#17 and counting

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

forget body count, i want to know what your blog count is 😏✨💋

[wintergreenoreo]

“With all my teammates normally I have the best relationship” 💀 yeah sure pal

[emo-batboy]

Things Battinson Totally Did During His First Year of University

Using Unhinged or Odd Things I Also Did as a College Freshman :D

Note: for this list, let’s believe Bruce was living in an (admittedly expensive and swanky) dorm because it is required for first-years, especially those entering at a young age, and Alfred told him he needed to make friends. Also yes I did every single thing on this list. I never claimed to be a role model

Bruce, to his TA: I’m so sorry I’m late to class. I gave blood a few hours ago and almost fainted on the way here, but it won’t happen again.

Signs up for a class called “Age of Dinosaurs” despite it not being required whatsoever and proceeds to work his entire schedule around it

Bruce: Your mental health is super important. If you think you should see the on-campus therapist, go see them. Friend: Fine. I’ll sign up for therapy if you sign up for therapy too. Bruce: Hold on-

Finds a loophole in his housing contract that allows him to get a pet frog, calls him kermit :)

Gets a second frog because Kermit was lonely, names it Constantine after Muppets Most Wanted, then realizes that they’re gay for each other. Wonders if the rainbow-colored rocks he got them triggered anything

Swings dramatically between calling Alfred every single day and ghosting him for weeks, cries when he realizes what he did

“Accidentally” joins the student body council, doesn’t know what he’s doing, gets re-elected anyway

Molds a dragon out of Laffy Taffy instead of doing his work

Bruce: *joins Honors, gets all A’s, takes the max amount of classes, has several minors, overachieves* Also Bruce: I’m a failure.

Breaks into a building after hours to study because NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE LIBRARY

Bruce: I will not get seasonal depression this year. Bruce: *gets real and seasonal depression that year*

Meticulously schedules his day with a color-coded planner because if he sits down for too long, the thoughts will consume him

Gives a presentation to his rhetoric class on how much he likes Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (it is 20 minutes long)

Successfully allocates funding from the student body council to pay for free feminine products in the dorms OUT OF SPITE because someone said it couldn't be done. fuck you, Andrew

Bruce: It is not an all-nighter if I go to sleep before my first class. Friend: It is 7:30am, the sun is in the sky, and your first class is at 12:30. Bruce: But I am getting sleep.

Refuses to go anywhere without his backpack because what if he needs three notebooks at once

Loses over 20 pounds because ✨stress✨ and scares the shit out of Alfred when he comes home for Thanksgiving

Argues with his TA over the one (1) question he got wrong on his Dinosaur exam

Bruce, calling Alfred: Hello father figure. How do I do taxes? Do I have to do them myself? Also, I think I’m having a panic attack.

Joins in on a charity arts-and-crafts project that gives kids books with matching activities made by volunteers, proceeds to commandeer the project because “it’s not color-blind friendly” and rewrites the instructions for everyone

Makes a murder wall

Goes to one (1) sports game and proceeds to leave in the first ten minutes because it’s way too loud wtf is wrong with people

Professor, addressing the lecture hall: I dare you to write an essay about these two sentences. Bruce: *writes an essay about six words, gets a 100, never even read the book*

Crawls into the ceiling for some alone time

Ghosts someone after a date because he’s too scared to tell them he didn’t know it was a date in the first place and now he feels bad

Classmate: How tf does he walk across campus that fast? I go in the same direction he does on my bike, and he’s always ahead of me. Bruce: *is gay sprinting to Dinosaur class*

Refuses to let others use his Favorite Pen TM

Constantly gets mistaken for a Grad Student because he is “so wise and mature” (bestie, that’s the autism)

Alfred: *casually mentions he got into a car accident through text* Bruce: *replies with a meme while hyperventilating because he doesn’t know what to do with that information??!*

Wears a suit to one of his finals

Regularly eats non-organic food for the first time in his life, proceeds to learn about several allergies Alfred forgot to mention he has

Writes “What is a Hot Pocket?” in calligraphy and proceeds to laugh his ass off alone in his dorm because he is so exhausted he’s reached the point of delusion

Locks himself out of his dorm right before class, frantically asks the floor group chat if someone can help, proceeds to tell the nice gay man on the floor who saved him “I love you” because his social skills have hit rock bottom

Makes a little music album display next to his desk for his favorite band (Nirvana) His friends call it a shrine, and they are technically correct

Has a blacklist of people he refuses to interact with because Reasons

Counselor: What do you want to do when you graduate? Bruce: *gestures vaguely*

Refuses to take the bus because there are people in there and he doesn’t like those

Loses one of his frogs, how tf did he do that, they’re fully aquatic, oh fuck, this is probably why they got rid of that loophole a year later because unbeknownst to Bruce, he accidentally started a frog revolution in the dorms, btw he SWEARS he did not mean to do that

Has two trash cans in his room: one for the Good Garbage, and one for the Bad Garbage. Only Bruce knows which is which

Bruce: *writes a creative piece about a ship’s final thoughts as it sinks, bringing its passengers down with it* TA: Absolutely lovely, Bruce, but are you okay?

Goes on Night Walks, keeps himself safe by maintaining a level 12 resting bitch face at all times

Earns the nickname “8th floor cryptid” after pacing the halls at 3am when it’s too cold for Night Walks (honestly tho how tf didn’t he get the nickname earlier?)

Bruce: Do you think a depressed person could do this? Bruce: *has a manic episode*

Okay that's all love you BYE

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC Camp

The Batfam force Damian to go to summer camp to socialize with kids his own age and have some normal childhood experiences

That’s all well and good, but normal does not describe his cabin’s councilor, one Daniel “for the love of Ancients call me Danny” Fenton

Between the son of the bat and a Fenton, camp is going to be weird

[on-the-clear-blue]

Tim, looking over the menu of the restaurant he is at, a twitch developing in his eye: I don't even know why you are here.

Damian, lips pursed as he stares down the menu: Father wished me to chaperon.

Benard, on the other side, trying not to laugh: Tim, baby i-its okay, really...Damian is a cool kid.

Tim, glaring even harder: I am 17 fucking years old god damn it...

Damian, not even looking at Tim: But how long have you been 17?

Benard, doing a spit take, doubling over laughing.

Tim, gripping a fork in a death grip: I...I am going to kill you...slowly? Meat hooks...leather straps...Joker is going to throw up when he sees what I am going to do to you...

Damian, unbothered: Keep telling yourself that Drake...(looks up at the waiter) I will have the extra extra crab claw boluza

(A siren goes off, party music commences, a mic lowers from the ceiling as the waiter announces the challenge)

Damian, sitting with a party hat and a bib, kazoo and crab cracker in hand: Sorry if I am interrupting, continue as if I am not even here.

Benard, is looking blue in the face, eyes wide as he tries breath through the laughter, which starts up again when ever he looks over at Damian

Tim, glaring harder than ever before, this is his 13th reason why, if he glares any harder gun batman would manifest behind him: You you even eat fucking crab? I thought you were vegan

Damian, sipping from a crab shaped cup as a massive, tiered platter with sparklers and colored ice is put in front of him, decked out with crabs: I imbibe in shellfish Drake, and the milk from Batcow, and the eggs that Jerry lays, I only do not eat the flesh of creatures that could look me in the eye and plead for their life, crustaceans have no souls Drake, they are here purely for evil, sent to this plane of existence for only the torment of man kind, I am simply doing my part of defeating the crab threat.

(This ends with Tim in the hospital, not because he attacked Damian and he fought back, no it was because Tim had an unknown shellfish allergy and had a reaction when Damian threw a triple (vegan) butter dunked crab leg at him)

[you-know-cchio]

“the average sfth member plays 3.75 roles in death for a dollar” factoid actualy just statistical error. average sfth member plays around 2 roles in death for a dollar.

spiders georg sam, who was in every scene of the longform and plays 8 roles (danny prostitute, bill hannigan’s blind father, many fingers percy pussy, young three keys three teeth three toes tony, mexican farm owner, marriage officiant, horse, maria’s executioner), is an outlier adn should not be counted.

[dailyheavymedic]

No hate, but I think it’s absolutely hilarious how you’ll have comics that are 1/10(panel number, not quality) which will then evolve to 10/15, which then then evolve to 15/20. That’s so real and I love it.

Don't worry I also find it hilarious :sob: A huge reason for that is because I kept changing my mind about how the kiss was supposed to go, the google doc that I use to plane out my comics has like 6? different versions of the same comic, it's a mess, they were about to kiss in like 7 different stances and in different terms, but I settled for the more stable one cause I'll save that stuff for the main comic

[anbeeo]

I was rewatching it's a terrible life and when I saw what sam was drawing I knew i immediately had to make this

[pretzlforpresident]

Sonadowtober day 7: Paranormal

Organized by @sonadowtober :>

+ Bonus doodle that I was going to finish but didn’t have enough energy

[pb-s-corner]

One, please bring Gaty back, I can't handle another episode were Two is depressed, he deserves happiness.

[afterartist]

So anyways

I like dinosaurs

Dilophosaurus my beloved <3<3

I’d like to say I’ve improved since 2020 but idk bro, this old image is fire 😎🙏🙏✌️😘 (SARCASM HEAVY SARCASM NOTHING BUT SARCASM)

[bugwolfsstuff]

I will never like or forgive Luke mostly because he is the reason Castor is never gonna see their dad again

Like its assumed that Dionysus had a good relationship with his kids.

And yeah Castor will have Pollux in the future but they're never gonna see their dad again.

They're dead and Dionysus is deathless

They're dead and never gets to see the parent they loved because Luke hated his parent

[platypuscrab]

the real reason the last show had to be in Iceland

[fjordfolk]

puppy fever, might be terminal

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Dracula for real was like, "Since I'm having company over, I'll lock my pet Jonathan in the bathroom for the day"

[bberry005]

recently rewatched the episode of rebels where ezra goes to tatooine and i am now haunted by how much ezra and luke's lives would've changed if they met that day. not necessarily changed for the BETTER but changed nonetheless