ARE A DECEPTION!!!!

damn Lakia's lil dudes are such wonky creatures, well okay they're AI but shush

THATS NOT HOW YOU PIZZA

ANSWER HER CALL SHOMA!!!!!!! AAAAAAAA

YEESSSS

Well that's another Gavv that beats up Truck-kun, though an evil one

why are you near strangers, oh hi hanty

THEY'RE FINALLY COMMUNICATING!!!!!!

god bitter gavv is so funny just wrecking shit up

damn spicy is evil now???

my god a selfish genius

okay caking to gurucan, interesting

bitter's first finisher??

NOOOO

NO WAY YOU TOLD HIM YOU KNEW HIS MOM

*cut*

WHAAAAAT

BOONDORIO'S BACK IN THE OPENING?!?!??

so the kids aren't gonna funny question that glow??

SO THAT'S HOW HE RETURNS???

oh dont worry the kids know what that glows is

SHIIIIRAAAABEEE!!

helmetless roll call!! with the mech-alien people whatever!!!

no need the jackets for the back tap??

you didnt fully kill him? oh yeah that makes sense yeah the other non-earth crimes yeah, i see i see.

he dusts himself??

Hashiliengate 💀 💀 💀

so she temporarily runs the BBG to fix it up and bring it back to the original owners? kinda like smosh and mythical entertainment? mmhmmm

where did the sanseaters get all o that??

SHE WAS ACTING??? NAH I DONT BELIEVE IT.

Gozyu Wolf you didn't even.... whatever.

end.

👏. 👏. 👏.

absolute cinema.

i know it seems that im not that invested in idol precure compared to gavv, i mean it just fuckign started let it set itself up, that's the same with early boonboomger and gavv during the binge watching period at january.

let's see what gozyuger has to offer!

anyways @wethekidnappers has to give me 5 pesos now, fuck you!!.

anyways, remember to be someone's idol, even if you're not of the musical performance type.

see you at somewhere else! aaaaannnddd gooood byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!~

[tae-rhymeswithslay]

TMNT: Far Gone CASEY JONES

hes my little pookie pie (foot recruit casey whaaaat??? pls notice guys)

also the quality is once again dogshit 💀💀

[justmaiidraws]

I tried drawing koya :D

OMG KOYA FANART WHAAAAT!!! 🫶🥹💖

Also is that a middle finger or is it something else I don’t know how to describe without being age restricted 💀

[lunatheseus]

Endgame Couples in Harry Potter that I often wonder about - rambles and questions

Angelina Johnson & George Weasley:

Angelina eventually marries her late boyfriend's brother?

I'm curious as to how that even happens. What's the thought process behind that for her? What about how George feels about it?

Like- girl ended up with her dead boyfriend minus one ear and half of his livelihood gone...

Don't get me wrong, George definitely deserves a great life and future...

But also, (for George) how do you date your dead brother's girlfriend in the first place?

Idk the only real "solution" is that they helped each other through the grieving process of Fred's death???

Bill Weasley & Fleur Delacour

I can't say I'm well versed in the details of their relationship but... it's definitely interesting.

They definitely have relationship goals moments:

They met by chance: at Gringotts as coworkers

Fought alongside each other during the war

THE WEDDING

But also...

Bill caught Fleur's eye when she was in the Triwizard Tournament: Fleur was 17 Bill was 24 💀💀

How'd that even happen????

Like- whaaaat?

That means that Bill was 18 when Fleur was just starting school at Beauxbatons (which I assume was when she was 11)...

I mean- in hindsight, it's not that bad... but I wish we got more or a build up yk?

Like- Charlie was literally working at the Triwizard Tournament because of the Dragons... how did she not meet him first?

Ginny Weasley & Harry Potter

No. They had an amazing setup, but no.

It's like dating your younger sister.

There was also no buildup, chemistry, or reason.

I also thought the saving Ginny from Tom Riddle was supposed to be a nod at the "Handsome Prince saves the Damsel in Distress" trope... yeah no.

Also, Ginny literally disappears and has no relevance/importance to the stories after that, only becoming relevant when she started dating Dean Thomas (which I personally thought was cute) and Harry suddenly realized that he was in love with her all of a sudden. There's no buildup, and they had no chemistry in the supposed romantic scenes...

They honestly just did Ginny dirty....

Nymphadora Tonks & Remus Lupin

Ouch. This made me cry.

Ok I get that the 13 year difference is a bit odd... but to some degree it makes sense:

Remember that Tonks' mother married for love, even if it was out of the norm. Tonks is literally continuing the legacy lol

Lupin and Tonks were both outcasts, they relate to each other and appreciate their uniqueness

Anyway, their sacrifice was brutal but also devastatingly beautiful

[merlucide]

Kirakira, pookiepie (okay, I dunno why I said that 💀), I had a question to ask

My cousin that I always talk about... they may or may not join GFFC if they can be online on Tumblr

I just wanna ask if you'd be okay with it if they decided to

WIAT WIAT WIAT WHAAAAT?!?

THE COUSIN?!

wait shut up I’m so excited yes!!!! OMG!! THE COUSIN!!!!

and pfffffttrrr babe yessss don’t even gots to ask just give me a user and I’ll send an invite 💗

I’m so excited waittttttt >.<

[whoahoney]

Alright yall, Deftones/septum piercing boy turned into a ghost, may he rest in peace 💀 but never fear….

the Pizza Guy is here. 😏👀

That’s right, a new white boy of the month in Honeyland but that’s okay, I’ve decided to award him white boy of the month, every month for the rest of the year (at least) because he’s my BOYFRIEND!

he actually asked me and everything, like whaaaat?

I love the story of how we met so much so imma write it out a little bit before I toy with turning it into an Eddie fic like I did with the chilis waiter 💀🫶🏻

Read on if you’re interested in my weird love life, it’s appreciated but never required!

TW: pregnancy sickness, crush on someone other than your shitty ass husband (it’s okay we’re divorced now 🥳😂)

Basically back in 2021, I was heavily pregnant with my second child and alllllways craving pizza. I already order dominos often enough they know my name and order when I come in, but it was much more often than normal while I was growing a human 😂

One day, I go to pick up my order at the dominos hot spot in town and there is a handsome Covid-masked boy there waiting for me.

I’d never seen him before so I knew he was new. I got shy and just accepted the pizza, trying to get back into my car as quickly as possible. But then he gave me the loveliest smile and wished me a good day and I thought about it a smidge longer than a married woman should.

The next time I saw him, he gave me tons of paper plates and napkins and full shakers of pepper and Parmesan, and that became a regular occurrence I didn’t think too much of. (Turns out he was STEALING FROM WORK)

The next time, he asked me about how I was feeling, about my baby, and what his name was going to be.

And then the next time, I was late picking up my order, and it’s protocol to call the customer in that instance, so he calls me and asks if I’m okay. Truth be told, I wasn’t 💀 I had BARFED all over myself (cause pregnant) as I was driving over there. I was so upset, clamoring around my car searching for an old hoodie to pull on, but I couldn’t find anything 🥲

Obviously I wasn’t going to tell him all that, so I told him I’d be there momentarily, that I had just been sick.

He offers to drive it to me, free of charge, but I was almost there anyway.

He didn’t even acknowledge the puke on my shirt and gave me the same smile he always did (that I couldn’t see cause of the mask lmao) and told me to be careful going home.

lemme tell you that when I got back, I had a text from an unknown number asking if I got home okay 🥺 my friend was utterly convinced this dude had the hots for me but I was married and pregnant so I had a hard time hoppin on that bandwagon, “it’s not like anything’s going to happen anyway”

I’d say a month after that, I stopped seeing him and assumed he’d moved onto bigger and better things than dominos.

Cut to January 2024, I’m swiping on bumble, minding my business and I see the cutest guy in a Metallica shirt eating noodles straight from the pot over the sink. I was already set on swiping right, but then I looked further at his profile and lo and behold, a selfie in a familiar domino’s uniform!! It had to be him.

I swipe right, we MATCH, I confirm it’s him, he REMEMBERS ME, and we plan a date.

He suggested that we meet at our “old spot” and he’d bring dinner.

And what does he bring??

A dominos pizza and a dozen red roses. 🥺

Turns out my friend was right, he confirmed that he had a “huge little crush” on me and that he’d bargain with the other drivers to get my order if it wasn’t his to take 😭 he’d give them the tips I’d give him if he ever had to convince someone to switch with him 🥲

I’ve dated some very kind and respectful people since July 2023 but this guy blows them all out of the water 😭

He’s so communicative, his boundaries and emotional intelligence are unmatched, we have the same taste in music, his love languages are the same as mine, he’s also a single father (and absolutely rocks it), we share the same values, every day he’s surprising me with some lore of his, or his kindness, or thoughtful nature 🥺

he plans every date, sends me his work schedule so I know when I can come in for a surprise visit if I want to, he brings me snacks, pays for and pumps my gas, opens every door, and won’t even let me lift a finger in my own house!!! All without me asking.

And don’t get me started on the sex bro… I— I can’t. 🥲🫠😮‍💨

If you read this far, I love you, I hope you’re doing well, I miss my tumblr/eddie hyper fixation so much, but I feel it coming back 🤍 I hope to finish our beloved stories and give them all the endings they/we deserve 😌🥰

Xx

Honey

[subbymothpimp]

“Why do you have feather on your head? You’re a moth”

//this rp blog is actually so accurate 😭 you imitate him so well 💀

Those are. Fucking. Antennae. You absolute fucking piece of shit hijo de puta pendejo.

Whaaaat, would someone like to touch~♥?

(Author: Thanks, Anon! ♥♥♥)